[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 91
Chapter 91 Invincible Pants Stripper
Lin Xiaowei boldly pushed open the door of the cafe and left, planning to find those spiders and pick off their clothes.
[Host, do you know where to find it...] Nima's cold words extinguished Lin Xiaowei's passion.
"I don't know..." Lin Xiaowei squatted on the side of the road with dead fish eyes.
[System card tracing map, you deserve it! 】
"You want to scam me again, do you think I'm stupid?!" Lin Xiaowei picked up a stone and threw it out. "I can't spend that much money on information."
【Tsk, I've learned to be smart...】
"How stupid am I in your eyes!!"
At this moment, a pair of little feet appeared in front of Lin Xiaowei's eyes.
"Did you throw the stone?"
Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth, she must have hit someone.
So Lin Xiaowei raised her head and said.
"excuse me, I……"
Lin Xiaowei couldn't continue in the middle of her sentence. What does it mean to walk through iron shoes and find nowhere to go? It takes no effort at all.
Isn't this Feitan? ! !
Seeing the sudden change in Lin Xiaowei's eyes, Fei Tan frowned. The atmosphere around him became dangerous.
"Long time no see Feitan!" Lin Xiaowei greeted directly. "Crollo, is he alright?"
Fei Tan's golden eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was thinking about who Lin Xiaowei was.
"I'm Lin Xiaowei, Kuroro's illegitimate daughter." Lin Xiaowei put her hands together and said with a smile. "Do you remember?"
"You're still alive?" Fei Tan looked at Lin Xiaowei suspiciously.
"Just kidding, my life is very hard."
"We've been looking for you for two years, but we haven't heard anything about you." Feitan continued.
"My master is a big loss. I was not allowed to walk around the world before I left the teacher." Lin Xiaowei lied without changing her face.
"Oh~" Fei Tan snorted inexplicably, and immediately attacked Lin Xiaowei.
"Is this a greeting after reunion?" Lin Xiaowei challenged Fei Tan while avoiding Fei Tan's attack. "You couldn't catch up with me when you were young, but now you still want to catch up?"
"I think you're living too well!" Wen Yan Feitan's body became more murderous, and his attack became more fierce.
"I don't live a healthy life at all..." Lin Xiaowei said with dead fish eyes, no longer dodging and swooping towards Feitan.
The two of them crossed one another, Lin Xiaowei smiled sinisterly, Fei Tan's body froze.
"I got it!! Hahahaha!!" Standing by the roadside, Lin Xiaowei was holding a blue triangular ponytail in her hand. "I said Uncle Fei Tan, so you are from the Triangle School, I really can't tell."
Lin Xiaowei shook the little blue fat in her hands shamelessly, and looked at Feitan's back with a soaring psychic pressure and almost materialized with a smile.
[…] Nima, who felt ashamed, silently covered her face, host! !Is it really a man to strip someone's fat so aboveboard? !Does he know that your pants are so loose? !
I love to return fat times to others!You naughty little goblin! !
"RISINGSUN!!!"
"...Actually zooming in!" Lin Xiaowei stared blankly at the fireball flying towards her with the momentum of breaking the army, and slipped decisively away.
Stopping on the roof and looking at the horrific destroyed street, Lin Xiaowei was silent.
"You have a really big temper... Be careful not to marry a wife."
"What are you talking about, stinky girl..." A sinister voice came from behind, and the hairs on Lin Xiaowei's body stood on end. "Ahaha, I mean it's been a long time, Uncle Fei Tan, you are still as cute as before!"
"Die!!" Fei Tan swung his sword and slashed at Lin Xiaowei.
With force under her feet, Lin Xiaowei jumped off the roof and started the second round of chasing battle with Fei Tan.
The final result ended with Finks who rushed over to stop Feitan after hearing the sound.
"Fei Tan, what are you doing? You made too much noise..." Finks said helplessly looking at Fei Tan who was full of anger.
"That damned girl!" Fei Tan gritted his teeth and looked at Lin Xiaowei.
"Instead of trying to kill me, why don't you find someone else to put it on first?" Lin Xiaowei said with fishy eyes, clutching her chest. "Let's say first that the underwear I got will not be given to you."
"Underwear?" Finks looked at Feitan suspiciously.
"It has nothing to do with you!!" Feitan gave Finks a hard look, and Finks rubbed his chin and couldn't help showing a □ smile.
Something interesting must have happened.
"Did you learn all these things outside these years?!" Fei Tan looked at Lin Xiaowei with a cold face.
"Don't say that, I'm not such an idiot." Lin Xiaowei looked at Feitan half-moon. "This can be regarded as my mission as a teacher."
"Humph!"
"Don't look contemptuous, okay, I think it's amazing that my hands can quickly peel off your fat~" Lin Xiaowei said provocatively with a wink at Fei Tan.
"Huh?!!!!!! Feitan, your fat was picked up by this little girl?!!!" Finx made a dead face, and was killed by Feitan.
"NOZUONODIE, Uncle Funks." Lin Xiaowei laughed looking at Funks lying on the ground in a scorched body.
"Huh? Little girl, do you know me?" Finx looked up at Lin Xiaowei.
Fei Tan put the sword back into the umbrella and said expressionlessly: "She is Lin Xiaowei, the missing daughter of the leader."
"Ah! I remembered!!" Finks jumped up from the ground. "Not bad! The little girl can pick..."
Before Finks finished speaking, he felt a strong killing intent and swallowed the rest of the words decisively.
"Ahaha, it's amazing anyway." Finx patted Lin Xiaowei on the shoulder.
"Since you've said that, I won't be polite." Lin Xiaowei stepped away from Finx ten meters away, shaking the khaki-colored four corners in her hand and smiling.
Finks looked down at the sweatpants that had fallen to his ankles, his face froze and he quickly pulled up the pants.
"I said, no matter how hungry you are, little girl, you are too harsh on me." Finks said helplessly.
Feitan looked at Finks mockingly and snorted coldly.
Feitan was extremely thankful that he was a legging trousers, even if his trousers were cut, he would not be able to fall off, and he was also very grateful that he was wearing a robe, not to mention that no one knew that his trousers were cut.
"Are you kidding, I haven't fallen to that point yet, I just want underwear." Lin Xiaowei flicked the fat time in her hand, and the fat time disappeared from her hand.
"Are you the underwear thief you mentioned recently?" Finks asked with a distorted face.
"What is an underwear thief! Please say this is a heterogeneous collection!" Lin Xiaowei frowned.
"Pfft! Ahaha!! As expected, the leader's daughter loves collecting as much as the leader!!" Finks couldn't help laughing out loud. "It's just that the things in this collection are too bottomless."
"Before I advise you to laugh, it's better to buy a fat one, the little dick is leaking out." Lin Xiaowei said with dead eyes.
"Give me back my fat time, what should an uncle like me collect." Finks said with a dry smile. "You go pick... uh, knights."
Finx originally planned to say Feitan, but when murderous intent struck, Finx decisively changed the candidate.
"Do you think I'm willing..." Lin Xiaowei looked aside with a disappointed face. "I'm so sick to collect other people's underwear. It's all forced!! I can't control so much now, so I'll just make do with it."
"..." Finx twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally decided to buy a new one.
……
Following the two of them, Lin Xiaowei looked at the street view boredly, and occasionally picked up a person who met the task.
Walking into a men's clothing store on the side of the road, Lin Xiaowei sat at the counter and waited for the two to buy underwear.
Then I saw the life idiot who had to swipe his credit card to buy a pair of underwear.
"Uncle, if you swipe your card in this kind of small shop, isn't it a mess?" Lin Xiaowei yawned and said.
Seeing that Feitan was showing signs of anger, Lin Xiaowei said again: "If you kill someone and set fire to someone because of a fat one, I think tomorrow's news headlines will be a murder caused by a fat one. Don't do this, we can't afford to lose this person."
"Come and pay!" Fei Tan stared at Lin Xiaowei and said murderously.
"Oh, anyway..." Lin Xiaowei took out a nun from her pocket and paid the bill. Underwear such as Feitan, Kurolo, Knight, Maqi, etc. who are good-looking and plot characters can be recycled.
Lin Xiaowei said that she wanted me to pay you to buy underwear, okay, anyway, it will be returned to me in the end.
Lin Xiaowei, who had completely put aside the face problem, had all sorts of shameless thoughts in her heart.
……
"Hey, where are you going next?" Lin Xiaowei walked in front of the two and turned around and asked.
"There is no task now, it's free time." Finks said after changing into a new pair of sweatpants.
"Hey~ that's it." Lin Xiaowei thought for a while and said with a smile. "I'll follow you."
"You go to Kuroro." Fei Tan rejected Lin Xiaowei's request with a black face.
"Don't be so stingy..." Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows. "If I go to him now, will I still have a leisurely life?"
"Do you think there will be an easy life after meeting us?" Fei Tan raised his eyebrows.
"Hey, it's a day if you can play for a day." Lin Xiaowei tilted her head and smiled. "Besides, I haven't stolen all the underwear here. It's a pity to leave like this."
"The etiquette teacher that Kuroro hired for you back then was all for nothing." Feitan looked at Lin Xiaowei mockingly.
"Etiquette is something that is only shown when facing strangers. How tiring it is to always pose as a model of etiquette..." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile. "You say yes, Uncle Fei Tan."
"Humph!"
So Lin Xiaowei's dog-skin plaster stuck to Feitan like this, and the days of flying around like dogs began.
……
"Lin Xiaowei!! Where are my clothes?!" Fei Tan slashed open Lin Xiaowei's door with a sword and shouted angrily.
Lin Xiaowei froze as she stuffed potato chips into her mouth, and said with a shameless smile, "Maybe you ran away from home?"
"Give me Xi Nei!!!" Fei Tan swung his sword and slashed.
"Ah, it's just a few fat times, Fei Tan, you are too exaggerated." Fan Kesi, the onlooker party, had a gloating smile on his face, watching Fei Tan and Lin Xiaowei running around the room.
"The person who was stolen was you, so you wouldn't say that!" Feitan said angrily, throwing a dagger at Finks.
Dodging the dagger, Finks shrugged indifferently.
"It's just fat. If you want it, you can give it to her. It's not a valuable thing." Finks said to Lin Xiaowei. "Little girl, I gave you all the underwear in my closet!"
"I don't want it! Your panties are disposable items, and one is enough." Lin Xiaowei looked at Finx with dead eyes. "My master doesn't like the fat times of people without eyebrows!"
Hearing this, Finks's head twitched with blue veins.
"In that case, give me back the one you took earlier!!" Finks said and joined the battle.
The doorbell rang suddenly, but the lively trio ignored it.
After a while, the door was opened, and the person who walked in avoided the sofa flying towards him, looked at the extremely lively room and said with a smile.
"It seems that you get along very well."
The author has something to say: If there is no accident, there will be another update tonight
Lin Xiaowei boldly pushed open the door of the cafe and left, planning to find those spiders and pick off their clothes.
[Host, do you know where to find it...] Nima's cold words extinguished Lin Xiaowei's passion.
"I don't know..." Lin Xiaowei squatted on the side of the road with dead fish eyes.
[System card tracing map, you deserve it! 】
"You want to scam me again, do you think I'm stupid?!" Lin Xiaowei picked up a stone and threw it out. "I can't spend that much money on information."
【Tsk, I've learned to be smart...】
"How stupid am I in your eyes!!"
At this moment, a pair of little feet appeared in front of Lin Xiaowei's eyes.
"Did you throw the stone?"
Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth, she must have hit someone.
So Lin Xiaowei raised her head and said.
"excuse me, I……"
Lin Xiaowei couldn't continue in the middle of her sentence. What does it mean to walk through iron shoes and find nowhere to go? It takes no effort at all.
Isn't this Feitan? ! !
Seeing the sudden change in Lin Xiaowei's eyes, Fei Tan frowned. The atmosphere around him became dangerous.
"Long time no see Feitan!" Lin Xiaowei greeted directly. "Crollo, is he alright?"
Fei Tan's golden eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was thinking about who Lin Xiaowei was.
"I'm Lin Xiaowei, Kuroro's illegitimate daughter." Lin Xiaowei put her hands together and said with a smile. "Do you remember?"
"You're still alive?" Fei Tan looked at Lin Xiaowei suspiciously.
"Just kidding, my life is very hard."
"We've been looking for you for two years, but we haven't heard anything about you." Feitan continued.
"My master is a big loss. I was not allowed to walk around the world before I left the teacher." Lin Xiaowei lied without changing her face.
"Oh~" Fei Tan snorted inexplicably, and immediately attacked Lin Xiaowei.
"Is this a greeting after reunion?" Lin Xiaowei challenged Fei Tan while avoiding Fei Tan's attack. "You couldn't catch up with me when you were young, but now you still want to catch up?"
"I think you're living too well!" Wen Yan Feitan's body became more murderous, and his attack became more fierce.
"I don't live a healthy life at all..." Lin Xiaowei said with dead fish eyes, no longer dodging and swooping towards Feitan.
The two of them crossed one another, Lin Xiaowei smiled sinisterly, Fei Tan's body froze.
"I got it!! Hahahaha!!" Standing by the roadside, Lin Xiaowei was holding a blue triangular ponytail in her hand. "I said Uncle Fei Tan, so you are from the Triangle School, I really can't tell."
Lin Xiaowei shook the little blue fat in her hands shamelessly, and looked at Feitan's back with a soaring psychic pressure and almost materialized with a smile.
[…] Nima, who felt ashamed, silently covered her face, host! !Is it really a man to strip someone's fat so aboveboard? !Does he know that your pants are so loose? !
I love to return fat times to others!You naughty little goblin! !
"RISINGSUN!!!"
"...Actually zooming in!" Lin Xiaowei stared blankly at the fireball flying towards her with the momentum of breaking the army, and slipped decisively away.
Stopping on the roof and looking at the horrific destroyed street, Lin Xiaowei was silent.
"You have a really big temper... Be careful not to marry a wife."
"What are you talking about, stinky girl..." A sinister voice came from behind, and the hairs on Lin Xiaowei's body stood on end. "Ahaha, I mean it's been a long time, Uncle Fei Tan, you are still as cute as before!"
"Die!!" Fei Tan swung his sword and slashed at Lin Xiaowei.
With force under her feet, Lin Xiaowei jumped off the roof and started the second round of chasing battle with Fei Tan.
The final result ended with Finks who rushed over to stop Feitan after hearing the sound.
"Fei Tan, what are you doing? You made too much noise..." Finks said helplessly looking at Fei Tan who was full of anger.
"That damned girl!" Fei Tan gritted his teeth and looked at Lin Xiaowei.
"Instead of trying to kill me, why don't you find someone else to put it on first?" Lin Xiaowei said with fishy eyes, clutching her chest. "Let's say first that the underwear I got will not be given to you."
"Underwear?" Finks looked at Feitan suspiciously.
"It has nothing to do with you!!" Feitan gave Finks a hard look, and Finks rubbed his chin and couldn't help showing a □ smile.
Something interesting must have happened.
"Did you learn all these things outside these years?!" Fei Tan looked at Lin Xiaowei with a cold face.
"Don't say that, I'm not such an idiot." Lin Xiaowei looked at Feitan half-moon. "This can be regarded as my mission as a teacher."
"Humph!"
"Don't look contemptuous, okay, I think it's amazing that my hands can quickly peel off your fat~" Lin Xiaowei said provocatively with a wink at Fei Tan.
"Huh?!!!!!! Feitan, your fat was picked up by this little girl?!!!" Finx made a dead face, and was killed by Feitan.
"NOZUONODIE, Uncle Funks." Lin Xiaowei laughed looking at Funks lying on the ground in a scorched body.
"Huh? Little girl, do you know me?" Finx looked up at Lin Xiaowei.
Fei Tan put the sword back into the umbrella and said expressionlessly: "She is Lin Xiaowei, the missing daughter of the leader."
"Ah! I remembered!!" Finks jumped up from the ground. "Not bad! The little girl can pick..."
Before Finks finished speaking, he felt a strong killing intent and swallowed the rest of the words decisively.
"Ahaha, it's amazing anyway." Finx patted Lin Xiaowei on the shoulder.
"Since you've said that, I won't be polite." Lin Xiaowei stepped away from Finx ten meters away, shaking the khaki-colored four corners in her hand and smiling.
Finks looked down at the sweatpants that had fallen to his ankles, his face froze and he quickly pulled up the pants.
"I said, no matter how hungry you are, little girl, you are too harsh on me." Finks said helplessly.
Feitan looked at Finks mockingly and snorted coldly.
Feitan was extremely thankful that he was a legging trousers, even if his trousers were cut, he would not be able to fall off, and he was also very grateful that he was wearing a robe, not to mention that no one knew that his trousers were cut.
"Are you kidding, I haven't fallen to that point yet, I just want underwear." Lin Xiaowei flicked the fat time in her hand, and the fat time disappeared from her hand.
"Are you the underwear thief you mentioned recently?" Finks asked with a distorted face.
"What is an underwear thief! Please say this is a heterogeneous collection!" Lin Xiaowei frowned.
"Pfft! Ahaha!! As expected, the leader's daughter loves collecting as much as the leader!!" Finks couldn't help laughing out loud. "It's just that the things in this collection are too bottomless."
"Before I advise you to laugh, it's better to buy a fat one, the little dick is leaking out." Lin Xiaowei said with dead eyes.
"Give me back my fat time, what should an uncle like me collect." Finks said with a dry smile. "You go pick... uh, knights."
Finx originally planned to say Feitan, but when murderous intent struck, Finx decisively changed the candidate.
"Do you think I'm willing..." Lin Xiaowei looked aside with a disappointed face. "I'm so sick to collect other people's underwear. It's all forced!! I can't control so much now, so I'll just make do with it."
"..." Finx twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally decided to buy a new one.
……
Following the two of them, Lin Xiaowei looked at the street view boredly, and occasionally picked up a person who met the task.
Walking into a men's clothing store on the side of the road, Lin Xiaowei sat at the counter and waited for the two to buy underwear.
Then I saw the life idiot who had to swipe his credit card to buy a pair of underwear.
"Uncle, if you swipe your card in this kind of small shop, isn't it a mess?" Lin Xiaowei yawned and said.
Seeing that Feitan was showing signs of anger, Lin Xiaowei said again: "If you kill someone and set fire to someone because of a fat one, I think tomorrow's news headlines will be a murder caused by a fat one. Don't do this, we can't afford to lose this person."
"Come and pay!" Fei Tan stared at Lin Xiaowei and said murderously.
"Oh, anyway..." Lin Xiaowei took out a nun from her pocket and paid the bill. Underwear such as Feitan, Kurolo, Knight, Maqi, etc. who are good-looking and plot characters can be recycled.
Lin Xiaowei said that she wanted me to pay you to buy underwear, okay, anyway, it will be returned to me in the end.
Lin Xiaowei, who had completely put aside the face problem, had all sorts of shameless thoughts in her heart.
……
"Hey, where are you going next?" Lin Xiaowei walked in front of the two and turned around and asked.
"There is no task now, it's free time." Finks said after changing into a new pair of sweatpants.
"Hey~ that's it." Lin Xiaowei thought for a while and said with a smile. "I'll follow you."
"You go to Kuroro." Fei Tan rejected Lin Xiaowei's request with a black face.
"Don't be so stingy..." Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows. "If I go to him now, will I still have a leisurely life?"
"Do you think there will be an easy life after meeting us?" Fei Tan raised his eyebrows.
"Hey, it's a day if you can play for a day." Lin Xiaowei tilted her head and smiled. "Besides, I haven't stolen all the underwear here. It's a pity to leave like this."
"The etiquette teacher that Kuroro hired for you back then was all for nothing." Feitan looked at Lin Xiaowei mockingly.
"Etiquette is something that is only shown when facing strangers. How tiring it is to always pose as a model of etiquette..." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile. "You say yes, Uncle Fei Tan."
"Humph!"
So Lin Xiaowei's dog-skin plaster stuck to Feitan like this, and the days of flying around like dogs began.
……
"Lin Xiaowei!! Where are my clothes?!" Fei Tan slashed open Lin Xiaowei's door with a sword and shouted angrily.
Lin Xiaowei froze as she stuffed potato chips into her mouth, and said with a shameless smile, "Maybe you ran away from home?"
"Give me Xi Nei!!!" Fei Tan swung his sword and slashed.
"Ah, it's just a few fat times, Fei Tan, you are too exaggerated." Fan Kesi, the onlooker party, had a gloating smile on his face, watching Fei Tan and Lin Xiaowei running around the room.
"The person who was stolen was you, so you wouldn't say that!" Feitan said angrily, throwing a dagger at Finks.
Dodging the dagger, Finks shrugged indifferently.
"It's just fat. If you want it, you can give it to her. It's not a valuable thing." Finks said to Lin Xiaowei. "Little girl, I gave you all the underwear in my closet!"
"I don't want it! Your panties are disposable items, and one is enough." Lin Xiaowei looked at Finx with dead eyes. "My master doesn't like the fat times of people without eyebrows!"
Hearing this, Finks's head twitched with blue veins.
"In that case, give me back the one you took earlier!!" Finks said and joined the battle.
The doorbell rang suddenly, but the lively trio ignored it.
After a while, the door was opened, and the person who walked in avoided the sofa flying towards him, looked at the extremely lively room and said with a smile.
"It seems that you get along very well."
The author has something to say: If there is no accident, there will be another update tonight
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