I'm super fierce

Yu Xisheng's words seemed to press a terrible switch, Luo Rang blushed, but said very seriously: "I can't control myself."

Yu Xi asked, "What do you want to do?"

Luo Rang said, "I want to kiss you."

Yu Xi said: "No."

Luo Rang gave the best thing and said, "I want to hug you."

Yu Xi said, "No way."

Luo Rang looked at Yu Xisheng aggrievedly, but the latter just looked at him with a smile, not at all moved.So he turned around quietly, picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip.

Before drinking, Luo Rang asked Yu Xisheng: "Is this yours?"

Yu Xisheng said, "Yes."

Luo Jean said, "I drank it."

Yu Xisheng remained silent, and waited for him to drink the coffee before asking him, "Is the cat poop coffee good?"

Luo Jean: "?" Stiffly put down the coffee cup in his hand, looked around calmly, and then said cautiously, "I don't see any cats around here, where did they come from..."

Yu Xisheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, there's nothing real in it..."

Luo Rang: "...Shit?"

Yu Xisheng: "Yes."

Luo Rang said sadly: "Mr. Yu, I think you are playing with me."

Yu Xisheng shook his head, and suddenly said solemnly: "Luorang."

"Yes." Seeing his serious expression, Luo Rang hurriedly became serious.

Yu Xisheng said with a sad face: "What should I do? I think you are very cute."

Luo Rang stayed for two or three seconds after listening, and then fell limply on Yu Xisheng's lap like a deflated balloon.He was played badly by Mr. Yu, who suddenly became playful.

Luo Rang said quietly: "Mr. Yu, you are also very cute."

Yu Xisheng rubbed his bristly head and said "thank you".

Luo Rang said, "Teacher Yu, why are you so happy?"

Yu Xisheng thought for a while: "I don't know."

Luo Rang turned over with difficulty, put his feet on the ground, put his buttocks on the sofa, rested his head on Yu Xisheng's knee, and turned his face in Yu Xisheng's direction. "I know," he said.

Yu Xisheng said, "What do you know?"

Luo Rang said triumphantly: "I know, I am the one who made you so happy."

Yu Xi laughed out loud, then patted his chest: "Get up, let's go."

Luo Rang covered his chest: "You sneaked up on me! I want to...hehehe."

Yu Xisheng looked at him silently.

Luo Rang was stuck in the movement, and after a while, he silently retracted his ready-to-move paws, and at the same time stretched his abdominal muscles, and straightened up.

The two went to check out together, then turned around and left the store.At this time, under the diagonally opposite wall of the coffee shop, Xiao Wu saw the two of them coming out in a harmonious atmosphere, finally relieved, knocked on his numb legs and feet after squatting for too long, and limped towards them.

The plainclothes fan who had been staring at him for a long time quietly followed behind him.

Xiao Wu walked towards Luo Rang unconsciously, and patted his shoulder when they met, but before he could speak, he stepped on a stone.At the same time that he sprained his ankle, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from his back, and then he spun around. Before he knew what happened, he was already pinned to the ground.

Xiao Wu howled out: "Aw!"

Luo Rang & Yu Xisheng: "?"

The two onlookers took a step back together, and watched in wonder as Xiao Wu was pinned to the ground by stripping his plainclothes.

Fang Pao plainclothes shouted sharply: "I have been paying attention to you for a long time! What are you holding in your hand! Let go!"

"Songsongsong! Relax and see! There is nothing!"

Taking off the plainclothes for a moment, he looked at Xiao Wu's empty hand raised above his head, and said uncertainly, "The other one?"

Xiao Wu opened his other hand, which was also empty.

Anti-plain clothes: "..."

Luo Rang & Yu Xisheng: "???"

He stripped off his plainclothes and let go of Xiao Wu, and when he got up in disgrace, he asked with a straight face, "Why are you squatting in the corner sneakily?"

Xiao Wu turned his sore shoulder from the pressure, and said angrily, "I am happy."

Turning his plainclothes back, Xiao Wu took a step back in fright, and said tremblingly, "What are you doing?"

The former said with a cold face: "I have been observing you just now, and found that you were eyeing this couple. When they were going out, you deliberately bumped into them and waited for an opportunity to strike, right?"

Xiao Wudao: "That's right, I'm friends with them!"

plainclothes:"???"

Luo Rang was elated because of the words used by the plainclothes, and explained cheerfully when he saw this: "Comrade policeman, he is indeed our friend."

The plainclothes policeman blushed, said in a low voice, "It's a mistake again", then turned around and saluted Xiao Wu, and said sorry loudly.Seeing his sincerity, Xiao Wu forgave this uncle policeman who had very problematic observation skills, although he was a little depressed.

The police uncle turned around, turned his face again, and said to Luo Rang and Yu Xisheng: "You two, pay attention in public places, two men are flirting with each other, and the influence is not good."

Luo Rang said: "Okay, our couple will definitely pay attention."

Yu Xisheng: "..."

Seeing his delicate expression, the police uncle hesitated and said, "Could it be that you have already obtained the certificate?" He knew that some same-sex couples would go abroad to get married.

Luo Rang stepped forward and held his hand beamingly: "Thank you, comrade, for your blessing. We will definitely complete the process as soon as possible."

The police uncle nodded after hearing this, and left with a look of relief.

Yu Xisheng looked at his back, and then at Luo Rang with a swaying expression, his mood became very complicated.It is said that some men can make up their minds from falling in love at first sight to getting married and having children. Looking at a certain person's expression, I don't know where he has made up his mind.

As soon as Luo Rang pulled himself out of his mind, he saw Yu Xi looking at him silently, quickly waved his hands, and said, "Don't look at me, I said this according to the police comrades."

Yu Xisheng said slowly, "Oh, that's it..."

Luo made "hehe" laugh, trying to pretend to be a fool to pass the test.

Yu Xisheng didn't give him this chance, and said, "Then you and the police comrades can get the certificate." Then he turned and left.

Luo Rang scratched his head, knowing that he had climbed too much up the pole, so he hurriedly chased after him to make amends.So there was a conversation between the two in the distance.

"Do you still have the certificate?"

"Don't take it, don't take it."

"Oh, I won't take it."

"Why don't you get it now and get it later?"

Xiao Wu, who was left in place, looked at the backs of the two going away, and fell into deep thought: Can you remember, you two who are flirting and cursing, that you forgot that someone is here?