Inhibition Marking Committee

After washing off the rainwater, the two got into the bed warmly.

"Are you cold? I can raise your body temperature." Huan Xiubai asked.

"It's the end of spring now, it's not as exaggerated as you said." Simo lay back on the bed, with an old yellowed book in his hand, he turned to the pages densely filled with calligraphy, paintings and pictures, pressed his pen, and continued to conceive .

Huan Xiubai supported his head and stroked his silver hair, "My wife is overworked, she can't catch a cold anymore, my ex-husband will be so distressed."

Simo turned his face back and smiled: "The ex-husband felt bad, but the current husband doesn't feel bad?"

"The current husband wants to put you to sleep quickly."

Simo sat back up, arranged tomorrow's program schedule, and then wrote out the ABCD plan one by one according to the time, to make sure everything was safe, "I won't catch a cold, and I don't want to be lulled to sleep."

Huan Xiubai snatched Asinluo from him, got out of bed, and pretended to be serious: "I want to legitimately perform the duties of the ninth-generation mistress of Xi Family No. 30, and for the sake of our Patriarch's physical and mental health, I will resolutely coax him to sleep well."

"Huan Xiubai, give it back to me." Alpha's face sank.

Huan Xiubai took it away when he saw it was ready, and glanced at it inadvertently before handing it over while pinching the page.

The last line stays: Project H - If the main brain and the main god join forces, I will die, and Huan Xiubai and the child will need to be teleported...

The man's rough fingers pinched the pages of the book in an instant.

Huan Xiubai's arms hung down, his head was lowered, and endless regret and sourness burned in his chest.

Xi Mohui got off the bed and walked over. Huan Xiubai stretched out his hand and dragged him over, and bit his neck very lightly as if to vent his anger.Simo raised his hand and ran along his neck, and touched his own tooth marks on the gland, which was hot and hot.

Huan Xiubai's heavy breath lingered in his ears: "I'll come as soon as I go."

"What are you going to do?" Simo looked back sharply.

Huan Xiubai turned and left, the omega's back seemed to be soaked in the icy water of hell, making people shudder, "I'll kill them both," turning his face, and when he saw Xi Mo back, his eyes were still doting, "so that you can be obedient Go to sleep and stop thinking about it."

"No! Fang Weixing is not such a docile person. He will never agree to the conditions of the main god and give up his godhood. His physical body will not last long, and he must still be looking for a stronger boarding object."

"I know." Huan Xiubai had already put on his shoes, and put on his self-made deconstruction bazooka, "I'll kill it quickly, and blow it up to pieces."

Simo followed immediately, "Going to go together."

Even though Huan Xiubai was carrying a weapon weighing half a ton, he still turned around without hesitation, "Okay, then you promise me one thing."

"what's up?"

"You promised me, 'I will not die, and neither will Ah Huan, our family will live happily ever after.'"

Simo pulled back his hair rope and tied his loose long hair into a high ponytail. The gentle beauty suddenly looked heroic. He looked at Omega and told him firmly: "I will not die, and neither will Ah Huan. Our family live happily ever after."

Ten minutes later, the two sneaked out of cabin No. 10.

Simo replied: "I added a stacking defensive spell to you. If you are attacked, you must immediately come to my side to replenish it."

Huan Xiubai: "If you don't have enough mana, you can come to your wife to replenish your mana at any time."

The two of them looked at each other, and Huan Xiubai suddenly raised his lips and said, "Minister Xi, please take care of us for the second cooperation."

Xi Mo held the book in his left hand and the stick in his right, with a pure and beautiful profile: "Director Huan, please give me your advice."

In an instant, the form of the "Original Tree" appeared in the sky overwhelmingly, and the dream enchantment network wrapped the No. 4 cabin in groups, making it impossible to escape from the sky and the earth in a true sense.

Next, it is the countdown stage!

"—You don't have to spend so much trouble."

It is Dianrong.

Behind him, Fang Weixing twitched the corners of his mouth, showing an inhuman smile.

"I have already promised him, and together with him, I will become a god again."

Xi Mo looked back deeply, and turned to Dian Rong: "You still want to continue to live with him, aren't you afraid that another 30 years will come, and you will be humbled and killed?"

Dian Rong smiled on his ordinary face, "After all, it's too boring to be a god without a real entity."

Although Fang Weixing's face was pale, he was in high spirits, and he used all the remaining trump cards - the hands of gods he had collected for 30 years, wriggling and condensing into an extremely huge one, "It just so happens that we lack a godhead, Which one of you is better? Or give the two of you time to discuss and volunteer one."

Simo wriggled his lower lip, as if his heart was moved: "If we voluntarily create a godhead, you and the Lord God are willing to let us go, and we won't be entangled anymore?"

Huan Xiubai looked at him in shock: "Mo Hui, don't be impulsive!"

"I'm not impulsive." The corners of Xi Mohui's pursed lips revealed some unknown darkness, his pure appearance seemed to be stained with dark icing, sick and excited, "Huan Xiubai... I have been thinking about it for a long time, as a god My life is too long, after this life, we will go our separate ways, that would be too ugly."

"So," he lowered his voice, like a lover's murmur, "in the future, when the child inherits the godhead of the Xi family, I will grow old and die, and I don't want to be separated from Ah Huan. I hope that Ah Huan can die with me too. May I?"

Huan Xiubai's real reaction was to put forward such an overly rude reason in such a flat and warm tone——

My alpha is so sick and so cute, I want to rub and ride!

On the surface, Huan Jinzhu's acting skills have also been honed to the peak, which is almost unreal-- puzzled, heartbroken, stroking his stomach: "But... I have come to this point with great difficulty, I have to give up my godhead, I... ..."

Simo replied: "Ah Huan, don't you want to? Don't you want to be with me?"

Huan Xiubai was speechless: "No, I want to, but I also want to..."

"I also want to be a great god." Xi Mohui sighed lonely, "Yeah, who doesn't want to be the master of the world. Since you have given the answer, I can only leave..."

The mastermind thought that he had succeeded in alienating, so he watched a good show with a smile.

"Don't go back!" Huan Xiubai pretended to persuade him to stay.

Xi Mohui turned around and threw the bone stick, so cruel and merciless that he turned his eyes back instantly.

Huan Xiubai was almost hit by a spell, and was also angry: "Have you ignored the friendship for many years? Xi Mohui, I didn't expect you to be so selfish!"

"Who is it that is selfish, disregarding the whole family, and only caring about his own godhead?" Simo sneered back.

Fang Weixing resentfully commented: "The essence of human beings is selfishness, and no one can escape it. Xi Mohui, it's not too late for you to wake up."

Xi Mo turned back his shoulders and shook slightly, half closed his eyes, unable to see clearly: "Huan Xiubai, I really misjudged you."

"Shut up!!" The grumpy Omega finally couldn't take it anymore, mounted the rocket launcher, and fired in his direction.

The road surface of the camp burst into chaos under the bombardment of the two, one was the devastating deconstruction power, and the other was the endless top-notch spell.Simo tiptoed lightly on the bursting bluestone slab, jumped up with his strength, and looked at Omega indifferently: "You only have this ability, 'Deadman'."

Huan Xiubai threw away the bazooka, and clenched his fist into a claw. The "space-time power hole" was condensed in the palm of his hand. It swelled violently with the momentum of sweeping thousands of troops, devouring the space in terror, and with all his strength, the unrivaled suction of the ghost hole completely tore it apart. The entire space was destroyed, and they were thrown into endless cracks.

"Xi, Mo, come back!" Omega, who seemed to have lost his mind, couldn't see the main god and the main brain in his eyes, stepped on nothingness, and ran back towards Xi Mo, "I want to tear your defense net! "

The mastermind gave up his position and calmly observed the out-of-control situation.

Huan Xiubai, who passed by him, suddenly turned around within a fraction of a second of reaction time. Fang Weixing saw the cruel smile on his lips in the slow motion of time, and it was already too late!

In Huan Xiubai's hand, Alpha's staff of life emerged, and he pushed it deeply into the main brain with unstoppable force.The bone stick guided him to find the godhead, dug out the small stone that was running away, held it in the palm of his hand dripping with blood, and landed firmly beside Xi Mohui with a big jump.

The godhead has been taken, and Fang Weixing has no possibility of resurrection.

The era of masterminds is completely over, and the more than [-] years of MOC ruling the ABO society and provoking AO conflicts have also come to an end.

Simo shook out the small silk handkerchief, took the dirty godhead, raised his eyebrows and asked omega: "How about treating me hard?"

Huan Xiu put his hands on his hips, "I'll kiss you hard!"

Fang Weixing's angry howl was choked in his throat, and he couldn't yell out. Dian Rong looked at him with the pity of the god of the kaolin overlooking the ants: "The answer you gave me is that you still want to be a god, I am very disappointed .”

Huan Xiubai wiped the dirty blood on Xi Mohui's fingers seriously, and then shouted impatiently, "Hey, can you kill each other quickly, my family A has to go back to sleep."

Simo stroked his long hair back, a layer of ash from Huan Xiubai's bombardment floated on it, and said with a cold face: "I have to take another bath."

Fang Weixing clutched the big hole in his chest, his internal organs gushing out, even so, he still shouted hoarsely with his last bit of strength: "He and I...we are not in such a superficial relationship as lovers, we are...soul resonance... mate of . . .

Simo smiled softly: "Soulmate, are you talking about this?"

Raising his right hand, a crimson lifeline appeared, and the other end was tied to Huan Xiubai's heart.

Huan Xiubai proudly raised his chest!

Fang Weixing was unwilling to die, so he manipulated his last soul power to escape from his broken body——

Anything is fine, even if you are possessed by a bug, as long as you survive, you will have a comeback one day!

A passing mosquito was regarded as a boarding body by him, and his soul was forced into it.He waved his wings vigorously, buzzing and flying high into the sky, seeing the free sky in front of him, "Zi Zi Zi Zi" he invisibly bumped into something and started to smoke.

Huan Xiubai turned his head and asked, "I didn't even know that the tree you planted was an 'electric mosquito swatter'."

Simo replied solemnly: "Nature always destroys some dirty things."

The scorched mosquito body fell from the sky, Dian Rong opened his hand, caught it, squeezed his fingers, and said to the two: "My divine power has been depleted for a long time, and it is impossible for me to regain my godhead. I have no way Thank you for your things, the small world under the name of the Committee and the Bureau of Correction, I will give it to you for proper management."

Huan Xiu retorted dissatisfiedly: "What was given to us, we snatched it from the beginning!"

Dian Rong nodded flatly, "Whatever you say. I have already made a deal with the law of nature for that godhead, and it will come and take it away, so you don't have to be greedy."

As he said that, the godhead in Xi Mohui's small handkerchief rose up, and gradually spun and shattered into powder as it rose, and all dissipated when the wind blew.

"Next, I will live this life as a human being." Dian Rong smiled faintly, looked at the struggling soul in his palm, and said, "I will continue to look for more interesting souls."

Dian Rong disappeared into the shadows of the woods in the camp and completely disappeared.

"This is the end..." Simo stared back at the place where he disappeared, and couldn't help murmuring.

"it's not finished yet."

"Ok?"

Huan Xiu whitely embraced the beauty's waist: "I haven't healed my wife yet."

Patriarch Xi Anger +100: "Huan Xiubai! Copy the family rules!"

Ten days later, when everything was settled, Huan Xiubai proposed to take Patriarch Xi on a trip before returning to Wuliang World.

"Where to travel?"

"Go where we've been and revisit again."

Simo felt something in his heart and showed a knowing smile.

They returned to the magical world, where all love and bonds began.

On the roadside of the fiery hell, they found a famous troubadour, Nicole de Rolle, and listened to him standing on the highest and most terrifying pile of skulls on the fourth floor of hell, reciting passionately to his followers His famous long love poem "Love in Hell - The Love I Talked With the Holy Archangel During the Years I Was the Devil King".

"The holy archangel wearing the crown took off the crown for the infatuated devil, took the golden hairpin inlaid with sea pearls, melted and quenched in the fire of hell, and put it on the beautiful temple hair. So far, the heart of the devil , eternally chained to the right hand of the angel Xiumei~"

After finishing the recitation intoxicated, Little Loach hugged the book, after a while, opened his eyes and said excitedly: "Did you hear it? This is my favorite passage! Their love is true!"

The crowd echoed, and left satisfied after watching the performance.

The little loach jumped off the big rock, feeling a little lonely for some reason.

"Why does no one believe that I'm real? Uh... no, it seems that it's just a story I made up in my head."

"Well written."

Someone spoke from the side.

Little Loach was startled, because he hadn't noticed that there were two big living demons standing here.

A tall and luxurious beauty with long silver hair, gentle and kind; the other is a handsome man with dark complexion, big devil horns, and drop-shaped ruby ​​pendants hanging from his earlobes.

This... this, this, this!Isn't this the Goriel and Sheamus in his book? !

Is he hallucinating again?

Little Loach circled the two of them round and round, and suddenly, numerous memories flooded back into his mind like a flood. He was trembling, excited, almost jumping up convulsively, and said with tears in his eyes: "God! Nah! It's the knight and the beauty! They're real! Come to think of it, I'm not dreaming, never was! I'm not crazy hahahahaha"

Xi Mohui was infected by him, and smiled slightly: "You didn't have a dream, we are real, and that memory is also real."

"That's great, I'm going crazy hahaha, knight, Gorier! I want to show you the love poem I wrote. I didn't expect that my little loach will be famous in hell one day, hehe."

Little Loach laughed and cried, shaking out his brick-thick poem, "Look, the knight and the beauty have gone through 130 dilemmas, and suffered a lot of hardships in the middle. Many people say that it is better to let them die, but I didn’t! I wrote a happy ending, the knight was resurrected, the beauty saved him with a kiss, and now they are the masters of the kingdom, living happily together forever!”

Xi Mohui and Huan Xiubai interlocked their fingers, looked at each other, and saw themselves who loved each other deeply in each other's eyes.

"Yeah, it's over here, it's the best ending."

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Four years later, in an unreal world, an unscrupulous town.

On a busy street corner, there is a stranger against the wall.

He is lean and strong, with leather boots on his feet, and a pair of dark eyes make his young and deep face more mature and cold.The way he pursed his thick lips was frightening, but he had to admit that some wild and unruly aura about him magically attracted most people to cast their curious eyes on him.

A carriage slowly drove across the ground of the small town covered with colorful pebbles. The stranger raised his eyes, his eyes as dark as night, gazed tenderly at the movement of the carriage. From the small curtains blown by the wind, A soft white hand was stretched out, and the curtain was raised, even if only half of the face of the person in the small window was exposed, it was enough to make all the beauty in the world pale.

The sight of the outsider collided with the person in the small window of the carriage, and the corner of the beauty's mouth was bent. The outsider took it as a silent invitation, then turned his head, leaned down towards the wall, and showed a gentle smile that didn't fit his appearance at all. Putting a beautiful child's little hand in his big rough one, "Let's go, Xi Xiaoshuo."

Xi Shuo opened his eyes wide and brightly: "Is it your father?"

"It's father."

Huan Xiubai carried the child into the carriage, and the beauty in the curtain immediately reached out to take the limp baby, and the stranger also jumped into the carriage and got into the carriage.

The child's curious question came from the small window that was blown by the wind and the curtains were swaying: "Why do we come here?"

"Come on vacation."

"Where is this place?"

"It's the town I built for your father based on a dream."

"Why don't you play in the big house?"

"Because, life has to be changed and sweetened."

The author has something to say: the main text is over, and I will write some super-sweet and super-sweet post-marriage episodes later, everyone in Qiuqiu will spread the word that Meimeihuan is over, please help Yuyu to take care of it, thank you!

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There is a small and beautiful episode 1 in the back of Zuohua (because Zuohua can’t fit so many words, I will put the rest in the next chapter. If you don’t want to read it in Zhalang, you don’t need to buy Chapter 132, which will save you money)

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In order to thank everyone for their love and support, the top [-] on the Overlord list will have gifts, and there will be a large-scale lucky draw, the badge and strap of the little angel and little devil of Meimeihuan, please pay attention to @双面炒大鲸鱼

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Here, I have to say goodbye to Xiao Meili and Huanhuan.

Thank you very much for following up the article. I know that some friends have been following the article since I opened it last year, and I have not missed it every day since I updated it.It's been more than ten months, almost a year, I really appreciate your company.

In this article, rather than saying that I wrote 80 words, it is better to say that I started from scratch and watched how Xi Mohui and Huan Xiubai met, got to know each other, got entangled, broke through obstacles, fell in love with difficulty, and stayed together for a lifetime.The span of the article is only a few months, and it took me a few months to describe what I saw.I prefer to call this article a collection of diaries recording my CP's love, or it can also be said that it is the diary of Patriarch Xi from running away from home to getting married.

I often feel that I am living in their world. I am Mei Meihuan’s neighbor and a friend of theirs. I lie on the wall of their house and watch them go all the way, making love to each other and buying a small house. With children, the happy sunshine shines in their small courtyard. I just use a pen to record what I see and hear, and they are actually vivid and cute. I can only describe one-tenth of them with a pen. .

Their happy life is far from stopping, but it's time for my pen to stop.

At the beginning, I wanted to write an anti-routine abo article step by step. After entering the plot of Wuliang Town, I suddenly found that the behavior of these two characters was out of my control.They have their own ideas, what they want to do, what they want to say, and I can't go against their wishes, so I almost overturned the entire version of the outline and let them play together freely.

Huan Xiubai's original direction was not the foolish and honest person he is now. He should be more indifferent and rational, but as soon as he came out of the dream, he uncontrollably chased towards Xi Mohui, and he couldn't stop him. live.His perseverance, sincerity, intuition, the fragility hidden under the strong surface, and his persistence in going forward without looking back, made him get the result he wanted.

He prayed to God, and God answered him.

I think no matter how fancy a love language is, it can't compare to this romance.

Regarding Xiao Meili, whenever I am asked what kind of attack he is, it is difficult for me to give a general answer.His image is not just a "gong", he is a mature, complex, vivid and three-dimensional alpha. The complexity of his superficial and deep personality is the result of the character's own development.It doesn't mean that Cod wanted to write a Tsundere Meigong and became such a Meimei, but that Meimei herself developed into this way, and I was responsible for describing it.Little beauty is so cute that it cannot be expressed in a single sentence, a description, or a screenshot.If you want to describe his charm in detail, you may have to write another [-]-word essay to discuss it.

To be honest, I shed so many tears for this article.From last year to this year, Cod's life has been stumbling and has not been going well. It can be said that Mei Meihuan has accompanied me through a year of difficult times.It's really impossible for me not to feel my true feelings and not feel sad for those negative scores.I am very lonely in reality, I don’t have any entertainment life, I hardly go out to play, I don’t have many friends, I seem to be a person out of society, and for me, Xi Mohui and Huan Xiubai may be the ones I know never will My two friends were left out in the cold. The significance of the two of them is far greater than "two characters in one article".

Mei Meihuan's life will not end, but Cod's narrative must stop.In the past year, I have heard a lot of puzzlement, ridicule, and malicious private messages. It is nothing more than irony that I wrote this article. The data is poor, the settings are terrible, the writing is terrible, but I am as slow as a fool. Slowly grinding to 80.I'm very sad, I used to be very sad, but I don't care about the data (if I care about the data, I might have finished and started a new article hastily), but this kind of evaluation makes me very sad.

There are many smart people in this world, and the road to success lies there.But there are also some idiots in this world, who silently run counter to the mainstream, want to do something they like, and spend their efforts for what they love.

If there is no love, who would do such a stupid thing?I'm not stupid, I'm just a stubborn heart.

I don’t know how long my stubbornness and sincerity can persist. Many times I collapsed and thought about giving up, giving up, but when I opened the comments, I saw someone saying that I like Mei Meihuan, so I sat back at the table silently, I continued to write.As long as someone says they like it, then Mei Meihuan has the meaning of existence. I rely on such comments to gain strength and survive.

Thank you very much for your sincere love for Mi Mi Hwan.I hope that my sincerity will never be disappointed.

The follow-up post-marriage episodes will continue to be written, everyone can pay attention to my Zha Lang and Mei Meihuan's super talk.If possible, please help Amway Meihuan!Every time Yu sees someone saying that Xiaomei is not good-looking, she is very sad. She hopes that such a good Xiaomei can be liked by more people.

The next article to be published is "From Laid-Off Wizard to the Richest Man in the Universe". I have secretly watched the super cute leopard attack several times. If you like fairy godmothers, you can come and squat!

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Mei Meihuan's Zai Zai Fanwai, (actually Meihuan abuses dogs) "The Story of Me and Hei Pige, the First Heir of the Millennium Family 1"

When I was in elementary school, Brother Heipi was in high school, and I was in high school, and he was still in his third year.He has been in high school for nine years, and there is no one in the whole school who does not know him.

He's tall and handsome, but a bit dark, so even if he's taller than me, I don't care.On the first day I stepped into high school, he waited for me at the gate, looked me up and down in uniform, and really sighed: "Idiot human beings go to high school, I finally don't have to pick you up at the gate of the children's school."

That's right, Brother Heipi was responsible for picking me up from kindergarten to the last day of the senior high school entrance examination.I protested with my parents about this, why other children can ride in the car, I have to hug Hei Pige's waist, and be bumped by him on the bike for half an hour, no matter the wind or rain, it's not cool at all, and May have a cold.

My mother asked me back: "Do you have a cold?"

I can't answer, because there is such a father who is proficient in medical skills, and wanting to avoid homework with minor illnesses and pains is just a daydream.

Here's what my mother told me about being cool: "You can't complain, it's way more cool in that guy than in a car."

My father also said: "It's good to have a taste of civilian life."

It's okay, it's okay, where is it?Why do we have to go out and say that we live in an old residential area, even though our family lives in a big house with a height of [-] floors.Even when calling classmates to play at home, they always went to the small house.

...Although from a certain point of view, Brother Heipi's bicycle is indeed amazing.

From childhood to adulthood, we encountered countless car accidents on the way to school, some of which happened unimaginably, such as the three-story octopus tentacles overturning the only way to go to school.But the octopus is not the point. The point is that I watched the bicycle carry us up to an altitude of 500 meters, escaped 39 tentacles, and landed firmly.

How do I know how many there are?Because I was too shocked, in order to divert my attention and prevent my materialistic world view from collapsing, I took advantage of those few seconds to count.

So I came to the conclusion that there must be something extraordinary about this bike, maybe one of the artifacts in the family inventory.

But when I went to ride it privately, it was ordinary, and even a hammered bell was broken when the black leather violently angered the truck, and it has not been repaired until now.

It is a very poor bicycle, not at all "cool" as my mother described it.

So I asked him, and he pretended to think for a while, and said to me, "That's why you haven't figured out how to use it properly."

a bicycle?Still want to get the hang of it?Even if it's a flying car, I don't bother to ask for it.

Forget it.

My mother smashed a large plate of stir-fried octopus on the table. I didn't think about where it came from. My father put down the book, glanced at it, and said directly, "I don't want to eat it."

My mother threw away the apron: "It's fine if you don't eat it, you're used to it." Then she turned to me and Brother Heipi, "Eat it, you both eat it up. It's rare to see this thing, and it will grow taller if you eat it."

Brother Heipi and I looked at each other, and began to wrestle secretly, comparing whose chewing tentacles are more elastic, and whose sucker is bigger.

My father entered the kitchen without saying a word, and my mother followed.Brother Hei Pi and I heard them lock the door at the same time, and a scent came out from the crack of the door.

Sure enough, Brother Heipi and I were so angry that we didn't eat, and we would have to starve all day.

Some people feel angry and don't eat, they will start a small stove.

I'm used to this kind of discrimination.Fortunately, Brother Heipi was with me. Sometimes he was worse than me, which gave me some psychological comfort.

Brother Heipi is very tired every day, so I said to Brother Heipi, "I don't want to ride a bicycle anymore, and you don't want to ride either. Why don't we skip school."

Brother Heipi was struggling with a 45-degree slope at the time, his thighs kicked like an engine, panting and gritted his teeth and said to me: "No, Baimao said this is a practice, and I have to work for 18 years."

In 18 years, there are only four years left.Brother Heipi, work hard.

Brother Heipi used to speak very uncomfortably, and my mother said, "Oh, because he's a foreigner."

Brother Hei Pi asked: "What is Wai Bao Ren?"

I nodded: "It's really a foreigner."

So I was met with a series of scolding by Brother Heipi in one breath.He told me that this was his native language, and that the curse word was two hundred syllables long, and his people were proud to finish it in one breath.

I asked him, "Did you just finish speaking in one breath?"

He hummed: "I changed my breath twice secretly, but you didn't hear it!" He even got on his hips and became proud.

Me: "Can you teach me that word?"

He was very straightforward: "That one is too long, I'll teach you another one."

He taught me a short word with only five syllables in sound.I can't practice it all the time, and he said annoyedly and disgustedly: "Oh, you humans really lack noble vocal organs, and you can't pronounce that word at all."

I don't like people saying I can't do it the most, so I practiced at school and after school. I found that Heipi would always blush when he heard the pronunciation of that word, and his eyes would avoid looking at me. He must be ashamed of himself. I Just intensified, and often practiced that word in public.

In the past few days, my mother often sighed behind my back: "What to do, why do I feel that my son is so easy to deceive, he is so stupid and not smart at all."

My father nodded pertinently: "I have inherited your genes."

My mother: "Obviously it's your good genes, two ice creams were cheated away."

My father was like a cat with a silver gradient, suddenly frowned, threw the newspaper away, and said coldly like ice cream, "Your share for this month is gone."

My mother immediately slid over like molten steel: "Just kidding, I'm just kidding, my genes are not good."

Then they pushed and shoved, entered the room and started fighting, loudly and fiercely.All of a sudden the voice disappeared, presumably because my father didn't want the family to hear that their husband and wife were not in a relationship, so he cast a silence spell when he started.

One day, the sound of me practicing a foreign language was heard by my father.

My young, beautiful and delicate (I learned these words from my mother) father narrowed his eyes dangerously, and told me: "You read it twice and I will listen."

I did.

He touched my head and said that my pronunciation is very accurate and I am very talented. I was praised and very happy.

He called my mother seriously again, and the two whispered to each other, having a tense and solemn discussion.

That night, my mother took a broom and stood at the door of the house, stopping Brother Hei Pi.

My father sat drinking tea in the hall.We listened to the voice of our mother reprimanding Brother Heipi: "He is not yet an adult, how old are you? You are already 80 years old, and you actually teach children these things? Leather jackets, I owe you a beating! [I want to be with you] □], how can you teach him such words!"

Brother Heipi yelled aggrievedly: "I'm still a child, I've only hatched a few hundred years ago, when will the male dragon be delivered to me?"

My mother said gloomyly: "Don't change the subject for me. You have been sold to us by your parents for nursing. You eat three tons of food every day. What more male dragons do you need!"

There was a sound of flapping wings outside, and Brother Heipi shouted sadly: "You bad people, you never count your words, I'll do it myself, I don't want you."

I asked my father what happened.

My father said flatly, "They're doing a play."

I am dubious.

Mother came in and sighed: "I just used a straw broom to scare him, but he actually ran away."

After he got dressed, my father asked him where he was going, and he said that he was not at ease, fearing that Brother Heipi would go out and do harm to the world and really kidnap some male magical creature, so he wanted to go out and find him back.

I really want to go out and find Brother Hei Pi, after all, he can't speak well, his brain is not sharp, and he has never scored higher than [-] points in high school math, so he is easily abducted.I told my mother that I could ride that magical bicycle to find Brother Heipi. My mother was puzzled: "Bicycle? Where is the magic?"

Perhaps this is a secret. The bicycle that can fly into the sky is a thousand-year family secret of our Xi family, and it should not be announced at will.

I was ordered to wait at home, because I was worried about Brother Hei Pi, so I lay down in front of the window and looked around to see if there was a figure of my mother dragging him back from the corridor.

But I waited until I was about to fall asleep, and nothing.Suddenly there was a gust of wind outside, something smashed into the pond, another gust of wind blew, I was dragged out of the window, and I was flying in the air in a blink of an eye.

The big black and wet monster muttered angrily: "If you don't give it to me, I'll grab it myself. The great and noble dragons never sit still."

When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped by a monster.

Do you think this is the end?

No, the ending is - before it flew out of the defensive barrier, it was shot down by my mother's defensive deconstruction shells in an extremely rough manner.

My mother stood in front of the master bedroom window, blowing the muzzle smoke.

Also so cool.As expected of a mother.

The monster fluttered miserably in the pool, and my father was underneath. He was wearing a pure white fur cape. A hook jumped out of his book and hooked it around the monster's neck.

What made me dumbfounded was that my father actually pulled the thin rope and dragged the monster weighing dozens of tons into the depths of the water bank. He walked very quietly and silently. Like a ghost in a book.

I never knew my father had such power.Usually, he would feel sore when holding a teacup.

My mother didn’t know when she was standing beside me, touching her chin, her eyes sparkling, as if she had forgotten that I was his son, and asked excitedly: “How is he? She is usually too delicate to die, but she is clean and agile at critical moments