[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

Shinmi Teruhashi, the most well-known "kind and beautiful perfect girl" in PK Academy, this is not only what she thinks in her heart, but also an abnormal "truth"-few people can resist her No matter how tough the man looks, he will bow down under her pomegranate skirt with a disgusting flush on his face, and say "oh hoo" from the bottom of his heart.

So far she has only found two exceptions, both of which are her classmates, one is Kusuo Saiki who has never been low-key and inconspicuous, and the other is the new transfer student Naoto Kudo.

Moreover, there seems to be some ulterior relationship between these two people. When Naoto Kudo first transferred, they had a wave of scandals, saying that a third party intervened between them, causing them to misunderstand. The two eventually turned against each other, which sounds really scary!

(Kai Teng Shun: Wait a minute, why am I the third party?)

But according to her observation, the relationship between Kudo Naoto and Saiki Kusuo is quite good, and it is not as close as rumored, but more like ordinary friends.

But if this is the case, they have no reason not to respond to a "perfect girl" like her, there must be something wrong!

Kusuo Saiki: "...Hey." Although the voices of him and Naoto Kudo have been mentioned recently, although they are less, they still exist, especially some special groups of girls with big brain holes, and even make up some The scenes that are not suitable for children made Qi Mu, who could hear their voices, couldn't help but blush (the kind that couldn't be seen on the surface).

It's just that being targeted by Teruhashi Xinmei is much more troublesome than them. The latter may only howl or make up their minds because of their approach, but the former doesn't know what to do.

What's more, she is not the only one in trouble now.

Yumehara Zhiyu, a female classmate who is more inexplicable than Zhaoqiao Xinmei, does not know which tendon in the brain suddenly twitched, and suddenly fell in love with him, secretly tinkering with some small plans, intending to artificially create some small things. Accidentally strengthened contact with him, the ultimate goal is to establish a close relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend.

But he doesn't have this idea at the moment, and more importantly, whether it's Teruhashi or Yumehara, he is not interested in developing a relationship with any of them beyond the class.

Saiki Kusuo spent the whole class thinking of a solution, but when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, his mind was still in a mess.

After all, he is still not good at handling this kind of interpersonal relationship.

"Qimu, get out of class is over, let's go have lunch together."

"Um."

Recently, in order to avoid Yumehara and Teruhashi, Saiki Kusuo has been doing his best to act with Kudo Naoto as much as possible, even if he goes to the toilet, he eats together in the cafeteria almost every day.

Naoto Kudo dawdled for a long time before opening his mouth cautiously: "Saiki, do you have a date now?"

Friend Project - exchange mutual likes/girlfriends in a relationship.

Meal time is the best time to chat, and the atmosphere is pretty good now.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo didn't want to answer this question, not because of any privacy concerns, but through telepathy, he already knew that Zhiyu Yumehara and Shinmi Teruhashi had also come to the dining hall, and they were sitting two or three seats away from each other. , this distance is enough for them to hear their own answers.

And according to the inner activities of the two girls who are excited and looking forward to at this time, it is certain that his answer at this time will largely determine whether they will trouble themselves and the degree of trouble in the future.

After a short pause, Saiki Kusuo nodded, "Yes."

"Really!" Naoto Kudo's eyes lit up, "Who is it?"

The two girls on the side also held their breath and waited.

"She still doesn't know that I like her."

"Crush!"

"Um."

"At school?"

"It's from school."

"Also, what type is it?"

Saiki Kusuo stared straight at him: "Also...she is very beautiful, but unfortunately she is an idiot, she often speaks without thinking, and often causes me trouble."

Naoto Kudo: "Huh?"

Zhaoqiao Xinmei: "..."

Yumehara Zhiyu: "..."

The voices of the three were synchronized at this moment: "What's wrong with such a girl?"

Although I hope that the sweetheart described by Qi Mu is himself or a type similar to himself, and they are happy to accept it if they are beautiful, but "idiot", the tone is too serious, it doesn't sound like a joke.

Naoto Kudo is also questioning this: "You mean she's stupid and cute?"

"No, she is indeed an idiot." Saiki Kusuo smiled again, but the arc of the corner of his mouth has a somewhat meaningful meaning, "She is trying to be my friend now, the kind of ordinary friend , but I don't want to establish such a simple relationship with her, do you understand?"

Naoto Kudo was stunned, this was the first time Saiki showed such strong emotions in front of him.

There was an obvious gasping sound from the side, and it was obvious that the two girls were a little shocked.

"So did you confess to her?"

Saiki Kusuo nodded: "Yes."

"Then how did she answer you?"

Saiki Kusuo pretended to be lonely and said: "She just wants to be my best friend."

Naoto Kudo shook his shoulders, and his blue eyes showed obvious sympathy: "You have been issued a friend card!"

Saiki Kusuo nodded with a heavy expression, then he pursed his lips and closed his eyes, lowered his head, resting his forehead and eyebrows with his hands, as if he didn't want to say more.

Naoto Kudo wanted to reach out and pat him on the shoulder, but as soon as he dropped his hand, he felt Saiki's shoulder shaking constantly, and the sympathy in his eyes suddenly increased.

system:"……"

Dear idiot, didn't you notice the obvious smile in Qi Mu's eyes when you asked the question? That guy was teasing you.

"Do I know that girl?"

"You see often." Every day in the mirror.

"Oh, I still see it often?" Naoto Kudo was stunned, "But, I haven't been to other places in school except classrooms, playgrounds, toilets and canteens."

"Um."

Naoto Kudo frowned, and began to think seriously: "I haven't recognized all the female students in the classroom. I went to play basketball on the playground, and there are no girls."

Saiki Kusuo: Are you ignoring the girls who are watching and cheering and bringing you water?

"Toilet..." Naoto Kudo blushed suddenly, a little embarrassed, "I seem to often see a group of colorfully dressed girls go to the wrong toilet and go to the boy's side. It's beautiful, but I don't know if I'm not stupid."

Saiki Kusuo: I remember that there seemed to be someone from the anime club at school, and it probably wasn’t because he went to the wrong toilet. However, young man, your current thinking is very dangerous, you know that!

"There are even more people in the dining hall, but if you say you see them often," he tilted his head, "it seems that there are only the aunt who spoons the dishes and the cleaning lady."

The system couldn't help complaining: "...Why don't you include the proprietress of the cafeteria?"

Naoto Kudo stared, and his body shook: "You mean Saiki loves a man/wife!"

I feel like I'm going to die if I don't talk anymore.

Saiki Kusuo coughed, "He's in our class."

Naoto Kudo gasped, and said in amazement: "Could it be—is the head teacher?" It seemed that the head teacher was also married, and said that he had already given birth to a baby.

The system almost knelt down at his reaction, and sighed, "Why do you have to make trouble with the setting of a man/wife?"

Saiki Kusuo also wanted to sigh: Yes.

"However, in our classroom, I really can't think of anyone who is a beautiful idiot who often speaks out of his mind and causes trouble for Saiki!" Kudo Naoto held his head and thought hard, "I really can't see it except after makeup. It turns out that the homeroom teacher who looks ugly, attacks students with ginseng at every turn, and always arranges quizzes to make people collapse, I really can't think of another person who fits this description!"

system:"……"

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Even though you're an idiot with a poor brain, your ability to shake the pot is really unrivaled!

The system asked half-jokingly and half-seriously: "By the way, have you never thought that the person Qi Mu described might be you?"

Saiki Kusuo carefully looked at Naoto Kudo's face, wanting to see how he would react when he heard this question. After all, he did use Naoto Kudo's appearance to describe his non-existent girlfriend.

In addition to getting rid of the troubles of the two girls next to him, he also wanted to tease Naoto Kudo by the way.

But he didn't expect the other party's reaction to be completely beyond his expectations.

Naoto Kudo laughed inwardly: "Just kidding, I'm not an idiot!"

Saiki Kusuo: Wait a minute, are you serious?

System: It seems that guys who have brain problems and forget to take medicine will say so.