[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

"who are you?!!"

"What silly words?" Lin Xiaowei looked at the other party pretending to be coquettish, and said with a smile. "I am Shishi, my husband."

"..."

After making the bed, Lin Xiaowei lay down on the bed.

Holding the recipe in his hand, he threw it to the east: "I'm hungry to cook."

"You asked me to cook?!" Dongfang Bubai grabbed the recipe and looked pale at Lin Xiaowei who was lying on the bed with her legs crossed.

"This is not the Great Hierarch of Heimuya, you have to learn to do it yourself dear~" Lin Xiaowei said with dead eyes. "Even if I can cook, why should I cook for you, a heartless scum who doesn't even care about his wife?"

"..."

【…】

"What are you looking at! Cook now!!" Lin Xiaowei glared at Dongfang, and continued to shake Erlang's legs leisurely.

Dongfang Bubai clenched his fists, let out a cold snort and walked away, no one could bear it more than Dongfang Bubai.

【I said, don't you like Dongfang Bubai? 】

I like it, but it can't hide the fact that he is a scumbag. Although it has something to do with this society that doesn't treat women as human beings, it's too scumbag to kill your own wife for your own selfish desires, even if the other party is just a concubine , But ah, if you raise a kitten or a puppy, you will have feelings, let alone a human being?He just killed the seven beauties who had been with him for many years. Without Jindandan, he can't be a husband and wife. It's really cruel.

Let's talk about infatuation... In fact, Yang Lianting was just regarded as a life-saving straw. He just happened to appear in front of Dongfang when he became feminine, which fulfilled his wish to be a woman. As a result, Yang Lianting changed from a life-saving straw to an obsession that he couldn't let go of after a long time.

I like Dongfang Bubai so I don't want him to become the last one. She should be a beautiful woman but she kneels down for such a person...

[Zi Feiyu An knows the joy of fish. 】

I don't care so much!Anyway, he is only vaguely interested in Yang Lianting now, since there is room for salvation before the beginning, just give him another spiritual pillar!

[It’s really capricious, host. 】

snort!

……

Dongfang Bubai came in with the roasted rabbit.

"Barbecue at night..." Lin Xiaowei struggled to get off the single bed.

"What else do you want to pick?!" Dongfang's expression was very bad.

Lin Xiaowei shrugged and took a knife to cut off half a piece of rabbit, sat on the chair and gnawed, saying, "Go and clean your bed, or sleep on the floor and figure it out."

"Hmph!" Dongfang snorted coldly and turned around to toss the bed.

After eating the rabbit, Lin Xiaowei wiped her mouth. She still wanted to eat it, but her stomach was too small to be able to eat it.

【Hey!Seriously!Don't forget that you are pregnant now, do you want to kill two people? ! 】

Ah, forgot.

Lin Xiaowei scratched her face and looked at Dongfang Bubai's back expressionlessly.

"East..."

After a long time, Dongfang realized that Lin Xiaowei was calling him, so he asked in a bad tone, "What are you doing?"

"I want to eat porridge tomorrow instead of barbecue."

"I'm not a cook!"

"But I'm sorry, it's just the two of us here who want to learn how to cook if we don't want to starve to death, so please!" Lin Xiaowei said rascally.

"Then what are you doing?!" Dongfang laughed angrily.

"Me?" Lin Xiaowei thought for a while and said. "Overseer."

"Liu Shishi!!"

"Yes, I know my name sounds nice, Dongfang, you don't have to be so excited."

"..." The ghost was excited! "Why don't you call me Xianggong?"

Dongfang raised his eyebrows and asked.

"I'm afraid you won't respond. If you don't mind me, it's okay anyway. My integrity has already been broken." Lin Xiaowei shrugged.

"..." Morality?Broken?What's the meaning.

"Ah, by the way, the barbecue is delicious, you can kill the remaining half, I'm a little tired and rest first." Lin Xiaowei waved her hands and went to her bed and fell asleep.

Pregnant women seem to get tired really easily...

Seeing that Lin Xiaowei was really asleep, Dongfang Bubai stepped forward and touched Lin Xiaowei's face, but there was indeed no trace of disguise.

Shishi has a gentle personality and regards her husband as the sky, she will never do such a thing, if the sudden change in personality is not disguised... Could it be that she is haunted by ghosts and ghosts? !

Lin Xiaowei woke up when Dongfang Bubai walked up to her, and when the other party's hand was touching her face, Lin Xiaowei knew what this guy wanted to do, he was such a troublesome person, he finally fell asleep, and now he had to start again Falling asleep.

……

……

In the morning Lin Xiaowei woke up in a daze, and saw Dongfang Bubai practicing martial arts outside the cave.

The white clothes are like snow and the three thousand blue hairs are flying, which is quite beautiful.

"Good morning, is the meal ready?" Lin Xiaowei asked carelessly and without image.

"...It's done." Ever since he suspected that the other party was some kind of spirit, Dongfang Bubai was in a bad mood.

"Oh." Lin Xiaowei responded, took a washbasin and walked to the river to wash. It is April now, and the river is still very cold.

Frowning, Lin Xiaowei still washed her face.

After breakfast, Lin Xiaowei went straight to the depths of the forest, while Dongfang Bubai decided to wander around in the forest.

He has tried it, and it is true that he cannot get out of the forest. Whenever he has this kind of thought, he will appear in the cave where he lives now in a trance.

Dongfang Bubai ate some game and went back to the cave at lunch time.

Then he looked at the gray figure and was surprised.

"Poetry?!"

"Dongfang, how are you playing?" Lin Xiaowei wiped the sweat from her brow. In the morning, Lin Xiaowei built the stove and built the fence. Now she is doing experiments to make the river water look like running water.

"Uh, um." Dongfang was stunned for a while, looking at the fence made of bamboo and asked. "You did this?"

"Ah, I've lost a lot of energy." Lin Xiaowei wiped off her sweat and said. "I'm hungry to cook, and the stove has just been made and I can't use it yet."

Looking at the stove at the entrance of the cave, Dongfang was stunned for a while, then walked to an open space and set up a fire.

Mantou barbecue is lunch, Lin Xiaowei said calmly after the meal.

"You can open a vegetable field this afternoon."

"You asked me to open a vegetable field?" Dongfang raised his eyebrows.

"Why do you want me to be a woman to open the land?" Lin Xiaowei squinted at the other party. "I've already given you face in the morning, building the stove and erecting the fence! Even if you're not a complete man now, take the responsibility you deserve!!"

"You're courting death!" Dongfang Bubai slapped the table in pain after being poked.

"What's the matter? Want to fight? Okay, come on, I want it!" Lin Xiaowei also rolled up her sleeves and stood up.

"If you hadn't been suppressed by your internal strength, you spirit would be so arrogant?" Dongfang said with a dark face.

"Ah, I'm sorry, the education I have received is to take advantage of your illness to kill you, and it is absolutely unambiguous to beat the dog in the water!" Lin Xiaowei said with her chest in her arms.

"...You really are not Shishi." After such a conversation, Dongfang finally confirmed that the woman in front of him who was exactly like Shishi was not his concubine.

"Ah, yes, I'm not your concubine. Congratulations, you guessed it right~" Lin Xiaowei roguely sat back on her chair. "I'm just a ghost attached to her body."

"In this case, why are you making things difficult for me?"

"Ah, why..." Lin Xiaowei lied calmly with her face propped up. "Because of the last wish of the original owner of the body, I use her body to live on but fulfill her wish."

"Shishi's last wish?" Dongfang thought for a while and asked. "What is it?"

"What wish can an infatuated woman have." Lin Xiaowei sighed. "Make you happy, idiot."

"...I don't think your behavior equivalent to house arrest can be called happiness!" Speaking of this, Dongfang seemed to have a blue vein in his head.

"Ah, I know, we all know..." Lin Xiaowei tilted her head on the table and looked at the opposite side, the person whose face was flushed because of anger said lightly.

"We all know the happiness you want, but we can't let you go on that path as you want."

Lin Xiaowei closed her eyes, otherwise there wouldn't be so many Dongfang Bubai fans in reality...

It is absolutely impossible for a peerless beauty to end up like that in the end! !

"Even if you want to be a woman, even if you start to like men, it doesn't matter." Lin Xiaowei stood up and looked at Dongfang. "Because you are the most important thing, we can accept whatever you want, but we can't just compromise on emotion!"

"..."

"I can see what you think about Yang Lianting, but that's a shameless scumbag, you can choose better ones, and being with him will harm you."

"...What do you know! Don't act like it's all for me!" Dongfang Bubai overturned the stone table and attacked Lin Xiaowei again.

"Yes, I'm not all for you. I also have my own selfishness. I hope that Dongfang Bubai can always be confident and flamboyant. His red clothes are like fire, his black hair is like ink, his face is handsome, and his gestures are full of grace, not a wild monkey. The 'monster' who can ridicule wantonly, you don't know how uncomfortable we are every time we see such a scene!!" Lin Xiaowei dodged Dongfang Bubai's attack and finally grabbed his wrist and shouted almost venting her anger.

"..." Dongfang Bubai was a little dazed.

Lin Xiaowei let go of her hand and sat on the bench. Just now, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach because of her emotional ups and downs.

【Hey, don't mess around, my dear, I'm a little angry. 】

... Get lost! !

"Anyway, that's how it is. I won't let you have anything to do with Yang Lianting. No, to be precise, I won't let you get close to anyone with the purpose of taking advantage of or other things. If you can't find someone who is sincere, I won't put you Hand it over." Lin Xiaowei clutched her stomach and walked towards the bed.

"I'm not feeling well, I'm going to rest."

"..." Dongfang Bubai sat down on the chair in a daze, all his thoughts were known by the other party, but why would such a disgusting idea be accepted for granted by this person...

Dongfang Invincible was confused.

He would not know that there is a creature in this world called a brain fan.

What's more, he didn't know that Dongfang Invincible had a group of super brain-dead fans who thought it was their responsibility to find a good home for the leader.

The author has something to say: Thank you, baby Lingling, for the landmines, I didn’t update them in vain today! !