[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Chapter 95 Master Leader, is your hat okay?

Lin Xiaowei stood on the street with people coming and going, feeling a little depressed.

Recently, her luck is not very good. When eating and drinking to gain weight, one or two nails will suddenly appear, aiming at her vitals.

Lin Xiaowei looked at the nail very melancholy, anyone with a discerning eye could tell who the nail was.

I'm sorry, brother accusing you, it's my fault for stealing your brother's fat time, but I can't return it, and I may steal your fat time in the future...

The most important thing is that the brother-in-law hid it too well, and moved strategically after each sneak attack, and she couldn't find it even if she wanted to.

Once again, Lin Xiaowei dodged the nails shot in the dark and looked at the sky with a melancholy expression.

"Hmm~ what are you doing, little sister?"

Lin Xiaowei looked expressionlessly at the perverted originator who was approaching alluringly and said with a smile.

"I was thinking about how to calmly catch the escaped killer."

"Oh, do you need big brother's help? It's free~"

"No, I don't think it's helping." Lin Xiaowei looked at the smiling Hisoka and said indifferently. "Sorry, I'm on the fence about your character, Mr. Hisoka."

"Oh~ you know me?" Hisoka, who was wearing a formal suit, couldn't help but get excited.

"I met you before, when I was with Kuroro." Lin Xiaowei said indifferently.

"Hehe~ I remembered~" Hisoka narrowed his eyes and smiled maliciously. "You are a very cute little girl~"

"..." Lin Xiaowei glanced at Hisoka with dead fish eyes and said nothing, she obviously didn't remember who she was, and lied.

"Hey, don't hide it, I know you know the eldest son who beat the enemy Hakka." Lin Xiaowei threw away the nail in her hand, clapped her hands and said. "Since this is the case, you called your good friend to solve the matter quickly. It's too annoying to always come to nails suddenly."

"Oh, how do you know?" Hisoka was curious.

"A woman's intuition, see you here at this time tomorrow, that's all." After Lin Xiaowei answered Hisoka, she passed by Hisoka naturally, and Lin Xiaowei disappeared in the next second.

Hisoka looked at his slashed trousers and missing fat times with surprise, and couldn't help laughing nervously.

"Hehehehe~ It's so interesting, I didn't expect it to be a delicious little fruit, please bear with me~"

The next day, Lin Xiaowei arrived on time at the place that she had made an appointment with yesterday.

After a while, Si Suoyier and fans were late.

Lin Xiaowei looked at Yiermi's expressionless face and spoke directly.

"Don't hunt me down anymore, you know it's not worthwhile to kill me."

"You stole something to beat the enemy." Yi Ermi looked at Lin Xiaowei with a paralyzed face.

"Stealing~ Little Apple only steals fat times, right? Whose?" Hisoka said desperately from the side.

"..." Lin Xiaowei looked at Hisoka with disgust and said. "How about I pay you for your loss?"

"Ah, don't be so stingy~" Hisoka looked at Yiermi cutely and said. "Little Curt's? Kitten's? It's yours, Xiaoyi. Could it be the big Xiba apple~"

"..." Yi Ermi looked at Hisoka blankly, and Lin Xiaowei felt that he was disgusted.

Yiermi quickly rewarded Xi Suo with a few nails, threw him aside and started negotiating with Lin Xiaowei about compensation.

In fact, Yi Er fan wanted to kill Lin Xiaowei in his selfish heart.

But Lin Xiaowei's status is too embarrassing, and his younger brother Curt is now staying in the Phantom Brigade.

She is Kuroro's daughter, killing him is not good for her brother, and Kuroro is indeed a troublesome figure.

Most importantly, this girl is strong.

Although most of the attacks on Lin Xiaowei were for probing purposes, in fact they used real kung fu.

She just dodged those nails lightly, as if it didn't take any effort at all.

It would be more reasonable to harass the other party to the point of annoyance and offer compensation instead of trying to kill them and still get no good.

After being knocked out of a sum of money by Yiermi, Lin Xiaowei looked at Yiermi blankly.

"Why are you staring at me?"

Yier fans silently calculated Lin Xiaowei's worth, and felt that it would be a good choice to drag her into the Hakka family.

"What do you think of Qiya?" Yi Ermi asked.

"He looks good and has a good family background. This child has a future." Lin Xiaowei made a decisive conclusion. The main role of the nonsense hunter, the child whose status is only lower than Xiaojie's, can have a bad future? !

"Do you like Qiya?" Yi Ermi asked again.

"Very good." Lin Xiaowei nodded. "This kid is a pain in the ass when he eats his cake."

Hearing this, Il fans nodded with emotion, Qiya is the cutest.

So Yier fans feel better about Lin Xiaowei.

"What do you think of the mistress who beat up the enemy?" Yier fans continued to ask.

Hisoka, who was watching forcefully from the sidelines, had already seen some tricks, and his face was full of unconcealable smiles.

Ahhh~ Xiaoyi turned into a pimp, so interesting~o(≧v≦)o

Lin Xiaowei thought this question was a bit strange but didn't think much about it, and replied from her inner thoughts.

"The in-law's family is rich and powerful, and they don't have to worry about food or clothing. Not bad!"

Il fans were satisfied, he said with fists.

"Since you also have this kind of thought, go back to beating the enemy Hakka to receive the training of being a housewife. Although your hobbies are quite special, don't worry. There are many servants in the family. It doesn't matter how much underwear you want to steal. Qiya won't care. .”

Lin Xiaowei was dazed by Yi Ermi's words, and after a long while, Lin Xiaowei hurriedly waved her hand and said.

"Why do I want to go to your house to receive training from Mistress Rao Shizi! What's the matter with Qi Ya if I steal underwear?!"

Elmi frowned.

"Since you like Qiya, you have a good sense of beating the enemy Hakka, and you are also very optimistic about the position of the head of the house. Qiya is the future head of the house. Since you like Qiya, you must receive training, otherwise how will you manage the beating enemy in the future? .”

"No, no, no, what's wrong, brother!" Lin Xiaowei crossed her chest with a face full of embarrassment. "Just because of this, did you make such a decision?! Where did you put Qiya's human rights?!"

Hearing what Lin Xiaowei said, the dissatisfaction in Yierfan's heart gradually eased, and he said it confidently.

"Qi Ya is very obedient, he will know that I treat him well."

Still not right, brother! ! !Are you trying to break up the rhythm of Jacky CP being a vicious mother-in-law? ! !

You are willing to beat mandarin ducks, but I don't want to be the third! !

"Actually, what I mean is... I don't want to." Lin Xiaowei said with a serious face.

"Why?" Il's face darkened. "You stole Qi Ya's fat times, don't you want to admit it?"

Hisoka, who was watching happily while eating an apple, had his eyes lit up, oh~ it turned out that it was the third child who was stolen~

Lin Xiaowei had a mouthful of old blood in her throat, and at this moment she had the urge to bend forward in frustration.

What kind of nonsense is this, damn it! !

【puff!Congratulations to the host for succeeding in tragedy × 1, rewarding 50 tragedy points, the current tragedy value is 450 points, please continue to work hard on tragedy haha~~]

What the system said almost made Lin Xiaowei lose her temper. While working hard for the title of King of the River Crab, the system calmed down a lot, but it didn't expect to show up again now!I said why haven't I talked recently, I was waiting to see a good show! !

[Even if you scold the host in your heart, you can't do it~ let's solve the current predicament first. 】

Nima counts you as ruthless!

Lin Xiaowei held back the old blood that wanted to spurt out, and said with a lewd smile: "I even stole Hisoka's fat times, do you want me to admit my feelings for Hisoka?"

Hisoka, who was also shot while lying down, felt Yiermi's faint murderous intent, and immediately laughed happily (chou) excitedly (feng).

Walking to Lin Xiaowei's side step by step, he bent down and put his arms around Lin Xiaowei's shoulders and said, "Yes, Xiaoyi and we really love each other~~~"

Lin Xiaowei, who was so startled by Hisoka's rippling ending, trembled and said, "Do you think there is anything else to say?!"

Yi Ermi glanced at Hisoka and said with disgust, "Kurolo's vision isn't that bad."

K·O!

Lin Xiaowei was shocked by such a sentence.

If you really want someone like Hisoka to be a man, let alone Ku Luoluo, Lin Xiaowei will shave her ears first, telling you not to have eyes! !

"You won." Lin Xiaowei pushed Hisoka away and patted herself on the shoulder.

The disgusted Hisoka circled with a hurt face.

"So come with me." Yier fans nodded in satisfaction.

In the next second, Lin Xiaowei's figure passed by Yi Ermi.

Lin Xiaowei held Yiermi's black tights in her hands, and smiled cheaply.

"I also stole your fat time, why don't you say that I am interested in you?" Lin Xiaowei said arrogantly sitting on the wall some distance away from Yiermi.

Seeing the scene of Yi Ermi grabbing his pants, Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but feel a sense of pleasure of revenge!

Yi Ermi frowned, her face was ugly, after hearing Lin Xiaowei's words, Yi Ermi said with a suddenly realized expression.

"So it's me you like?"

After saying this, Lin Xiaowei swayed and almost fell to the wall. She stared blankly at Yi Ermi and didn't know what to say.

How can this person's understanding ability be more unreasonable than hers!

"You're too small." Yi Ermi fixed the trousers with nails expressionlessly, and continued. "We're not suitable, but it doesn't matter. You can get engaged first. When are you going to tell Kurolo?"

Lin Xiaowei looked at her younger brother with a serious face, and stared at the black fat time in her hand with a bitter face. She was thinking that if she went to Nima's to buy a time machine and go back, she would never steal Il Fantastic Fat Times!

And Yiermi saw Lin Xiaowei looking at her fat (bi) with deep (ku) affection (bi) without blinking her eyes, and opened her mouth in a tolerant, considerate manner with her fists.

“既然你这么喜欢我的胖次我就送给你好了，等你嫁到揍敌客家后也不用担心，我的壁橱里有很多。”

Hisoka interjected at the right time: "Use Fat Ci as a token of love? Xiao Yi is so affectionate and interesting~"

Lin Xiaowei felt something slowly overflowing from the corner of her mouth, and raised her hand to wipe Auntie's red.

How the hell am I forced to vomit blood! !

[DiDi——Congratulations to the host for the tragedy x 2, the reward is 50 points for the tragedy, the current tragedy is 500 points, please continue to work hard~~ la la la, congratulations to the host for the second spring, and the title of cheating master, which can be used to wear it. Boyfriend/girlfriend favorability value is reduced by 50%, which can be used by outsiders~~]

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