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"Do you think I'm fat?" Ning Heng asked bitterly with a puckered face.

Lian Zhao pinched Ning Heng's fleshy waist, expressionless, and said solemnly: "No."

Ning Heng was puzzled, "Ah, really not?"

"No." Lian Zhao nodded seriously.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha I know! How can I get fat? It really is Lu Zixu talking nonsense!!"

Lian Zhao: "..." If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have taken your self-esteem into consideration, and I should have told the truth.

Lian Zhao helplessly looked at the contemptuous policeman on the opposite side, and said, "I'm really a teacher. I'm from No. [-] Middle School, teaching politics."

The policeman looked disbelieving, "You say you are a teacher, but you can't prove it, how can you make me believe you?"

Lian Zhao raised his forehead, "I really am, and I have a teacher qualification certificate."

The policeman glanced at him and said, "You can't even show your ID card, so what else can you say?"

Lian Zhao: "..."

Lianzhao refused to accept his words, and swore to death that he was a political teacher in No. [-] Middle School, but he could not prove it. The policeman walked out of the room helplessly, saw a man from a distance, and shouted at him, "Lu Zixu, come here."

"What's the matter?" Lu Zixu came over and asked.

The policeman pouted into the room and said, "There is a movie seller inside. He insists that he is a teacher, and he refuses to cooperate with the interrogation."

"Huh?" Lu Zixu felt a little amused, "The film seller says he is a teacher of the people? These days, he can say anything." He walked in while talking.

"What do you do?" Lu Zixu asked.

Lian Zhao was a little annoyed, "I'm really a teacher, why don't you believe me?"

Lu Zixu spread his hands helplessly and said, "You can't even prove who you are, how can I believe that you are a teacher."

Lian Zhao struggled for a long time, and it took him a long time before hesitantly asked, "Do you know Ning Heng?"

"Hengheng? Of course I do." Lu Zixu was surprised, he didn't expect this person to know Ning Heng.

"...What are you calling so close." Lian Zhao muttered dissatisfiedly, and then said: "I am his friend, you can call him and you will know, he can prove it."

Lu Zixu dubiously dialed Ning Heng's phone number. The person on the other end was obviously woken up, and his voice was a little hoarse, "Hello, Lu Zixu? What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

Lu Zixu said, "Uh, there's a salesman...ah no, there's someone who says he's your friend and a teacher."

Ning Heng regained consciousness all of a sudden, "Is that person wearing jeans and a white shirt?"

Lu Zixu glanced at Lian Zhao, and said, "Yes."

Ning Heng said: "Uh, he is my friend, what's wrong?"

Lu Zixu looked melancholy, "Well, you bring his ID and come here to collect him..."

In less than 10 minutes, Ning Heng arrived. He looked at the stinky Lian Zhao in shock, "...how could it be regarded as a movie seller?"

The little policeman was obviously surprised, "Brother Heng, how did you know someone selling movies? You can't know the law and break the law!"

Ning Heng smiled and said, "There must be some misunderstanding. My friend is really a teacher in No. [-] Middle School. How could he sell films?"

Lu Zixu suppressed a smile and said, "Then you take him away, anyway, you caught the wrong person."

As soon as he walked out of the police station, Ning Heng couldn't help pointing at Lian Zhao and laughing, "My god, what did you do to make people think you're selling movies..."

Lian Zhao's face was foul, "I didn't." Obviously he didn't want to explain.

"How about I call your mother to chat? She cares about your life very much." Ning Heng said, making a gesture to take out his phone.

Lian Zhao glanced at him, "On the road today, a man asked me for help. After I passed by, he ran away, leaving behind a lot of discs. Before I could react, he was arrested for no reason..."

Ning Heng tried his best to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't hold it back, "Hahahahahahaha Lian Zhao, you, you, you were arrested as a movie seller, and there is evidence all over the place, I am also very convinced."

Lian Zhao: "..." Gritting his teeth angrily, "It's just a misunderstanding!"

Ning Heng blinked, "Oh."

Then continue to laugh at him very rudely.

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