[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 43 The correct way to use the toilet...inverted V
Lin Xiaowei sat under the plane tree and silently flipped through the books in her hands.
She swore that when the system upgrade came back, he would be chopped into pieces!
Transforming Lao Tzu's body is also addictive, right? !He actually turned her into a eunuch! !Eunuch, huh! !
After calming down the anger in her heart, Lin Xiaowei calmly destroyed the crushed book in her hand.
This time, the place she travels to is a fictional time-travel novel, and what she has to do is to help the cannon fodder No. [-] empress secure her position as the master of the harem.
A cheating task.
To be honest, she has no confidence in this kind of task at all, not to mention that she is a slave now, and she is a slave who was cannon fodder after being soy sauced in the original book...
Her identity is the deputy owner of the East Factory. In the original book, the owner of the Middle East Factory is the queen's confidant, while the owner of the West Factory is the confidant of the heroine and everyone in the bracket factory.
The owner of Xichang is an evil character like Yuhuatian in Flying Armor of Longmen. His name is Fengmanlou. Looking at the name, one can tell that he is an important character.
The owner of the East Factory, Li Tian, was an old man in his late teens, who was killed by Feng Manlou with a borrowed knife within a few appearances, and the deputy owner of the East Factory, Lin Xiaowei, was the She was assassinated in the first day, and after that, the secret agent of the West Factory ascended to the position of the owner of the East Factory, and the Queen fell into a completely helpless position.
To be honest, she has always felt that this kind of novel is very stupid. Even if those eunuchs can really play a big role, is it true that the queen is so stupid that only the eunuchs of Dongchang can help?Could it be that the queen's natal family is an onlooker party?Don't deliberately lower the IQ of the villain, hey! !
"No! It's not good, the deputy factory owner!! The factory owner... the factory owner was killed by the rebel party!!" At this moment, a young eunuch ran into the small courtyard in a panic and shouted.
"..." Do you dare not to jump so fast in this plot!I haven't gotten used to it yet, hey! !
Lin Xiaowei rubbed her forehead with a headache.
"Understood, let's arrange the factory owner's funeral. Does the Empress know?"
"I already know what the deputy factory owner said. The empress was furious and vowed to catch the thief."
"Then you go down." Lin Xiaowei waved her hand and sat on the wicker chair waiting for the queen's call.
……
Sunset West Mountain.
Lin Xiaowei sat on the sedan chair and looked at the words in her hand in a daze.
I don't know what the queen looks like. According to the author of the original text, her appearance is not one-tenth of the heroine's.
But since she is a queen, she shouldn't be too ugly as the mother of the country...
Just as Lin Xiaowei was silently thinking about the difference between the queen and the time-traveling girl, the swaying sedan chair stopped.
"Deputy director, we're here."
It was still the voice of the little eunuch, Lin Xiaowei lifted the curtain, supported the little eunuch's hand and stepped on another eunuch's back to get out of the carriage.
"Okay, you guys stay here and I will go see the Empress by myself."
"twitter."
Stepping into this magnificent palace, Lin Xiaowei took a deep breath and walked in.
……
"Your Majesty, Vice Factory Master Lin is already waiting in the side hall." A little maid in the flower garden lowered her eyebrows and said obediently next to the woman in bright yellow palace attire.
"Really? Then let's go." The woman threw away the flowers in her hands and walked out of the garden gracefully.
……
"The empress is here!" Hearing the eunuch's shrill cry, Lin Xiaowei flicked her sleeves and knelt on the ground.
"The servant kowtows to the empress, and the empress is a thousand years old." Lin Xiaowei looked down at the pair of exquisitely embroidered shoes not far away, only admiring the wisdom of the ancient working people.
"Okay, let's get up."
Lin Xiaowei sniffled her nose, the smell was good, and her voice sounded atmospheric and unaffected. This queen is definitely a beauty.
"Thank you, Empress." Lin Xiaowei stood up in response, and when she turned around, she saw the graceful and luxurious beauty sitting on the imperial concubine's couch.
A high-profile and gorgeous beauty like a peony, a stunning beauty that actors in reality can't perform at all.
"Eunuch Lin looks different today than usual." The Empress looked at Lin Xiaowei before she spoke leisurely.
"Probably because the servant slept better yesterday." Lin Xiaowei bowed her head and returned.
"Is that so? It's a pity that I'm not going to be able to sleep well recently." The queen raised her hand and took a small sip from the teacup beside her.
"..."
"Eunuch Lin also knows that your factory owner has always served me, but it's a pity that Xiao Li just left like this, which makes me very sad."
"I also ask the empress to put the phoenix body as the most important thing. Although the slaves are not as good as the factory owner, they are willing to dedicate their strength to the empress."
"Oh~" The Empress raised her eyebrows, "I didn't expect Eunuch Lin to be so talkative, so that's fine, it's better than those little servants who don't have eyesight."
"Thank you for the praise from the Empress."
"Recently, envoys from the Western Regions went to Beijing to present dozens of high-quality silkworm silk satin. I was lucky enough to get a few. Eunuch Lin will take two as well. It would be nice to let those maids make some gadgets for you."
"Thank you, Empress, for your kindness."
"Ruihe led Eunuch Lin to get the silk." The empress said with a wave.
"Yes." A beautiful court lady stepped forward and said in a soft voice, "Eunuch Lin, please come with your servants."
"Lao Ruihe is here." Lin Xiaowei nodded and bowed to the queen, "The servant will step down."
"Go on, Eunuch Lin's East Factory will be handed over to you in the future."
"Slave, thank the empress for calling me!"
……
……
"Okay, these Eunuchs Lin will pick two horses." Rui He opened the door of the warehouse and said with a smile, pointing at a pile of silks and satins.
"Just two." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile as she took two pieces of cloth, one green and one purple, "I really troubled the girl, and this is a thank you gift for the troublesome girl."
Lin Xiaowei took out a small box from her arms and handed it to Rui He.
"What is this?" Ruihe looked at the small box curiously.
"This is a facial cream that I made in my free time. It's good for the skin after I wash my face."
"Eh? Then I'll accept it bluntly." Rui He took the facial cream in surprise, "If there is someone Rui He can help in the future, Eunuch Lin will just say so."
"Then thank you girl, I'll go home first." Lin Xiaowei turned and left with a smile.
Walking out of the palace, Lin Xiaowei saw the little eunuch dozing by the wall.
Lin Xiaowei coughed a few times, and looked at the little eunuch who opened his eyes in a daze with amused expression.
"Eh?! Deputy factory owner, you are back! Please punish the slave for dereliction of duty!" The little eunuch hurriedly knelt down and said.
"Come on, I'll let you go this time if my father-in-law is in a good mood, but there will never be another time~" Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows and glanced at him, then turned and walked towards the sedan chair.
"Grandpa Xie, spare this servant." The little eunuch stood up in a panic and walked forward, taking her hand and walking towards the sedan chair.
Who would have thought that such a bluffing little eunuch would be a ruthless character who kills without batting an eye~
He was the one who was sent by Feng Manlou, the owner of the West Factory, to the East Factory, and he was the one who killed Lin Xiaowei, and he was the one who became the owner of the East Factory in the future. Ye Wuming, an ancient acting school, I have to admire...
……
……
It was night, after washing up under the service of the little eunuch Ye Wuming, Lin Xiaowei sat in front of the bed with wet hair and read the script.
Looking at Ye Wuming who was standing in front of the bed hesitant to speak, Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows.
"Little Yezi, what else can you do?"
"Back to the deputy factory owner...you will get sick if your hair is wet."
"..." Lin Xiaowei touched her wet hair and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to be so caring about people, don't worry, you won't get sick, just go down, I will sleep after my hair dries."
Ye Wuming hesitated a few times, but still gave a salute and retreated.
The moment the door closed, Lin Xiaowei threw away the notebook in her hand, lay down on the big mahogany bed bored and licked melon seeds with her legs crossed.
Pretending to be 13 is also very tiring~ I shook my hair, and the hair that was still dripping with water was extremely dry in a second, ah~ Mind power is really easy to use~
That Ye Wuming...
Lin Xiaowei put on a shameless smile, how could she let her enemy get close?Not an idiot.
And Ye Wuming, who is walking towards his residence, has a gloomy expression. Doesn't this Lin Xiaowei always let himself be by his side?Why today is an exception.
Forget it, he's just an idiot, and sooner or later this East Factory will be his.
Lin Xiaowei got up late at night, looking at the golden toilet and her lower body was tangled.
You said he was squatting?Still standing?
Hey, is there anyone here to teach him how eunuchs go to the toilet? You can't go to other eunuchs to peek at how other eunuchs go to the toilet...
[Didi—the host increases the crab value attribute by 5 points, please continue to work hard. 】
Listening to this electronic sound with no ups and downs, Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. To be honest, I couldn't hear that idiot system playing tricks and being cute. There is no one to vent their anger, so sad...
The next day, Lin Xiaowei received the imperial edict to make her the owner of the East Factory.
Now the plot has just begun, although the emperor, who is one of the male protagonists, has begun to pay attention to the female protagonist, but the relationship is not as deep as it will be in the future, and the queen will still agree to the queen's request.
So from the current point of view, Xichang without the help of the emperor is the best time to deal with it.
The worst thing is to kill Feng Manlou, so the childhood sweetheart is the most annoying, because my childhood sweetheart entered the palace as a concubine, and the bamboo horse resolutely ran to the palace to cut off Xiao Dingding and became a eunuch. Was thrown into the cold palace, Zhuma risked his life to smuggle food and clothes, Qingmei came back again Zhuma immediately followed Qingmei like a dog and obeyed, but he didn't know that Xiaoqingmei was no longer Xiaoqingmei, I really didn't know that Fengmanlou knew the truth enough Will it crash.
And... do you think this is a childhood sweetheart? ! !Wrong, this is the evil, charming and crazy president's article! !The little bamboo horse who has paid silently will definitely bless the heroine to go away in the end, so Feng Manlou quickly recognizes the reality, let me complete the task and leave quickly, Kouhu! !
She doesn't want to experience a mustache on the days when she has to take a shower after going to the toilet! !
The author has something to say: Father-in-law Lin Xiaowei looks like this (this picture comes from the Internet, invaded and deleted)
In fact, the author came back early, because I was really lazy to update, so I didn't update it all at once. I originally planned to fill in the cute guys first and then update this article, but after reading the comments today, I felt cold behind my back. To prevent being cursed by readers to travel through, I decisively updated a chapter
That's about it, I'm going to buy a meal
She swore that when the system upgrade came back, he would be chopped into pieces!
Transforming Lao Tzu's body is also addictive, right? !He actually turned her into a eunuch! !Eunuch, huh! !
After calming down the anger in her heart, Lin Xiaowei calmly destroyed the crushed book in her hand.
This time, the place she travels to is a fictional time-travel novel, and what she has to do is to help the cannon fodder No. [-] empress secure her position as the master of the harem.
A cheating task.
To be honest, she has no confidence in this kind of task at all, not to mention that she is a slave now, and she is a slave who was cannon fodder after being soy sauced in the original book...
Her identity is the deputy owner of the East Factory. In the original book, the owner of the Middle East Factory is the queen's confidant, while the owner of the West Factory is the confidant of the heroine and everyone in the bracket factory.
The owner of Xichang is an evil character like Yuhuatian in Flying Armor of Longmen. His name is Fengmanlou. Looking at the name, one can tell that he is an important character.
The owner of the East Factory, Li Tian, was an old man in his late teens, who was killed by Feng Manlou with a borrowed knife within a few appearances, and the deputy owner of the East Factory, Lin Xiaowei, was the She was assassinated in the first day, and after that, the secret agent of the West Factory ascended to the position of the owner of the East Factory, and the Queen fell into a completely helpless position.
To be honest, she has always felt that this kind of novel is very stupid. Even if those eunuchs can really play a big role, is it true that the queen is so stupid that only the eunuchs of Dongchang can help?Could it be that the queen's natal family is an onlooker party?Don't deliberately lower the IQ of the villain, hey! !
"No! It's not good, the deputy factory owner!! The factory owner... the factory owner was killed by the rebel party!!" At this moment, a young eunuch ran into the small courtyard in a panic and shouted.
"..." Do you dare not to jump so fast in this plot!I haven't gotten used to it yet, hey! !
Lin Xiaowei rubbed her forehead with a headache.
"Understood, let's arrange the factory owner's funeral. Does the Empress know?"
"I already know what the deputy factory owner said. The empress was furious and vowed to catch the thief."
"Then you go down." Lin Xiaowei waved her hand and sat on the wicker chair waiting for the queen's call.
……
Sunset West Mountain.
Lin Xiaowei sat on the sedan chair and looked at the words in her hand in a daze.
I don't know what the queen looks like. According to the author of the original text, her appearance is not one-tenth of the heroine's.
But since she is a queen, she shouldn't be too ugly as the mother of the country...
Just as Lin Xiaowei was silently thinking about the difference between the queen and the time-traveling girl, the swaying sedan chair stopped.
"Deputy director, we're here."
It was still the voice of the little eunuch, Lin Xiaowei lifted the curtain, supported the little eunuch's hand and stepped on another eunuch's back to get out of the carriage.
"Okay, you guys stay here and I will go see the Empress by myself."
"twitter."
Stepping into this magnificent palace, Lin Xiaowei took a deep breath and walked in.
……
"Your Majesty, Vice Factory Master Lin is already waiting in the side hall." A little maid in the flower garden lowered her eyebrows and said obediently next to the woman in bright yellow palace attire.
"Really? Then let's go." The woman threw away the flowers in her hands and walked out of the garden gracefully.
……
"The empress is here!" Hearing the eunuch's shrill cry, Lin Xiaowei flicked her sleeves and knelt on the ground.
"The servant kowtows to the empress, and the empress is a thousand years old." Lin Xiaowei looked down at the pair of exquisitely embroidered shoes not far away, only admiring the wisdom of the ancient working people.
"Okay, let's get up."
Lin Xiaowei sniffled her nose, the smell was good, and her voice sounded atmospheric and unaffected. This queen is definitely a beauty.
"Thank you, Empress." Lin Xiaowei stood up in response, and when she turned around, she saw the graceful and luxurious beauty sitting on the imperial concubine's couch.
A high-profile and gorgeous beauty like a peony, a stunning beauty that actors in reality can't perform at all.
"Eunuch Lin looks different today than usual." The Empress looked at Lin Xiaowei before she spoke leisurely.
"Probably because the servant slept better yesterday." Lin Xiaowei bowed her head and returned.
"Is that so? It's a pity that I'm not going to be able to sleep well recently." The queen raised her hand and took a small sip from the teacup beside her.
"..."
"Eunuch Lin also knows that your factory owner has always served me, but it's a pity that Xiao Li just left like this, which makes me very sad."
"I also ask the empress to put the phoenix body as the most important thing. Although the slaves are not as good as the factory owner, they are willing to dedicate their strength to the empress."
"Oh~" The Empress raised her eyebrows, "I didn't expect Eunuch Lin to be so talkative, so that's fine, it's better than those little servants who don't have eyesight."
"Thank you for the praise from the Empress."
"Recently, envoys from the Western Regions went to Beijing to present dozens of high-quality silkworm silk satin. I was lucky enough to get a few. Eunuch Lin will take two as well. It would be nice to let those maids make some gadgets for you."
"Thank you, Empress, for your kindness."
"Ruihe led Eunuch Lin to get the silk." The empress said with a wave.
"Yes." A beautiful court lady stepped forward and said in a soft voice, "Eunuch Lin, please come with your servants."
"Lao Ruihe is here." Lin Xiaowei nodded and bowed to the queen, "The servant will step down."
"Go on, Eunuch Lin's East Factory will be handed over to you in the future."
"Slave, thank the empress for calling me!"
……
……
"Okay, these Eunuchs Lin will pick two horses." Rui He opened the door of the warehouse and said with a smile, pointing at a pile of silks and satins.
"Just two." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile as she took two pieces of cloth, one green and one purple, "I really troubled the girl, and this is a thank you gift for the troublesome girl."
Lin Xiaowei took out a small box from her arms and handed it to Rui He.
"What is this?" Ruihe looked at the small box curiously.
"This is a facial cream that I made in my free time. It's good for the skin after I wash my face."
"Eh? Then I'll accept it bluntly." Rui He took the facial cream in surprise, "If there is someone Rui He can help in the future, Eunuch Lin will just say so."
"Then thank you girl, I'll go home first." Lin Xiaowei turned and left with a smile.
Walking out of the palace, Lin Xiaowei saw the little eunuch dozing by the wall.
Lin Xiaowei coughed a few times, and looked at the little eunuch who opened his eyes in a daze with amused expression.
"Eh?! Deputy factory owner, you are back! Please punish the slave for dereliction of duty!" The little eunuch hurriedly knelt down and said.
"Come on, I'll let you go this time if my father-in-law is in a good mood, but there will never be another time~" Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows and glanced at him, then turned and walked towards the sedan chair.
"Grandpa Xie, spare this servant." The little eunuch stood up in a panic and walked forward, taking her hand and walking towards the sedan chair.
Who would have thought that such a bluffing little eunuch would be a ruthless character who kills without batting an eye~
He was the one who was sent by Feng Manlou, the owner of the West Factory, to the East Factory, and he was the one who killed Lin Xiaowei, and he was the one who became the owner of the East Factory in the future. Ye Wuming, an ancient acting school, I have to admire...
……
……
It was night, after washing up under the service of the little eunuch Ye Wuming, Lin Xiaowei sat in front of the bed with wet hair and read the script.
Looking at Ye Wuming who was standing in front of the bed hesitant to speak, Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows.
"Little Yezi, what else can you do?"
"Back to the deputy factory owner...you will get sick if your hair is wet."
"..." Lin Xiaowei touched her wet hair and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to be so caring about people, don't worry, you won't get sick, just go down, I will sleep after my hair dries."
Ye Wuming hesitated a few times, but still gave a salute and retreated.
The moment the door closed, Lin Xiaowei threw away the notebook in her hand, lay down on the big mahogany bed bored and licked melon seeds with her legs crossed.
Pretending to be 13 is also very tiring~ I shook my hair, and the hair that was still dripping with water was extremely dry in a second, ah~ Mind power is really easy to use~
That Ye Wuming...
Lin Xiaowei put on a shameless smile, how could she let her enemy get close?Not an idiot.
And Ye Wuming, who is walking towards his residence, has a gloomy expression. Doesn't this Lin Xiaowei always let himself be by his side?Why today is an exception.
Forget it, he's just an idiot, and sooner or later this East Factory will be his.
Lin Xiaowei got up late at night, looking at the golden toilet and her lower body was tangled.
You said he was squatting?Still standing?
Hey, is there anyone here to teach him how eunuchs go to the toilet? You can't go to other eunuchs to peek at how other eunuchs go to the toilet...
[Didi—the host increases the crab value attribute by 5 points, please continue to work hard. 】
Listening to this electronic sound with no ups and downs, Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. To be honest, I couldn't hear that idiot system playing tricks and being cute. There is no one to vent their anger, so sad...
The next day, Lin Xiaowei received the imperial edict to make her the owner of the East Factory.
Now the plot has just begun, although the emperor, who is one of the male protagonists, has begun to pay attention to the female protagonist, but the relationship is not as deep as it will be in the future, and the queen will still agree to the queen's request.
So from the current point of view, Xichang without the help of the emperor is the best time to deal with it.
The worst thing is to kill Feng Manlou, so the childhood sweetheart is the most annoying, because my childhood sweetheart entered the palace as a concubine, and the bamboo horse resolutely ran to the palace to cut off Xiao Dingding and became a eunuch. Was thrown into the cold palace, Zhuma risked his life to smuggle food and clothes, Qingmei came back again Zhuma immediately followed Qingmei like a dog and obeyed, but he didn't know that Xiaoqingmei was no longer Xiaoqingmei, I really didn't know that Fengmanlou knew the truth enough Will it crash.
And... do you think this is a childhood sweetheart? ! !Wrong, this is the evil, charming and crazy president's article! !The little bamboo horse who has paid silently will definitely bless the heroine to go away in the end, so Feng Manlou quickly recognizes the reality, let me complete the task and leave quickly, Kouhu! !
She doesn't want to experience a mustache on the days when she has to take a shower after going to the toilet! !
The author has something to say: Father-in-law Lin Xiaowei looks like this (this picture comes from the Internet, invaded and deleted)
In fact, the author came back early, because I was really lazy to update, so I didn't update it all at once. I originally planned to fill in the cute guys first and then update this article, but after reading the comments today, I felt cold behind my back. To prevent being cursed by readers to travel through, I decisively updated a chapter
That's about it, I'm going to buy a meal
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