[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 22 On the Ways of Raising a Female Man
Lin Xiaowei suddenly woke up from the dream, and then took a breath.
It turned out to be a dream...
"I actually cry in my dream, I really..." Lin Xiaowei got up from the bed with a wry smile, and found that she was finally not transformed into any strange things by the system.
[Hmm, hum, is the host satisfied this time~]
"Satisfied!" Lin Xiaowei nodded, then stroked her hair, "I didn't expect that I could feel the feeling of long hair."
[Has the host never had long hair? 】
"I kept it... I just found it too troublesome, so I couldn't keep it up." Lin Xiaowei said to the system with a smile while playing with her hair in her hand.
[It's not good to be impatient~ The host's task this time is to cultivate Wang Yuyan. 】
"Uh, raising Wang Yuyan?!" Lin Xiaowei couldn't help raising her eyebrows, "What's it like to grow up, not to mention I've never raised a child..."
【This, it depends on the host’s thoughts, it’s fine to raise it until the plot starts~~】
"Is it really okay to be so casual?" Lin Xiaowei was confused.
【Anyway, it wasn't born by you, why are you worrying so much...】
"I'm just talking casually." Lin Xiaowei shrugged.
While Lin Xiaowei was thinking, a servant's announcement sounded outside the door.
"Ma'am, Miss is awake and looking for you."
"Oh, let her come in." Lin Xiaowei moved her body and looked at the door, so now her identity is Li Qingluo, the mother of Sister Immortal.
"Mother." A little girl sculpted in pink and jade staggered in from the door, and rushed to Lin Xiaowei's legs.
Lin Xiaowei looked down and looked up, staring at her little loli with big eyes without blinking, and felt that she fell in love for a moment.
Living dolls and stuff are so cheating! !How can this little girl look so cute and pleasing! I'll go! !
"Did Yan'er miss your mother?" Lin Xiaowei smiled and raised her hand to hug the little girl on her lap, and kept eating the little girl's tender tofu.
[Host ethics!She is still a child! 】
Uh-huh-huh~ Don't forget that you, the system, let me raise Wang Yuyan!In this case, eating some tofu or something, isn't it a matter of course in the process of growing up? !
"I think about it~ Mother, Yan'er misses my cousin..." The little girl hugged Lin Xiaowei's neck with a soft voice.
"Cousin..." Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but get angry when she saw the little girl's ignorant eyes. Why did Murong Fu not let go of such a young child? !
So Lin Xiaowei patted Wang Yuyan's head earnestly.
"Yan'er... listen to my mother's words."
"Huh?" Wang Yuyan looked up at Lin Xiaowei in confusion, and the shofar braid on her head curled up, and she couldn't be more cute.
"Cousin is not a good thing!"
"However, my cousin is not a thing, but a person." Aunt Liang looked a little distressed.
"That's right! Your cousin is nothing! Stay away from him in the future!"
"But, only my cousin can play with Yan'er..." The little girl curled her lips in frustration.
"Who said that! Mother will abduct you tomorrow... No, please bring some beautiful friends back! A good daughter has her ambitions everywhere. There is no need to find grass at home. Don't worry, Yan'er, mother." I must train you to become a super lady who will automatically send countless beautiful men to your door as soon as you stomp your feet! For the sake of restoring the country, you don’t want to be a scumbag with a cousin! Go away!!”
Wang Yuyan's little bun tilted her head in doubt, looking at her very excited mother.
Although Niangqin was very strange today, and Yan'er couldn't understand a word she said, but she seemed to be very powerful, Niangqin was indeed the most powerful!
The next day, Lin Xiaowei asked some servants to find some beautiful children.
Lin Xiaowei led Wang Yuyan to stand in front of these five beautiful children.
"Yan'er, this is the playmate my mother invited for you, you want to get along well with your brothers and sisters in the future, you know?"
"Yeah! Yan'er got it, thank you mother~" Wang Yuyan, who had never seen so many people of her age, was very happy.
"Let's go play together, don't go to a dangerous place, you know?" Lin Xiaowei said to the five children in front of her again.
"Understood, madam." The five children nodded obediently.
After sending Yan'er and the five children away, Lin Xiaowei leaned on the chair and drank water leisurely from the teapot.
"lady……"
Granny Ma next to her couldn't help but speak.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xiaowei asked lazily.
"Let the lady and the servants hang out together, will you?"
"I don't care, you just need to remind those five children. I plan to let Yan'er grow up freely. It will be bad if you restrain your temper because of various rules~"
"However, if this goes on like this, what if the young lady gets married in the future and offends her husband's family?" Granny Ma was very worried.
"The rules that should be learned must be learned. Only by learning can we destroy them better. As for my daughter... she will definitely recruit women in the future. I don't want my good daughter to participate in those messy things in the backyard." Lin Xiaowei shook the teapot in her hand and handed it to the maid waiting beside her.
"Let my good daughter learn to know people earlier, don't imitate me, and end up in such a pitiful end." Lin Xiaowei looked into the distance with a wry smile.
"Yes, ma'am." Seeing this, Granny Ma thought that her wife was thinking of her irresponsible lover again, and she was filled with contempt but stopped talking.
[The host entered the play so quickly! 】
That is, if you don't look at how many ancient novels of Gongdou Zhaidou I read before I was alive, I can easily imitate the tone and demeanor of a mere backyard lady!
[I think you are enjoying it. 】
So what, I like you so what can I do?
[Yes, yes, as long as the host is happy, Nima is waiting for the host to clear the level quickly~~]
You don't need to remind...
In order to go home, no matter how difficult the difficulties ahead are, let your horse come here! !
During lunch, Wang Yuyan's little bun looked at Lin Xiaowei hesitantly.
"What's the matter, Yan'er? What do you want to ask mother?" Lin Xiaowei wiped her mouth and asked.
"Mom, why doesn't our family have a father?"
"Because your father is a philanderer, and after your mother became pregnant, she went out to fool around with others again." Lin Xiaowei said boldly while picking up the small teapot.
The servants on the side bowed their heads in silence, the corners of their mouths twitching uncontrollably.
Although it is true, but you have revealed Miss's life experience so openly, our Young Master Wang can't rest in peace! !The hat on his head is shiny green, bastard! !
"Huh?" Wang Yuyan, who was too young to fully understand, tilted her head and looked at Lin Xiaowei with a wrinkled face.
"In short, Yan'er only needs to remember that men are animals with lower body thinking, and as soon as they get tired of you, they will pick up on others in a blink of an eye, so women must not rely on men to live in this world. The awareness of living comfortably in the world, understand?"
"Yeah, I get it, men are not good! We have to rely on women!" Wang Yuyan looked at Lin Xiaowei with wide eyes and a begging expression.
"Uh, that's not the case...Ma, forget it, anyway, you will understand in the future." Lin Xiaowei rubbed Wang Yuyan's hair and said with a smile.
"From tomorrow, Yan'er will start practicing martial arts." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile on her face.
"Why? Yan'er doesn't want to learn martial arts." Wang Yuyan said with her little bun pouted.
"Because our Yan'er is going to recruit a husband in the future, if he can't speak martial arts at all, how can he control his future husband~" Lin Xiaowei pinched Wang Yuyan's smiling face and said with a smile.
"Hmm... Is learning martial arts for the future?" Wang Yuyan tilted her head and asked because of her young age and lack of comprehension.
"...I didn't ask you to fight the husband, but to prevent him from being disobedient. With martial arts, you can restrain him if he disobeys." Lin Xiaowei explained in confusion.
"Isn't that still a matchmaker..." the little girl frowned and said in confusion.
"...Ma, forget it, anyway, I won't be the one who will marry in the future." Seeing that she didn't understand, Lin Xiaowei stopped explaining, and waved her hands to let the servants clean up the food.
The servants on the side said that if anyone marries our girl in the future, it will really be a crime.
……
Not long after staying in this Mantuo Villa, Lin Xiaowei got tired of it. Once the excitement of pretending to be Li Qingluo at the beginning passed, Lin Xiaowei became bored.
Squatting in the villa every day, there is nothing but eating and sleeping. It is no different from the life of a pig.
Lin Xiaowei lay on the table and shook her feet.
"Xiao Cui..."
"What's the matter? Ma'am." The new maid, Xiaocui, leaned over with lowered eyebrows.
"What has Miss been doing lately?"
"Returning to Madam, Miss is learning Kung Fu from a martial artist recently."
"How are you doing?" Lin Xiaowei asked lazily, holding up half of her body.
"Responding to people's words, the warrior said that Miss is a rare talent for practicing martial arts, and currently a pair of axes is very good at practicing."
"Ah? Why is this little girl's weapon an axe?! I thought it would be a queen like a whip." Hearing this, Lin Xiaowei sat up straight and thought about it. The scene of the two axes slashing and slashing couldn't help laughing.
Emma, this scene couldn't be more emotional!
"In the story you told Miss before, Ma'am, the ax murderer, Miss has never forgotten about the axe since she heard it." Xiao Cui couldn't help but shudder when she thought of the story that Madam told the lady-like lady with great joy.
Shouldn't it be mother and daughter?Such a horror story is actually heard with relish.
Lin Xiaowei did not expect that the ax killer she changed from the chainsaw killer would have such a great influence on this little girl.
"Grandma Ma." Lin Xiaowei waved and called.
"The servant is here."
"Remove that flower and fertilizer room."
Granny Ma was stunned but agreed.
"Also, find some gardeners to replace those peonies with chrysanthemums."
"Uh, this old slave has the guts to ask, that peony is blooming...why?" Granny Ma was a little confused.
"Why, because chrysanthemums are the gentleman among flowers, and they can be soaked in water to drink when they get angry, um, not bad."
Lin Xiaowei nodded and stood up.
"I went out to play for a few days, and I hope to see the chrysanthemums all over the mountain when I come back..."
"Got it, ma'am."
Hearing the mother-in-law's answer, Lin Xiaowei smiled with satisfaction.
[There are chrysanthemums all over the mountain, the host is really a bad taste. 】
What happened to the bad taste?Besides, I really like chrysanthemums more, especially the cosmos that blooms brightly and has layers of petals.
After packing up some things casually, Lin Xiaowei took the burden and got on the fishing boat leaving Mantuo Villa.
"Jianghu, jianghu, what does the so-called Jianghu look like?"
[Hmm, hum, pretending to be 13 is not good~]
Don't tear down my desk, okay?Lin Xiaowei gave the system a blank look in her heart, but she remained honest.
Leaving the village this time was not just because he was bored, but actually had other things to do.
Lin Xiaowei secretly thought about what to do after going ashore, and when Lin Xiaowei came back to her senses, she had already reached the shore.
Stepping ashore, Lin Xiaowei touched the double knives at her waist, and walked straight to the shop under the name of Mantuo Villa.
It turned out to be a dream...
"I actually cry in my dream, I really..." Lin Xiaowei got up from the bed with a wry smile, and found that she was finally not transformed into any strange things by the system.
[Hmm, hum, is the host satisfied this time~]
"Satisfied!" Lin Xiaowei nodded, then stroked her hair, "I didn't expect that I could feel the feeling of long hair."
[Has the host never had long hair? 】
"I kept it... I just found it too troublesome, so I couldn't keep it up." Lin Xiaowei said to the system with a smile while playing with her hair in her hand.
[It's not good to be impatient~ The host's task this time is to cultivate Wang Yuyan. 】
"Uh, raising Wang Yuyan?!" Lin Xiaowei couldn't help raising her eyebrows, "What's it like to grow up, not to mention I've never raised a child..."
【This, it depends on the host’s thoughts, it’s fine to raise it until the plot starts~~】
"Is it really okay to be so casual?" Lin Xiaowei was confused.
【Anyway, it wasn't born by you, why are you worrying so much...】
"I'm just talking casually." Lin Xiaowei shrugged.
While Lin Xiaowei was thinking, a servant's announcement sounded outside the door.
"Ma'am, Miss is awake and looking for you."
"Oh, let her come in." Lin Xiaowei moved her body and looked at the door, so now her identity is Li Qingluo, the mother of Sister Immortal.
"Mother." A little girl sculpted in pink and jade staggered in from the door, and rushed to Lin Xiaowei's legs.
Lin Xiaowei looked down and looked up, staring at her little loli with big eyes without blinking, and felt that she fell in love for a moment.
Living dolls and stuff are so cheating! !How can this little girl look so cute and pleasing! I'll go! !
"Did Yan'er miss your mother?" Lin Xiaowei smiled and raised her hand to hug the little girl on her lap, and kept eating the little girl's tender tofu.
[Host ethics!She is still a child! 】
Uh-huh-huh~ Don't forget that you, the system, let me raise Wang Yuyan!In this case, eating some tofu or something, isn't it a matter of course in the process of growing up? !
"I think about it~ Mother, Yan'er misses my cousin..." The little girl hugged Lin Xiaowei's neck with a soft voice.
"Cousin..." Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but get angry when she saw the little girl's ignorant eyes. Why did Murong Fu not let go of such a young child? !
So Lin Xiaowei patted Wang Yuyan's head earnestly.
"Yan'er... listen to my mother's words."
"Huh?" Wang Yuyan looked up at Lin Xiaowei in confusion, and the shofar braid on her head curled up, and she couldn't be more cute.
"Cousin is not a good thing!"
"However, my cousin is not a thing, but a person." Aunt Liang looked a little distressed.
"That's right! Your cousin is nothing! Stay away from him in the future!"
"But, only my cousin can play with Yan'er..." The little girl curled her lips in frustration.
"Who said that! Mother will abduct you tomorrow... No, please bring some beautiful friends back! A good daughter has her ambitions everywhere. There is no need to find grass at home. Don't worry, Yan'er, mother." I must train you to become a super lady who will automatically send countless beautiful men to your door as soon as you stomp your feet! For the sake of restoring the country, you don’t want to be a scumbag with a cousin! Go away!!”
Wang Yuyan's little bun tilted her head in doubt, looking at her very excited mother.
Although Niangqin was very strange today, and Yan'er couldn't understand a word she said, but she seemed to be very powerful, Niangqin was indeed the most powerful!
The next day, Lin Xiaowei asked some servants to find some beautiful children.
Lin Xiaowei led Wang Yuyan to stand in front of these five beautiful children.
"Yan'er, this is the playmate my mother invited for you, you want to get along well with your brothers and sisters in the future, you know?"
"Yeah! Yan'er got it, thank you mother~" Wang Yuyan, who had never seen so many people of her age, was very happy.
"Let's go play together, don't go to a dangerous place, you know?" Lin Xiaowei said to the five children in front of her again.
"Understood, madam." The five children nodded obediently.
After sending Yan'er and the five children away, Lin Xiaowei leaned on the chair and drank water leisurely from the teapot.
"lady……"
Granny Ma next to her couldn't help but speak.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xiaowei asked lazily.
"Let the lady and the servants hang out together, will you?"
"I don't care, you just need to remind those five children. I plan to let Yan'er grow up freely. It will be bad if you restrain your temper because of various rules~"
"However, if this goes on like this, what if the young lady gets married in the future and offends her husband's family?" Granny Ma was very worried.
"The rules that should be learned must be learned. Only by learning can we destroy them better. As for my daughter... she will definitely recruit women in the future. I don't want my good daughter to participate in those messy things in the backyard." Lin Xiaowei shook the teapot in her hand and handed it to the maid waiting beside her.
"Let my good daughter learn to know people earlier, don't imitate me, and end up in such a pitiful end." Lin Xiaowei looked into the distance with a wry smile.
"Yes, ma'am." Seeing this, Granny Ma thought that her wife was thinking of her irresponsible lover again, and she was filled with contempt but stopped talking.
[The host entered the play so quickly! 】
That is, if you don't look at how many ancient novels of Gongdou Zhaidou I read before I was alive, I can easily imitate the tone and demeanor of a mere backyard lady!
[I think you are enjoying it. 】
So what, I like you so what can I do?
[Yes, yes, as long as the host is happy, Nima is waiting for the host to clear the level quickly~~]
You don't need to remind...
In order to go home, no matter how difficult the difficulties ahead are, let your horse come here! !
During lunch, Wang Yuyan's little bun looked at Lin Xiaowei hesitantly.
"What's the matter, Yan'er? What do you want to ask mother?" Lin Xiaowei wiped her mouth and asked.
"Mom, why doesn't our family have a father?"
"Because your father is a philanderer, and after your mother became pregnant, she went out to fool around with others again." Lin Xiaowei said boldly while picking up the small teapot.
The servants on the side bowed their heads in silence, the corners of their mouths twitching uncontrollably.
Although it is true, but you have revealed Miss's life experience so openly, our Young Master Wang can't rest in peace! !The hat on his head is shiny green, bastard! !
"Huh?" Wang Yuyan, who was too young to fully understand, tilted her head and looked at Lin Xiaowei with a wrinkled face.
"In short, Yan'er only needs to remember that men are animals with lower body thinking, and as soon as they get tired of you, they will pick up on others in a blink of an eye, so women must not rely on men to live in this world. The awareness of living comfortably in the world, understand?"
"Yeah, I get it, men are not good! We have to rely on women!" Wang Yuyan looked at Lin Xiaowei with wide eyes and a begging expression.
"Uh, that's not the case...Ma, forget it, anyway, you will understand in the future." Lin Xiaowei rubbed Wang Yuyan's hair and said with a smile.
"From tomorrow, Yan'er will start practicing martial arts." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile on her face.
"Why? Yan'er doesn't want to learn martial arts." Wang Yuyan said with her little bun pouted.
"Because our Yan'er is going to recruit a husband in the future, if he can't speak martial arts at all, how can he control his future husband~" Lin Xiaowei pinched Wang Yuyan's smiling face and said with a smile.
"Hmm... Is learning martial arts for the future?" Wang Yuyan tilted her head and asked because of her young age and lack of comprehension.
"...I didn't ask you to fight the husband, but to prevent him from being disobedient. With martial arts, you can restrain him if he disobeys." Lin Xiaowei explained in confusion.
"Isn't that still a matchmaker..." the little girl frowned and said in confusion.
"...Ma, forget it, anyway, I won't be the one who will marry in the future." Seeing that she didn't understand, Lin Xiaowei stopped explaining, and waved her hands to let the servants clean up the food.
The servants on the side said that if anyone marries our girl in the future, it will really be a crime.
……
Not long after staying in this Mantuo Villa, Lin Xiaowei got tired of it. Once the excitement of pretending to be Li Qingluo at the beginning passed, Lin Xiaowei became bored.
Squatting in the villa every day, there is nothing but eating and sleeping. It is no different from the life of a pig.
Lin Xiaowei lay on the table and shook her feet.
"Xiao Cui..."
"What's the matter? Ma'am." The new maid, Xiaocui, leaned over with lowered eyebrows.
"What has Miss been doing lately?"
"Returning to Madam, Miss is learning Kung Fu from a martial artist recently."
"How are you doing?" Lin Xiaowei asked lazily, holding up half of her body.
"Responding to people's words, the warrior said that Miss is a rare talent for practicing martial arts, and currently a pair of axes is very good at practicing."
"Ah? Why is this little girl's weapon an axe?! I thought it would be a queen like a whip." Hearing this, Lin Xiaowei sat up straight and thought about it. The scene of the two axes slashing and slashing couldn't help laughing.
Emma, this scene couldn't be more emotional!
"In the story you told Miss before, Ma'am, the ax murderer, Miss has never forgotten about the axe since she heard it." Xiao Cui couldn't help but shudder when she thought of the story that Madam told the lady-like lady with great joy.
Shouldn't it be mother and daughter?Such a horror story is actually heard with relish.
Lin Xiaowei did not expect that the ax killer she changed from the chainsaw killer would have such a great influence on this little girl.
"Grandma Ma." Lin Xiaowei waved and called.
"The servant is here."
"Remove that flower and fertilizer room."
Granny Ma was stunned but agreed.
"Also, find some gardeners to replace those peonies with chrysanthemums."
"Uh, this old slave has the guts to ask, that peony is blooming...why?" Granny Ma was a little confused.
"Why, because chrysanthemums are the gentleman among flowers, and they can be soaked in water to drink when they get angry, um, not bad."
Lin Xiaowei nodded and stood up.
"I went out to play for a few days, and I hope to see the chrysanthemums all over the mountain when I come back..."
"Got it, ma'am."
Hearing the mother-in-law's answer, Lin Xiaowei smiled with satisfaction.
[There are chrysanthemums all over the mountain, the host is really a bad taste. 】
What happened to the bad taste?Besides, I really like chrysanthemums more, especially the cosmos that blooms brightly and has layers of petals.
After packing up some things casually, Lin Xiaowei took the burden and got on the fishing boat leaving Mantuo Villa.
"Jianghu, jianghu, what does the so-called Jianghu look like?"
[Hmm, hum, pretending to be 13 is not good~]
Don't tear down my desk, okay?Lin Xiaowei gave the system a blank look in her heart, but she remained honest.
Leaving the village this time was not just because he was bored, but actually had other things to do.
Lin Xiaowei secretly thought about what to do after going ashore, and when Lin Xiaowei came back to her senses, she had already reached the shore.
Stepping ashore, Lin Xiaowei touched the double knives at her waist, and walked straight to the shop under the name of Mantuo Villa.
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