[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Chapter 93 Am I really the heroine? !

"Father Luo Luo, early..." Lin Xiaowei came out of the bedroom with a yawn. "You didn't sleep at night again."

"No." Kuroro turned the pages of the book and returned without looking up.

"Tsk, it's just your peeing." Lin Xiaowei scratched the dead fish eyes on her chest and said. "It's because you always stay up late that you are bald as a teenager."

Kuroro put down the book in his hand and looked at Lin Xiaowei with a smile.

"What is it that makes you think your father is bald?"

Lin Xiaowei took a step back and said with a flattering smile: "Well, who made your hairline move so strangely, it's almost as good as the bald ones in the Qing Dynasty."

"..." Kuroro stood up with a smile and walked towards Lin Xiaowei.

"Ah!! I suddenly remembered that there is no food in the refrigerator! I'm going to buy vegetables and make breakfast!" Lin Xiaowei yelled and quickly ran to the window and jumped off.

"...I just want to tell her that her clothes are worn backwards." Kuroro smiled like a holy father. "Do you like cooking that much?"

……

[I said host, what are you doing so fast? If you try your best, you can even draw with Kuroro. 】

"Psychological shadow, psychological shadow." Lin Xiaowei's decadent appearance formed a strong contrast with the energetic people around her.

【It's like you can obviously become stronger, but are you still afraid of Aizen? 】

"Well, that's what it means." Lin Xiaowei walked slowly, then looked ahead and her eyes lit up. "Found the prey!"

【…】

Lin Xiaowei quickly ran past the target person with all her strength.

Then on the street adjacent to this street, shaking Fatty with a wicked smile on his face.

"Hey hey, little brother Qiya's fat times got x1~"

【So lost early in the morning...】

"A day's plan lies in the morning!"

……

And Qi Ya, who was temporarily resting in this city, only felt a gust of wind blowing around him, and when he came back to his senses, he felt extremely cool.

Qi Ya couldn't help lowering his head to see that his shorts had fallen to his ankles, and his fat times had disappeared...

Qi Ya's face turned red, he quickly lifted his pants and slipped away.Fortunately, there were not many people on the street at this time. Fortunately, Fatci was stolen, and the incident of walking the bird in public only happened for a moment, and not many people saw it.

Qi Ya hid in the small alley and gritted his teeth and said, "I thought the underwear thief discussed by the people here was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true! How can it be repaired!!"

Little did they know that Yiermi, who was always watching his younger brother's actions, knew the situation the first time Qi Yapang was stolen.

At that time, the fans of Il crushed a mobile phone directly.

How dare you steal Qiya's fat times!He knew that Qi Ya being so cute would definitely attract perverts!

So Yier fans decisively placed an assassination order against the underwear thief at their own expense.

Lin Xiaowei, who didn't know that she was being targeted by the Hakka prince, was in a good mood, bought breakfast on the street, and walked to the apartment where they lived.

Before she even opened the door, she felt something rushing towards her. Lin Xiaowei's body reacted naturally and knocked the thing flying.

Boom!With a loud noise, Kuroro put down the coffee in his hand and looked at Lin Xiaowei.

"The response was good."

"Of course." Lin Xiaowei responded to Kuroro's compliment unceremoniously, and looked at the person who was blown away by her. "Ah, it's Uncle Xia Ke, long time no see."

"Long time no see..." Xia Ke struggled to get up and greeted Lin Xiaowei. "It's growing very fast, it's about to catch up with Feitan."

"Isn't this nonsense?" Lin Xiaowei put the breakfast on the table. "If there is no Uncle Fei Tan Gao, can we still get married?"

"Cough, Feitan will kill you if he hears it." The knight stood up and looked at the breakfast on the table, his eyes lit up. "Can I eat?"

"Father Luo Luo, someone wants to steal your food!" Lin Xiaowei complained decisively.

Kuroro looked at the knight and said very gently.

"Do you want to eat a knight?"

"No, no, you are joking, head! I, I, I will go online!" Xia Ke froze, unable to speak, turned around and ran to the study.

"Run like a rabbit." Lin Xiaowei held a pair of bright green boxer underpants with a pure face.

Kuroro held his forehead helplessly.

"Hey hey, eat quickly, drink coffee before eating, I know your stomach is iron stomach, but you can't ignore the laws of physiological operation like this, okay? The doctor is crying."

"It's just a cup of coffee." Kuroro put down the book and walked to the table.

"Daddy Luo Luo, who is already 28." Lin Xiaowei looked at him deadly. "In two years, I'll be an uncle. Take good care of your body. What if you really lose your head?"

"Did you do it on purpose?" Kuroro looked at Lin Xiaowei. "Don't let me hear about hair, Xiaowei."

"Yes." Lin Xiaowei answered absently, and then said excitedly. "The sesame paste I bought can nourish the hair and make it stronger!"

Kuroro looked at Lin Xiaowei with a smile, and then Lin Xiaowei was thrown into "Alice's Sweet Dreams" again to experience the bliss of being proposed by girls.

"Xiaowei, is this little girl a lot more courageous?" Xia Ke poked his head out of the study and said with a smile.

"Yeah." Kuroro nodded.

"I really want to know who Xiaowei's master is. He hides it so deeply that he can't find it at all." The knight walked to the sofa and sat down.

"Do you really believe her words?" Kuroro looked at the knight with a half-smile.

The knight resolutely kept silent.

"She's telling lies." Kuroro picked up a spoon and stirred the sesame paste. "But it doesn't matter, she has grown up and it's time to have her own secret."

"..." Commander, your reasonable and loving fatherly face makes me want to complain, you know? ! !

Pike Quanxia will definitely burst into tears and say, Captain, you have collapsed! !

"You seem to have something to say." Kuroro turned to look at the knight.

The knight shook his head hastily and said, "No! Absolutely not!! I just want to say, don't you care about the team leader Xiaowei who has become an underwear thief?! My favorite pair of pants was destroyed by her!!"

Xia Ke looked at the trousers he had just put on, and the face of Fatty who had also just put on the trousers was tangled.

"... Knight." Kuroro looked at the knight meaningfully. "Are you sure you want to say this while I'm eating?"

"...Leader, I was wrong!!" The knight cleverly admitted his mistake, and couldn't help cursing in his heart.

Just now Xiaowei was shaking her panties in front of you, why did you ignore her!The eccentricity is not so obvious!

Kuroro said that when you become a knight, you will know how tortured a creature like a daughter is.

"Information on the ruins of Nelly Domus."

"Understood, is this our next mission?" the knight asked.

"Yeah." Kuroro replied. "It's been a long time since all the staff have been on a mission."

"I see." The knight nodded and quickly ran back to the study to check the information.

……

"Ah... so sad..." Lin Xiaowei, who was finally released by Kuroro, wailed on the bed.

【Let's see if you will play it safe next time. 】

It's rare to have a good relationship with the big boss, and it won't be so easy to die. I'm too sorry for my identity as a time traveler.

【Be careful to really kill yourself~】

Oh, got it.

Lin Xiaowei got up from the bed.

The knight is looking for information, and Kuroro is off to hook up with a girl.

"They all have work to do, and I'm going to start my work too!" Lin Xiaowei stood up quickly!Stretched and jumped out of the window.

……

All the way to search the underwear of passers-by.

Then Lin Xiaowei was arrested.

"Little sister, this is wrong."

"..." Lin Xiaowei held the fat that had just been peeled off in her hand, and looked at the child with the hedgehog head who was holding her with a bitter face.

【To be caught by the protagonist, what an idiot you are! 】

I was too excited to steal such a iconic hairstyle for a while.

"Little sister?" Xiaojie looked at Lin Xiaowei suspiciously.

"I will not return the things that are in my hands!" Lin Xiaowei finished.The fat time in his hand was taken away by Nima.

"Well, but it's wrong to steal things, even underwear." Xiaojie said stubbornly.

"That's it, dear." Lin Xiaowei said with the corners of her mouth twitching. "Let's go buy a pair of trousers and put them on. Then continue to discuss the issue of right and wrong. It's tiring for you to hold the trousers in one hand and hold me in the other, isn't it?"

"Hmm! That's right." Xiaojie nodded in agreement.

After accompanying Xiaojie to buy new pants, Lin Xiaowei and Xiaojie went to the coffee shop to sit together.

Xiaojie asked her to return the stolen underwear to others.

Lin Xiaowei said.

"Honey, do you know how much I stole? You asked me to return it. Let's not talk about whether I still haven't returned it. How do I know which underwear belongs to whom? When I'm excited, who cares about my face?"

"But this is very bad. I suddenly found that my fat times were gone and I was very angry, and Qi Ya was also very angry."

Speaking of Qi Ya, Qi Ya came.

He walked to the table where they were sitting, slapped the table aggressively and said.

"Where's the underwear thief?!"

"You're too loud Qi Ya." Xiaojie laughed and joked, then raised his chin to signal Qi Ya to look at Lin Xiaowei. "She is."

Qi Ya looked at Lin Xiaowei and twitched his lips for a while and said, "Xiaojie...I know you want to calm me down, but...you lie to me and find someone who is more decent!! How can you fool me with such a little girl?! !"

"But she really is..." Xiaojie said weakly after being yelled at by Qi Ya. "She stole mine too. Look, I even changed into a pair of pants."

Qi Ya looked at Xiaojie's pants and then at Xiaojie's big clear eyes and asked uncertainly.

"Really?"

"real!"

"Hey! What do you want to do, little girl? You can't learn well at such a young age." Qi Ya sat next to Xiaojie and looked at Lin Xiaowei.

"You're not much older than me, are you?" Lin Xiaowei said with dead fish eyes. "Just like a teenager."

"We are 14 years old this year." Xiaojie said with a smile.

"Why did you tell him this!!" Qi Ya frowned.

"I look 12 years old." Lin Xiaowei said, pointing to herself. "The actual age is very old~"

"Could it be another Bisiji?" Qi Ya squinted at Lin Xiaowei.

"In this way, I don't have to worry about being bullied by the big!" Qi Ya stood up, and the pressure around him fluttered faintly.

"Ah?"

This rhythm is not right!

Am I really the heroine? !What about the Mary Sue halo? !

Nima said that she wants the halo of Mary Sue...

Go dream!