The time switches back to two 10 minutes ago.

Huan Xiubai's sleep quality was not good at all, the noise on the train was loud, he woke up and fell asleep several times in the middle of the night, and at dawn in the early morning, he simply sat up and stared blankly.

There is a large bag on the empty bed opposite, which is a "gift" for buying fruit before.The fruit earned him 1230 points, which is equivalent to 12300 yuan in currency. Huan Xiubai didn't feel heartbroken. He simply didn't have a place to spend the money, and it wasn't where he spent it.

He fished the plastic bag onto his bed, untied the rope, folded three towels on top, threw his head on the bed, and fiddled with it a few times. They were all worthless soap, batteries, flashlights, toothpaste and other daily necessities, Huan Xiu I picked and picked in vain, divided them into two groups that were barely usable and those that were really useless, and finally found two items that were in short supply in the wasteland world——

Omega anti-tangle set, "good luck with your pregnancy" set.

He has heard of the anti-knot suit, and it is used to make anti-knot lock subnets for A set.This thing might be useful for a fulcrum.

This... I wish you a good pregnancy condom box - Huan Xiubai opened it, and three plastic cups with pink sticks fell out.

Even if he has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs run, has never been pregnant, and has seen a lot of pregnant women. This thing may be the source of the pain of verification for the majority of omega groups: pregnancy test sticks.

"Hey, is Huan Xiubai here?"

The carriage door couldn't be locked, so Jin Ze glanced through the small window to make sure he was there, and opened the door directly to come in. Huan Xiubai hurriedly hid the pregnancy test stick under the quilt under his nose.

Jin Ze looked at the empty box left on his lap: "Yo, I bought a pregnancy test stick."

Huan Xiubai: "..."

How could he forget to collect the most important box? !

Jinze sat on the lower berth opposite him while holding the small ladder of the sleeper berth, and said lazily in the tone of someone who had come here: "Don't hide with me. If you are really pregnant, you will be beaten by dozens of people when you go to the hospital to give birth." Watching, that's what you'll be ashamed of."

Huan Xiubai's face was full of heat, and he crunched the empty box into a lump, embarrassingly pressing it under his thighs, and his tone was not normal: "I didn't buy it, but I bought it as a gift."

"Then the value of the fruit you bought, maybe a child will come out of the test. Aren't you the only one who was marked? The winning rate should be very high."

Huan Xiubai shuddered from tailbone to brainstem like a thunderbolt when he heard this.

No, no way...

In the past two days, he had a heated fight with Mr. Xi, completely forgetting that he was marked by unknown A.

Jin Ze saw his face turning red and then pale, as if seeing himself eight months ago. "Think about it carefully, have you suddenly become tired recently, have a bad appetite, have a high body temperature, and have chest pains?"

Huan Xiubai rubbed it subconsciously, as if it was indeed a little swollen.

But isn't that because of his lack of exercise lately! ?

"Probably...no way," Huan Xiubai laughed awkwardly, "I hardly have any of the symptoms you mentioned, and I don't have morning sickness, so I won't be so easy to get caught... right?"

Jin Ze smiled and said, "It's useless if you ask me. I'm not a doctor. It wouldn't be faster to test it yourself."

Huan Xiubai slowly took out a small powder stick from under the quilt, and tried to stand up, but he seemed to be tied to the bedpost, unable to move his feet no matter what.

He was suddenly scared, really scared.What if it is detected?

Jin Ze pushed him: "Whether it's good news or bad news, it's better to know it sooner than later."

"I'm going!" Huan Xiubai's face was determined, like a strong man cutting off his wrist, what he was holding was not a pregnancy test stick, but a bomb that would detonate at any time, he rushed out the door without daring to stop, for fear that he would regret it if he hesitated.

Sitting where he was, Jin Ze took out the old cadre style purple clay thermos cup, opened the lid, and took a leisurely sip of the sesame milk paste.

...This taste, no matter how many times you drink it, you still feel like vomiting, hold back!

Three minutes later, Huanxiu came back in a hurry, and showed him the pregnancy test stick in confusion: "How is this thing stuffed?"

Jin Ze was also confused: "Stop?"

Huan Xiubai's face turned from red to blue, he gritted his teeth: "Isn't it for stuffing it in?"

"You're not stupid enough to get a fart—"

"I, I didn't!" Excessive panic had already betrayed him.

Kanazawa Fuzuo, why do young people nowadays have no basic physiological knowledge.He held the lid of the thermos cup, pointed to the plastic cup on the bed, and began to give on-the-spot guidance: "Take that cup, take some urine, put the end of the pregnancy test stick in it, and when it comes out, one line means 'Congratulations,' and two lines means 'Congratulations'." Pregnant in the head'."

"Fortunate luck? What do you mean?"

Jin Ze took a sip of the sesame paste again, and suppressed the disgust that came up, "'Congratulations', of course congratulations that you didn't win the bid. As for what the two bars represent, don't you know?"

Huan Xiubai tidied up silently, took the props and replaced them with new ones and set off again.He went into the toilet, and the cold wind came in through the small open window, which made his skin crawl.The pregnancy test stick always feels hot when held in the hand, as if holding a hot potato.

If he let go now, the pregnancy test stick would fall out of the hole.

... Forget it, death sooner or later is death. If you know it earlier, you can apply for high subsidies for pregnant women one day earlier.

Huan Xiubai reluctantly convinced himself, not daring to continue thinking deeply, took a cup of yellow morning urine with shaking hands, and stood stiffly in the toilet waiting for the result.

Congratulations, congratulations, must be congratulations!

Huan Xiubai held his breath, poured out the liquid, and lost the cup before he dared to slowly turn the testing side of the pregnancy test stick around, squinted his eyes and squinted his head to glance at it from a long distance away.

It's two cute little dark blue bars.

Huan Xiubai let out a silent scream in his heart!It's over, it's over, it's over! ! !

The novice pregnant woman stumbled and ran back to find the senior with full experience, but who knew that Jin Ze had disappeared without a trace.The delirious director Huan thought for a second with his feverish brain, and went straight to Dr. Xi's room.

"So... Teacher Xi, you, can you see if I have it?"

Simo pinched the pink and tender pregnancy test stick back, lost his expression, and time stood still on him for a minute.

Pregnant, pregnant, the omega is pregnant, has a baby, his sperm has implanted and started to grow—

! ! ! !But he is not ready yet! ! ! !

What do you want to do when you have a child?Yes, buy something and get ready!Go now, go now!

Xi Mo turned around as if no one was around, grabbed someone's pregnancy test stick and ran away quickly...run, yes, quickly slipped away...

"Bang", the door closed.

Huan Xiubai saw that there was no one in the blink of an eye, and was stunned by Teacher Xi's magical operation, but recovered a little sanity.

What else can I do?Go back and pee again...

Huan Xiubai continued to go back to his big brother Jinze for help, and Xi Mohui had already got on the "Didi Fighting Dragon" and flew out of the window of his house.

"Hey, where are we going, Baimao, my beard will be blown off by the wind!"

The screen of the mobile phone stretched out in front of the dragon's big eyes, and the red dots on it showed that they were moving, and the finger tapped the upper left.

"Huh? What is this, I don't understand."

Simo simply turned on the voice navigation, found a rope and tied it to the dragon's horn.

"3000 meters ahead, go straight and turn right." The mechanical female voice announced.

Leather jacket: "..." The dignity of the Heiyan Dragon God was destroyed, and he became a vehicle without emotion.

"You have deviated from the course, the current road conditions are good, you can speed up appropriately."

The leather jacket began to change into [-] kinds of insults in dragon language that insulted humans, while spreading its wings to the maximum and speeding up the flight with the help of the wind.

"You are speeding! You are speeding!"

Amid the speeding warning sound of a mechanical female voice, Simo landed in the parking lot of the "Jia IKEA" supermarket chain.

"Wait for me here." Simo said and left.

The leather jacket turned around in the parking lot angrily, and climbed onto the rear trailer of a large truck. A large dragon nestled in it and yawned, completely disregarding the weight bearing, and flattened the four wheels of the car.

Sim Mohui's brain was half-burned, as if the high-speed magnetic head was stuck, and he could only rely on superficial consciousness to go shopping in the high-priced supermarket opened by the gangsters in the wasteland.

Anything with the words "baby" and "pregnant husband" was thrown into two big carts by him, and pushed to the checkout counter full of weapons and guns. The cockscomb man who was grinding his nails blew the dust and said impatiently : "Show me the bracelet."

Simo fell silent.

He was silent because he—forgot to bring, the bracelet.

"No money? That's fine. Judging by your looks, I'll let you go if you have two children." Cockscomb raised eyebrows that were dyed dark blue, extremely greasy.

He couldn't fly another [-] kilometers back to get the money, but he didn't have an online account, so Xi Mohui endured the humiliation and called his brother.

"Brother? Why did you call me suddenly? Did the child kill you!"

Simo replied succinctly, using him directly as a tool: "Report your general online bank account and triple password."

"Oh, brother, do you want to buy something, no! Brother, you are so poor? That wild man is too unreliable, huh, my brother is pregnant and wants to borrow money from me, brother, you are so miserable."

"account password."

"Let me send it to you. Where are you now? Let me see you after the performance, okay bro?"

"Not good." Simo replied decisively and hung up the phone.

After 30 seconds, he received Xi Mozhi's account number, successfully paid, and found two wire ropes to hang a lot of things on the dragon wings.

At the same time, Xi Mozhi's smart account highlighted a row of names of consumer goods.

"Maternity panties, baby diapers, maternity bra??? Suction, breast pump??!"

Xi Mozhi hurriedly retreated from the rehearsal venue to the lounge, and called Xi Min in horror: "Mom! My brother has been fucked!!"

The poor leather jacket only ate five bowls of fried rice in the morning, but was forced to run back and forth for 2.5 kilometers. The fuel consumption per [-] kilometers was only [-] bowls of dry rice, and there was no exhaust emission, which was energy-saving and environmentally friendly.

Panting heavily, the black dragon chased the train along the railway track.In order to avoid being seen and filmed for the morning news, Simo cast an invisibility spell on it.

It landed smoothly through the window, and it took a while for one person and one dragon to force the purchases through the small window.

Carrying two huge plastic bags, Simo ran to the No. 2 bed in the second carriage under the surprised eyes of people along the way, and opened the door with one knee, his burnt nerves made his face glow softly. , happily and bluntly called his lover's name: "Huan Xiubai! I'm back—"

He saw Huan Xiubai's tangled face clearly, and suddenly woke up, remembering that this person didn't remember himself at all.

The two big bags fell to the ground with a plop, and Simo Hui stammered as he stepped back: "I, I bought too much, I'll give you some..."

With quick eyes and quick hands, Huan Xiu grabbed him before he could escape and dragged him into the house.

When Xi Mo recalled that he didn't have himself in his memory at all, he couldn't help but feel sad. Even the roots of his teeth began to ache, his eye sockets began to heat up, and his breathing was difficult.

Huan Xiubai's voice was gentle: "You are sweating from running so fast, please sit down."

Simo said bitterly: "I won't sit, this bed is so dirty."

Huan Xiubai was not angry when he heard that, but just pulled him to the bedside, sat down by himself, looked up at his sad face, smiled softly, and indulged him to quarrel with himself.

"The bed is dirty, then sit on my lap."

As he spoke, he forced Xi Mohui's waist to sit on his lap with his arms around him.

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I shed tears, Xiaomei is so cute, Xiaomei is so happy and flustered that her nerves are burnt out, the contrast is crazy and cute.

These two stupid couples are so simple, hahahaha love makes people lose their minds

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