[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

"It's so boring..." Lin Xiaowei mumbled while lying on the bed.

Dongfang was in a good mood and was doing the children's clothes on the side.

"I won't let you run out, and I won't look at the current situation." Dongfang glanced at Lin Xiaowei's swollen belly and said lightly.

"It's so strange... It didn't show up before, but now it's terribly big. Speaking of which, being pregnant is so uncomfortable..." Lin Xiaowei rubbed her belly and said, now she can't see the soles of her feet.

Was it because the system deliberately lied to me that the baby would be affected because I didn't know the knowledge of pregnancy before, so the belly didn't show up, but now it's obviously big and scary, okay?Only eight months, okay? !

【Is this a normal developmental process? Don’t blame me if you don’t understand it. 】

It's so painful, when I think about going through childbirth in the future, I have the urge to give up...

"Is it really uncomfortable?" Dongfang asked, staring at the bulging stomach.

"Try to help yourself with a few kilograms of food and drink, and the most important thing is to be careful not to touch her." Lin Xiaowei covered her face. "Too much trouble!"

"..." Dongfang put his hand on Lin Xiaowei's belly. It is the hottest time of the year. Lin Xiaowei is wearing a thin long gown, and she can clearly feel the warmth of her skin.

Under the palm is his child, thinking of Dongfang feels very happy.

"Hey, dear Dongfang, I'll think you're belittling me~" Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows and said.

"Your body is my concubine." Dongfang replied lightly.

"Tsk, it's just too annoying to have a woman's body."

At this time, Dongfang felt as if someone had touched his palm.

Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth, what is this?There is a tacit understanding between the father and the son, and she obviously didn't move before. If it weren't for the system to report the fetal condition, she would have thought it was a stillbirth. Why did Dongfang become lively before he put his hand on his stomach? !

"He's kicking me?" Dongfang looked at Lin Xiaowei with bright eyes.

"Ah, it seems like this, a heartless little thing, I am pregnant with him so hard, he only gives you face." Lin Xiaowei complained like this, but looked at Dongfang's excited look and smiled helplessly, which is not bad.

Since that day, the activity frequency of the little things in my stomach has increased.

Stretching my arms and moving my legs when I had nothing to do, it felt like a drum was beating in my stomach, and it hurt so badly.

"Does it still hurt?" Dongfang asked, handing over a bowl of soup.

"Hmm..." Lin Xiaowei nodded with a pale face. "Is this kid punching me in the stomach?!"

"Thank you." Dongfang wiped the sweat off Lin Xiaowei's head with a towel and said.

"I just experienced in advance the test that every woman will pass, so I should take it as a preview." Lin Xiaowei said through grinding her teeth.

If she knew that the later stage would be so painful, she would rather continue to fight the enemy on the battlefield!

"You...will leave in the future?" Dongfang asked.

"After all, it's not my body. Maybe someday I'll go back to my world?" Lin Xiaowei said with a sigh of relief after her stomach finally calmed down.

"..."

"What, you have such an expression." Lin Xiaowei patted Dongfang on the shoulder. "Can't bear me? Ah~ so shy~"

"I don't see any shyness in you at all." Dongfang sighed.

"Okay, even if I leave, you still have your son with you, so you have to be a good father!" Lin Xiaowei said with a smile.

"...Of course it is."

Time passed unhurriedly, and now Lin Xiaowei's belly is ten months old, and the system says the due date is two weeks away.

Dongfang became tense and worried all the time. Lin Xiaowei's appetite returned to normal and she began to eat and drink.

While eating at noon that day, Lin Xiaowei's stomach began to ache, just like before.

Lin Xiaowei didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then it became more and more painful and accompanied by a feeling of falling, Lin Xiaowei felt something was wrong.

"Dong, Dongfang, I seem to be giving birth..." Lin Xiaowei said while clutching her stomach.

"What?!!" Dongfang stood up excitedly, even flipping over the stone chair.

"I've canceled Linzi's formation. Go straight to the north and you'll find the village. Help me find the midwife." Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth, supported the table, stood up and moved to the bed.

"Persevere, I'll come right away." Dongfang Yun flew out of the cave with his lightness kung fu.

Seeing the east but not seeing Lin Xiaowei couldn't help shouting angrily.

"Didn't you say the due date is two weeks away?!"

[Ah, this kind of thing is not very accurate, and there is no sense of punishment for giving birth to a child without any stimulation? 】

"I [beep——] Nima!!"

[Don't excite the host Sang, save your strength to have a baby! 】

Lin Xiaowei didn't bother to deal with the system, panting with a pale face dripping with sweat.

it hurts……

It hurts so much, how can I fix it! !

Finally, when Lin Xiaowei was about to roll her eyes in pain, Dongfang flew over with the midwife on her back.

Dongfang put the person down and grabbed Lin Xiaowei's hand and said, "Xiaowei is okay!"

"Fortunately, not dead yet..." Lin Xiaowei replied weakly, in fact, she felt that she was going to die soon.

The midwife who was carried over finally reacted from the shock of being kidnapped, and immediately used her professionalism to slap Dongfang away, ordering: "Hurry up and boil the water, prepare the scissors!!"

"Ah, yes!"

Congratulations to your midwife, you have become the first miracle who dares to order the leader so and still not die.

……

Dongfang stood hesitantly outside the cave and walked back and forth, listening to the sound of sobbing and unbearable cries of pain coming from inside the cave, he was extremely worried.

In the end, Lin Xiaowei yelled angrily: "Fuck! If you don't come out again, don't come out for the rest of your life! I will die with you!!", I heard the voice of the midwife in surprise.

"It was born!"

But before Dongfang was relieved, the midwife shouted again: "Madam, work harder and there is one more!"

"Grandma! Why is there another one!! Nima, I and you are at odds!!"

Dongfang Heixian looked in from the entrance of the cave, and all the uneasiness disappeared in an instant.

Then came the sound of a child crying, although the sound was as soft as a meowing cat, Dongfang could still hear it clearly.

A mood called ecstasy swept the East.

"Congratulations, sir, you are twins." The midwife came out with a basin of blood and congratulated her with a smile.

Dongfang gave her an ingot of silver, and then felt like he walked into the cave lightly.

"Master, you can't go in because you just gave birth to a baby because it's not clean!" the midwife stopped her.

Dongfang Bubai just walked in without looking at each other.

The midwife shrugged her shoulders and stopped persuading them. Those who live in caves are all outsiders, and they don't care about them.

By the way, that lady is really tough, she is really the cruelest pregnant woman she has ever seen.

The midwife received a generous salary and sat in the bamboo pavilion outside the cave, waiting for the handsome old man who wanted to be a father to come out. An old woman like her would not be able to walk from this mountain to the village.

Lin Xiaowei looked at the two little ones who had been washed and put to sleep next to the bed. They looked like hairless monkeys, so ugly.

"You guys are torturing me to death." Lin Xiaowei nodded her boss's face carefully.

She never knew that giving birth was so painful, and now she is still very tired, not in the mood to settle accounts with the system that lied about military information, and we will settle all grievances together in the future.

"Xiao Wei?"

Lin Xiaowei looked at Dongfang who walked into the cave and raised her eyebrows.

"Didn't it mean that husbands who have just given birth can't come in?"

"People in the martial arts don't care too much." Dongfang sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the two little ones on the bed quietly.

"No, the elder sister on the left is the one who torments me the most, and the younger brother next to me is very sensible and came out smoothly."

"Ah, can I touch them? Will there be any bad influence?" Dongfang looked at Lin Xiaowei and asked.

"Didn't it mean that people in the martial arts world don't care so much?" Lin Xiaowei grinned.

"No, children are different." Dongfang said seriously.

"It's okay, it's not normal for a father to hold a baby, but be careful, a newborn baby is very fragile."

Dongfang nodded, and picked up the child with trembling hands.

Lin Xiaowei turned her head away from Dongfang's stupid look, she scratched her face and said, "If you want to cry, just cry, I'll pretend I don't know."

Lin Xiaowei didn't know whether Dongfang Bubai was crying or not, but the child's humming made Lin Xiaowei turn her head.

"You must be hungry." Lin Xiaowei concluded.

Dongfang obediently handed the child to Lin Xiaowei.

"Eh?! Don't! What if I accidentally hug him when he's so small?!" Lin Xiaowei said with a horrified face.

"Then you let me hug you just now." Dongfang smiled and looked at Lin Xiaowei.

"That, that, you are gentler than me..." Lin Xiaowei muttered softly.

"Here, you are the child's mother after all, you must be hugged." Dongfang insisted on handing the child over.

"That's not true, the child's mother is Liu Shishi! I just helped her survive the six-month pregnancy and gave birth to her." Even so, Lin Xiaowei took over the child.

Then she faced a major decision, whether to artificially breastfeed or to breastfeed in other ways, this is a problem!

Dongfang hugged another baby and looked at Lin Xiaowei leisurely: "Why, if you don't let the baby breastfeed, you will cry."

"..." This guy was definitely doing it on purpose! !

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth and unbuttoned her clothes.

After successfully breastfeeding the baby, Lin Xiaowei felt that her integrity dropped a lot in an instant.

【Puff!Congratulations to the player for training the invincible thick-skinned, river crab value +50, currently 700 points, keep working hard~]

The system you wait for me!You actually lied to me before that I had only one child, and with the enmity of going to the theater this time, I wouldn't be Lin Xiaowei if I didn't take your skin off! !

[Yes, before this, the host should nurse the baby well, poof! 】

Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth.

【Ah, I forgot to say, congratulations to the host for becoming a mother~~】

You wait for me! ! ! !

……

After experiencing an extremely embarrassing breastfeeding incident for Lin Xiaowei, Lin Xiaowei pushed the two single beds together in the cave, with the two little ones in the middle, and she and Dongfang slept on both sides, and could deal with it in time if there was a situation.

As Lin Xiaowei thought, Dongfang is a very good dad.

Since reading the parenting treasures she gave, she has taken good care of the child. Except for breastfeeding and when Dongfang is too busy, she has a lot of leisure and has no sense of hardship for expectant mothers.

The child's father is too capable, and the mother is about to become a professional nanny.

"Hey, Dongfang." Lin Xiaowei said while looking at Dongfang while cooking the game.

"What?" asked Dongfang, who was holding one on his chest and carrying one on his back.

"The child has been born, and it's time for you to return to Blackwood Cliff."