Hero Tomie

"This is the practice that must be experienced to become a great priest."

Fu Jiang dug out a box of milk from the corner, wiped off the dust on the box, glanced at the production date, and turned up his wrist to look at the watch. It was very good, and there were still 10 minutes to expire.

Cut open the box, pour the milk into a bowl and warm it up, put it in front of the baby: "Eat it while it's hot, you'll make an exception for the first time you come here today, and you will become a qualified priest tomorrow. It will take 5 minutes Finish it, or it's expired. My conscience will ache for a little baby to drink expired milk."

Li Baoen: I think your conscience is not only not hurting, but also alive and well.

The little baby gulped down the milk with a big bowl in his hand. Naturally, the number one killer who can easily deal with all kinds of harsh environments would not be embarrassed by such a small matter.

"You sleep here at night." Fu Jiang pointed to the tatami outside the door and said to the baby.

Grandpa built the tatami compartment to be used as a tea room. The tea ceremony can soothe the soul. There is a saying in Japan that you can see the world from a cup. Unfortunately, after grandpa left, the place was completely idle.

The big-headed baby sat on the side without saying a word, and Heidou Doudou looked at Fu Jiang with very energetic eyes.

Fu Jiang smiled slightly, and snapped his fingers imitating Atobe. Of course, Emperor Hua would not appear here, but he didn't need to make the bed for the big-headed baby himself.

There it was, that eerie feeling again, and Riboun felt for the gun in his pocket, convinced that there was something in this shrine that he couldn't see.

This time it's not a dull prank.

The drawer under the tatami was automatically opened without being touched, and the neatly stacked mattresses floated out, automatically opened and laid out, then the sheets and pillows, and then the quilt, floated out of the drawer and laid out one by one , not a single wrinkle.

It was as if an invisible hand had done everything swiftly.

"What is it?" Li Baoen asked in a childlike and innocent tone, "Is it the same thing that I 'played' with just now?"

"Are you having fun with 'playing'?" Fu Jiang looked at the little baby skillfully changing himself into a set of blue pajamas with stars and a matching cute nightcap.Probably because it looks a bit like a real baby now, Fu Jiang unconsciously softened his tone, he is always very tolerant of cute furry and other people's children.

"I'm very happy, so what is it?" Li Baoen was already lying under the quilt, blinking his eyes and waiting for the bedside story.

"Look carefully, your appearance is a little different from that of a baby in your country. You are not Japanese." Tomie looked at the baby carefully, "So even if you have a priest certificate, you don't know anything about Japanese Shinto. So I said, a piece of paper It doesn't mean anything."

"Then maybe you'd like to tell me?" the little baby chased after him.

"The significance of the existence of priests is to pray to the gods and convey the will of the gods to the world."

"You said those things are 'gods'?" There was a mockery in the little baby's black eyes, "Gods don't exist in this world."

As soon as he finished speaking, the lamp above his head fell off and hit the soft quilt without breaking.

The little baby's old god is there, and he doesn't panic at all.

"I've seen through it a long time ago. The falling lamp can't hurt me. You don't have to pull it on the god."

bang——

The lamp lying quietly on the quilt was blown up, and the broken glass exploded and splashed everywhere. All the fragments avoided Fu Jiang who was sitting on the side, and smashed on the baby.The little baby quickly shrank down and tucked his head into the quilt. After waiting for a while to calm down, he lifted the quilt and looked at Fu Jiang, hesitating to speak.

"If you don't want to have no place to sleep tonight, I advise you to stop talking." Fu Jiang sincerely suggested.

Although the little baby dodged quickly, a piece of glass shards brushed his face, leaving a scratch on his delicate cheek, and blood beads came out one by one.

"Is it made of things that can't be seen?" The little baby was still very calm and didn't panic.

"Of course not, you can understand it as God's punishment for those who disrespect. As for the invisible things you mentioned," Fu Jiang opened his palm, golden light bloomed, and the broken glass scattered all over the room magically flew back. It condensed into an intact lamp in his palm.

Li Baoen squinted his eyes, as if he was watching a movie played backwards, full of fantasy and suspense.

"How dare I teach a certified priest?" Fu Jiang stood on tiptoe and hung the lamp back, and after saying good night, he closed the door and left the baby on the other side.

Without food or drink, tomorrow I will be able to get rid of the certified little priest.

Really strong, dare to face all harsh environments.

Fu Jiang was awakened by the buzzing roar, and opened the window to meet the people in the helicopter.It's an acquaintance, the boss of Gabrielone I've seen in Italy, Vault Dino, and another brown-haired boy, carrying a package like a hill, climbing down tremblingly with a ladder, halfway through the climb Slip and fall, screaming and falling.Gabrione, who could trip over her left foot and trip her right foot, fell down as expected, and precisely landed on the brown-haired boy.

The man in the black suit driving the helicopter was from the Gabrielone family at first glance, even the boss who laughed at the embarrassment was the same, he drove the helicopter away with a hahaha smile.

With an unexpected visitor, Fu Jiang's plan to sleep until eleven went bankrupt.

"Li Baoen is too much. On a rare weekend, Jingzi and I made an appointment to go to the bookstore together!" The brown-haired boy cried, "Why do you still need to train?"

"Of course it's because you're too weak." The big-headed baby was holding some coffee from somewhere, and on the table was a sandwich, a golden fried egg with two sides, and a fruit salad. It was a hearty breakfast.

"Nonsense! You obviously just asked me to bring you breakfast!" The brown-haired boy complained angrily, "It's too much!"

The big-headed baby stretched out his hand, and the chameleon turned into a big hammer. It hit the brown-haired boy's head heavily, and smashed the boy's head onto the table with a bang.A particularly cruel scene becomes very comical because of the hollow sound of the hammer. It turns out that the seemingly heavy hammer is just a lifelike inflatable plastic toy.

However, the brown-haired boy grinned his teeth and wanted to cry without tears, this should still be quite painful.

"Hahaha, Gang, haven't you gotten used to Li Baoen yet?" Dino laughed loudly, "Even if you know the truth, don't tell the truth, it really needs training."

"It's the same with you, you can't do it without your subordinates!" The little baby jumped up again and knocked down the smiling Gabrielone, and then began to eat breakfast facing the two people with a big bag on their heads.

"Do you want to eat too?" The little baby held up the sandwich and asked Fu Jiang with a cute smile. Before Fu Jiang could answer, he took a bite and bit a small gap in the sandwich.

Fu Jiang ignored this childish method at all: "Our priests don't need to eat. As a certified priest, you should learn to restrain yourself."

"Because of being a 'certified' priest," the big-headed baby emphasized the pronunciation of the word 'certified', "how to be a qualified priest, I think I am more convincing." After speaking, he puffed his cheeks Chew Chew finished the sandwich.

"This is my shrine, I have the final say." Fu Jiang raised his finger, and the food on the table, including the backpack that the brown-haired boy had struggled to carry, instantly turned to ashes. "I don't think priests should eat, and priests in shrines should not eat."

The breath on the little baby's body became very scary in an instant, making the brown-haired boy and Gabrielone, the gang boss, hug each other and tremble.

"Stupid Gang, go to the town and buy me another breakfast." The little baby ordered the brown-haired boy.

"Ah? Eh? But you have already eaten a sandwich, Riboun. This place is far from the city center. I saw it on the plane."

"It's the stupid gang who let you go because of the distance!" The little baby jumped up and kicked the brown-haired boy with a jio, Gabriel did not escape with a roundabout, "I want to drink hot milk tea, hot, here it is 10 minutes."

"10 minutes?" The brown-haired boy hugged his head and shouted, "Hot milk tea? It's impossible!"

"If you can't do it, do it with all your might!" The inflatable hammer turned into a gun, and hit the boy's forehead.

The boy fell down and did not move.

A homicide happened in his shrine. Fu Jiang held his mobile phone and considered whether to call the police. If the murderer was arrested, his priest certificate would be revoked, right?

"resurrection!"

The boy who fell down suddenly jumped up again, and the clothes on his body burst with the sound, leaving only a pair of underwear with strawberries printed on it.

"Desperately, I have to buy back hot milk tea in 10 minutes!" The boy with a fiery forehead rushed out, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Fu Jiang watched his back blending into the sunlight, pondered for a moment, then turned to ask the big-headed baby: "Why didn't the underwear explode together?" Looking thoughtfully at the gun in the baby's hand, "Is there any special setting? Or is the material of the underwear different?"

Reborn:…………

Gabrielone had the same doubt: "Yeah, why?"

After he finished speaking, he was beaten, and the baby jumped up and beat Gabrielone black and blue with a few slaps.After playing, he looked at Fu Jiang: "Let's discuss your study plan, Fu Jiang."

Poorly changed the subject.

"Huh? Has Baoen become Fu Jiang's tutor too? Then Fu Jiang will be my younger brother from now on." Gabriel with half of his face swollen said inarticulately, with a strange blush on his face, and his eyes flickering from time to time. Move towards Fu Jiang.

"Study plan?" Fu Jiang seemed to have heard some big joke, "I want to be my teacher," he said lightly, and quickly drew a series of spells in the air with his fingers, and a figure appeared under the baby's feet. Light blue hexagram charm, "If you can move one step, I will admit you."

Can't blame him for bullying the baby, it's really the study plan that poked his sore feet.I struggled to survive the torment of homework every day. I finally graduated and jumped out of a tutor. I had to take an exam to be a priest. I sincerely made people feel uncomfortable. I didn't just throw people out. Thanks to my love for children.

Fu Jiang glanced at the heavy-faced little baby, no matter what he did, he couldn't move his feet half a step.

Fu Jiang watched him for more than ten minutes, the little baby was still working hard, and he didn't feel impatient or discouraged at all. He sighed and squatted down in front of him, "I admit that you are very strong, as a human being." He poked his finger on the little baby's forehead, " But only human."

Li Baoen raised his head in surprise, looked over Fu Jiang, and looked behind him.

Behind Fu Jiang, there is a group of strange beings, including many monsters in Japanese legends.For example, the big tengu with a long-nosed mask, the young bird, the green lantern...

A group of monsters stood respectfully behind Fu Jiang.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-0723:59:28~2020-01-1000:39:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 38 bottles of Jingwuyue; 23 bottles of Youmeng Xitou; 5 bottles of Yunxi; Da Da, 1 bottle of [-] every day since the beginning;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!