What should I do if there are always black fans robbing my sofa?

Xi Tang rested at Qinghan's place for a day and a night, and his body finally recovered.

At five o'clock in the evening, Qing Han arrived home, still carrying the ingredients that Xi Tang asked him to bring back.

The two were busy in the kitchen together, with Xi Tang as the chef and Qing Han as his helper.

After the meal is ready, the two sit at the dining table and enjoy the fruits of their labor together.

After the meal, Qing Han returned the key to Xi Tang, and said: "I brought the key back for you, but it's all over today, why don't you just stay at my house for another night? If you have nothing to do tomorrow, let's go and have fun together." .”

Xi Tang thought about it and agreed.

That night, Xi Tang was at Qing Han's house and started a live broadcast after a long absence.

The fans were very happy to see Xi Tang, so even if he changed the live broadcast platform, he didn't bother to download the Douwan live broadcast, just to chat with their male god.

Xi Tang didn’t prepare any content this time, the company meant to let him transform, but he hasn’t talked to the company about the specifics, so this live broadcast is just a simple chat with fans, and by the way, publicizes that he has changed platforms.

Before the live broadcast, Xi Tang habitually posted a live broadcast notification on Weibo.

Just after sending it, his message was forwarded.

When Xi Tang clicked on the message, he couldn't laugh or cry.

I'm not a black fan: sofa!The little cutie who grew up eating so much is going to broadcast live again!I’ve been waiting in front of the screen for a long time~ Uncle, let’s start the broadcast soon~ [Blowing Kiss]//@公孙钟力 also want to eat today V: At eight o’clock tonight, I’ll be waiting for you in the small room of Douwan~Room number: 41969419

This time, for the first time, Qing Han didn't "hack" herself, and Xi Tang didn't respond to his eye-rolling expression this time, but returned him a [cute] emoticon pack, and gave him a thumbs up.

Not long after this news, many fans also found out that Xi Tang had changed his blog, so they rushed to grab the front row happily.

During the robbing process, they found out that their male god and black fans had such a loving interaction, and everyone was shocked.

——Zhong Lili actually replied to the black fans!And it's still a cute expression!I hate!

——Is the painting style of black fans a little different today?Is this taken away?

——Has the black fan finally won the heart of Zhong Xiaoli?oh my heart hurts...

--etc!Hasn't Zhong Xiaoli recently had an inexplicable and complicated relationship with Han Xiao Banbudian?What's the matter with this black powder?And this is not a black fan, right? His id is obviously that I am not a black fan. Could it be that black fan is a nickname for this person?

——Upstairs is a new fan. This black fan has been snatching sofas from Weibo for more than half a year.It's the two of them who can't tell the relationship between the unknown and the unknown.

——Sorry, I want to stand for a second black fan x Zhongli

——Black fans x Zhongli add me!

——… Am I the only one who is cute Zhongli x black fan?

--You are not alone!Take up my black banner!

——I feel sorry for the wrong cp upstairs...

Xi Tang silently watched and ate melons, smiling without saying a word.

At exactly eight o'clock, Xi Tang set up his mobile phone and started the live broadcast.

At this time, many people were squatting in the live broadcast room, and Xi Tang smiled slightly and greeted them, "Hello, everyone, I will get fat no matter what I eat, even if I am fat, I will eat Gongsun Zhongli. This is the first live broadcast after the new platform, please point your fingers at the follow next to my avatar...huh?"

Xi Tang glanced at his avatar while talking, but found that Douwan's live broadcast room was a bit different from Langya.

"Ah... I didn't see the follow portal here, does anyone of you know how to follow Douwan?"

Fans swipe the screen to answer on the bullet screen——

"It's right next to your avatar!"

"You are the host yourself, so you can't see your own follow button."

"Zhong Xiaoli, why did you suddenly become so stupid and cute! But I like it, I like everything about you~"

Xi Tang rubbed his nose, and said: "It's the first time I come to such a big platform, I'm a little nervous, just forget about that part just now!"

The fans collectively hahaha.

Someone also asked Xi Tang what to eat during the live broadcast today.

Xi Tang said: "Recently, I got angry and fell ill, so I won't eat today, why don't we just cover up with the quilt and chat?"

Fans frantically swiped philosophical symbols on the screen.

Xi Tang smiled, and said: "But before the quilt is formally covered, there is one more thing that needs everyone to cooperate with me."

He paused, and said: "There is no room manager in my live broadcast room. Does anyone want to compete for a job? There is no requirement, but the live broadcast time is relatively constant with mine. There is a lot of online time, and it can be done fairly and fairly." Managed."

The fans were very enthusiastic, swiping their screens one after another to volunteer.

Xi Tang's head was a little big, and he said: "There are too many people, I can't choose, why don't I find a representative to help me choose."

He pursed his lower lip and said, "Is the black fan here? If so, let me know~"

The screen is full of "??????"

Only a lonely figure slowly flashed in a corner - I'm not a black fan: squeak~

Xi Tang keenly caught that figure, added him to the ranks of the house managers, and then said to him: "You can choose the other house managers."

The newly appointed house manager "I'm not a black fan" is gearing up and typing on the public screen: hit 1 for those who think they are beautiful, handsome and have a nice voice, hit 0 for those who think they are ordinary and transparent and can't be found on the street.

Fans cooperated with his performance, some hit 1, and some hit 23456. Only a few honest young people weakly hit 0.

I'm not a black fan: very good, for those who hit 0, this house is optimistic about you!

Xi Tang added room management authority to those who hit 0.

Fans began to swipe the screen again, "it's all routines", "urban routines are deep", "social society"...

I'm not a black fan. After completing the task, I quietly stepped aside.

Xi Tang said: "Okay! Now that the house manager has been selected, I will leave the order in the live broadcast room to everyone! Don't feel sorry for other cute babies, we will also give you various benefits in future live broadcasts! Then we I'll start covering~quilt~ today! Before that, I'll find a quilt first, just wait a moment."

After saying this, Xi Tang ran into the bedroom in a turbulent manner, and Guan Qinghan borrowed a quilt.

Then he opened the quilt, covered his lap, and said, "Okay, let's start. Do you have anything to talk about?"

Fans asked all kinds of strange questions.

Xi Tang looked at the past one by one, and suddenly selected one, "'Let's talk about the love life I yearn for', that's it."

He was silent for a moment, thought about his words, and said slowly, "Actually, the life I yearn for is very ordinary. I think about each other in my heart, and being happy every day is enough."

A fan asked: Is there anything specific?For example, have special expectations for the other party, such as appearance, personality, or specialty?

Xi Tang said: "I am a beauty controler, so if the other party can be a handsome comparison, of course I am very happy, but it does not have to be handsome. If the other party has an ordinary appearance but a good person, I am completely ok. In terms of personality, I don't know much about it." I like the ones that are too blatant, but they can’t be too boring, because I think I’m actually a little boring in the three-dimensional, if it doesn’t bring up the atmosphere, if it’s more boring than me, the two of them stare at each other at home It's also weird."

"In terms of expertise...Does Ding Ding's expertise count?"

He laughed hahaha, and said: "It's a basic requirement to have a good job! Don't think about it. In addition, I hope that the other party has at least one hobby that I love and always maintain a high enthusiasm for. Specifically, this hobby What it is, don’t force it, and don’t have to be what I like. It can be what I like, so that we can do it together at ordinary times, but if I don’t like it, I haven’t touched it, as we live together, I can also slowly It is also very interesting to contact and accept, from his personal interest to our common interest."

After Xi Tang finished speaking, many fans have already begun to amuse themselves on the barrage.

——Anchor look at me, look at me!My hobby is eating, I can eat very much, and I also love to cook. I think we can eat together, and we can also study new dishes together.you consider it?

——Anchor, I know how to play an instrument!Guqin!Usually, I can play the piano for you when you are cooking, and I can also make music for you when you are eating. If we are together, our future life will definitely be full of infinite romance.

——Anchor I can play chess, I wonder if you can?If not, I can teach you, hand in hand, including teaching and meeting~

——Anchor, I love to travel. I can travel around with my bag on my back. I also have a SLR camera, so I can take pictures for you.

- Me, me, me!Is it a hobby for me to play games?In addition to playing games, I also love to sleep!It's not ordinary sleep, I'm a special kind of sleeper~

——Zhong Lili I like cosplay~ Although I don't have many works now, I can definitely become a master!When I become a god, will Zhong Li marry me?

In the comments, apart from those who sincerely expressed their love, there were also those who intentionally made trouble, Xi Tang couldn't help but laugh.

"It turns out that my fans are so versatile! They are all big bosses? Then do you have a particularly nice voice, can sing, and the singing can make people so tender that they can't close their legs?"

Fans said: Yes, yes, yes!We can all sing!Give me a mic, and I can sing you the whole world back!

Xi Tang smiled and said: "How about this, this Thursday night, let's open a channel on YY to sing and play together? At that time, everyone will prepare a song, and you can sing anything, don't be nervous, just play casually, then I will There will be some small gifts for welfare, and everyone actively participates.”

The fans did not expect such a welfare event, and they all happily expressed that they would be there on time.

Xi Tang said: "Several housing managers will also come together, and then help me control the scene, it shouldn't be a problem, right? Black fan, you should be free that day, right?"

After the news was sent out, Xi Tang waited for a while before Qing Han replied: Ah... I was not sure about that day, or I will be left on hold for now?

The news seemed to be sent calmly, but Qinghan, who was nestled in the bedroom, was already sweating from panic.

Why does he feel that today's Xi Tang has become a little weird, and it seems that he is always targeting himself intentionally or unintentionally.

Especially at the end, he suddenly organized everyone to sing, and he must pull himself along.

Is he still brooding over the fact that he saw wheat in his house yesterday, or did he just guess that he is green?