[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Chapter 100 Quicken the tempo

I gave him some stuff to coax him to eat happily.

At night, pumping dragons naturally rests in Kunning Palace.

"Miss? Are you okay?" Jin Suo asked worriedly.

"It's okay, your young lady is doing well..." Lin Xiaowei said without raising her head while lying on the big bed. "It's almost fine hee hee~"

"Miss! Hold on! I'll find someone to hire a doctor!" Jin Suo shouted in horror when he saw this.

"Okay, just to tease you..." Lin Xiaowei sat up and rubbed her shoulders. "Pretending to be stupid for a day is exhausting me."

"..." Jin Suo.

"Ah, I'm so annoying, it's only the first day!" Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth. "How can I live with so many days in the future?!"

"Miss, please keep your voice down." Jin Suo said nervously.

"Don't worry, there's no one around." Lin Xiaowei waved her hands and said indifferently. "Okay, you go to rest too."

"Then I'm leaving, miss."

"Yes." Lin Xiaowei nodded.

There are two more years, two more years before she can get out of this bearded world! !

Lin Xiaowei scratched her head with a look of irritability.

Anyway, I'll have to stay for two years anyway, so I might as well settle it early and live a clean life.

Although the system stipulates that these people cannot die, it is uncontrollable to be disabled or stupid.

So in the dead of night, Lin Xiaowei put on a scarf, escaped the hidden guards in the Forbidden City, and came to Lingfei.

Lin Xiaowei

Put a trick powder into Lingfei's cosmetics.

This was obtained in a temporary mission I did before. Thanks to this punishment mission, her backpack was almost full, and it was full of these messy things, which happened to come in handy.

This tricky medicine powder can make people look extremely beautiful within a month, but after a month passes, they will rapidly age.

This medicine powder is a momentary overdraft of life. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Naturally, there is a price to be paid for this kind of thing.

It just so happened that this month was enough for Concubine Ling to be a target, and it was enough for her to transform the queen, Nanny Rong, and even the queen's children and servants.

Then, Lin Xiaowei ran to the dragon and put the title of cheating master on the head of the dragon.

In this way, no matter how much Fang Hualong likes Concubine Ling, when she blows the pillow wind, he can't help but feel suspicious, and then set his face on the surface and hide his back.

After doing all this, Lin Xiaowei returned to her bedroom.

The next day, Lin Xiaowei began to implement her plan.

After the concubines had greeted them in the morning, it was Lin Xiaowei's class time.

Teacher Lin Xiaowei, student queen, mother Rong, Jin Suo.

Lesson plans are divided into four categories.

Women are those who please themselves.

The first is makeup skills and dressing for various occasions.

If you want to grab a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach.

Teach some simple but delicious snacks.

Know yourself and know your enemy.

Analyze the psychology of various men.

Others

Some mess that needs attention.

In the afternoon, after Yongzheng finished class, Lin Xiaowei would use the name of deepening her sister-brother relationship with Yongzheng.

Tell them some stories, roughly in terms of thick black science and psychology.

Then he took Yong Xing and Yong Xing to practice the whip to increase his force.

Lin Xiaowei's life is very busy.

Concubine Ling and Hua Hualong are also very busy.

Concubine Ling found that she had become more and more beautiful recently, and was busy hooking up with the dragon.

Fang Hualong found that Ling Fei was getting more and more beautiful, and was busy making love with the beauty.

Concubine Ling kept blowing the pillow wind to Hua Long, thinking that the queen and Lin Xiaowei would be reprimanded and disgusted by Hua Long.

Twitch Long responded with his mouth, but he always thought too much in his heart, and then shelved it.

Hua Hualong expressed that it was very strange. He knew that he liked Ling Fei, but he always suspected Ling Fei had ulterior motives in his heart.

Then, it was time to go hunting.

Originally, Fang Chaolong planned to let Lin Xiaowei go, but Lin Xiaowei decisively pretended to be sick and died in the palace.

Nonsense, if she goes out with Fang Hualong, she will really get a smart score.

Lin Xiaowei was carrying out the transformation plan in the palace at ease, and then she got a message.

A female assassin appeared in the hunting ground, she seemed to be the emperor's legacy.

Lin Xiaowei was stunned, this should be Little Swallow.

So Lin Xiaowei asked the system what was going on?

[In the world of returning the pearl, if there is no little swallow, the degree of abuse will drop by 50.00%, so this little swallow is reborn. 】

"Should I say shameless or thick-skinned." Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows. "Empress, have the people sent to Shandong come back?"

"Hasn't come back yet, what's the matter with this new girl?" The queen asked with a frown.

"Empress, do you remember what I said earlier about catching a girl making trouble in the vegetable market and losing a fan?" Lin Xiaowei said with a smile.

"remember."

"If I'm right, it's that girl."

"This can't let the emperor be deceived by the villains!" The queen said and got up.

"Don't worry, the emperor is not so easy to be deceived." Lin Xiaowei raised her hand and pressed the queen's shoulder.

"But..." the queen frowned uneasy.

"It'll be fine." Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows, because with this wild bird, some things are easier to do.

……

Two days later, the pumping dragon came back.

His first stop was the Queen's Kunning Palace. He angrily opened the curtain, and when he came in, he saw Lin Xiaowei talking to the Queen with a shy smile.

"Huang Ama, you're here." Lin Xiaowei walked over with a smile. "I just learned a trick with Queen Mother, and I embroidered a purse for you."

Looking at Lin Xiaowei's appearance, the gasping dragon's anger disappeared for some reason.

"Ziwei..." The emperor sat on the table and didn't know how to speak. "Do you know that there was a girl who climbed the cliff and entered the paddock, holding my fan and saying..."

Lin Xiaowei lowered her hand and said with a lonely expression.

"Is Huang Ama suspecting that her daughter lied to you?"

"No, I'm just...that girl risked her life to climb up the cliff and was seriously injured. I really..." I was shocked!

"Huang Ama, the clearer will be clearer by himself. I am Xia Yuhe's daughter. This is a true fact." Lin Xiaowei pursed her lips and said. "Can I let my daughter go and see that girl?"

Thinking of Lin Xiaowei's well-being, Hua Hualong nodded with complicated emotions.

If Ziwei is fake...

That doesn't matter, doesn't it just show Ziwei's admiration for me? !This shows that I am a good father! !

Following the emperor to Concubine Ling, he saw Concubine Ling wiping the sweat of the unconscious little swallow lovingly.

Seeing her coming, Concubine Ling looked surprised, and then looked at Lin Xiaowei with a complicated expression.

Lin Xiaowei knows what Ling Fei thinks.

so……

Before Ling Fei could speak, Lin Xiaowei pointed at Little Swallow and shouted in surprise.

"I know her! At the vegetable market in the capital, this girl caused trouble and knocked over a lot of things. I caught her and sent her to the police."

Hua Hualong also said with a look of sudden realization.

"That's right! I just remembered that you lost your fan when you said you were catching female gangsters!"

Chuanlong looked at Ziwei with a look of suspicion on you, I'm sorry for you!I have hurt the regretful expression of your innocent heart.

Lin Xiaowei lowered her head and twitched the corners of her mouth. She felt a little acid in her stomach.

【Temporary task 64, please run away crying and shouting 'Huang Ama, I am very disappointed'. If you fail, you will deduct 100 tragedy points. If you succeed, you will be rewarded with a bottle of brain fragments. 】

The corner of Lin Xiaowei's mouth twitched fiercely.

Lu Ba, you are ruthless.

So Lin Xiaowei shook her head in the posture of a milk swallow throwing herself into the forest, tears followed her hair in a graceful arc, and covered her face with her hands and shouted.

"Huang Ama, I am so disappointed~~~"

Then run away.

"Ziwei!!!!" Tsang Hualong screamed heart-piercingly, and then he said in a heartbroken voice. "I haven't been a good father... Yuhe, what should I do with Ziwei!"

The concubine Ling twitched the corners of her mouth in the audience.

What is this unfolding?Does this Ziwei girl smoke like this?

Or, as expected of father and daughter, even the frequency of smoking is the same...

Tiao Hualong stared fiercely at the little swallow on the bed with a pair of small eyes, and all kinds of conspiracy theories and treason theories were staged in his mind one after another.

"Doesn't this troublemaker want to be Gege? I'll let her be!"

"..." Concubine Ling.

Your majesty, it's time for you to take your medicine.

……

After Lin Xiaowei ran out of Concubine Ling's bedroom, she couldn't help covering her face with her hands.

My image... damn it!

[Mission 64 is completed, the brain fragments are put in the backpack, a friendly reminder to eat a brain fragment for a lifetime, if you eat too much, you will be so stupid that the king and I can't rule by law, please use it with caution. 】

"Lu Ba, can you stop torturing me like this?" Lin Xiaowei said with the corners of her mouth twitching.

【This is my job. 】

"Mud!!"

"Sister Ziwei! Are you okay?!" Yong Xing trotted over and looked up at Lin Xiaowei and asked nervously.

"Do you think something will happen to my sister?" Lin Xiaowei pinched Yongzhen's face and asked.

"No, I'm asking Huang Ama if she's okay." Yong Xing lowered his head and rubbed the ground with his feet.

"..." Lin Xiaowei touched Yongxin's bald forehead in relief. "Your Huang Ama smoked again."

"Oh, I'm relieved." Yong Xin smiled sweetly and looked at Lin Xiaowei.

"..." This child has also become a sesame bun, not bad.

……

In the evening, draw the dragon to reward the next batch of things to Kunning Palace.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows why.

Lin Xiaowei unceremoniously put these things in her backpack, they are all her property.

Then came the pumping dragon, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Lin Xiaowei pretended to be an angry petite little girl, ignoring Tong Hualong, and after coaxing Hua Chaolong for a long time, she made a gesture that I will forgive you for being so sincere.

"Huang Ama, what should that girl do?" Lin Xiaowei asked.

"Hmph! Since she wants to be Gege so much, let her be!" Tiao Shuilong patted the table and said angrily. "Just right, one more friendly Gege!"

Lin Xiaowei raised her eyebrows, she had nothing to say.

At night, Fang Hualong stayed in Kunning Palace again, and Lin Xiaowei made some puppets to protect the people in the courtyard.

These are all witnesses in the future, not afraid of ten thousand but just in case.

In order to prevent the concubine from committing suicide, it is better to be cautious.

……

The next day, after breakfast, Lin Xiaowei looked at the girls and greeted them.

Looking at the delicate and weak Concubine Ling, counting the days, it will be almost a month.

The task of Yongzheng has been completed, and the queen has become more or less the same.

Anyway, it is not official history, and it is not uncommon to seek to usurp the throne...

Just let Yongxi ascend the throne.