[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

God Nan is actually coveting his little chrysanthemum!

God Nan, he was thinking about his little chrysanthemum!

Oh my god, it's terrible!

The more I think about it, the more afraid I become!

As if there was a pan of oil under him, Naoto Kudo tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep no matter what, at the end he even accidentally fell under the bed and fell to the ground with a loud sound.

"It hurts to death." He rubbed his shoulders and sat up, climbed back to the bed, slept with God Nan for too long, his body was too used to resist falling.

When he just laid down, there was a knocking sound on the wall, and then there was a sound from the next door that made him unable to sleep.

"Why did you fall again, do you want me to come and accompany you?"

Naoto Kudo suddenly frowned: "Why haven't you slept yet!"

"Aren't you still asleep?" The smile in the voice was almost overflowing.

Thinking that the movement of his tossing and turning might be known to the other party, Naoto Kudo suddenly became more ashamed, and couldn't help but angrily said: "No need to come here, go to sleep!"

"Really don't need it?"

"Really, no need!" Naoto Kudo gritted his teeth.

The sound from the next door finally disappeared, but he still pressed his ears to the wall uneasy. After a while, he finally realized how stupid his behavior was, so he straightened up again and let out a long sigh.

He actually knows something about men and men. After all, those erotic books in hell are not only for men and women. He accidentally turned to several books. When he read them, he was only a little surprised, and then he forgot them all. up.

But he still remembers what Uncle Fox said casually to him-no matter male or female, don't be the one below, I heard it will hurt.

He is afraid of pain, very afraid.

As far as Nanshen's sturdy physical fitness is concerned, it is impossible for him to overwhelm him, and he can't beat him at all if he fights.

"Ah, what should I do..." He covered his face in distress and wailed softly.

"Don't worry, I won't be rough on you."

Naoto Kudo put down his hands, turned his head, and looked at the wall in shock: "Hey, why haven't you slept yet!"

"There's so much movement over there, how could I possibly be able to sleep."

"Uh……"

"I won't force you. It doesn't make much sense to force this kind of thing."

Saiki Kusuo was a man who followed his word, and Naoto Kudo knew this, so he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"However, if you beg me instead, then I won't be polite to you anymore."

Kudo Naoto said firmly: "I won't."

"Ah."

There was no sound from the next door again, but this time Naoto Kudo didn't dare to make a sound, he just lay down on the bed silently, he was tossing a lot before, but now he was really tired, and he fell asleep after a while.

He woke up early the next day, but when Saiki Kusuo knocked on the door to say hello, there was no answer.

I don't know how Saiki Kusuo knew he was awake, knocked on the door and said: "If you don't go with me to do the task, you can stay in the village obediently, if you don't have enough gold coins, you can go to my room to get them." Said After that he left.

Although it would be boring to be alone, but compared to the safety of chastity, boredom is nothing!

He can still do tasks in the village without going out of the village to spawn monsters.

As a result, he had just arrived at the guild and just entered the door, when he saw a scene that shocked him.

A girl with long blue hair claimed to be Aqua, the goddess enshrined by the Axis Cult, and bowed down to ask an Eris Cultist for alms.

Naoto Kudo: "!!!"

No matter how poor the followers of the Axis Cult are, if they are so poor that they need to be deceived, at most they will use the name of the highest priest. This female liar dares to call herself a goddess, it is too much!

The female liar seems to have a boyfriend. The two of them looked very young, both about sixteen or seventeen years old. They took the money and showed a look of disgust (yu) (men). After a while, we walked towards the reception window together.

Naoto Kudo hurried forward a few steps, stopped in front of them, fixed his eyes on the blue-haired female liar, sized him up seriously, and said with a frown: "I am a member of the Axis Cult, and I saw you claiming to be my teacher just now. The goddess of water enshrined, this is really... too outrageous!"

When the girl heard that he claimed to be a follower of Axis, her face suddenly showed joy, and even the boyfriend next to her showed obvious joy, but when he finished speaking, the expressions of the two of them became as stiff as constipation.

Naoto Kudo thought that they were ashamed by him, so he taught him more righteously: "I don't know what you think, but you shouldn't do such a thing, it is completely intolerable for devout believers , Fortunately, it was me you met, if you were to change to someone else with a bad temper, you would probably be beaten up now."

An annoyed look appeared on the girl's face, her cheeks puffed up, and she said angrily: "But I'm really..."

The boy next to her seemed to be afraid of her opening, so he quickly pressed her mouth and explained with an embarrassed expression: "I'm sorry, my partner has a problem with his brain. I always feel that I look like a goddess, so I use the goddess own name."

The girl turned her head and looked at him with shocked eyes: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Who are you talking about!)"

"I see." Naoto Kudo's face softened when he heard the reason, and he should be more tolerant towards patients.

"I'm Kazuma Sato, her name is Akuya, what's your name?"

"My name is Naoto Kudo. We look about the same age, so we don't need to use honorific names."

Seeing that he was so easy to talk, Sato Kazuma felt that he was really lucky. He chatted with Kudo Naoto for a while, and then said that they were novices, and embarrassedly begged the latter to introduce them to the village and some precautions for novices. .

Naoto Kudo was idle and had nothing to do, so he agreed.

After the two completed the registration, Naoto Kudo took them around the village and briefly introduced some important infrastructure. After that, he led them back to the guild and had lunch together in the lobby.

Both Sato Kazuma and Akuya were penniless, so this meal could only be invited by Kudo Naoto, but it didn't cost much—compared to his usual appetite.

Sato Kazuma asked him carefully about the adventurer's income and consumption level, and he felt a little more at ease - if he was frugal, it should be enough, but there is still a problem here, the adventurer's mission is generally to fight monsters Yes, but he doesn't have weapons and armor, emmm...

He raised his head suddenly, looking at the golden head opposite him with piercing eyes: "Kudou, are you teaming up with someone now?"

Naoto Kudo has been stared at by people so many times, so he didn't care, just nodded: "Yes."

"That...although I'm a little embarrassed, but the two of us have just become adventurers, and we don't know much about how to fight monsters, so can you take the liberty to ask you, if it is convenient, allow us to watch and learn, we promise to be safe Watch quietly, don't run around, don't hold back!"

"Study from the sidelines?" Naoto Kudo frowned slightly, looking a bit embarrassed.

What is embarrassing, of course it is embarrassing how to tell my friends - under the premise of ensuring the safety of Chrysanthemum.

Seeing his hesitation, Sato Kazuma was startled, his eyebrows twitched, and he quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, I think this request seems a bit too much, just pretend I didn't say it!"

Naoto Kudo waved his hand and said frankly: "No, no, it's not too much. It's normal for novices to have such needs, but I'm not the main force in the team, so I might need to ask my teammates."

Although it's not an affirmative answer, it's better than directly refusing.

Kazuma Sato was very grateful for this: "Then I will trouble you."

In the evening, Naoto Kudo told his request to Kusuo Saiki—across the wall, it was not so difficult for the latter, whether it was one burden or three burdens, but...

"I am a magician, one of them is the most basic adventurer, and the other is a high priest with the same occupation as you. They use different skills and fight in different ways. I am afraid that even if you watch my actual combat, you will not be able to gain anything. "

In fact, it is true. Saiki Kusuo's magic attack is too lethal, and the coverage is almost foul. It has no guiding effect on the learning of novices.

Nevertheless, Kazuma Sato is still very grateful to them. After watching Kusuo Saiki’s magic, his eyes are full of yearning for the future: “I’ve only seen this effect from the screen before, but those are just computer special effects. Even if I went to the cinema to watch a 3D movie, I didn’t feel so shocked, it’s amazing!”

"Screen, computer, 3D movie?" Naoto Kudo stared at him for a long time when he heard these words, and finally couldn't help asking, "Are you from Japan too?"

Sato Kazuma was stunned for a moment, and then looked back at him with the excited expression of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land: "Don't you also..."

Before he could finish speaking, Naoto Kudo pursed his lips and nodded wildly: "Hmm!"

They chatted a lot, and each talked about their past, but finally found that they did not seem to come from the same world, even though the name of the country they were born in was called Japan.

However, different worlds can exist, so the parallel world is not something unacceptable.

Sato Kazuma was no longer as reserved as before, his tone was much more natural, and he spoke more directly: "Could it be that you and Qi Mu also came here after they died?"

"No, we came from other channels." Hearing Sato Kazuma say that he had seen the goddess, Kudo Naoto looked at him with envious eyes, "I heard from the seniors in the teaching that there are only a very few lucky people. People who can accept the extradition of the goddess after death, can see the real body of the goddess, and get the blessing of the goddess, I am so envious of you, you can actually see her, what kind of person is she, oh no, it is a god, she Isn't she beautiful and kind, as gentle and wise as described in the legend?"

What a pure and innocent believer, what a pity...

Sato Kazuma's expression was numb, and he squinted at Akuya next to him. The latter was shaking his head slightly with a smug smile on his face. He obviously enjoyed being praised by believers in front of his face.

Sure enough, things like rumors must have been distorted.

"May I take the liberty to ask, why did you join the Axis Cult?"

Naoto Kudo said frankly: "Senior said that my face is very related to the Axis religion, and he gave me a lot of laundry detergent that I can drink, so I joined the religion."

Face to face...

Drinkable Laundry Detergent...

Sato Kazuma: "..." Ah, this reason is really convincing.

The goddess is like this, and the believers are not much better.

Thanks to this conversation, their relationship has become closer, and they often meet together to do tasks and have fun. Later, Sato Kazuma even almost "broke" Kudo Naoto. Fortunately, Saiki Kusuo found out in time, Timely "remedy".