genius editor

"There are four of us! What about two to two?" Tian Tian was the first to discover the problem.

"Let's talk about it later!" Brother Liehuo said heartlessly.

He raised his hand first and voted for "Duansheli".Facing Zhuang Mo's reproachful eyes, Brother Lie Huo actually felt a little guilty: "Well... Tian Tian said that the multi-dimensional element is very poor, I think the manuscript fee should be used wisely."

Zhuang Mo: "..."

Unexpectedly, the ship capsized in the gutter, and now it is worse than the draft.He almost couldn't help but say: Duowei Element is very rich, he lives in a luxurious manor with 200 rooms in the third ring road, and he is the top [-] super rich in Forbes in mainland China; , He is still serving plates at the bar at night, and he is even a disabled person.

What a good game of knocking out teeth and swallowing blood.

Tian Tian raised his hands high after him, and whispered to Ye Shun crazily: "Multi-dimensional elements! Multi-dimensional elements! Multi-dimensional elements!" He knew that under the current situation, Ye Shun's vote was particularly important.If Ye Shun had stood for Zhuang Mo, then this vote would have been tantamount to not voting.

Under his fiery gaze, Ye Shun looked at him with a smile, then at Zhuang Mo, and finally pointed at him: "Multidimensional elements."

When he faced Zhuang Mo's reproachful eyes, he repeatedly raised his hand, leaned back, and said with a smile: "Your writing is too long, if his manuscript is published, my Shangshang will also be rejected Yes, sorry."

Tian Tian said yeah, sang "We people, I'm so happy today", and walked out with horoscope strides.He couldn't wait to inform Multidimensional Elements of the good news: He, with a salty mouthful, relied on his hard work and bravery to win him a manuscript fee of 1050 yuan!He will try his best to help him avoid taxes!

In the end, he made a crackling call, and Xuanyuan saw it on the other side and felt it was a kind of humiliation: I'm so fucking worth this little money?Or do you think I'm short of money? !I earned a manuscript fee of 1000 yuan by my own ability, and it is also your credit?Look at this brat, do you still want me to kneel down and sing Conquer?

Throw him a word: get out.

Tian Tian: "..."

"It's bloated, it's bloated, it's going to be bloated after one draft!" Tian Tian sat in front of the computer and cursed, intending to beat his bones.If you start showing off before you're popular, you won't be able to survive in the future?

A mouthful of salt: Actually, this draft is quite reluctant

A mouthful of salt: If your competitor’s manuscript was not written too long, and I argued hard, I might not have this result

A mouthful of salt: so don't be complacent

One mouthful of salt: Make persistent efforts next time!Keep going!

Xuanyuan: "..."

Multidimensional Elements: You mean, I can't write well enough?

"You're so smart!" Tian Tian could hear the sound of his glass heart breaking through the screen, and felt relieved, but of course he wouldn't say that directly, he planned to add fuel to the flames.

One mouthful of salt: Of course not!

A mouthful of salt: what you wrote

A mouthful of salt: okay

Multidimensional elements: OK?

Multidimensional Elements: Is What I Wrote Okay?

Multidimensional elements: hehe

A mouthful of salt: Modesty makes people progress, pride makes people lag behind

A mouthful of salt: when the moon is full, it will lose, and when the water is full, it will overflow

One mouthful of salty: keep improving, further joy

Multidimensional elements: hehe

Multidimensional elements: I can recite a lot of idioms

A mouthful of salt: hee hee

Tian Tian flipped through the chat records, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt happy, especially the word "hee hee", it was a bitch, how could he be so talented? !He should be writing novels, hee hee!

Shan Zongzhu didn't know what medicine the CEO took wrongly today, so he was busy chatting with Q, but ignored the business: "Shang Zong, look, it's almost 12 o'clock, and I have invited people from Liancheng to have dinner at noon..."

"Stop making noise!" The president said in a bad tone.Didn't you see he was busy? !He has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and this is the first time he meets someone who dares to diss him face to face. If he doesn't kill this brat, can he eat with peace of mind? !He left behind the anxious chief assistant Shan, and went further and further away in not doing his job properly.

Multidimensional elements: Tell me, where did I write badly

Multidimensional elements: you say

A mouthful of salt: Everyone knows this

A mouthful of salt: Saying it hurts feelings

multidimensional elements: say

One mouthful of salt: Since you asked the question sincerely

A mouthful of salt: I will tell you mercifully

Multidimensional elements: ...

One mouthful of salt: Don't think I don't know who you are imitating

Multidimensional elements: ...?

One mouthful of salt: You completely imitated Xuanyuan Great God in writing, didn't you comprehend yourself? !

Mr. Shan saw that Mr. Shang was in front of the computer, and there was no movement for a while, and then he thumped the table suddenly, bursting into a series of long laughs.It was a very dark, depressing, lewd laugh, and it sounded like the kind of laugh you get when the villain hatches a stupid plan and he thinks "it's safe."Then, Mr. Shang, who regarded himself as an upper-class elite in everything, gloated and cursed "stupid x" before throwing himself back in front of the computer.

Multi-Dimensional Elements: Who do you think writes better, me or him?

A mouthful of salt: Can you be a little bit desperate?

A salty mouthful: Although you have learned a lot, do you think that the A product can be compared with the original import?

Xuanyuan didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while.

One mouthful of salt: Do you have to learn from others?Can't you figure out your own style?

Multidimensional elements: I write text like this

Multi-dimensional elements: We wrote articles like this at that time

One mouthful of salty: Then you are quite old, right?

A salty mouthful: Is it more than 30?

A mouthful of salt: tsk tsk

Xuanyuan was stabbed in the heart.Age is not only a fatal topic for women, it is also a fatal topic for a man like Xuanyuan who has a strong self-esteem and is better than others in everything.He can gain social status, fame and fortune through hard work, but he cannot return to youth through hard work.Although he just passed by, he has a different kind of jealousy towards young people.

Multidimensional Elements: What's wrong?

Multidimensional Elements: What's wrong with getting older?

Multidimensional elements: Are you young and amazing?

"Jumping, jumping!" Instead of getting angry, Tian Tian got an evil pleasure. The more impatient and angry the other side was, the more his goal was achieved.

A mouthful of salt: I don’t think I’m great

One mouthful of salt: I just think you are miserable

Xuanyuan: "..."

One mouthful of salt: Look, Xuanyuan, who wrote about the same time as you, has become famous and retired from the world

A mouthful of salt: You still have to be here

A mouthful of salt: writing a manuscript for 1000 yuan

A mouthful of salt: Worrying about whether you can live

A mouthful of salt: too miserable

Speaking of this, Tian Tian sincerely felt that the author was indeed a bit miserable.It's immoral for him to poke people's feet maliciously like this.Maybe there is a child with a high fever who is hanging salt water in the hospital, and his wife has just given birth to a second child, and the burden of supporting a family of four plus four elderly people is on his shoulders.A middle-aged bald man appeared in Tian Tian's mind. He was standing in the corridor of the hospital, holding a super-large-screen dual-card dual-standby smart phone. In tears, and the leather jacket he was wearing was bought five years ago.

Tian Tian felt very sad, feeling that he was too insignificant, so he hurriedly sent a "bunny hug" emoji.

A mouthful of salt: Don't worry, I will treat you well

One mouthful of salt: I will ask you to write a manuscript in the future

One bite of salt: I will definitely let you make more money

Yikouxian: Please give me some more bank card numbers

A mouthful of salt: I will give you tax avoidance

Multidimensional Elements: Roll

Mr. Shan bent down and urged: "Mr. Shang, it's really too late. Someone from Liancheng came to urge..."

Xuanyuan glanced at him unhappily, he hasn't turned back yet, okay? !

Xuanyuan thought for a while, and removed an IphoneX from a drawer of mobile phones given by others, installed a QQ login trumpet, and threw the mobile phone to Mr. Shan: "This mobile phone will be used to contact my editor in the future. He knocks on me, you Just tell me." After finishing speaking, he adjusted his Armani suit and was greeted by the Bentley parked in front of the door.

Setting up a special contact phone for Tian Tian is not to say that Xuanyuan likes him so much.Xuanyuan always pretends to be a successful person outside, and behaves in line with the elite personality, but he is not such a person at all.His native family is very ordinary, and he was not born noble.

After wearing the mask for a long time, there will be a psychological need to let go of the self. Besides, it is also a bit boring to always be on top.The multi-dimensional element is his trumpet, and Tian Tian doesn't know his true face at all.At the beginning, Xuan Yuan was still a little too proud, but after chatting with Tian Tian a lot, he found that Tian Tian immediately pulled him to the same IQ level.Although Xuanyuan was finally defeated by Tian Tian because it was Tian Tian's home game, Xuanyuan felt strangely more satisfied than angry.Because he can freely say things that he would never say under normal circumstances, and show his dark side of pride, childishness, jealousy, and vanity to his heart's content, without worrying about paying any price and destroying his perfect personality.He felt that maybe he needed such a false identity to satisfy his bad taste.

This kind of mentality is exactly the same as that of Internet trolls, except that trolls are scolding mothers, and Xuanyuan wants to be a dick to his heart's content.

Moreover, when the little editor knew who he was, he cried and knelt and sang Conquer... That scene was really cool to think about.

"If he hits me, just tell me." Xuan Yuan told Shan Zongzhu again with a wicked smile.

Mr. Shan looked at the only friend in the empty list, and crossed the editor named "Yikouxian". What kind of evil did he do in his previous life? It's not good to offend anyone, offend their president...

Seeing that he didn't reply again, Tian Tian minimized the window nervously, thinking whether what he said was too hurtful.Do you want to buy him a present to make amends?

"You said... Is there any need for me to buy some gifts for the author, a condom?" The very poor Tian Tian couldn't make up his mind, so he turned around and asked Zhuang Mo, not daring to explain the reason.

Don't want Zhuang Mo to raise his eyes to look at him, and said comfortingly: "Emotional intelligence is good."

Tian Tian was taken aback: "Is it common for editors and authors to give gifts?"

"Generally, 1/3 to 1/2 of the monthly income should be spent on the author."

Tian Tian: "!"

"If you pay, you will get rewards. If you are good to others, others will be good to you. But it is still the same sentence: Be cautious in choosing authors. Be aware of people before establishing relationships."

Tian Tian thought about whether Multidimensional Element was a good person... Well, it was difficult to communicate, and he kept letting himself go.

But this time it was my own fault...

He picked up the lunch box, opened Taobao, entered "gifts for middle-aged men" in the search box, and screened the price range: up to 50 yuan.

After searching and searching, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't been told about the rejection of the ashes.

He threw his chopsticks and opened the dialog box...

The author has something to say: [Small editorial knowledge class] How to quickly pass the manuscript?

Read more, research more and summarize more.Lay a solid foundation, write the manuscript well and keep up with the current trend, and then hook up with the editor with the most power, and directly point to the big coffee position.