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"Are you crazy, sister! I'm not gay!" I jumped three feet away from her and bumped into Tee's chest without bumping into him. He actually took advantage of the situation and hugged me from behind. Bloody Korean drama!I gave him a fierce look and threatened him to let me go quickly, but this bastard who was beaten by a thousand knives actually looked at me innocently!You see it's all you, don't you think it's not enough to add to the chaos, my sister's eyes are about to shoot thunder! !

"Hee hee hee..." There was such a sinister laugh! "I have a friend in Korea who is gay. They are super cute. Both of them are handsome and take good care of each other. Every time they go out together, the girls scream."

"Sister, enough is enough. Are you asking me to sell cosmetics just to push me on the road of being a sissy... Hey, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?" I was in a bad mood, and I was about to start complaining.I passed the old lady's nympho face and walked straight to the kitchen.I'm so hungry I'm starting to growl (I just had a sandwich for dinner).As for Tee, he just stood there stupidly. If this continues, I don't know what kind of material my old sister will use to make up. "Hey Tee, hurry up and find something to eat."

"Ah...oh." He smiled and followed me.

Uh... Is there anything I can use to pad my stomach... Every time I come back late, my mother will give me some leftovers, even more than usual, because she is afraid that I will go crazy when I come back at night without seeing food, my mother There is also a cute side is no, hee hee.

"Fuse, there's no food in the pot, what are we going to eat?" Oh, yeah?I took my hand out of the refrigerator and went to lift the lid of the pot.Sure enough, as Tee said, the pot was empty.

"Ah, I didn't know you guys would come back for dinner, so I threw it away... Haha, I'm sorry." My sister smiled apologetically at both of us.Why! ! ! !I am almost desperate for life, I am so hungry that my intestines are broken! ! ! !

"Ang~sister! Then what do you want us to eat! Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry! I'm hungry, I'm hungry! I'm starving to death!!"

"You're an adult now, don't be so childish, okay?" My sister raised her index finger and poked my forehead in less than 5 minutes after she realized she was wrong. Scratch your face with your fingernails (Trough, find out who is doing the wrong thing now! And that Tee, you still pointed at my nose and laughed, don’t you think it’s funny!)

The figure in the pink top fumbled in the refrigerator for a while, "Yes!...I bought four sandwiches...you can share two with each of you. This is very precious, I bought it from the airport."

yeah! ! ! ! ! ! !How stingy it is to hide and pinch something good!We bowed our heads in thanks as we quickly grabbed delicious tuna sandwiches, two for each of us, mouthwatering to watch.

"Thank you sister, it tastes delicious just looking at it."

Such a flattering tone, as soon as you hear it, it must be from Tee, and I can't wait to sit on the dining table and start chewing.It's delicious, hee hee... Tee sat next to me, and then ate it gracefully. It's really a completely different style of painting from mine.Wow, you lost a big piece of tuna, is your jaw leaking?It's so late, Eunuch Tianlei should be asleep too... I'd better eat mine, hahaha, monkey bark.

"I just said it's delicious, isn't it?" My most beautiful sister in the world has already seen everything from the way we eat.Then he walked to the sink, soaked some water in the empty rice cooker, and washed the remaining dishes.We could only nod quickly, because it was hard to talk with a mouth full of bread. "Hey, Fuse, Tee."

"Where/what?"...Oh, you must know who said that.

"Knowing that you are not 'that kind of relationship', I am relieved."

"..." What, what's going on?

The clear voice continued, she was washing the dishes by herself, and didn't pay attention to the two of us, "Hey, there are many people like this in my circle, they are kind-hearted and treat everyone They are all very friendly... It's just that although the society is much more tolerant now, it's not yet to such an absolute level, especially in Thai society... You all know that this kind of thing is still looked down upon by many people... Sometimes They were ridiculed, pointed at their backs, and even spurned, calling them abnormal."

"........."

"...Tee and Fuse, you both have good academic performance, you will definitely go to a great university, find a job after graduation, and then start a family and start a business, pass on the family line, and make your ancestors shine forever...I believe that your children must be as good as you. To be a respectable person in society is to be the pride of my parents..." My sister's smiling face reveals a strong sense of pride, immersed in a wonderful fantasy.

"..." Tee and I looked at each other inexplicably, without saying a word.

"I say that, not to treat you as that kind of person, I just express my concern. Especially you two, the more cute and handsome you are, the more you have to be careful, don't try!" My sister turned her head and looked He gave us a moment, then turned back and continued to wash the dishes.I swallowed, and silently put down the sandwich in my hand.

"...Because I often encounter this kind of thing. After trying once, I can't stop, and I fell into it without knowing it. There are many people like this. When I was an undergraduate student, I had a super handsome straight boyfriend. , is a school grass-level person in the department. The only bad thing is one word, drunk! Then he had sex with a boy. At first, he just tried it once, but now you see, he has become gay and has a wife. Ah bah, hubby! Hey, I fell in love with a man, tsk tsk! It’s such a pity that I have such a high face value, every time I think about it, it makes me sad... Actually, I don’t hate it, I even feel very excited. Cute So cute, handsome, handsome, as long as they walk arm in arm, I can't help screaming, hehehe... Stop, don't look at me so seriously! I'm just complaining, what's the matter Just say something. Oh, it’s finished. Thailand is hot, I’d better go up and blow on the air conditioner... and put on a mask, and you’ll be young again~ Remember to wash the dishes before you go upstairs, remember.”

"…OK."

"Hey! How did you become so cute? There is strawberry juice in the refrigerator, share it with you."

"Okay..." I replied softly, watching my sister's figure disappear at the end of the stairs.I don't know why the sandwich suddenly became unpalatable. It seems that not only I think so, but the person next to me also suddenly became very silent.

Tee seemed to be thinking about something again.

I know what he's thinking.

"Don't think too much about it." I slammed the bread into his mouth, and he sprayed it on the ground with a loud cry, and then the scene was silent.He stared at the water glass in front of him, but his thoughts flew far away.

"I'm sorry..." Oh, it's this rotten line again.Sister, sister, how hard did you think it took me to break his feelings? You fired a cannon at us like this, and he collapsed again. Can you tell me!

"Needless to say I'm sorry, do you really think I'm gay? I have a girlfriend!"

"Um, yeah." The corners of his mouth turned up and he showed me a smile, but I knew he was faking it because there was no smile in his eyes at all.

Anyway, you don't intend to listen to what I say, it's hopeless.

"Don't think about it, finish it!" I stuffed the rest of the sandwich (because it wasn't tasty) into his mouth, and his handsomeness was destined to be destroyed by me.You can see that his face is covered with bread crumbs, expensive tuna sticks all over his mouth, his nose and cheeks are sloppy, and he is sobbing regardless of his image, hahaha, I really want to take a photo to blackmail him.I only told you about such a funny look, don't say it.

"Bastard! Cough cough cough... I almost choked to death, you boy, you actually beat me with bread!"

"You deserve it!" I raised my eyebrows at him, stuck out my tongue, and made all kinds of death sounds, until Tee couldn't help but lifted his butt from his position.

"Really, then you're ready!" Before the words fell, Tee grabbed the bread on the plate and attacked me with lightning speed, so fast that I didn't have time to check whether the murder weapon was still in his bowl .cough cough! ! !My tonsils are going to be stuffed by you!I also choked on the tuna meat in my nostrils and I thought I was going to die!

"Cough, cough, choked my nose! Want to see Lao Tzu's tricks, yes, I will help you!" I snorted and tried to spit out the fish, and gave him a "you're going to die" Gesture, the guy covered his stomach and laughed.Hmph, is it funny... funny isn't it... I started to search for other biochemical weapons, such as tissues, and grabbed a handful and was about to stuff them into his mouth. Now you're not quiet, hehehe.

"How dare you...vomit! Cough cough, it's dirty, this is a used tissue!" He quickly spit out the tissue, took a gulp of water, and rushed to the sink.You are too exaggerated! !It's just to wipe your hands, not your butt, hahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I could still laugh if it wasn't for the Tee who received a thousand dollars and showed me garlic (I don't know where I got it)!That evil smiling face is scarier than any ghost in the world. He seems to know that garlic is the thing I hate the most besides bean sprouts!

"Stop, stop, stop! If you have something to say, let's not play with garlic, whoa, whoa, don't come here, bastard, take it away, get away!"

"Hey hey, it's fun like this..."

Where is the fun!Is it interesting to play me like this! ! !

"Take it away! Believe it or not, I'll destroy you! Wow, don't stop, Tee you bastard---!! Take it away!!!"

"Hahaha, where are you going to escape, I will feed you after peeling the skin in a while, it's delicious, hahaha."

"You are shameless!!!!!!"

…World War IV has officially begun in my kitchen.

At two o'clock in the morning, we are finally going to bed, er, it seems that I can't say that... again, we are finally ready to fall asleep.Ah, why does it still smell like an old married couple!Anyway, lying on the bed (mine) on all fours, ready to fall asleep.

It's been a long day today, from getting out of bed to going back to bed, tired all day long.The Fourth World War caused great damage to the body and mind of Fuse children's shoes. It was a perverted battle that violated the humanitarian spirit. The bad impact of this war was that a piece of half-lived garlic was mercilessly stuffed into the victim throat (see my tears).My God, how could there be such a wonderful species, what the hell is this smell like!Tee, the winner, is naturally extremely happy!Just when he was careless, I launched a counterattack and stuffed a small red pepper into his mouth.He exploded immediately, crying for his father and mother, and I couldn't help worrying that this would wake up my parents, and then waved a bamboo stick to flog us to death.In the end Tee drank almost all the water in the refrigerator.But in the end, no one had an advantage in the battle, and both sides suffered losses.

After we were done, we went upstairs to take a shower, and Tee washed first.Because we are rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses stays to clean up the scene, and whoever wins can go upstairs to take a bath in comfort.So you also know what happened to me... That's right!According to the setting of the story, I definitely lost!When I think about being with those disgusting garlic again, my God, I might as well be tender to death! ! !

Finally finished everything... Actually, it’s not too much, it’s already past one o’clock, but I haven’t done my homework yet, and I have to rush out even if I roll my eyes (fortunately, there are still Vit’s to copy). Of course Tee gave full play to the spirit of being the number one male and said he would help me, but he could only help me mentally.Because once the ruthless teacher finds out that it is not my handwriting (like scratched by a chicken paw), I will definitely die beautifully (there should be a smile here), and I will also hurt my companions.Think about all kinds of corporal punishment items such as push-ups, sit-ups, leapfrogs, pull-ups, etc., wow, the hairs are all over the body.But this is also good, Tee is playing my PSVita on the side, chatting with me while eating snacks, I will not feel sleepy.Because once the eyelids are closed, you will be woken up by the annoying ghost next to you (I didn't know that people can be cheap, but it's really rare to be as cheap as him).

It's finally time to close your eyes, ah...comfortable.Being able to hug the pillow on the bed is really the happiest thing in the world.

I set the alarm on my phone and was about to fall asleep when I suddenly noticed that the person next to me in my vest was staring straight at the ceiling.I can't help but sigh.

"You're still thinking about what my sister said."

He was startled, and turned to look at me, "No..." Hehe, you can't even lie.

"Then go to bed quickly, and you have to get up early tomorrow to get your clothes."

"Well, I'm asleep." Tee glanced to one side, before giving me a forced smile.Today I don't know how many times I saw this forced smile.

I know I don't like it.

Looking at his rolling eyelids, I knew he was trying to fall asleep to reassure me.

"I can't sleep. If you're still struggling."

Tee opened his eyes, revealing a slit, and glanced at me suspiciously, "Huh?"

I just looked at his lips like this, and the picture paused for a moment.I suddenly made a decision... Uh, of course I didn't intend to do this. If I'm honest in my heart, then my next actions shouldn't be harmful...

I brought my face closer to Tee's and met his lips.After feeling a burst of warmth, I slowly withdrew and saw Tee's expression that was about to burst.

"you you!"

He stared at me in disbelief, and I grinned at him with 32 neat teeth.

"Look! I don't feel anything. We won't become what my sister said. Don't think about it. Let's forget what happened that night, okay?"

"...you...really don't feel it?" Tee's rhetorical tone was a bit abnormal, I smiled at him, the answer to this question seems to be obvious.

"Well, otherwise, what do you think, hehehe."

"..."

"Whether it's you kissing me or I kissing you, whether it's ten times or a hundred times, it's just like touching a stake, hahaha."

I thought he was going to bicker with me as usual, but he was surprisingly calm, staring at me solemnly, and seemed to have a lot to say.

"Tee...you..." I called out to him uneasily.

But before I could say anything, I was blocked by his lips that suddenly pressed over!groove! !what's going on! ! ! ! !Are you kidding me! ! !My mouth was still open, and my heart was jumping by his wanton intrusion of tongue!He poked out the tip of his tongue and walked freely between my lips and teeth, and I was completely defeated by him without even a little bit of defense.There was a sound of protest in my throat, and I tried hard to break free from his tiger's mouth.His strong arms were tightly wrapped around my waist, and I was suppressed by his hot body and couldn't move at all.And his other hand was slowly sweeping my cheek, trying to tame me.The hot and restless tip of the tongue was frantically demanding in my mouth, eager to win my response. Wherever Tee went, it left behind a faint fragrance of toothpaste.It tastes as sweet and delicious as chocolate melts in your mouth.I can't explain the sweetness, where and how it comes from.All I know is that it's a new feeling that I've never felt before, and that it hits me, leaving me numb and limp.

I began to stop resisting gradually, because I understood that no matter how hard I tried, it would be useless.I can't resist his physical strength, plus this damn soft feeling makes me unable to lift up... (I can't do it anymore...) We kissed for a long time, kissing and kissing, I feel like my whole body is going to burn, The beating in the left chest became more and more intense, and it was about to deviate from the normal rhythm.

It wasn't until we couldn't take the growing suffocation anymore that Tee backed away, both of us panting.He smiled contentedly, which made my heart skip a beat, and I regained my senses in an instant.Fuck! ! ! ! !You can still laugh! ! ! !

"Tell me again, do you still not feel it this time?" He asked with some sarcasm in his words, and I sincerely said that this is the most hateful smiling face I have ever seen!

"Eh...um! I don't feel anything at all!" I yelled angrily, my face was still hot and uncomfortable at this moment, but luckily the lights are off now, otherwise this bastard would see my blushing face Can be good!wipe!Why did I feel dizzy just now? It was a living pain!

"If you don't feel it, you don't feel it...I believe you can't do it." I gave the middle finger to this wild dog that just went crazy, and I thought my face must be as red as the logo of Tomato Station at the moment (Note : Those who have used turemove phone cards in Thailand know that it is turevision TV pot, red, very red, super red).I turned my back to him and hugged the pillow next to me. If he hadn't made such annoying noises again, I might have fallen asleep! (Yeah, I want to kick this guy under the bed!)

"Sleep, I'm so sleepy! If you don't sleep, I will kick you down!" In fact, I am very awake now, and my heart has been beating violently without rest.What is this guy doing, can he sleep well tonight?

"Hahaha, OK, I'm going to sleep, I just finished bullying you, I'm sure I'll have a good dream tonight." Hmph!What else would you do besides bullying me, you bastard!I was about to turn my head around and swear to my heart's content, and then blow his head off, when I thought about it, if this fight continues, it will be dawn.Sleep, Fuse, don't worry about villains, sleep is the top priority...Come on, close your eyes~

"Fuse..." What's wrong with you, my uncle!Can't sleep yet!

"What, I'm going to sleep!"

"...Just now you said you didn't feel it, but I... I think it's beautiful." Although I didn't see his expression and eyes, but from his voice, I can be sure that this sentence is not a joke.

"........."

"You said let us forget about that night, maybe it's easy for you, until one day, you really forget..."

"........."

"But... I won't forget, never will."

"........."

"Please remember."

"........."

"Good night."

The familiar voice stopped here.All that was left was a mess in my head, or to put it another way, a blank slate with no thoughts.

I put my hand on my left chest, and felt that there was still a strong beating there, as if it was about to burst out.

... I don't quite understand, what's going on in this place?