When the magic flower blooms

On the way from the "scenic spot" to the dinner restaurant, Director Xue kept sending and receiving messages.It seemed that the impromptu demands made by the old people made him a little troubled.

But things seem to end with the old man's victory - dinner is set in a restaurant that looks good.Eight people per table, ten dishes and one soup.Although there are no delicacies from mountains and seas, the combination of meat and vegetables is quite passable.

After obtaining the consent of his tablemates, He Tiansi carried Ming Ruoxing into the dining room, but forced him to sit on his lap, and then began to feed him the same food.

"Do you want to eat braised chicken nuggets?"

"Do you want to eat the lion's head?"

"Do you want to eat the sausage?"

He Tiansi almost ordered all the dishes on the table, but Ming Ruoxing always ignored him.

He had a headache here, but the uncles and aunts at the same table were surprised and happy to see it.

"Xiaotian, I said you are so kind to your cat?"

"It's almost the same as being with a person."

"This cat has such a tricky mouth? If it were Wangcai from my family, I would take the bones that have been gnawed by people and gnaw them again."

"Haha... My cat is quite special."

He Tiansi was afraid that Ming Ruoxing would get upset and flick his tail away, so he quickly interrupted the gossip and waved at the waiter again.

"I want to add a fish, pay extra!"

The waiter responded, and it didn't take long to bring a strong woman who looked like the proprietress.

"Do you want to add more food? Yes. But we only have the wild crayfish we just caught here, and the price may be a bit more expensive if you order it a la carte."

"How much?" He Tiansi had a vague premonition.

"120 yuan per catty, [-] processing fees."

"So expensive?!"

The uncles and aunts at the same table shouted almost at the same time: "In our village, you can just grab it in the Yuxi ditch!"

The proprietress looked at them impatiently.

"This kind of fish here is grown on wild goji berries. It has strong muscles and bones, but it's hard to catch. It's not a dish on the menu. It's not because you asked me to introduce it to you. It doesn't matter if you don't order it."

He Tiansi also felt a little worthless: "There are no other fish?"

The proprietress shook her head impatiently: "Forget it if it's too expensive."

He Tiansi suddenly found that he could not get off the tiger.

His current situation is almost like a stunned young man meeting his blind date for the first time.I chose a high-end restaurant because of my wealth, but when I took a look at the menu, my feet were frightened.

What's more terrible is that the girl on the blind date is as beautiful as a fairy, and she looks like the kind of rich daughter who is used to big scenes.

Thinking of this, he looked down at the big white cat sitting in his arms.

Not only is she beautiful like a fairy, but she is also used to seeing big scenes, so there is nothing wrong with her.

Forget it, it's not that I really don't have money, if I can't coax Ming Ruoxing well, that's the big trouble.

"Then I'll take one. It's about a catty more."

The proprietress curled her lips: "The lightest is two catties, if you don't want it, it will be gone."

"...I want it! By the way, I want it to be steamed. Pick out the onion, ginger and garlic, less oil, and not too salty."

Perhaps because he was worried that He Tiansi would regret it, this steamed squid came out rather quickly.A sea bowl as big as a washbasin looks pretty good, so He Tiansi simply asked everyone at the same table to digest it together.

"It's more than 200, it's almost [-], you old man, just give me some face and eat a couple of bites."

He picked up a large chopsticks of fish meat, let it cool down first, then carefully removed all the fish bones, and then brought it to Ming Ruoxing's mouth.

Ming Ruoxing twisted his head symbolically twice as a refusal, and finally accepted the food brought to his mouth.

"Is it delicious? Have some more?"

Maybe it was his sincerity that impressed Ming Ruoxing, and everything went smoothly afterwards.Ming Ruoxing ate half of the fish slowly, then pushed He Tiansi's hand away, and licked his paws.

Seeing that he ate a lot, He Tiansi felt relieved and took a few mouthfuls of rice to fill his stomach.

Anyway, there are no serious attractions to go to, so there is plenty of time for dinner this evening.Director Xue also brought a few big watermelons for everyone to relieve the heat.The tense atmosphere was soothed by those watermelons, coupled with Director Xue's eloquent tongue, the old people started talking and laughing again one by one.

It was almost five o'clock in the evening, and Director Xue signaled everyone to board the car and prepare to go to the hotel.Before leaving, He Tiansi made 290 six yuan fish money, and he suddenly realized that he was the first fool to be slaughtered on this trip.

In any case, money is hard to buy a smile.If Ming Ruoxing can forgive him as soon as possible, and the two get back together, 300 yuan for a fish is nothing.

Worth it!

After boarding the tour group, the bus restarted.

The surrounding areas are already considered the suburbs of City K, with vast land and few people, and the interval between street lights is getting wider and wider.

Passing through a small tunnel, the front is completely plunged into darkness, only the reflector on the fence gives off a fleeting reflection under the light of the car lights.

Which corner is this going to take people to? !

Looking at the gradually rising mountains and the increasingly narrow roads on both sides, He Tiansi muttered again in his heart.To be on the safe side, he decided to send a location message to Xiaomei in case of emergency.

It was really a coincidence—shortly after he sent the location, the mobile phone signal dropped all the way, and finally fell to zero.

There is no signal, which may be considered a spectacle in today's advanced communication technology.He Tiansi vaguely felt that this was not an accidental situation.

Sure enough, the bus drove for about 5 minutes in the pitch-black mountains, and the front finally became bright, and a farm appeared.

I saw a plaque hanging on the gate of the majestic courtyard, with the four characters "Ziyun Mountain Villa" written on it, it was the "hotel" where they rested tonight.

The area covered by Ziyun Villa is really not small.The bus drove into the gate of the courtyard, and walked up the hillside full of tea trees for another 2 minutes. Several high and low buildings appeared in front of it, surrounding a large concrete space, and a row of seventeen or eighteen people stood on the open space.

The bus stopped in the open space, and the moment the door opened, applause poured into the compartment.

Only then did He Tiansi see clearly that those seventeen or eighteen people were all salesmen in suits, leather shoes, stockings and cheongsam, and they were welcoming another batch of fat sheep with "the warmest applause".

Leave the luggage to the porter and send it directly to the corresponding room, and the old people will be surrounded by salespeople as soon as they get out of the car.

Some of them had known each other long ago at the Changle Town Fair, and they were as affectionate as parents and children who had been separated for many years.As for other unfamiliar salesmen, they immediately searched for the kind-hearted old man, and quickly stuck to them.

Soon, almost all elderly people received one-on-one "intimate service".The rest He Tiansi hugged Ming Ruoxing and followed behind foolishly.

No one greeted him, but almost all the salesmen left a beam of peripheral vision on him.

After a short greeting, the old people were immediately brought into the small auditorium on the first floor.It looks similar to the lecture hall of a university, except that a banner "Warmly welcome VIPs from Jinyu Village to guide us" is hung above the stage.

According to the schedule, there will be a "tailor-made cultural evening" for the elderly tonight.

When the "VIPs" sat down one after another, the lights in the auditorium dimmed.On the stage, a hostess with heavy make-up appeared twistingly.

"I bet 500 yuan, this is another big pit."

He Tiansi whispered to Ming Ruoxing in his arms.

His judgment was completely correct. This performance was at the level of the country "caravan performance team".In addition to the sex dance of middle-aged women in bikinis, it is the magic of turning people into living people and cutting up beautiful women, or else it is singing country love songs in Dalian.

Of course, all this "performance" is beside the point.The key point is the various product introductions interspersed in it, just like the advertisements in the middle of a TV series, one after another as if there is no end in sight.

After a half-day journey, most of the old people are already drowsy.But the rhythm of the drums on the stage shook all the seats in the auditorium.

Seeing a few aunts falling asleep and then waking up with fright, He Tiansi immediately went to the person in charge of the place, and said seriously that too loud sound would induce a heart attack in the elderly.

The person in charge weighed it a bit, and finally agreed to adjust the volume, and allowed the old man who wanted to sleep to rest first.

The uncles and aunts who got the news left one by one.Out of a responsible attitude, He Tiansi stayed until the end of the performance, and then followed the rest of the old people to go to rest.

Only then did he realize that he had no idea where he was staying tonight.

So he had to find the person in charge again.Unexpectedly, the other party actually had something to say.

"Mr. He, may I ask, are there any members of your family among these uncles and aunts?"

Temporary lies are too easy to be exposed, He Tiansi simply said the truth: "No, I have nothing to do and come here on my own. You only said to pay 100 yuan, but you didn't say that you can't participate if you are under the age."

The person in charge quickly said that he didn't mean that, and began to insinuate: "I don't know what kind of work you usually do, Mr. He?"

"I'm a homeless person, that's why I came here to participate in this kind of event."

Facing He Tiansi's "thick skin", the person in charge did not give up.

"Mr. He, you are joking. Actually... I think you look a little familiar. I always feel that you look a lot like a salesman from our brother company. I wonder if I remembered it wrong?"

It turned out that he was worried that He Tiansi would grab business and tear down the table.These fraudulent companies, unexpectedly, the water is quite deep.

He Tiansi slandered, but on the surface he put on a smirk all over his face, not losing to professional liars like them at all.

"You must have misremembered. If I had such good eloquence as yours, I would already be a billionaire. How can I covet this 100 yuan cheap and go to the deep mountains and old forests for vacation?"

There was something in his words, and what he said made the person in charge turn green and pale.

"Since Mr. He is so sure, then I remembered wrongly. All the guests here are guests, and Mr. He is also a VIP. It's just that you bring pets, and our guest rooms are not allowed to keep pets according to the rules. Do you see if this cat Stay outside for now, we have a big iron cage over the kitchen..."

Lock Ming Ruoxing in a big iron cage with chickens and ducks?joke!Do you still want to live!

He Tiansi refused without even thinking about it, and said that he was with the cat, and he didn't mind posting money or simply sleeping on the bus with the cat.

The person in charge pretended to hesitate for a while, and quickly gave a solution: "There is a place to live, but you can't live with uncles and aunts."

It turned out that the purpose was to isolate him from the main force.

Seeing the tricks, He Tiansi calmed down and nodded without hesitation.