What should I do if there are always black fans robbing my sofa?

Xi Tang opened Weibo, and was immediately scared to pee by hundreds of posts.

After clicking on the news, he was a little dumbfounded.

The source of these Aite news is a Tucao marketing account. Every day, this marketing account will make complaints about a certain person or something, so as to attract attention and gain popularity, so as to achieve the purpose of increasing fans.

And what he complained about today is precisely related to himself——

Unimportant Tucao Jun V: A well-known gourmet anchor is surrounded by black fans and sells miserably every day, but actually raises his own black fans only to become popular overnight.

No one's name was mentioned in Weibo, but almost everyone who knew Xi Tang knew about it.

Xi Tang is an anchor, Gongsun Zhongli in vest, who focuses on the food sector.

Signed a contract with the platform a year ago, and gradually became popular with his keen food exploration ability.

However, a few months ago, he was suddenly targeted by a black fan whose vest was "I'm not a black fan". Not only did he post comments under each of his Weibo to blackmail him, but he also fought with other fans to grab the sofa.

Forget it, he actually bought a navy himself to make himself the number one hot commenter.

Xi Tang is also very convinced, but at the same time he is convinced and feels a little pain in the flesh——I don’t know how much delicious food I can buy with the money of black fans to buy sailors!Money is not for food, but it is wasted on the navy, this black fan must be a person who can't enjoy life!

The reminders of new news are still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. After thinking about it, Xi Tang reposted the complaining Weibo and replied to him:

Gongsun Zhongli also wants to eat today V: I have the money to raise black fans, I will definitely give priority to whether to eat lobster or abalone for dinner [荣][草]//@不要的恐浪君V: A well-known food anchor Being entangled by black fans and selling miserably every day, but in reality, self-supporting black fans only want to become popular overnight.

As soon as the message was sent, it was answered immediately.

I'm not a black fan: sofa!That’s right, I’m the cutie raised by the anchor, come hit me~ ps, don’t eat anymore, your face is round again [doge]

Xi Tang cooperated with the expression in reality, and replied "rolling eyes" to the other party.

After replying to this one, he stopped looking at Weibo and clicked on a very active group among Penguins.

Crimson from Qingming's family: On the 21st of this month, is anyone going to come to City A's comic exhibition?

Qingming's blue and pink: QAQ overtime dog first book a male god's autograph!

Qingming’s Jiang Zi: I want to go, but I’m so poor that I can’t afford a ticket [kneel down and can’t afford it]

Moon White of Qing Ming Family: If you pass the monthly exam, you can go to QWQ

The crimson red of Qing Ming's family: →_→ Talk about loving Mr. Qing, and they all lose the chain at the critical moment!What use does the support team want you for!

The scarlet red of Qingmingjia: @青明家的糖甜色糖甜甜 Are you going?

Xi Tang, who just finished crawling through the chat history, hurriedly replied: I'll go!

Red from Qingming's family: Great!I'm going too, we can go together and have a face-to-face~ Wait, I'll poke you privately.

After closing the dialog box of the support group, the crimson avatar jumped up immediately.

Chi Hong from Qingming's family: My family lives in City A, and I can go to the venue to line up at about seven or eight o'clock. I remember that you seem to live in City B?Come back the same day or come a day earlier?I can provide accommodation~

The comic exhibition they are talking about is a well-known large-scale comic exhibition in City A. Since four years ago, it has been held at the Convention and Exhibition Center of City A every four months. So far, it has been held for twelve consecutive sessions.

There was nothing new about this comic exhibition before, just like other exhibitions, it set up booths for stall owners to sell things, and then held some stage plays and house dance competitions to attract two-dimensional nerds and nerds to visit and communicate with each other.

But starting from this year, the official began to invite some well-known cosers or Internet celebrity guests such as grandma of station B to sign the sale in order to attract more fans and increase customer flow.

Qing Mingse is one of the invited guests this time.

Qing Mingse is a cover song, and it is also a well-known singer at station B.

Different from other cover songs and songs, Qing Mingse almost never participates in offline activities. Other people’s songs are all about posting photos and posting songs to show their daily life, but Qing Mingse has only released songs, and it is said that since he entered the circle , only one CV who is close to him has seen his real body, and the others don't even know his eyes or nose.

But this time, Qing Mingse agreed to participate in the comic exhibition for the first time, which is really explosive news for his fans.

As one of his fans, Xi Tang is naturally curious about what the male god who has been a fan of for a long time looks like.

In fact, apart from wanting to see his true face in Mount Lu, Xi Tang also wanted to see him for another reason.

Xi Tang suffered from mild night blindness since childhood.At night, or in dimly lit places, the eyes cannot see clearly.

Because of this problem, he almost got into a car accident when he was a child. Fortunately, a kind passerby grabbed him in time and rescued him.

It was very dark at that time, and the street lights were broken again. He couldn't see the face of the man who rescued him at all, but only vaguely remembered his voice.

Later, by a coincidence, Xi Tang was dragged by his friends to the concert, where he recognized Qing Mingse's voice.

However, many years had passed by then, and his judgment of the voice was not so accurate, he only thought it should be Qingmingse, and to confirm it, he had to see the person himself and ask him personally.

But thinking about it this way, when he really meets someone, it's one thing for him to have the courage to ask, even if it's really the other person, it's another thing for him to remember.

Looking across the screen, Xi Tang typed back: I should have arrived one night earlier, the accommodation can be settled, let's meet at the venue the next day.

The other party sent an OK message, left a phone call with him, and then went about their own business.

Xi Tang also took out his mobile phone, found a previous text message to confirm the time, and then booked the ticket through the software.

About a week ago, Xi Tang received a notice from the platform agent, asking him to attend the city A comic exhibition as a guest on the 21st of this month.

Even though he had never been to a comic show, and thought that as a food anchor, he had nothing to do with this kind of place, but because Qing Mingse was going, he readily agreed.

It doesn't matter whether you are a guest or not, the key is to meet the male god!

After booking the tickets, Xi Tang saw that it was almost time, so he packed up his things and went out to eat, and broadcast a live broadcast by the way.

"Hi everyone, young and old, I will get fat no matter what I eat, Gongsun Zhongli who eats even if I am fat, it is already dinner time, so I am going out for a meal, and I will update you with a new food map by the way. "

After finishing the opening remarks, Xi Tang looked cute to the camera, then turned the phone camera to the rear, and at the same time introduced the surrounding situation to the fans in the live broadcast room.

"I am going to a very small old store today. It is a store I passed by when I went out to do errands. However, this store has no obvious door, and I just remembered the location. I don't know if it will be available today. Couldn't find it."

As he spoke, he turned into an alley based on his impression.

"This place... seems to have some impressions. I think the place we are looking for should be near here! Do you believe my intuition? Whether you believe it or not, I have no doubts anyway."

After walking a third of the way along the alley, his pace gradually slowed down, and his confidence was not as strong as when he first turned in.

"Wait, I suddenly feel that this place is not very familiar, but I have already walked a third of the way, if the store is hidden in the other two thirds, wouldn't it be a bad thing for me to turn around now? "

After hesitating on the spot for a few seconds, Xi Tang still decided to move on.

"I decided to continue walking. Although I am not familiar with the place visually, the taste of the food can't fool me. Smell, is there a very strong smell of stew in the air? Oh yes, I forgot about you If I can't smell it, I can only smell it myself~"

On the live barrage, fans swiped the screen because of his beating behavior just now.

"The anchor owes me a lot!"

"Those who haven't eaten will cry QAQ"

"The overtime dog who secretly watched the live broadcast decided that I'd better find something to eat first..."

"Deliberately greedy us 2333 and cursed the anchor to get lost!"

Xi Tang, who had successfully whetted the appetite of the fans, smiled with satisfaction, walked another third of the way along the alley, and suddenly saw a fork in the road.

He stopped at a fork in the road and asked fans: "Which of these two roads should I choose? Please help me choose one. If you take the fork in the road, you will be deducted 1, and if you continue on the road, you will be deducted 2."

All 11111 on the screen.

Xi Tang said: "Okay, then I will move on!"

The fans who were tricked turned their tables one after another, shouting angrily to take off their fans for 3 seconds.

Xi Tang was pitiful, "Don't do it~ It takes as long as 3 seconds to lose fans, 2 seconds 5 is enough!"

Barrage--

"Hahaha the anchor is so cute!"

"I'm going to fall in love with the host~"

"Cute, I want to day ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃"

"It's better to eat braised anchor for dinner [funny]"

"The anchor's sashimi is also good [saliva]"

At this time, the road ahead of Xi Tang had come to an end, he sighed at the dead end in front of him, "I shouldn't have disobeyed you, it seems that it is correct to take that side road."

Accompanied by all kinds of happy news on the barrage, Xi Tang returned to that fork in the road again, this time he walked to that fork in the road without hesitation.

"It must be right this time! If I make a mistake again, I will live broadcast and eat the keyboard!"

That's what he said, but Xi Tang didn't have a clue in his heart.

As a road idiot, finding the way is really not his specialty.

It is not difficult for him to find delicious food, provided that he has to come here in advance to find the way and make a mark by the way.

He passed by the store he saw before, and he had an intuition that it should be delicious, but he was in a hurry at the time, and he didn't have time to mark and draw a map. He thought he could try to find it by intuition, but he still overestimated his wayfinding. ability.

The forked road got longer and longer, and there were fewer and fewer people around. What's more, he deliberately wanted to come out early before dark, but it was getting late because he got lost.

An invisible fear suddenly weighed on his heart, making him forget even to interact with fans.

His steps gradually accelerated, and the expression on his face became tense.

Just when Xi Tang concentrated all his attention on one point, praying in his heart to go out quickly, or to find a random shop quickly, suddenly a hand was placed on his shoulder from behind, and at the same time a magnetic voice was He heard:

"Little brother, you dropped something."

Hearing someone say "you lost something", Xi Tang subconsciously wanted to say "I seem to have lost a boyfriend", but he was anxious about finding his way at the moment, not to mention that in such a sparsely populated alley, the He really wasn't in the mood to joke around with someone of unknown origin.

Raising his vigilance, Xi Tang turned his head to look at the person who came by, and was about to ask a question, but the other party suddenly came over and said in a low voice: "Don't talk, you seem to be being watched."

Xi Tang was startled, and subconsciously wanted to look behind.

However, before he could see clearly, he was first pulled into the arms of that person very naturally.

Xi Tang tensed up all over, frowned and wanted to ask him what he was doing, but a nice male voice wafted into his ears again:

"Little idiot, I told you that I will pick you up after I finish my workout, but you didn't listen, you are lost now."

Xi Tang froze for a moment, and instantly understood his intention.

He was forced to lie on that person's shoulders, and in this position, he could just see someone sneaking around behind them, and occasionally glanced at them.

Maybe it was because he found that Xi Tang was not alone, and he couldn't make another move. That person looked around for a while, then left angrily.

When the person walked away, Xi Tang also hurriedly broke away from the person's arms, thanking him repeatedly with lingering fear: "Let's go, let's go! Thank you just now, I didn't realize that I was being followed."

The man looked back, made sure that the person following him had really left, then smiled, and said, "It's nothing, I just happened to run into it too."

Withdrawing his gaze, he looked Xi Tang over and asked, "This road is a little bit off, and there are no lights at night, so few people usually go here, why did you come here alone?"

After he reminded, Xi Tang remembered that his live broadcast was still on, and quickly took out his mobile phone, and said to fans: "I'm sorry everyone, there is a special situation today, and the live broadcast is here for the time being. In order to compensate everyone for the lucky draw on Weibo tonight, the number of people See you on Weibo at night with the gift, okay!"

Although the fans didn't see what happened just now, they heard it all. They said they understood the anchor, and the anchor was careful to be safe, and then said goodbye to him with tears.

Exiting the live broadcast room, Xi Tang put away his phone and said embarrassedly: "Well, I was doing a live broadcast, but I lost my way. Fortunately, I met you and escaped unharmed. How about I treat you to dinner? Thank you, you probably haven't eaten yet, right?"

The man hesitated a bit: "I feel like I'm cheating you, and I didn't do anything, but I want to cheat you for a meal."

Xi Tang smiled: "I want to invite you from the bottom of my heart, so you are welcome."

The man said: "Okay, then I won't be polite to you."

After the incident just now, Xi Tang did not intend to continue walking along this road anymore, he said: "There may not be any place to eat in front, let's go out the same way, go to the main road to find it?"

The man had no objection, "As long as you don't lead me astray, you can go anywhere."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and walked out side by side.

The situation was urgent just now, Xi Tang focused all his attention on the person who was following them, and he didn't have time to look at his savior. Very handsome!

No one met a handsome handsome guy in the deep alley, did God send him such a surprise because he saw that he was single for too long and took pity on him?

Xi Tang smiled to himself, and asked, "You...what's your name?"

The man said: "Qing Han, the green of the grass, the day Han Han."

Looking at him again, he asked, "What about you?"

Xi Tang said: "My name is Xi Tang, the one whose surname is Xi, and the one with Tang next to the word Wang."

"Good name." Qinghan admired, then suddenly looked at his face and said, "You just said you were an anchor? Did you broadcast it on Langya Live?"

Xi Tang nodded, "That's right!" He was a little surprised. Could it be that this little brother is also watching the live broadcast in Langya?

Qinghan rubbed her chin, suddenly realized: "No wonder, I thought you looked familiar from just now! Is your vest called Gongsun..."

Xi Tang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Qinghan looked serious: "... take me to the end of the world?"

Xi Tang: "..." What the hell!

Qinghan said: "Gongsun took me to the end of the world! It is the famous outdoor adventure anchor! If you disagree, you will go camping in the virgin forest, and if you disagree, you will go to the deep mountains and old forests to find a haunted house. The live broadcast style is very bohemian, and the words are sharp , Exported into dirty, known as the walking mosaic."

Xi Tang was somewhat impressed, but isn't that man already an uncle-level character?

He twitched the corner of his mouth twice, and said awkwardly: "You may have admitted it wrong, I am not that Gongsun."

Qinghan looked at his face carefully again, and said: "Oh, it seems that something is wrong, you look much better than that anchor."

Xi Tang, who was hit by the sweet words, smiled slightly, but couldn't help but put his hands on his hips in his heart, and laughed with his back to the sky.

Qinghan saw the change in his expression, and said: "Actually, I know you are Gongsun Zhongli, and I just teased you."

Xi Tang: "..." Accidentally fell into a trap.

Qinghan said: "A friend of mine really likes to watch your live broadcast. I watched Amway once before, but at first I really didn't recognize you."

While talking, the two had already walked out of the small alley.

Xi Tang asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Qinghan stared at his face, "I want to eat..."

Xi Tang: "Huh?"

Qinghan: "Hey, I want to say, I'm actually not picky about food, I can eat anything."

Xi Tang asked: "Do you like meat? I know there is a special barbecue restaurant nearby. The food is delicious, but because it is too unique, I can't promote it in the live broadcast. If you don't want to eat too much meat, there are also smaller and fresher restaurants. , is the Cantonese snack type, which one do you like?"

Qing Han said: "Men like meat."

Xi Tang also wanted to go to that barbecue restaurant a little bit, and said happily: "Then it's such a happy decision."

The barbecue restaurant is not far from them, but it has to go around another alley, and the location is relatively hidden.

If Xi Tang hadn't been with him, Qing Han would never have imagined that there was a barbecue restaurant hidden in this kind of place.

What surprised him even more was that the name of this specialty barbecue shop was "Specialty BBQ shop", and the decoration style... How should I put it, it has a sense of corruption that would provide x-selling services.

Standing in front of this barbecue restaurant, Qinghan raised her eyebrows at the person in front of her, "No wonder you can't promote it in the live broadcast, so this restaurant is so unique~"

Xi Tang said: "Although the style of this restaurant is not too tactful, the food is really delicious! Believe me! If you eat it once, you will definitely want to eat it a second time!"

Qinghan smiled and said, "Well, I believe you. Let's go in."

Pushing open the store door, the two walked in back and forth. As soon as the door was closed, a handsome waiter greeted him, "Are you two? Please come inside."

Under the guidance of the waiter, the two found a seat with a sofa and sat down, and then the waiter handed them an apron respectively.

Qinghan knew that the purpose of this apron was to prevent them from splashing oil on their bodies when eating, so she put it on without thinking too much.

After tying it up, he raised his head, only to find that the apron Xi Tang was wearing had a very unusual pattern.

Looking down at his body again, he found that his body had the same pattern, and he was immediately embarrassed.

Seeing him discovering it, Xi Tang laughed and said, "This nude apron is also one of the special features here."

Qinghan commented: "Sure enough, it's pretty."

Xi Tang smiled mysteriously, and pushed the menu in front of him, "Compared to the menu, these are nothing at all."

Qinghan opened the menu, and found that it said "absolute mouth|job", "hand|hand|job invincible", "6|9 style", "scissors style", and even the drinks are "two heavens of ice and fire".

Qinghan: "..." It's really nothing.

Seeing his reaction, Xi Tang couldn't help laughing, and then called the waiter to order.

Although the menu here is very distinctive, the corresponding ingredients are very common and common ingredients.

After the waiter brought up their order one by one, Qinghan realized later, "It turns out that the mouth|job is the beef tongue, and the hand|job is the chicken feet!"

Xi Tang pushed the chicken feet forward, "Taste this first."

Qinghan picked one up carefully, took a bite, and said pleasantly, "It's delicious! It's very tasty!"

Xi Tang squinted his eyes and smiled, "Eat this first, and I'll roast the beef tongue for you. Their beef tongue is very well marinated, and if it's not roasted properly, it will spoil the taste."

He deftly picked up a slice with tongs, baked it in a baking tray, flipped it back and forth, and saw that the color was similar, and then took cumin and chili powder from the spice rack next to it and sprinkled it evenly.

After the seasoning and ingredients are fully integrated, and the aroma and color are just right, Xi Tang uses the serving chopsticks to put the beef tongue on Qing Han's plate.

"Try it."

Qinghan has been drooling since watching him bake it just now, and now that the roasting is finally finished, his whole body has reached the limit of greed, so he picked up the chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth very sacredly.

As soon as the beef tongue was in his mouth, he was pleasantly surprised by the delicious sauce flavor combined with the aroma of cumin. After he chewed again, the spicy aroma hidden in the ingredients slowly overflowed, and the tender taste of the beef tongue also It made him very intoxicated.

After eating a piece of beef tongue, Qinghan finally understood that the orgasm faces in the cartoons because of eating delicious food actually existed. He felt that his expression at this moment could perfectly interpret the orgasm faces.

Swallowing what was in his mouth, Qinghan suddenly straightened his sitting posture, and said with a serious face: "If it is live broadcasting now, you will definitely see such a barrage."

He cleared his throat, and imitated the tone of his fanboy: "Hey man, man man, do you still lack male fuel oil? Especially the one who likes to eat and even cheers!"

After speaking, he laughed himself first.

But Xi Tang frowned after hearing his words, and said hesitantly: "Wait a minute, why do I suddenly feel familiar when I hear your voice?"

He frowned and tried to remember, and suddenly asked uncertainly: "Do you... know a person named Qing Mingse?"

The author has something to say: Xinkeng~~

New Year and new atmosphere, I am getting sweeter and fatter!

This book is still a sweet little cookie, a sweet and non-abuse bedtime reading throughout the whole process, if you pass by old and young, please bookmark it if you like it~

Not surprisingly, it will be updated at [-] o'clock every night, and everyone who may edit an article at [-] o'clock in the night can just ignore it.

Finally, love each and every one of you!Baji~