[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

This is a tragedy that happened after Naoto Kudo recovered his memory, and he did it himself.

Changing the possession, Kudo Naoto is equivalent to a rebirth, resurrection after death, the adventurer card does not have such a sensitive ability to distinguish, it will automatically determine that he is dead at the moment the magnet shatters, and the two "normal" on the status column The word "deceased" is grayed out.

When Naoto Kudo took the card to the guild, the receptionist was very surprised and thought it was a faulty card, so he reissued a new one for him, but when he re-registered his occupation, he hesitated and did not choose as before. high priest.

He's had enough of not being aggressive!

Moreover, there is another important reason here.

"Please, can you teach me that acting skill!"

A long time ago, at a reception, Kudo Naoto accidentally saw Sato Kazuma use a stealing skill to grab Chris's panties out of thin air, and he was completely shocked at that time.

It's a pity that he was already a high priest at that time, and he couldn't learn the skills of other professions, but now it's different, he is the same as Sato Kazuma, he is the most basic adventurer, you can learn it!

"The remuneration within my ability, no matter what it is." For this reason, Naoto Kudo even brought all his wealth.

Sato Kazuma struggled to look away from the gold coin box on the table, and waved his hands pretending to be chic: "No pay, you and Saiki have taken care of us so much, just teaching you a skill is nothing."

Skill learning is very simple. First, you have to see the effect of the skill with your own eyes, and then ask the user to teach it. The name of the skill will appear in the "currently learnable skill" item on the card. You only need to use the points to select the skill to complete the learning. Very simple and convenient.

What are you going to do after learning it?

Of course it's a scam!

At night, while Saiki Kusuo was carrying his clothes to the bathroom to take a shower, he raised his arms and pointed his palms outward at his little friend's back.

The first time you try, it doesn't matter what you steal!

After the posture was set, Naoto Kudo lowered his voice and activated the skill: "steal——(quietly)"

A flash of light flashed in front of his eyes, and the skill was activated successfully. There was something extra in his hand, which was soft and delicate to the touch, like cloth, with the body temperature of its owner on it, so it was very warm to touch.

He quickly turned around with the things, then lowered his head, opened his hands, and was dumbfounded at the first glance: "Huh?"

Black fabric, familiar shape, this is indeed Nan Shen's thing, and there is an identical one hanging on the balcony.

I rub it!

Could it be that the skill that Kazuma taught him is only to pick up underwear!

No, Kazuma and his luck values ​​are different, so why do they catch the same things?

Just when he was still struggling, a voice suddenly came from above his head: "When did you take off my underwear?"

Saiki Kusuo stood behind him with his arms crossed, lowered his head and looked down, focusing on what Kudo Naoto was holding in his hands, with a very scary, too bright smile on his face.

Naoto Kudo shrank his neck and arched his back, wishing to shrink himself into a ball and roll out, but he knew very well in his heart that it was impossible to escape, so all he could do now was to make excuses in a low voice: "Actually, there is a small Misunderstanding, I was just practicing skills, I really didn’t expect this to happen, please forgive me QAQ”

Ahh—help, it's too scary, I don't dare to look back at all, and I don't dare to run, it's so swollen!

"But you've already done it. If that's the case, it's time to reciprocate. You're done, and then it's my turn."

Naoto Kudo felt that he was being grabbed by his collar, and almost cried out in panic. He quickly grabbed the wooden cabinet next to him, grabbed hold of it, and continued to shout: "I told you I didn't do it on purpose, at most I just wanted to I want two balls on your head!"

Saiki Kusuo nodded: "Well, okay, let alone two balls, I will give you the stick."

A wooden cabinet is only heavy, and Saiki Kusuo can grab it with his hands, not to mention that he has superpowers, he only needs to levitate and float away with the cabinet and the person.

The moment he floated up, Naoto Kudo knew that he was going to die, but he was still very unwilling!

"Please, I'm not kidding you!"

"Who is joking with you? I always do what I say. I will definitely give you both a ball and a stick."

Saiki Kusuo's actions showed his consistent style of doing what he said. He led the man into the bathroom while talking, and then closed the door.

After a while, the sound of water and shouts intertwined.

"Help—ahhh—let me go, God Nan, please, I promised to go on a mission with Zhen tomorrow!"

"It's okay, if you can't get up tomorrow, I'll take them."

You all know what happened next, so I won’t go into details here.

The author has something to say: In fact, the full title of the article is: Help, (Leave me alone,) Lord Nan!