[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

[...Sorry, but this is the rule. 】

Nima said with some frustration.

Ahh, then why was it fine before...

Lin Xiaowei thought silently as she continued her work.

【My level was low before, but now I've upgraded so... Hey, host, don't ignore me. 】

Well, no, anyway, I didn't intend to rely on you from the beginning. Thinking about it now, it's really wise for me to keep refusing your help!If I bought skills from you back then, I would cry to death now.

[…] Nima was silent.

By the way, are there no players to scold you if you are so pitiful?

[Do you think the system upgrade is easy?I am now at the third level. Among all the systems that entered the third level, I count five, and it is a thousand years old from the last system that entered the third level. Because of this, you will be the focus of observation in the future. 】

...Hey, are you lying? !

[Why do I lie to you if I have nothing to do? Remember the system crab I told you about. He entered the fourth level before me. It has changed nearly a hundred masters so far, but he has not yet left the fourth level. Although I said There are quite a few owners who changed, but none exceeded three digits. Thinking about it this way, I am quite lucky, maybe I can really enter the first level! 】

I said, why do I feel that this is more and more like a conspiracy...

She shook Lin Xiaowei's black thread on her tired arm.

[It's not really a conspiracy, it's just a plan, but don't worry, it won't do you any harm, except that it may affect your three views and personality...]

Isn't that bad, you bastard! !What about the bearded boss who threw instant noodles for Lao Tzu to pick up?I want to kill him! !

【Well, you will be able to see him after the task is completed, and no one will stop you even if you beat him up like a fool. 】

understood!

Lin Xiaowei's originally slack fighting spirit burned up again in an instant, and she decided!

Score the points well, then beat up the boss and the system behind you, and go home happily for a lifetime!

【Hey!Why are you still beating me up!Didn't you punch enough last time? ! 】

Are you kidding, for that level of practice, you just need to wipe the wound on your face. My goal is to beat you until you have no strength to recover.

Lin Xiaowei patted the martial arts cheat book with dead fish eyes and blackened silently.

[…] Hey, the host is so scary QAQ.

After completing the task of collecting cheats, Lin Xiaowei got 150 points, which was not high because the task was too simple.

After that, Lin Xiaowei applied for a week's vacation and planned to take a good rest.

The next morning, Lin Xiaowei welcomed a person in the garden where Lin Xiaowei lived. She took off her green clothes and replaced her with red makeup, the beautiful girl Yu Yan.

I have to say that Lin Xiaowei, who deserves to be the fairy sister of the original book, is trained to be a man by Lin Xiaowei, but when she puts on women's clothes, she is still so beautiful that it makes people drool. Moreover, the sword-like temperament of Yu Yan's girl makes this whole woman Valkyrie!

Girl, please let me hug your thigh!It's so handsome!

"Good morning, little friend." Lin Xiaowei greeted with a smile.

Wang Yuyan gave Lin Xiaowei a complicated look and said, "Morning Daoist, I don't know how good the rest was yesterday."

"Very good, my friend is very comfortable here." Lin Xiaowei closed the door and said with a smile: "Are you going to lead the poor to solve troubles today?"

"It's been a long journey and we're tired, so let's rest for two more days." Wang Yuyan also said with a smile.

Thinking about the way from the town to the villa, and most of the time, she was still on the boat. Lin Xiaowei was strangely silent.

"Daoist, I have a doubt that I can't figure out since yesterday, and I hope the Taoist can answer one or two."

"Please tell me, little friend."

"The Taoist priest seems to be very familiar with Zhuangzi below. My villa is full of five elements, gossip, traps and traps. I can't figure it out. How did the Taoist priest enter the blessed land of Langyuan in my village without disturbing the traps?" ?”

"..." As expected of being raised by me, the speech is straightforward.

Lin Xiaowei scratched her head and smiled: "Why on earth didn't my little friend already guess the answer, why bother to ask Poor Dao?"

Hearing this, Wang Yuyan's body shook and she looked at her in disbelief and asked, "Then why..."

"The theory of ghosts and gods is superstitious. How can a poor person speak nonsense, not to mention that people who are not in this world should bother to talk too much. This is very good." Lin Xiaowei said with a stick.

【Hey, why are you lying to your daughter like this? 】

I was eaten by you, shut up for me.

"Heh." Wang Yuyan said with a wry smile, "It's not convincing to say something like superstition from the mouth of a Taoist priest."

Lin Xiaowei looked at Wang Yuyan's forced smile, shook her head and said, "How can you be so reassuring, you are such an idiot."

"...Mom, I miss you so much." In the end, Wang Yuyan still hugged Lin Xiaowei's waist, buried her head in Lin Xiaowei's clothes, and tears fell down, just like when she was wronged and vented in Lin Xiaowei's arms when she was a child.

Lin Xiaowei sighed and stretched out her hands to rub Wang Yuyan's hair, and said silently: "Why are you bothering, it's so rare to come back and see you like this so I can leave with peace of mind."

"Mother, please don't go, okay, it's tiring to carry this village alone, there is no place to rely on, mother, please don't go..." Wang Yuyan leaned on Lin Xiaowei's shoulder, with tears hanging down her face, she looked abnormal Pitiful.

[Scum!It actually made the girl cry! 】

Mouth!It's all your fault!

【put*!How could it be my fault!It's obviously your own fault, coax the goddess within an hour, otherwise you can consider returning to ashes after earning points just now! 】

"I took it too much for granted at the time. People in the underworld cannot stay in time for a long time, and Lord Yan will be angry." Lin Xiaowei rubbed Wang Yuyan's hair, "Hurry up and find someone who knows cold and hot to take care of you, and I will be at ease. "

Ah, what seems to be wrong?

[Knowing the cold and knowing the heat... Puff!You are enough, you really raised a girl, not a man! 】

"I know, Yan'er is being abrupt." Wang Yuyan wiped away her tears and stood up straight again, looking at Lin Xiaowei, "The Taoist priest has been resting in the villa for the past few days, if you need anything, just ask."

"This will trouble Yan'er." Lin Xiaowei also smiled, she deserves to be raised so well.

"Little sister! I heard people say that you brought back a quack Taoist?!" A tall man of eight feet walked over with a breeze on his feet.

Just one look at Lin Xiaowei and she knew that the person in front of her was Xiao Feng.

"Brother! You're back, has the matter with the Escort been settled?" Wang Yuyan asked.

"Ah, it's solved, a small matter." Qiao Feng glanced at Lin Xiaowei and suddenly realized that this must be the Taoist priest who was muttering non-stop for some unknown purpose, but this Taoist priest didn't look like a treacherous sycophant at all. only.

"Master Dao, this is my sworn elder brother Qiao Feng, the second brother is named Xu Zhu, whose family is far from here, and the third brother is Duan Yu."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaowei nodded and said to Qiao Feng, "I have long admired your name."

"Where, the Taoist priest is too polite!" Qiao Feng said heartily.

"Brother, my sister-in-law was found to be pregnant two days ago, you should go and have a look." Wang Yuyan said.

"Really?!" Qiao Feng exclaimed in surprise, "Great, I'm going to be a father!!"

Qiao Feng yelled excitedly, turned around twice in place, and leaped out of the garden with lightness kung fu.

"This character is very powerful." Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth and said.

"Brother, he used to be the head of the beggar gang and now he is the head coach of the bodyguard bureau. After going through a lot of disasters, he and sister Ah Zhu got together, but in the end, good people get rewarded with good rewards, and they lived together smoothly after unraveling everything." Wang Yuyan explained. .

"Where's your second brother?"

"Second brother was originally a young monk who had an adventure and later returned to vulgarity. Now he is the master of the coffin palace with strong martial arts and excellent medical skills." Wang Yuyan couldn't help smiling when she thought of this, "The third brother is Duan Yu, and now he has ascended to the throne. He also has twists and turns. I have encountered a lot of things, but everything has calmed down in the end, and I am living a good life now, and I will occasionally run out of the palace to play in the village."

Lin Xiaowei nodded with a smile.

"Father, he and the concubine and those beauties roam around together and have a good time."

Oh~ The plot has been changed here, and that group of girls can gather in this Zhuangzi to compete for favor. It's not surprising that Duan Zhengchun's kind of horse can survive.

"Cousin, he did a lot of wrong things before, but luckily he turned around in time, and lived a very comfortable life all day promoting good and eliminating evil." Wang Yuyan smiled and looked at Lin Xiaowei. "Everyone is doing well, so don't worry, go back mother."

"..." Damn it!What is this rhythm of actively chasing people? ! !Girl, you really don't have to be so considerate!Mother can still stay here for seven days!Are you sure you don't want your mother to comb your hair and tell you stories?Ahhh! !

【puff!The system indicated that Ms. Wang Yuyan is seriously out of her mind, so...]

"..." Lin Xiaowei scratched her hair in embarrassment, and patted her daughter's shoulder, "Yan'er, I forgot to tell you just now that Lord Yan gave your mother a seven-day vacation, and it will be wasted if you go back now."

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other speechlessly, and finally laughed together.

Wang Yuyan wiped away the tears from her face and said with a smile, "Master Daoist, let me show you around."

"Of course it's excellent." Lin Xiaowei nodded and said solemnly.

……

AhZi is having a headache, because her most respected elder sister has been with that stinky Taoist priest recently, even if you and your wife look alike, you can't take advantage of this, Mouth! !

"Daozhang, do you like this long sword?"

"Yan'er, I use double swords..."

"But it's better to have more weapons in places like (the underworld). How about this long whip?"

"Oh, this is good!"

Not a bad ghost! !Ah Zi, who was watching the two show their love from behind, gritted her teeth, that smelly Taoist actually asked women to pay for things, and dared to pick and choose!elder sister!I don't pick my sister at all, let go of that incomprehensible and stinky Taoist priest and return to my sister's embrace! !

"What about the clothes? Do you want to prepare two?" Wang Yuyan looked at the Taoist uniform on Lin Xiaowei and asked, "I haven't changed it all the time."

"Then prepare two." Lin Xiaowei nodded. The system prefers black. Every time the clothes sent are black, maybe a few clothes should be prepared.

"Then is it male or female?" Wang Yuyan looked at Lin Xiaowei and asked in confusion.

"Men and women, prepare some, oh yes, there are also children's clothes..."

After listening to Lin Xiaowei's words, Wang Yuyan, who was picking things up, gave her hands a pause, mother, can I ask what kind of image you will look like after death?

The system says he doesn't know anything~

The author has something to say: In fact, these chapters of Tianlong are just for the protagonist to rest...