[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Youping left after dinner, I don't know why Lin Xiaowei feels at ease by Youping's side.

"It's so strange, I'm obviously not facial paralyzed." Lin Xiaowei muttered while washing the dishes.

【anthomaniac……】

"What are you talking about..." Lin Xiaowei's head twitched when she heard Nima's words. "Do you want to die, Nima?"

[I never knew the host was a nympho before, so sad!so sad!Nima has been with the host for so long, but the host is so kind to passers-by who have only met once, Nima is so sad! ! 】

"..." Lin Xiaowei silently put the bowl into the cupboard, thinking about how to deal with Nima next time she sees him.

……

Lin Xiaowei found a job yesterday, and she decided to find something to do for herself. No matter what, there is still a long time before the sin song appears, so it's not good to dawdle like this.

"Hey, good morning, Jingxiong." Lin Xiaowei greeted Jingxiong.

"Your outfit..." Heiwajima Shizuo looked at Lin Xiaowei. "Are you going to be a bodyguard?"

"Ah, you can't be idle on the road every day." Lin Xiaowei straightened her tie. "The clothes are deadly. Don't you feel uncomfortable wearing a bartender uniform to fight? I still prefer casual clothes."

"I don't think so. As a bodyguard, you really wouldn't leave your protector halfway and go do your own thing?" Shizuo Heiwajima expressed doubts about Lin Xiaowei's professional ethics.

"It depends." Lin Xiaowei scratched her chest with dead fish eyes. "If I have a good impression of that protector, I might be more serious."

"Can you be a little more responsible?"

"Ah, Jingxiong has no right to say that about me. A guy who gets angry at every turn, at least I won't blow up my protector in a fit of anger." Lin Xiaowei scorned her face.

"...Go to hell!!" Jingxiong looked at Lin Xiaowei silently for a while, then picked up the vending machine next to him and threw it at Lin Xiaowei.

"Oh! You see, if you are angry, you are angry. It is not good to be angry. If you are angry, you will die early. How about drinking some cold water to reduce the fire?" Lin Xiaowei avoided the vending machine that was smashed, and imitated Simon's tone.

After seeing the signs of Jingxiong's anger increasing, he immediately ran away.

"Goodbye Shizuo, I'm going to be late, let's talk next time~"

"Who wants to chat with you! Go to hell, idiot!"

Shizuo put the electric pole in his hand back on the ground, put on his glasses and left.

This guy Lin will beat her up sooner or later.

Shizuo Heiwajima, who had completely forgotten that Lin Xiaowei was a woman, thought about going to his workplace.

……

……

"Hello, I am the bodyguard who applied last night, just call me Lin." Lin Xiaowei bowed to the fat man in front of her.

"You look pretty, come here."

Lin Xiaowei threw the wooden knife between the fat man's legs expressionlessly.

"My lord, I don't mind changing for a temporary one. I think the killer is pretty good too."

The fat man shivered, and said with a flattering smile, "I was just joking with you just now."

Lin Xiaowei ignored him and stood aside silently. Anyway, the bodyguard's task is to protect the other party's personal safety.

Because this fat guy is currently engaged in smuggling rare and protected animals, Lin Xiaowei was invited to be his bodyguard to protect his safety during the transaction.

Lin Xiaowei is on the bright side, and there are many bodyguards protecting him in the dark. She is just a cover-up.

After all, in their view, Lin Xiaowei is just a novice who just came out of the oven, and she can be used as a shield when necessary.

At noon, the fat guy went to a hotel with a bag.

Lin Xiaowei didn't know what was mentioned in it, but it should be a trading item.

Sitting in the private room of the hotel, the other party only brought one person with him, but the fool also knew that there must be someone ambushing nearby.

The other party is like this, and so are they.

The two started to negotiate the price, and they started arguing and fighting.

The bodyguard on the opposite side punched the fat man, but Lin Xiaowei didn't care, and the other side stepped on the fat man with a bag, but Lin Xiaowei still didn't care.

"What are you doing?!! Don't stop them!!" The fat man was angry.

"Sorry, my mission is to protect your safety. I won't take action when your life is not in danger. Anyway, there are many people ambushing outside. Let those guys help you grab it~" Lin Xiaowei sat down at the table and started eating .

"You woman! Be careful I'll kill you!!" The fat man got up and pointed a gun at Lin Xiaowei.

"Why didn't you point a gun at them just now? Is it time to settle accounts with me? You deserve your reputation." Lin Xiaowei knocked down the gun with a dagger, and said expressionlessly.

"It's okay if you want me to help you get it back. I don't mind part-time recapturers, but I won't take less money."

"Yes, yes, I will give you as much as you want!"

"Good deal~" Lin Xiaowei smiled, took off her suit jacket and rushed out.

[In fact, this is what you thought at the beginning. 】

"Of course, do you really think that I will protect someone honestly? Don't be stupid, that's too ridiculous." Lin Xiaowei ran and jumped on the roof, chasing the car in front, and then jumped off the roof in the car.

"What is that guy doing?!" Jingxiong who was passing by looked at Lin Xiaowei with wide eyes.

"Shizuo, someone you know?" Tom Tanaka asked.

"Ah, it's a neighbor."

"Ahaha, your neighbor is as tough as you."

Watching Lin Xiaowei tearing up the roof with bare hands, Tom Tanaka said with an embarrassed smile.

"That guy is very strong." Jingxiong threw away the cigarette, picked up the trash can next to him, and threw it at the person who shot Lin Xiaowei in the back.

Hearing the loud noise behind her, Lin Xiaowei turned her head, and saw the enemy knocked unconscious by the trash can, and Jing Xiong by the roadside.

After making a thank you gesture, Lin Xiaowei continued to beat the person in her hands.

"Tell me where it went, or I'll blow your [beep——] off."

The enemy caught in Lin Xiaowei's hands burst into tears and said, "I was taken away by the second leader."

"Where did you go?"

"The headquarters of the Black Tiger Club, go east, let me go, hero."

After giving the opponent a punch to knock him out, Lin Xiaowei jumped back on the roof and chased eastward.

"I saw something very interesting~" Orihara Rin also propped his chin and said. "Another violent person like Xiaojing~"

Thinking of this, Orihara also pressed the phone, and his smile became even brighter.

It will definitely be more interesting~

Arriving at the Black Tiger Club all the way, Lin Xiaowei frowned looking at the empty hall, and then the door was suddenly closed.

Lin Xiaowei frowned as she watched the gunmen popping up from every corner.

"I didn't expect that there would be such a powerful person under that stupid pig." Said the man who seemed to be the leader.

"Correct me. I'm not his subordinate. I just accepted his order to help him recover the lost property. There is a reward." Lin Xiaowei retorted.

"Well, it doesn't matter, now you are caught." He said with a smile, waved his hands and the people around her took a step forward.

"Hand over the ancient fossils on your body, and we will let you go."

"Ancient fossils?" Lin Xiaowei looked puzzled. "How could I have that kind of thing, and you don't seem to understand who is caught."

Lin Xiaowei put the dagger back into her pocket, took out the snakeskin whip from her backpack, waved her hand, all the red marks were drawn from the enemy's hands, and the pistol fell to the ground.

Lin Xiaowei withdrew her whip and flicked it forward, directly wrapping around the opponent's neck and rolling him to her side.

"Who is the caught fish now?" Lin Xiaowei looked at a group of people with a smile. "Come on, shoot! I don't mind at all~"

"I mind! Put down your guns!" shouted the person held hostage by Lin Xiaowei. "Say what you want..."

"It's very easy to hand over the things that were robbed by you!"

"Go get that thing!"

"Yes!"

……

"..." Lin Xiaowei stood on the roof with a lonely expression on her face. The bag she had snatched back was placed at her feet, and there was a snake inside.

People's preferences are really special now, and she still prefers furry things.

Girls are afraid of snakes. Although Lin Xiaowei is not afraid, it cannot change the fact that she feels disgusted.

So she was thinking, give the fat guy the snake that she accidentally threw out, and ended up dying. I don't know if it's feasible to blame those people for doing it...

"You look distressed~"

"Orihara Rinya... You told them that I have ancient fossils on my body." Lin Xiaowei looked at him expressionlessly. In "The Headless Horseman", as long as bad things happen, you can all blame Orihara Rinya. On the head, the correct rate is 90.00%.

"It's too much, why do you like to do bad things to me like Xiao Jing?" Orihara Lin also spread his hands, with an innocent expression on my face.

"Your character and your intelligence are two extremes. I wonder if you are too idle and go to play with Shizuo when you are bored. I am not in the mood to joke with you." Lin Xiaowei said impatiently as she picked up her bag.

"It's such a blunt evaluation, I really want to be friends with you~"

"Ikebukuro Survival Rules number one, never become friends with an intelligence dealer named Orihara Rinya, otherwise you won't know how you died." Lin Xiaowei shrugged and jumped downstairs.

From a distance, Orihara Lin also heard Lin Xiaowei say: "Next time, I will kick your kidney out!"

"What a cruel woman." Orihara Lin also looked at Lin Xiaowei who was gradually submerged in the crowd, and took out his mobile phone.

"Well, the data of Ikebukuro has been updated again. Violent bartenders, urban legend couriers, unemployed underground doctors, strange sushi shop clerks, and vicious recapturers... Ah, so interesting! Ikebukuro is getting more and more popular. Interesting!"

After rearranging Lin Xiaowei's information, Orihara Lin also laughed arrogantly.

The days to come will definitely be very lively.

……

Lin Xiaowei didn't charge the dead snake to the fat man. After all, she accidentally killed it. Although she planted it on the Black Tiger Club, she was not so shameless.

【nonsense!You clearly robbed the Black Tiger Club, okay? ! ! 】

That was a windfall, you know what? !A lot of them pointed guns at me, and I was charging for mental damage!

【quibble!Your lower limit has become negative! 】

Who made this bastard!How dare you say it! !

Lin Xiaowei lifted the table.

……

The internet is buzzing again.

Recently, there has been a lot of discussion about the new recapturer. In fact, Lin Xiaowei has officially established a foothold in Ikebukuro under this name.