[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 61 Her taste is normal
"My wife, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing the other party's worried expression, Lin Xiaowei closed her eyes and kept building her mind.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
After repeating this n times, Lin Xiaowei looked back at the colorful mosaic and said with a smile.
"It's okay, you go out first."
"But the wife..."
"Let you go out~" Lin Xiaowei smiled distortedly.
"...Yes." Mosaic seemed to hide his face and ran away with tears.
"Huh, I'm saved." Lin Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief.
[Don't be too happy, he calls you wife master, unless you can keep yourself in the state of 'Mosaic Eye', you will suffer. 】
Don't pick names blindly!asshole!Anyway, I'll try my best...
After that, Lin Xiaowei spent money to buy novels about this world from Nima, and then she found that she was cheated by the other party again.
Here her identity is the protagonist's own sister, who likes the protagonist's concubine Wan Shuang, but the person she likes likes her sister, so she gave up and silently guarded him behind her back.
But this is not the point, the point is that this character is set as a flirtatious and infatuated girl who never touches her body in the grass. It was not until the end of the full text that she mentioned a little at the end that the other party met a girl who looked very similar to Wan Shuang. The man is ready to pursue him...
If the guess is correct, this is definitely the rhythm of the plot. If so, why would she spend money to buy the original novel? !
System, you are naughty again!
Put the book on the brazier and burn it, Lin Xiaowei was very tangled.
Fortunately, the plot is over, so she doesn't have to express her love for that all-powerful Wanshuang shemale.
[Don't think about it that you are already married to someone, and the husband and wife have to share the same room. 】
If it's a man, go to sleep in the study room! !
[The point is that the man in this time and space is a delicate existence that needs to be held and cared for~]
Get out!A man has to be like Brother Chun to be able to run a horse with both arms and crush boulders in his chest!I don't sleep with creatures of unknown species!
Speaking of which, Lin Xiaowei pushed open the door and shouted loudly: "Come here! Master is going out!!"
……
"..." -_-
"..."-=-
【…】⊙ω⊙
Lin Xiaowei felt that she was traumatized psychologically. Who could tell her that the muscular man opposite her was male? ! !
Ahhh! !What should I do if I feel subtly compared to myself? ! !
How can people live with such a majestic girl? !
"My lord, don't you get in the car?" The strong woman smiled honestly.
Even the voice is extremely rich, peat! !
"Get on, get in the carriage." Lin Xiaowei suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to twitch, and got into the carriage in a tangled manner.
She is going to the palace, find the present day to get in touch with each other, and then go to the battlefield.
All the way to the palace with a smooth wind, Lin Xiaowei looked at the relatively normal queen and eldest sister and was relieved. It would be rude to imagine the king of a country as a mosaic.
"Does the imperial sister want to go to the border?" The queen sister raised her eyebrows and asked.
"Yes, the imperial sister is deeply worried about the continuous intrusions on the border, and she boldly came to ask her to send me to the border to guard the territory."
"...You are because of Shuang'er."
"Sister Huang is worrying too much!" Seeing the other party's hesitant eyes, Lin Xiaowei immediately expressed her sincerity and started talking nonsense. "Why don't a big girl have a husband, and a good daughter is going to fight on the battlefield. The imperial sister recently realized that she wants to be a useful person for the country so that she can share her worries. Royal sister, let me go!"
After hearing Lin Xiaowei's nonsense, the eldest sister of the emperor was a little dizzy, and then nodded under Lin Xiaowei's expectant gaze.
Afterwards, the eldest sister of the emperor felt that she was really stupid at that time.
After the morning court on the second day, the eldest sister of the emperor frowned under Lin Xiaowei's earnest gaze, which was comparable to a twenty-watt light bulb, and gave the order for Lin Xiaowei to go to the border.
Then Lin Xiaowei returned home happily with the imperial edict in hand to pack her bags.
"My wife..." Mosaic looked at Lin Xiaowei sadly.
"Tell me if you have anything to do, go back to your room and embroider your flowers." Lin Xiaowei packed her luggage and said without looking back.
[Hey, host, the other party is your husband after all, you are going too far. 】
I don't admit it!My husband is definitely a pure man who can still stand after being beaten up by me. This kind of sissy creature of unknown gender can't be my man!
[...] Oh... So the first factor in choosing a man is durability?take note of it.
Nima in the system space carefully took out his notes and wrote them down, then touched his small body, he was still very resistant to beating.
"My wife, what should I do if you leave?" Mosaic began to cry.
The veins on Lin Xiaowei's head twitched, she put down her burden and turned to look at the other party, the mosaic gradually dissipated in Lin Xiaowei's eyes, revealing its true colors.
If the other party is female, it is indeed a picture of a beautiful woman with pear blossoms and rain, but the opposite is a man, a man with a genetic mutation that can give birth to a baby, so Lin Xiaowei is anxious.
"You can't be promising?! What's the matter? Do you want me to stay in the mansion for you all my life as an idle prince and eat nothing all day long?!! You can't be bigger?!" Lin Xiaowei scolded with a black face.
"Wife, wife master, slave..." The crying became even worse.
"Shut up! If you cry again, I will divorce you!"
【Oh, what a scumbag, the other party is pregnant, be careful about miscarriage~】
The sudden words from the system made Lin Xiaowei almost bleed, and she felt the malice from the system.
This product is definitely intentional! !
After being yelled at by Lin Xiaowei, the man immediately covered his mouth and forced himself not to cry.
Lin Xiaowei turned around and continued to pack her things.
"I know you're pregnant, but I'll warn you in advance, if you deliberately ruin your body to lure me back from the border with the excuse of being in a bad mood and thinking about your wife, then you should give up." Lin Xiaowei said calmly, carrying her luggage on her back. "I'll tell the butler, if you do this, then it's fine if you don't want this child. A child with such a petty father will have nothing to do in the future."
The other party's face was pale and he shook his head in panic and said: "No, no! This slave will never do this, wife master...don't worry."
"Hmph, if you are honest, the male master of this palace will only be you. If you are not honest, you can go back wherever you came from."
After speaking, Lin Xiaowei turned around and left, ignoring the mournful crying from behind.
[Congratulations, you are a scumbag again. 】
... I don't know why, but seeing these guys who are neither male nor female makes me furious. This place is definitely not in harmony with my magnetic field!
【Ah, it seems so, after all, this kind of time and space is very refreshing, at least it helps to strengthen psychological construction. 】
I would rather not strengthen it, let me change the world.
[Resign yourself to your fate, the right way is to complete the task quickly~]
……
Riding on horseback day and night, Lin Xiaowei finally arrived at the sparsely populated border after seven days.
The generals who defended the city had already greeted them in front of the city gate.
Lin Xiaowei got out of the carriage and looked up at the leading woman.
Wearing a red-tasseled headband and silver armor, he has a slender body and a handsome but heroic face. His skin is not fair. The life at the border has made the other party's skin tanned, making him look very capable.
super handsome! !
"The final general has met King Lin Xuan." The other party bowed his fists and saluted.
"The red general is very polite. Since I have come here, I will be under the general's subordinates in the future. The general does not need to perform such a grand ceremony." Lin Xiaowei stepped forward to help the other party smile.
Ahhh, seeing such a handsome person, she felt instantly alive.
【Don't forget, the other party has the ability to impregnate men~】
...Get lost!I finally forgot that I was in the world of female venerables, do you have to remind me? ! !
【…】Nima shrugged, would he say he did it on purpose? "Etiquette can't be wasted. King Xuan must be tired after coming all the way. The last general has already prepared his residence. King Xuan can go take a bath and get rid of the wind and dust."
"Then I'll trouble the general." Lin Xiaowei smiled, really caring!
After taking a bath, Lin Xiaowei and General Hong sat in the room and chatted. Of course, most of the general said, and Lin Xiaowei listened.
What time to get up tomorrow morning to go to military training, what time to patrol in the afternoon and so on.
Lin Xiaowei said, General, you can just arrange for her to be responsible for the implementation, such as leading troops to fight...
It's okay if you let her lead a group of little devils to fight, but let's forget about fighting and so on. She shouldn't ruin others.
"Sister, do you understand?" After finishing speaking, the Red General asked with concern.
"Don't worry, general, I've made a note of it." Lin Xiaowei nodded with a smile. A simple-minded person was very impressed by surprises. In just a short while, King Xuan became a girl.
She told the eldest sister of the emperor at the beginning that it would be unreasonable not to let her parachute to become a leader, and let her start as a soldier. However, the eldest sister of the emperor seemed to be afraid that she would be wronged, so she arranged for her to be a lieutenant. Work behind the general.
"Today you can take a good rest and the eldest sister will not bother you. You will be very tired tomorrow." The general smiled and stood up.
Lin Xiaowei got up and said with a smile: "General, don't worry, the girl's physical strength is still very good."
"Hehe." The other party smiled and walked out of the room without saying a word.
[I don't believe you at all~] The system's cool ridicule came.
This is a normal reaction, alright, all day long, the literati lord who knows a little martial arts suddenly wants to come to the frontier to work, and everyone thinks this is a false act just to have a good reputation for the country and the people. You will not believe it.
Lin Xiaowei sat on the grand teacher's chair and crossed her legs.
My only goal now is to end this mission quickly by fighting the war.
[Oh~ host, are you sure you won't lose your legs after going to the battlefield? 】
I can even adapt to the harsh environment of Xuquan and Meteor Street, let alone the battlefield!
[Don't be too arrogant, host, be careful to collapse when the time comes.The meaning of the battlefield and the virtual circle Meteor Street are completely different. 】
...probably not.
Lin Xiaowei also hesitated when she heard the system.
She has also seen a lot of ancient war movies, so she shouldn't be unable to get used to it...
perhaps.
What should I do if she has no confidence after being told by the system? !
Seeing the other party's worried expression, Lin Xiaowei closed her eyes and kept building her mind.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
The opposite is not a person, but a mosaic.
After repeating this n times, Lin Xiaowei looked back at the colorful mosaic and said with a smile.
"It's okay, you go out first."
"But the wife..."
"Let you go out~" Lin Xiaowei smiled distortedly.
"...Yes." Mosaic seemed to hide his face and ran away with tears.
"Huh, I'm saved." Lin Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief.
[Don't be too happy, he calls you wife master, unless you can keep yourself in the state of 'Mosaic Eye', you will suffer. 】
Don't pick names blindly!asshole!Anyway, I'll try my best...
After that, Lin Xiaowei spent money to buy novels about this world from Nima, and then she found that she was cheated by the other party again.
Here her identity is the protagonist's own sister, who likes the protagonist's concubine Wan Shuang, but the person she likes likes her sister, so she gave up and silently guarded him behind her back.
But this is not the point, the point is that this character is set as a flirtatious and infatuated girl who never touches her body in the grass. It was not until the end of the full text that she mentioned a little at the end that the other party met a girl who looked very similar to Wan Shuang. The man is ready to pursue him...
If the guess is correct, this is definitely the rhythm of the plot. If so, why would she spend money to buy the original novel? !
System, you are naughty again!
Put the book on the brazier and burn it, Lin Xiaowei was very tangled.
Fortunately, the plot is over, so she doesn't have to express her love for that all-powerful Wanshuang shemale.
[Don't think about it that you are already married to someone, and the husband and wife have to share the same room. 】
If it's a man, go to sleep in the study room! !
[The point is that the man in this time and space is a delicate existence that needs to be held and cared for~]
Get out!A man has to be like Brother Chun to be able to run a horse with both arms and crush boulders in his chest!I don't sleep with creatures of unknown species!
Speaking of which, Lin Xiaowei pushed open the door and shouted loudly: "Come here! Master is going out!!"
……
"..." -_-
"..."-=-
【…】⊙ω⊙
Lin Xiaowei felt that she was traumatized psychologically. Who could tell her that the muscular man opposite her was male? ! !
Ahhh! !What should I do if I feel subtly compared to myself? ! !
How can people live with such a majestic girl? !
"My lord, don't you get in the car?" The strong woman smiled honestly.
Even the voice is extremely rich, peat! !
"Get on, get in the carriage." Lin Xiaowei suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to twitch, and got into the carriage in a tangled manner.
She is going to the palace, find the present day to get in touch with each other, and then go to the battlefield.
All the way to the palace with a smooth wind, Lin Xiaowei looked at the relatively normal queen and eldest sister and was relieved. It would be rude to imagine the king of a country as a mosaic.
"Does the imperial sister want to go to the border?" The queen sister raised her eyebrows and asked.
"Yes, the imperial sister is deeply worried about the continuous intrusions on the border, and she boldly came to ask her to send me to the border to guard the territory."
"...You are because of Shuang'er."
"Sister Huang is worrying too much!" Seeing the other party's hesitant eyes, Lin Xiaowei immediately expressed her sincerity and started talking nonsense. "Why don't a big girl have a husband, and a good daughter is going to fight on the battlefield. The imperial sister recently realized that she wants to be a useful person for the country so that she can share her worries. Royal sister, let me go!"
After hearing Lin Xiaowei's nonsense, the eldest sister of the emperor was a little dizzy, and then nodded under Lin Xiaowei's expectant gaze.
Afterwards, the eldest sister of the emperor felt that she was really stupid at that time.
After the morning court on the second day, the eldest sister of the emperor frowned under Lin Xiaowei's earnest gaze, which was comparable to a twenty-watt light bulb, and gave the order for Lin Xiaowei to go to the border.
Then Lin Xiaowei returned home happily with the imperial edict in hand to pack her bags.
"My wife..." Mosaic looked at Lin Xiaowei sadly.
"Tell me if you have anything to do, go back to your room and embroider your flowers." Lin Xiaowei packed her luggage and said without looking back.
[Hey, host, the other party is your husband after all, you are going too far. 】
I don't admit it!My husband is definitely a pure man who can still stand after being beaten up by me. This kind of sissy creature of unknown gender can't be my man!
[...] Oh... So the first factor in choosing a man is durability?take note of it.
Nima in the system space carefully took out his notes and wrote them down, then touched his small body, he was still very resistant to beating.
"My wife, what should I do if you leave?" Mosaic began to cry.
The veins on Lin Xiaowei's head twitched, she put down her burden and turned to look at the other party, the mosaic gradually dissipated in Lin Xiaowei's eyes, revealing its true colors.
If the other party is female, it is indeed a picture of a beautiful woman with pear blossoms and rain, but the opposite is a man, a man with a genetic mutation that can give birth to a baby, so Lin Xiaowei is anxious.
"You can't be promising?! What's the matter? Do you want me to stay in the mansion for you all my life as an idle prince and eat nothing all day long?!! You can't be bigger?!" Lin Xiaowei scolded with a black face.
"Wife, wife master, slave..." The crying became even worse.
"Shut up! If you cry again, I will divorce you!"
【Oh, what a scumbag, the other party is pregnant, be careful about miscarriage~】
The sudden words from the system made Lin Xiaowei almost bleed, and she felt the malice from the system.
This product is definitely intentional! !
After being yelled at by Lin Xiaowei, the man immediately covered his mouth and forced himself not to cry.
Lin Xiaowei turned around and continued to pack her things.
"I know you're pregnant, but I'll warn you in advance, if you deliberately ruin your body to lure me back from the border with the excuse of being in a bad mood and thinking about your wife, then you should give up." Lin Xiaowei said calmly, carrying her luggage on her back. "I'll tell the butler, if you do this, then it's fine if you don't want this child. A child with such a petty father will have nothing to do in the future."
The other party's face was pale and he shook his head in panic and said: "No, no! This slave will never do this, wife master...don't worry."
"Hmph, if you are honest, the male master of this palace will only be you. If you are not honest, you can go back wherever you came from."
After speaking, Lin Xiaowei turned around and left, ignoring the mournful crying from behind.
[Congratulations, you are a scumbag again. 】
... I don't know why, but seeing these guys who are neither male nor female makes me furious. This place is definitely not in harmony with my magnetic field!
【Ah, it seems so, after all, this kind of time and space is very refreshing, at least it helps to strengthen psychological construction. 】
I would rather not strengthen it, let me change the world.
[Resign yourself to your fate, the right way is to complete the task quickly~]
……
Riding on horseback day and night, Lin Xiaowei finally arrived at the sparsely populated border after seven days.
The generals who defended the city had already greeted them in front of the city gate.
Lin Xiaowei got out of the carriage and looked up at the leading woman.
Wearing a red-tasseled headband and silver armor, he has a slender body and a handsome but heroic face. His skin is not fair. The life at the border has made the other party's skin tanned, making him look very capable.
super handsome! !
"The final general has met King Lin Xuan." The other party bowed his fists and saluted.
"The red general is very polite. Since I have come here, I will be under the general's subordinates in the future. The general does not need to perform such a grand ceremony." Lin Xiaowei stepped forward to help the other party smile.
Ahhh, seeing such a handsome person, she felt instantly alive.
【Don't forget, the other party has the ability to impregnate men~】
...Get lost!I finally forgot that I was in the world of female venerables, do you have to remind me? ! !
【…】Nima shrugged, would he say he did it on purpose? "Etiquette can't be wasted. King Xuan must be tired after coming all the way. The last general has already prepared his residence. King Xuan can go take a bath and get rid of the wind and dust."
"Then I'll trouble the general." Lin Xiaowei smiled, really caring!
After taking a bath, Lin Xiaowei and General Hong sat in the room and chatted. Of course, most of the general said, and Lin Xiaowei listened.
What time to get up tomorrow morning to go to military training, what time to patrol in the afternoon and so on.
Lin Xiaowei said, General, you can just arrange for her to be responsible for the implementation, such as leading troops to fight...
It's okay if you let her lead a group of little devils to fight, but let's forget about fighting and so on. She shouldn't ruin others.
"Sister, do you understand?" After finishing speaking, the Red General asked with concern.
"Don't worry, general, I've made a note of it." Lin Xiaowei nodded with a smile. A simple-minded person was very impressed by surprises. In just a short while, King Xuan became a girl.
She told the eldest sister of the emperor at the beginning that it would be unreasonable not to let her parachute to become a leader, and let her start as a soldier. However, the eldest sister of the emperor seemed to be afraid that she would be wronged, so she arranged for her to be a lieutenant. Work behind the general.
"Today you can take a good rest and the eldest sister will not bother you. You will be very tired tomorrow." The general smiled and stood up.
Lin Xiaowei got up and said with a smile: "General, don't worry, the girl's physical strength is still very good."
"Hehe." The other party smiled and walked out of the room without saying a word.
[I don't believe you at all~] The system's cool ridicule came.
This is a normal reaction, alright, all day long, the literati lord who knows a little martial arts suddenly wants to come to the frontier to work, and everyone thinks this is a false act just to have a good reputation for the country and the people. You will not believe it.
Lin Xiaowei sat on the grand teacher's chair and crossed her legs.
My only goal now is to end this mission quickly by fighting the war.
[Oh~ host, are you sure you won't lose your legs after going to the battlefield? 】
I can even adapt to the harsh environment of Xuquan and Meteor Street, let alone the battlefield!
[Don't be too arrogant, host, be careful to collapse when the time comes.The meaning of the battlefield and the virtual circle Meteor Street are completely different. 】
...probably not.
Lin Xiaowei also hesitated when she heard the system.
She has also seen a lot of ancient war movies, so she shouldn't be unable to get used to it...
perhaps.
What should I do if she has no confidence after being told by the system? !
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