[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 135 [135]
Chapter 130 The Legendary Traveling Management Office
"Hey, it's fun playing with me, isn't it!" Lin Xiaowei looked at the person lying on the ground pretending to be dead with a dark face.
"Huh?" Dongfang Bubai looked at Lin Xiaowei suspiciously.
The people on the ground still pretended to be dead.
"Tsk." Lin Xiaowei smiled ghostly, it seems that she didn't cry when she saw the coffin.So Lin Xiaowei raised her hand and punched Yang Lianting in the face.
"I let you pretend! Let you play with me!"
"What are you doing?!" Seeing Yang Lianting being beaten, Dongfang Bubai swung his sleeves and Lin Xiaowei was sent flying.
"Wait! Xiaowei!" At this time, Yang Lianting, who was pretending to be dead, also got up, raised her hand and pushed away Dongfang Bubai who was watching him nervously, and quickly ran to the bushes that Lin Xiaowei knocked over.
"Go to hell!!" Lin Xiaowei got up from the haystack like a carp, raised her hand and hit the nun in Yang Lianting's leather on the face.
"I'm sorry I was wrong! Don't slap me in the face!!" Ni Gong knelt down decisively and begged for mercy.
"Are you happy to see me anxious to die?" Lin Xiaowei grabbed the nun by his collar and looked at him ferociously.
"Do you want to explain to me first?" Dongfang Bubai frowned and looked at Lin Xiaowei and Yang Lianting. '
"..." Lin Xiaowei.
"..." Ni Gong.
……
"So, isn't Brother Lian in his body now?" Dongfang Bubai asked with an ugly expression as he looked at 'Yang Lianting' who was sitting upright.
"Yes, this is my partner, Nima." Lin Xiaowei pointed to the fake Yang Lianting and said.
"Where did you come from, a monster?" Dongfang Bubai asked with a complicated expression.
"Well, who knows." Lin Xiaowei stretched lazily. "Don't worry, when the person I'm waiting for arrives, your Brother Lian will return to normal, and you will also return to normal, although I still prefer your current situation."
"Me?" Dongfang Bubai frowned.
"Yes." Lin Xiaowei sighed, and said, slapping the fake Yang Lianting on the head. "This bastard gave you a psychological hint, so you will not be defensive against me. It is a pity that no matter which Dongfang is a stubborn person, this psychological hint will not work."
"It's like you didn't hesitate to attack me today for your Brother Lian." Lin Xiaowei smiled relieved after speaking. "Forget it, the most important thing is what you think."
"..."
"I'll lead this bastard away first, see you tomorrow." Lin Xiaowei stood up and grabbed the fake Yang Lianting's collar, and dragged him out expressionlessly.
"..."
……
"Well, Xiaowei... are you angry?" the man being dragged asked cautiously.
"I said I'm angry, what are you going to do?" Lin Xiaowei let go of the man, pushed open the door of the room and walked in.
"...How did you find out?" The man walked into the room and asked cautiously.
"Which one are you talking about?" Lin Xiaowei poured a cup of tea and asked back.
"All."
"Ha..." Lin Xiaowei sighed. "Nimma, how long have we been partners since the beginning?"
"There are too many to count." Nima said seriously as she sat down on the chair.
"So from the moment you came out in that white dress, I knew that you are still you. Although you have changed, you are still the same as Nima." Lin Xiaowei said calmly with her face propped up.
"Maybe you want to play something, maybe you want to see if I will regret it, if I will be sad, so you said that you disappeared and merged with the Eastern system to become a new system."
Nima nodded.
"But my performance disappointed you and even made you feel a little heartless. Are you sad?" Lin Xiaowei asked again.
"..." Nima nodded again.
"Of course, because I know you and Ben haven't disappeared, but since you want to play, then play with you." Lin Xiaowei said calmly. "You have always been like this. Even now that you have become highly intelligent, you are almost the same as human beings, and you are still the same as before. You are like a child who thinks that you can succeed in whatever you want, and then the result?"
"Everything is different from what I thought." Nima said disappointedly. "I like that you want to be with you, but you never care. I made a deal with the boss and put Dongfang Bubai into a deep sleep. I even want to keep you in this mission forever, but I'm still afraid..."
"Of course, how could I fall in love with a kid." Lin Xiaowei gave Nima a disdainful look. "In a sense, you are just a newborn baby. Do you normally think it is possible to like a baby?"
"Because Xiaowei, you have never belonged to the category of normal people!" Nima frowned and retorted.
"Stop being wordy!" Lin Xiaowei slapped the table and pointed at Nima's nose. "Where is the East?!"
"At headquarters..."
"Okay, you're awesome! Are you used to cheating on your mother?! Dongfang isn't here, I'm going to attack someone! Do you want me to annoy you so much that you don't even want to see each other!" Lin Xiaowei He grabbed Nima's collar and gritted his teeth bitterly. "That's why I want self-righteous guys the most. You have no idea how important the goal I've been working for is to me!"
"but I……"
"I don't care who you like! I just don't like you!!" Lin Xiaowei raised Nima up with both hands. "Why do you think you like me and I have to reply to you? The old lady in the pit can't go home and suffer so much. Do you think this is a bloody article? Why should I like a person who has cheated me for so long!"
"Yes, you feel that you are wronged. After all, the tasks are sent to you by the superiors. You are just an executor. But I am sorry that I am such a selfish person. I can't see them so I blame you. How about it? The old lady is so self-willed!"
"...I'm sorry." Nima lowered her head and said in a low voice.
"Now, take me to see Dongfang."
"..." Nima looked up at Lin Xiaowei and smiled wryly.
In an instant, the world she was in fell apart, and it became fragments and disappeared before her eyes.
And Nima, who was wearing the shell of Yang Lianting, also changed back to her own appearance.
They are now in a room surrounded by white.
"Come with me." After Nima finished speaking, she turned and left, and Lin Xiaowei followed behind him with a sullen expression.
Along the way, I met many people in different clothes, perhaps this is the headquarters of the system.
After walking for a long time, Nima stopped in a room, took out a card and swiped at the identification area of the door, and the door opened.
Lin Xiaowei looked at Dongfang who was lying on the bed with her eyes closed, breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over quickly.
"Get up, Dongfang." Lin Xiaowei pushed the person on the bed. "If we don't wake up, let's get a divorce. I think a husband who cheated on me is enough reason to break up."
After Lin Xiaowei finished speaking, she stood by the bed with her arms folded.
After a long time, Dongfang opened his eyes with difficulty.
"Xiaowei...will never agree to a breakup."
"You idiot!" Lin Xiaowei shouted angrily. "I was waiting for you to step on colorful auspicious clouds to pick me up, but in the end I was severely beaten in the face by myself, and you actually slept here for me!"
"I'm sorry." Dongfang's voice may be a little soft because he has been asleep for a long time.
"It's shameful to be cute, bastard!" Lin Xiaowei said unhappily, and then looked back at Nima. "The task is now complete."
"Yeah." Nima nodded and said with a weak smile. "Congratulations to the host for completing the task."
"...Hello, that's it?" Lin Xiaowei looked at Nima with dead eyes.
"Well, what else?"
"Shouldn't you send me and Dongfang home?!" Lin Xiaowei was angry.
"Well, I can't do this, the final decision is our boss." Nima said cautiously. "Boss also said, go find him when you're done."
"Then let's go." Dongfang sat up from the bed and moved his limp body.
"Are you okay?" Lin Xiaowei asked worriedly.
"No problem, but the rest time is too long and the limbs are sore." Dongfang smiled and took Lin Xiaowei's hand. "If you don't worry, just pull me."
"...Although it's a bit nasty, forget it." Lin Xiaowei smiled and took Dongfang's hand and looked at Nima expressionlessly. "lead the way."
"...Mmm." Nima nodded even more sadly.
……
Nima's boss is a very special person.
At least that's what Lin Xiaowei thought when she saw a man wearing a suit and flip-flops underneath.
This guy is not easy to mess with.
Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at the other party defensively.
"Yeah, as expected of the child I chose, it's just so different!" The man looked at Lin Xiaowei and said with satisfaction. "Do you have an idea to be the deputy director of our time travel management office?"
"What conspiracy do you have?" Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows and said.
"Isn't it almost the age of retirement? The members of the crossing office are too cunning, so I chose such a group of people to cross. In the end, I got tired of picking and choosing, so it's you! Of course you like it The man is the best! When this guy died, he was directly valued by the director of the death management department, but in the end he jumped to our crossing department because of you, and now he is a department manager. He graduated earlier than you haha!" The man laughed He patted Lin Xiaowei on the shoulder.
"...I knew it." Lin Xiaowei sighed and looked towards the east. "Your situation is almost the same as I guessed."
"Haha..." Dongfang looked at Lin Xiaowei begging for mercy.
"He worked very hard for you, because there is a clear rule in the crossing place that you are not allowed to open the back door, so he traveled to find you in person, and after meeting you, he went to other worlds to do tasks to help you earn points whenever he had free time. It's really enviable." The man walked back to his sofa and sat down with a look of nostalgia. "It's nice to be young."
"I know." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile. "Because of this, I won't let go."
"Well, that's the deal, then Deputy Director Lin will do a good job and try to push me down as soon as possible! If you don't do it, you won't be allowed to leave~" the man said with a smile.
"You are a naked threat!" Lin Xiaowei was angry.
Then he glanced at the man with a hippie smile and sighed, she couldn't beat him so...
Forget it.
"In this case, we should have a good chat about life." Lin Xiaowei smiled softly. "Those cheating missions, including you cheating me with this damn immature system!!"
"Ah! You kid actually gave me a confession! I don't even think about whose clothes it turned into a real body!!" The man pointed angrily at Nima.
"Even without you, I can evolve successfully!" Nima said with a dark face.
"You still have the face to say you're worthless! You recruited all of that female Vajra before she got angry, and you deserve to be unable to catch up with her!"
"What the hell are you talking about as a female King Kong! Don't think that you are afraid of you just because you are the boss! Give me Xi Nei!!"
"Hey, it's fun playing with me, isn't it!" Lin Xiaowei looked at the person lying on the ground pretending to be dead with a dark face.
"Huh?" Dongfang Bubai looked at Lin Xiaowei suspiciously.
The people on the ground still pretended to be dead.
"Tsk." Lin Xiaowei smiled ghostly, it seems that she didn't cry when she saw the coffin.So Lin Xiaowei raised her hand and punched Yang Lianting in the face.
"I let you pretend! Let you play with me!"
"What are you doing?!" Seeing Yang Lianting being beaten, Dongfang Bubai swung his sleeves and Lin Xiaowei was sent flying.
"Wait! Xiaowei!" At this time, Yang Lianting, who was pretending to be dead, also got up, raised her hand and pushed away Dongfang Bubai who was watching him nervously, and quickly ran to the bushes that Lin Xiaowei knocked over.
"Go to hell!!" Lin Xiaowei got up from the haystack like a carp, raised her hand and hit the nun in Yang Lianting's leather on the face.
"I'm sorry I was wrong! Don't slap me in the face!!" Ni Gong knelt down decisively and begged for mercy.
"Are you happy to see me anxious to die?" Lin Xiaowei grabbed the nun by his collar and looked at him ferociously.
"Do you want to explain to me first?" Dongfang Bubai frowned and looked at Lin Xiaowei and Yang Lianting. '
"..." Lin Xiaowei.
"..." Ni Gong.
……
"So, isn't Brother Lian in his body now?" Dongfang Bubai asked with an ugly expression as he looked at 'Yang Lianting' who was sitting upright.
"Yes, this is my partner, Nima." Lin Xiaowei pointed to the fake Yang Lianting and said.
"Where did you come from, a monster?" Dongfang Bubai asked with a complicated expression.
"Well, who knows." Lin Xiaowei stretched lazily. "Don't worry, when the person I'm waiting for arrives, your Brother Lian will return to normal, and you will also return to normal, although I still prefer your current situation."
"Me?" Dongfang Bubai frowned.
"Yes." Lin Xiaowei sighed, and said, slapping the fake Yang Lianting on the head. "This bastard gave you a psychological hint, so you will not be defensive against me. It is a pity that no matter which Dongfang is a stubborn person, this psychological hint will not work."
"It's like you didn't hesitate to attack me today for your Brother Lian." Lin Xiaowei smiled relieved after speaking. "Forget it, the most important thing is what you think."
"..."
"I'll lead this bastard away first, see you tomorrow." Lin Xiaowei stood up and grabbed the fake Yang Lianting's collar, and dragged him out expressionlessly.
"..."
……
"Well, Xiaowei... are you angry?" the man being dragged asked cautiously.
"I said I'm angry, what are you going to do?" Lin Xiaowei let go of the man, pushed open the door of the room and walked in.
"...How did you find out?" The man walked into the room and asked cautiously.
"Which one are you talking about?" Lin Xiaowei poured a cup of tea and asked back.
"All."
"Ha..." Lin Xiaowei sighed. "Nimma, how long have we been partners since the beginning?"
"There are too many to count." Nima said seriously as she sat down on the chair.
"So from the moment you came out in that white dress, I knew that you are still you. Although you have changed, you are still the same as Nima." Lin Xiaowei said calmly with her face propped up.
"Maybe you want to play something, maybe you want to see if I will regret it, if I will be sad, so you said that you disappeared and merged with the Eastern system to become a new system."
Nima nodded.
"But my performance disappointed you and even made you feel a little heartless. Are you sad?" Lin Xiaowei asked again.
"..." Nima nodded again.
"Of course, because I know you and Ben haven't disappeared, but since you want to play, then play with you." Lin Xiaowei said calmly. "You have always been like this. Even now that you have become highly intelligent, you are almost the same as human beings, and you are still the same as before. You are like a child who thinks that you can succeed in whatever you want, and then the result?"
"Everything is different from what I thought." Nima said disappointedly. "I like that you want to be with you, but you never care. I made a deal with the boss and put Dongfang Bubai into a deep sleep. I even want to keep you in this mission forever, but I'm still afraid..."
"Of course, how could I fall in love with a kid." Lin Xiaowei gave Nima a disdainful look. "In a sense, you are just a newborn baby. Do you normally think it is possible to like a baby?"
"Because Xiaowei, you have never belonged to the category of normal people!" Nima frowned and retorted.
"Stop being wordy!" Lin Xiaowei slapped the table and pointed at Nima's nose. "Where is the East?!"
"At headquarters..."
"Okay, you're awesome! Are you used to cheating on your mother?! Dongfang isn't here, I'm going to attack someone! Do you want me to annoy you so much that you don't even want to see each other!" Lin Xiaowei He grabbed Nima's collar and gritted his teeth bitterly. "That's why I want self-righteous guys the most. You have no idea how important the goal I've been working for is to me!"
"but I……"
"I don't care who you like! I just don't like you!!" Lin Xiaowei raised Nima up with both hands. "Why do you think you like me and I have to reply to you? The old lady in the pit can't go home and suffer so much. Do you think this is a bloody article? Why should I like a person who has cheated me for so long!"
"Yes, you feel that you are wronged. After all, the tasks are sent to you by the superiors. You are just an executor. But I am sorry that I am such a selfish person. I can't see them so I blame you. How about it? The old lady is so self-willed!"
"...I'm sorry." Nima lowered her head and said in a low voice.
"Now, take me to see Dongfang."
"..." Nima looked up at Lin Xiaowei and smiled wryly.
In an instant, the world she was in fell apart, and it became fragments and disappeared before her eyes.
And Nima, who was wearing the shell of Yang Lianting, also changed back to her own appearance.
They are now in a room surrounded by white.
"Come with me." After Nima finished speaking, she turned and left, and Lin Xiaowei followed behind him with a sullen expression.
Along the way, I met many people in different clothes, perhaps this is the headquarters of the system.
After walking for a long time, Nima stopped in a room, took out a card and swiped at the identification area of the door, and the door opened.
Lin Xiaowei looked at Dongfang who was lying on the bed with her eyes closed, breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over quickly.
"Get up, Dongfang." Lin Xiaowei pushed the person on the bed. "If we don't wake up, let's get a divorce. I think a husband who cheated on me is enough reason to break up."
After Lin Xiaowei finished speaking, she stood by the bed with her arms folded.
After a long time, Dongfang opened his eyes with difficulty.
"Xiaowei...will never agree to a breakup."
"You idiot!" Lin Xiaowei shouted angrily. "I was waiting for you to step on colorful auspicious clouds to pick me up, but in the end I was severely beaten in the face by myself, and you actually slept here for me!"
"I'm sorry." Dongfang's voice may be a little soft because he has been asleep for a long time.
"It's shameful to be cute, bastard!" Lin Xiaowei said unhappily, and then looked back at Nima. "The task is now complete."
"Yeah." Nima nodded and said with a weak smile. "Congratulations to the host for completing the task."
"...Hello, that's it?" Lin Xiaowei looked at Nima with dead eyes.
"Well, what else?"
"Shouldn't you send me and Dongfang home?!" Lin Xiaowei was angry.
"Well, I can't do this, the final decision is our boss." Nima said cautiously. "Boss also said, go find him when you're done."
"Then let's go." Dongfang sat up from the bed and moved his limp body.
"Are you okay?" Lin Xiaowei asked worriedly.
"No problem, but the rest time is too long and the limbs are sore." Dongfang smiled and took Lin Xiaowei's hand. "If you don't worry, just pull me."
"...Although it's a bit nasty, forget it." Lin Xiaowei smiled and took Dongfang's hand and looked at Nima expressionlessly. "lead the way."
"...Mmm." Nima nodded even more sadly.
……
Nima's boss is a very special person.
At least that's what Lin Xiaowei thought when she saw a man wearing a suit and flip-flops underneath.
This guy is not easy to mess with.
Lin Xiaowei twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at the other party defensively.
"Yeah, as expected of the child I chose, it's just so different!" The man looked at Lin Xiaowei and said with satisfaction. "Do you have an idea to be the deputy director of our time travel management office?"
"What conspiracy do you have?" Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows and said.
"Isn't it almost the age of retirement? The members of the crossing office are too cunning, so I chose such a group of people to cross. In the end, I got tired of picking and choosing, so it's you! Of course you like it The man is the best! When this guy died, he was directly valued by the director of the death management department, but in the end he jumped to our crossing department because of you, and now he is a department manager. He graduated earlier than you haha!" The man laughed He patted Lin Xiaowei on the shoulder.
"...I knew it." Lin Xiaowei sighed and looked towards the east. "Your situation is almost the same as I guessed."
"Haha..." Dongfang looked at Lin Xiaowei begging for mercy.
"He worked very hard for you, because there is a clear rule in the crossing place that you are not allowed to open the back door, so he traveled to find you in person, and after meeting you, he went to other worlds to do tasks to help you earn points whenever he had free time. It's really enviable." The man walked back to his sofa and sat down with a look of nostalgia. "It's nice to be young."
"I know." Lin Xiaowei said with a smile. "Because of this, I won't let go."
"Well, that's the deal, then Deputy Director Lin will do a good job and try to push me down as soon as possible! If you don't do it, you won't be allowed to leave~" the man said with a smile.
"You are a naked threat!" Lin Xiaowei was angry.
Then he glanced at the man with a hippie smile and sighed, she couldn't beat him so...
Forget it.
"In this case, we should have a good chat about life." Lin Xiaowei smiled softly. "Those cheating missions, including you cheating me with this damn immature system!!"
"Ah! You kid actually gave me a confession! I don't even think about whose clothes it turned into a real body!!" The man pointed angrily at Nima.
"Even without you, I can evolve successfully!" Nima said with a dark face.
"You still have the face to say you're worthless! You recruited all of that female Vajra before she got angry, and you deserve to be unable to catch up with her!"
"What the hell are you talking about as a female King Kong! Don't think that you are afraid of you just because you are the boss! Give me Xi Nei!!"
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