[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

Lin Xiaowei didn't know what the situation was now, why she came to an unknown place just after waking up.

Lin Xiaowei frowned and looked at the surrounding environment, all she could see was lush forests, a very original ecological environment.

[Beep beep, welcome to the Crossing service center, this is system [-], very happy to serve you. 】

Lin Xiaowei couldn't help being startled when she heard the voice coming from her ear.

"Who? System?"

【Yes, I am a member of the Time Traveling Service Center. From today onwards, I will be your companion. Let us work together to defeat the Roshan Devil and embark on the road to happiness! 】

"What is this and what is it..." Lin Xiaowei blacked out, and then asked angrily, "I don't know what is going through the service center, send me back quickly, I haven't written my thesis yet!"

[No way~ Did the host forget?A pack of instant noodles that the host ate yesterday won a prize. 】

Hearing what the system said, Lin Xiaowei vaguely remembered such a thing.

Back in time to yesterday——

It was a sunny afternoon. After exercising as usual, Lin Xiaowei walked home happily.

Post-exercise people always feel hungry, and so does Lin Xiaowei. When she was seriously thinking about whether to eat rice noodles or vermicelli tonight, a bag of instant noodles fell from the sky and hit Lin Xiaowei on the head.

Lin Xiaowei rubbed her head, picked up the instant noodles on the ground, and shouted at the male dormitory next to her in a very bad mood.

"Damn it! Which blind bastard threw down the instant noodles!! Did you burn too much money?!"

However, after Lin Xiaowei finished shouting, it was strange that no one in the whole building answered.

So Lin Xiaowei stood there for a while, then decisively stuffed the instant noodles into her arms and left.

The right is to be compensated for being smashed.

For the past two days, Lin Xiaowei was the only one in the dormitory, and all her roommates went to accompany her boyfriend.

Lin Xiaowei tore open the bag of instant noodles and saw a small piece of paper floating down from the bag.

"Congratulations on winning the prize?" Lin Xiaowei picked up the small piece of paper and frowned at the words on it.

Now that you have won the lottery, what kind of prize did you win?There is nothing on this paper except the four words Congratulations on winning the prize...

It's probably a lie... Lin Xiaowei thought so and threw the paper aside to concentrate on soaking the noodles.

The memory ends.

[Look, this is it!congratulations! !You were able to pick up the instant noodles that our boss threw away and you even won a prize. For this reason, our boss specially rewards you for traveling through another world!be happy!be happy! ! 】

Lin Xiaowei's head twitched.

"Happy, happy your sister!! Send me back quickly, I don't want to go at all!!"

[No, no, no return or exchange will be accepted once the goods are sold! 】

"You are clearly buying and selling by force, bastard!!"

【Hey, host, just accept your fate, you will be free after the task is completed~】

"Mission?" Lin Xiaowei asked in confusion.

[Yes, time travel is always accompanied by missions. The boss said that time travel with missions is the real time travel. 】

"Then what if I don't finish it?"

【Boss said, if you refuse to do the mission, you won’t be allowed to go home~】

Hearing the system's obviously gloating ending, Lin Xiaowei suddenly had an impulse. At this moment, she really wanted to find out that bastard system and the boss behind the system and beat him up.

"Okay, I'll do the task." Lin Xiaowei agreed with a dark face.

She said she was really aggrieved! !

【Ah, this is really great, dear host, this is the system number [-], code-named Nima, please take good care of the cute little Nima~~】

The system's rippling tone sounded, and the corner of Lin Xiaowei's mouth twitched. I said, why is this system so humane? !

It's actually called Nima, so will there be a trough and a river crab...

When Lin Xiaowei was in a mess in the wind, the scenery around Lin Xiaowei suddenly changed into a dark world, and what was floating in front of her was the common system interface in the game.

[Ding—the host activates the system. 】

[Ding—the host has received the first task, hurry up and work hard towards your goal, a better tomorrow is waiting for the host~]

"It's a junior! It's so beautiful!!" Lin Xiaowei roared.

[Tsk tsk, host, you are too excitable, it’s just a task, why don’t you just pretend that the host is playing a game~~]

"It's easy for you to say..." Lin Xiaowei said blackly, "So do you have any hints?"

[The host is sure you want a task reminder?Are you sure? 】

"I'm sure!"

[Tsk, what a pity~ It would be more interesting if you didn't read the mission prompts. 】The system sounded slightly aggrieved.

Lin Xiaowei's black line, she is now sure that her system is a guy who is afraid of chaos.

【long long ago……】

The bland system sounded, and Lin Xiaowei expressed her displeasure when she heard the beginning of this fairy tale.

[There is a loving couple. They have a very majestic girl from Oupai. This girl has a boyfriend and their relationship is very good. This girl feels very happy. Her boyfriend always excuses not to go on a date with her, and finally one day the girl found out that her boyfriend was actually walking with her best friend... At that moment, she felt that the sky was going to fall... The above, very Touching it!Very touching, host! ! 】

Lin Xiaowei twitched the corners of her mouth: "It's touching...then I'm a good friend who played that girl, right! I'll tear you apart so you can go home!"

Lin Xiaowei clenched her fists and shouted vigorously.

【Oh hehe, I was wrong~ The host is not going to play the mistress~ but...]

Hearing the system's beep, Lin Xiaowei felt that her ears were not very good, and she heard it wrong.

"Sure enough, when people get older, their ears don't work well..."

[The host should stop escaping from reality, your role is the man of the girl who got married, a scum who wants to enjoy the blessings of everyone with one foot on two boats!male! 】

"Are you kidding me?!! No matter how much I don't look like a woman, my biological structure is absolutely female, you bastard!! In the beginning, it was such a cruel sex change, really a real man?!"

[Nimma is not joking, I believe in the fighting power of the host's top three men! 】

Lin Xiaowei twitched the corners of her mouth again when she heard the system's words, she didn't feel happy at all when she was praised.

[Drip——confirm that the host will carry out this task, and confirm that the teleportation space will be one-dimensional.

"Hey! I didn't agree at all!!" Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth and shouted.

[Three, two, one launch!The host must have fun~ Nima is here to send heartfelt wishes to the host. 】

"Nimma!! Wait for me!!"

[Ah, this host is really enthusiastic~] The system is showing all kinds of malicious and cute appearances, [Dear host, don’t worry, go find the host after the upgrade is completed~~]

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Lin Xiaowei was very melancholy. The very melancholy Lin Xiaowei was looking at the sunset outside the window with a melancholy expression.

"The reality is so cruel."

Thinking of the sad place, Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but two lines of tears rolled down her face.

"Nimma is still my Oppai!!!"

"Xiaowei, what's the matter with you?" The long-haired girl opened the door of the room and asked worriedly.

Lin Xiaowei looked at 'her' deeply, no, it should be 'his' current girlfriend.

"I'm just lamenting life..."

"Hee hee, Xiaowei is so wise~" The girl walked to the bed, and moved to her side calmly and gracefully, reaching out her hand to wipe Lin Xiaowei's sweat.

"Sister, stay away from brother..." Lin Xiaowei said uncomfortably because her arm was too close to the girl's Oupai.

The big-breasted girl was slightly stunned, tears began to well up in her eyes.

"Does Xiaowei hate me? Xiaowei clearly liked us so close..."

Looking at the girl who was about to have pear blossoms and rain, Lin Xiaowei couldn't help but slander her in all kinds of ways. That's because I'm not a genuine product! !

"No, how could I hate you, you are so gentle, lovely, charming and elegant!" Lin Xiaowei quickly pulled out her hand to hold the girl's hand, "It's just that you are so beautiful, I'm worried that I will hurt you..."

As soon as such a shameless and very normal excuse was made, the girl who was still pear blossoms and raining immediately turned cloudy, and fell into her arms shyly.

"If...if it's Xiaowei...it's okay...we're boyfriend and girlfriend..." The girl's voice became smaller and smaller, but she sank deeper and deeper into his arms, and Lin Xiaowei's body became tighter and tighter. more stiff.

Lin Xiaowei said that her soul is a woman in life and a woman in death, even if she becomes a man for the rest of her life, her soul is still a woman's soul! !

"Don't be such a girl, this is wrong, men are not good things."

"Xiaowei is different! Xiaowei is the best! I only know that you love me, Xiaowei!" The girl looked at him with trust.

Lin Xiaowei said, girl, you are so sweet, it won't be long before you will find that you, the boyfriend who loves you the most, is getting together with your best friend, and you are a scumbag who wants to keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside the wall! !

"...I'm hungry." Seeing that things were about to develop in a bad direction, Lin Xiaowei immediately changed the subject.

"Xiaowei, are you hungry? I'll cook for you." The girl came out of Lin Xiaowei's arms in a blink of an eye, and ran to the kitchen.

Lin Xiaowei sighed.

"Hey, where else can you find such a simple and stupid woman in this world? I really don't understand why the original owner of this body would fall in love with that kind of sinister woman who robs her friend's boyfriend, and abandons the one who loves him to the core. What about the stupid woman?"

[Host, are you distressed?Do you feel bad?If the host wants to have sex with the girl, Nima can change the mission for the host~]

"...Thank you, I'm purely heterosexual." Lin Xiaowei stared blankly.

[It's such a pity, it's rare that Nima's upgrade is completed, and I'm in a good mood and want to change the host to an easier task. 】

"As long as you don't trip me up when I'm doing the task, I'll be satisfied!"

[The host is too much!Nima would not be so inhumane. 】

"From the fact that you lost the most precious thing in me in the first mission, you have never had such a beautiful thing as human nature."

[Isn't it just getting rid of your Oupai?At worst, I'll change back for you...] Nima's aggrieved voice came.

"No, thank you, I don't want to read the news about 'a beautiful boy with a sarcoma on his chest after a high fever, the shape of which is similar to that of a woman' in the newspaper the next day."

[Okay, okay, if you don’t come, why don’t you come... The task this time is to help the heroine successfully get rid of all the loving CPs, and help her fulfill her wish of having a beautiful man in the world. 】

"What is a mistress?"

[I forgot to tell the host that the location of this crossing is in the meat novel written by an internet writer with wrong views in the three dimensions, the host is crowned as the number one male supporting role~]

"Damn it! Are you forcing me to have sex with a woman who can do her best?!"

[Didi—the system is down and under maintenance, please call back later! 】

Faulty peat! !Who will dismantle this damn system for me, hello! !