Daoism catches ghosts [Rebirth]

As soon as Lu Jie entered the office area, he felt like he had stepped into a sparrow's nest.

Today's company should be the same as usual. People are doing boring jobs and carrying out the same daily routine, but for some reason, a group of female employees are all enthusiastic, chirping together, chatting about some topic in full swing.

Lu Jie looked around the crowd and quickly found the culprit - Tian Qian.

He gritted his teeth in secret, and said in his heart that it's you again, this broken department where any job can make people doze off - a little commotion is all caused by her, it is simply a "hot spot maker".

He strode forward and slapped the table hard with the documents in his hand: "What are you doing, you haven't got off work yet!"

All the sparrows shrank their necks in unison, and "Silence" was staged on the spot.

"Tian Qian!" Manager Lu called her name mercilessly, "Didn't you ask for leave today? Who told you to come back? You love work so much and are capable, so don't ask for leave."

Tian Qian immediately put down the half-drinked coffee, leaned close to the other person, and hung his shoulders in a very casual way: "Don't be like this, Mr. Lu, you see that life is so boring, you always need some gossip to adjust it, don't you? "

"Don't call me 'Boss', I can't bear it." Lu Jie took her off his body expressionlessly, "You guys love to gossip, don't gossip about me during work hours, please move to the group when you gossip during work hours Chat, don't say it out loud, okay, ancestors?"

A group of young women suddenly burst into laughter. I don't know who offered a cup of coffee to calm Manager Lu's restless heart. Tian Qian continued to circle in front of him, and spared no effort to draw him into the army of gossip: "Let me tell you, Mr. Lu, I'm going to the hospital today..."

"Hospital?" Lu Jie took a sip of his coffee, finally willing to look her in the eye, "Are you sick?"

"No, isn't my girlfriend having a baby? I'll take care of her."

Lu Jie frowned when she heard this, and tapped her on the shoulder with the document: "Look at her, your best friend has already given birth to a baby, have you turned your horoscope?"

Tian Qian wailed: "We are all single dogs, born from the same root, so why rush each other!"

The sparrows who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal exploded again, and I don't know who cast a trump card: "Mr. Lu, you actually laughed at us Tiantian, we... the people with sharp eyes agreed that you are the one who has the least position." How about it, did Goddess Ye agree to go to dinner with you recently?"

Lu Jie: "..."

Manager Lu's ears turned red immediately, he coughed solemnly, gestured twice in the air with the document to signal "quiet", and said to Tian Qian, "Go ahead."

Miss Tiantian instantly forgot the "unhappiness" just now, switched herself to the machine gun mode, and rushed at the opponent for a while, and finally folded her hands together, and a string of stars flew out of her eyes: "He is really amazing! Did you know that when he put the paper doll on the woman, she became quiet instantly, and then tore the paper doll, and the woman stood up again, as if possessed by a ghost, and wanted to Go and pinch her husband!"

Lu Jie's eyelids twitched, "Are you telling me ghost stories?"

"Really, Mr. Lu!" Tian Qian desperately tried to convince the atheist in front of her, "Do you not believe in supernatural events? Let me tell you that I saw it with my own eyes! And that handsome guy really... Super gentle! So handsome, even more handsome than you!"

Lu Jie: "..."

Mr. Lu's untouched nerves finally fluctuated a little when he heard "better than you", he gave the other party a contemptuous look, pointed at the other party several times, and looked at the mouth shape as if he wanted to say "superficial", Finally, four words popped out: "There is no picture egg."

"I have a picture," Tian Qian immediately took out her phone, "I took a picture of him, let me show you, is he handsome, is he handsome?"

When Lu Jie saw that photo, he almost spit out a mouthful of coffee, and had to swallow it hard to maintain his image, but he choked himself to death and almost coughed up tears.

"No, Boss Lu," Tian Qian patted him on the back with a look of surprise, "He made you cry?"

"You..." Lu Jie supported the table, "you" for a long time, but you didn't understand why, and finally he looked around in a daze, pushed everyone away and walked away together.

The remaining group of people looked at each other in blank dismay: "What's wrong with him? Is meeting someone more handsome than him a blow to him so much?"

Lin Xingzhou was buying food in the hospital cafeteria when he received a call from Lu Jie.

As soon as Lu Jie opened his mouth, he said, "My dear Super Lin, where did you go to fight for justice today?"

"Four buns, two meat and two vegetables, and three cups of porridge." Lin Xingzhou was puzzled, and switched his phone to his left hand, "What are you talking about? What are you doing bravely?"

"An employee in our department ran into you in the hospital today and took a photo of you." Lu Jie said, "Didn't you die from hypoglycemia before? When you were in high school, you went to the infirmary twice a month on average. You are more diligent than girls who came to your aunt, and everyone nicknamed you 'Lin Daiyu', why can you still jump around during chemotherapy, and the hospital also allows you to dance?"

"...Can you not mention the black history?" Lin Xingzhou waited for the elevator with his things, and rolled his eyes at the other party from the air, "Don't think I don't know that you were the first to call this nickname—an employee of your company, who ah?"

Lu Jie: "A girl, about the same age as us, named Tian Qian, looks like she's making a fuss."

Lin Xingzhou let out an "oh", and had already guessed who that person was: "What a coincidence. Tell her not to spread my 'pornographic photos' outside, and I'll leave it alone for licking the screen."

Lu Jie was silent for three seconds: "You are sick."

"If I'm not sick, can I stay in the hospital?" Lin Xingzhou had already walked to the door of 706, "I'm dead, there are other people in the ward, so don't affect their rest."

Lu Jie didn't say anything, and Lin Xingzhou added "reciprocity": "Don't forget to invite the goddess to dinner, Mr. Lu."

Manager Lu was stabbed twice in the heart within an hour, his handsome face was distorted in pain, and he pressed the hang up button: "Fuck you!"