[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Chapter 97 Master, look at the thick green on your head!

"Uncle, are you going to take such an adventure?" Lin Xiaowei asked boredly as she followed Jin. "I don't see anything here..."

"No." Kim said. "It is rumored that there are relics here, but very few people who enter here can leave safely, so gradually fewer and fewer people come here."

"So that's the case, then let me go." Lin Xiaowei said seriously. "Like this kind of dungeon, the ones who get shot and fall to the ground are the cannon fodder next to the protagonist. I still have tasks to complete and I can't lie down, so let me go!"

"Letting you go will only make you die sooner." Jin said with a smile. "Look, it's here."

Jin raised his chin to signal Lin Xiaowei to look ahead.

Lin Xiaowei twitched her mouth as she looked at the vicissitudes of Shimen.

"Hey, Uncle, are you sure you haven't been here before?"

"Yeah, I found it all by feeling."

A typical single-cell intuitive creature! !

Lin Xiaowei stood aside and watched Jin fiddle with it, and suddenly the sound of the system's suffocated laughter sounded in her mind.

[Didi——Congratulations to the host that the magic circle attack health value is negative. This task failed, and the tragedy value was deducted by 100. The current tragedy value is 410.Punishment world teleportation. 】

Lin Xiaowei looked at the light from the tomb door shining directly on her body, holding the attitude of Jin, you won't make me feel better, and I won't make you happy, and ran forward to peel off all the clothes on Jin's body.

Before leaving, I also added a sentence: "Gold! You pay me for my integrity!!"

The naked Jin stood in front of the tomb door in a daze.

"This little girl, it's not right to ask me to pay her back after taking off my clothes..."

Jin scratched his head in doubt, and didn't care that he continued to study without his clothes, and it took him a long time to react.

The little girl was caught by the light on the tomb door and disappeared...

"It's too bad..."

……

[Punishment World selected "Han Zhu Ge Ge", task name: Shanzhai Xile Street, task description: release tasks at any time, please host to play by ear.Identity selection: Xia Ziwei, identity loading... 10%, 50%, 70%, 100%, identity loading is successful.Complete the task to get 500 tragedy points, the failure will deduct the current tragedy point, and the task will start. 】

Listening to the mechanical system sound in her head, Lin Xiaowei asked tentatively.

"You are that temporary system?"

[Do you need a gold coin to pay for the consultation? 】

"……Yes."

[I am Lu Ba of the fifth-level system, and I will be responsible for your punishment tasks in the future. 】

"Green Dam? Green Dam Girl?! Pfft! Who named this system!!"

[Temporary task to become a village tyrant, 50 tragedy points will be deducted for failure, and a dozen underwear will be rewarded for success. 】

"Damn it! Drag this system away! Damn it, I'd rather have it, bastard!!"

[Senior Nima is currently in charge of the reward task for another traverser. 】

"Wait? What are reward missions?! Why are all my punishment missions!"

[The host level is not high enough to consult. 】

"Fuck, fuck!" Lin Xiaowei propped herself up in frustration.

"Ahem, Ziwei, what's the matter with you? Is there a lot of noise in the room?" A soft and melodious female voice sounded outside the door, Lin Xiaowei's body shook, and she suddenly wanted to laugh.

No matter how tactful the voice is, if you use Shandong dialect...

"fine!!"

"Cough cough, Ziwei's master who taught you piano art, mother invited you here for you, so go and have a look."

"Oh." Lin Xiaowei opened the door and looked at her haggard face. I saw the pitiful sick beauty pursed her lips. No matter what, a big beauty speaks Shandong dialect, so I don't feel that I want to be pitied... I just thought inexplicably What a joke!

"Ziwei, why are you so rude today?" Xia Yuhe said with a frown.

"If I go back to my mother, I will become a heroine! Only in this way can I be worthy of being my father's daughter!!"

Xia Yuhe's body shook when she heard the words, she looked at Xia Ziwei in disbelief.

"Okay! As expected of your mother's daughter! Mother is proud of you!" Xia Yuhe said excitedly. "Mother was attracted by your father's heroism... BALABALABALA..."

Lin Xiaowei looked at Xia Ziwei who was eloquent and had a red face, why didn't she look sick at all right now?

Maybe it's just pretending to be sick...

"Mother, if you keep talking, the master who teaches the piano will get angry." Lin Xiaowei interrupted Xia Yuhe calmly.

Xia Yuhe looked at Xia Ziwei sadly and said, "Then follow your mother."

When she came to the hall, Lin Xiaowei looked at the elegant old man and shook her head with pity.

The old man looks good, but unfortunately she can't...

[Temporary task 2, learn the piano with Mr. and complete the first game in the village. If you fail, you will deduct [-] tragedy points. If you succeed, you will be rewarded with a permanent shelf life and an inexhaustible cardboard box of sanitary napkins. 】

Lu Ba, I love you! !

"Hmph! I don't think your daughter has any intention of learning the piano. In this case, the old man will leave."

"Sir..." Xia Yuhe stopped her softly, only Xia Yuhe's soft-spoken words still wanted to stop people, so stop joking.

"Wait a minute, sir!!" In a hurry, Lin Xiaowei picked up the stool next to her and threw it directly at the door.

The four legs of the stool were not directly inside the door, and the teacher who taught the piano turned pale with fright and froze.

Lin Xiaowei swung her sleeves, pretending to be a lady, walked up to the old man to cover her lips, and said with a regretful expression.

"Sir, my daughter knows my mistake, and I will never be late next time. My daughter heard that Mr. Zhi's song is a heavenly melody. I wanted to worship him as my teacher, so I asked my mother to invite him to teach. I was so excited last night and this morning... …It’s really negligent that made Mr. Hu rush here. Please forgive me, Mister.”

Xia Yuhe nodded in agreement.

The old man's complexion gradually improved, he sighed and said: "In that case, I will accept you."

[Temporary task 2 is completed, and the reward is distributed to the host's backpack. 】

Lin Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief, she felt that the future might not be so easy...

Not only because the story of the poor grandma is a place to train people's hearts, but also because there is such a system in...

That sourness can't stop at all! !

……

Now Lin Xiaowei has become a big girl.

It took her a year to complete Task 1.

After she became a tyrant in the countryside, all the people she went to the street would run around like peddlers seeing the city management coming, and the whole street instantly changed from crowded to deserted.

Every time she stood on the street accompanied by the noisy wind, a bitterness would well up in her heart.

She obviously didn't want to do this...

She obviously wants to be friends with everyone...

"Why do you treat me like this? Now, what can you do to love me more?" Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but a tear fell from her eyes, her expression bright and sad.

[Task [-] is completed, and the reward is placed in the backpack. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, Lin Xiaowei burst into tears in frustration.

"Let me go! Green Dam! Why do I have to stand on the street like an idiot and talk about this kind of middle school!!"

【Because your setting is that you are a girl who always likes to do bad things with her heart and is lonely and longing for love. 】

"Who is a girl who has lost her footsteps! Who is! Don't put a messy hat on me, I say!!"

"Miss! Madame calls you home." Jin Suo ran over panting.

"What happened to her?" Lin Xiaowei said helplessly, frowning.

"Madam said she is dying, and I have something to tell you." Jin Suo also had a very helpless expression.

"Tsk, how many times is this?" Lin Xiaowei's shoulders slumped. "Every time I say no, how much does she want to die?"

"..." Jin Suo's mouth moved, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Miss, if you let Madam know what you said, she will scold you for being unfilial...

"Okay, let's go back with your miss~" Lin Xiaowei said with a smile as she turned the fan in her hand.

"Yes."

……

"Ziwei! Mother only has one wish!" Xia Yuhe grabbed Lin Xiaowei's hand and shouted expectantly.

"Ah, I know, are you looking for dad? Ask him if he remembers you? I remember, I remember!" Lin Xiaowei waved her hand with an expression that I still remember.

"and also……"

"The cattail grass is still as tough as silk, is the rock immutable? I remember, I remember!"

"Just remember! Just remember..." Xia Yuhe finished with a smile, and began to describe her beautiful love.

Lin Xiaowei crossed Erlang's legs and asked Jin Suo to manicure her nails, teasing her out of boredom.

Jin Suo has the face of a Bing Bing beauty, it would be a pity not to eat tofu now~

In the middle of the story, Xia Yuhe saw her daughter flirting with the little maid while sitting upright, a vein twitched on her forehead, she picked up the pillow under her body and smashed it like Lin Xiaowei on the back of her head.

"Ziwei!!! How can you treat your mother like this?!" Xia Yuhe shouted in grief and indignation.

Hugging the pillow, Lin Xiaowei rubbed the back of her head and looked at Xia Yuhe.

"Mom, it's getting late, you should go to bed..."

"Ahem, mother told you BALABALABALA..."

……

"Miss? Is Madam asleep?" Jin Suo asked cautiously.

"Sleep, don't worry." Lin Xiaowei sighed and rubbed Jin Suo's heart.

This Jin Suo's life was saved by Xia Yuhe, and the two of them looked more like Xia Yuhe's daughter than Jin Suo.

Lin Xiaowei really has no sense of belonging to Xia Yuhe.

Who made Xia Yuhe really out of tune.

The next day, when Jin Suo went to wash Xia Yuhe's face with water, he found that Xia Yuhe had died and cried into tears.

Lin Xiaowei sent the butler to sort out the things for the funeral.

When she was crying, she really couldn't cry, so she had to burn paper money to her silently.

Then Lin Xiaowei led Jin Suo to Beijing to find her father.

Lin Xiaowei wore men's clothes, and Jinsuo was still dressed as a maidservant. She arrived in the capital safely. Lin Xiaowei looked at the noisy street scene and smiled. How long has it been since she saw such a lively scene? In Shandong, her name can be stopped. Ye cried.

Everyone ran away when they saw her, as if she was some kind of monster.

Jinsuo looked around curiously, Lin Xiaowei smiled and bought a bunch of candied haws with a couple of pennies and handed them to Jinsuo.

Jin Suo blushed and took it, and said in a low voice: "...I am not a child anymore, the young master actually made fun of people!"

"Young Master, I love you~" Lin Xiaowei twirled the fan in her hand, and opened it with a snap. "Young master wouldn't buy it for someone else."

Jin Suo stomped his feet and turned his head to ignore Lin Xiaowei.

Lin Xiaowei smiled and said.

"My dear girl, let's book a room first, how about the young master take you around the city of Beijing?"