[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

Asakura Leaf King provided Saiki Kusuo with a simple method - body/fluid exchange or some kind of harmonious activity with negative distance contact.

Saiki Kusuo was dumbfounded at the beginning, and he didn't make a sound until Asakura Yewang finished speaking.

"When I checked, I found that your 'friend''s physique is just right. When I was chatting with my drinking buddy, he told me this method. I haven't used it myself. You can try it. It doesn't work."

In fact, King Ma Cang Ye was not sure if he had leaked it, after all, he himself was drowsy at that time.

"Oh, by the way, I don't suggest you use blood. If there is a blood curse in his body, your blood will awaken the instructions left behind when he was used as a prop."

Saiki Kusuo: "..." He did consider the option of bloodletting.

He is not a child, although he is not interested in knowing those things, but even if he doesn't want to know some knowledge, he will be forced to instill it into his brain, but even if he knows, he still feels very embarrassed.

"There's nothing else..."

Ma Cang Yewang smiled slightly: "Of course, there are more troubles."

The smile and tone were full of banter.

"..."

Ma Cang Ye Wang saw that he was still in a dilemma, so he could only spread his hands and said: "You have never been exposed to any systematic learning, and superpowers cannot be transmitted, so this is the fastest way I can think of. .”

The helpless Saiki Kusuo could only use one of them to wake people up.

(Those who want to be crooked face the wall by themselves.)

The person is awake now, but it is only treating the symptoms, not the root cause, and he may faint again later.

In order to completely solve the problem of Kudo Naoto, Saiki Kusuo decided to speak to him straight to the point, and then roughly explained what Asakura Ye Wang said to himself.

In fact, he didn't believe everything Asakang Yewang said, but just wanted to say it to see Naoto Kudo's reaction.

Sure enough, Naoto Kudo still couldn't accept it at first, and touched his swollen belly in confusion: "But I can eat and drink..."

The corner of Sai Mu Kusuo's mouth twitched: "Yes, eat and drink almost ten meals a day, and the amount of food in one meal is equal to the amount of others in a day."

Naoto Kudo==: "My stomach digestion is very good, isn't it!"

"This is no longer applauded, but abnormal. Do you still remember what I checked you last time?"

"The time when the big stomach king, didn't you say nothing at that time?"

"I didn't see anything..." Saiki Kusuo raised his finger and pointed to his eyes, "I have a superpower, I can check the situation in the body directly through the skin, like other people, I can see their eyes Musculoskeletal structure, but in you, I can't see anything."

After listening to Naoto Kudo, he was stunned for a moment, then frowned: "Wait a minute, why does it sound weird to me, God Nan, are you deliberately turning the corner and scolding me for eating too much fat and destroying my internal organs?" Block it?"

"Don't worry, there is still a distance before you can put it in the pot. Wait until the fat on your body grows better, and then boil hot water."

"Hey!"

After joking, Saiki Kusuo changed the subject back: "It's useless to go to the hospital in your situation, so I plan to observe and observe again, so I didn't tell you."

As a result, until now, if you don't pay attention, trouble will come out.

"It's useless even if you tell me. I don't know myself. By the way, since I'm not human, which planet am I from?" Kudo Naoto accepted the fact that he was not human with little trouble, and quickly Reverie unfolded.

"amoeba."

Naoto Kudo's eyes lit up: "I haven't heard the name, but I feel very tall!"

"...As long as you like it."

"But, since I'm not human, then why don't I have superpowers!" He folded his arms and frowned.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly choked: "..."

For a while, I didn't know whether to complain about this guy's big heart, or to be depressed that this guy indirectly called him a bad person.

"Do you remember what happened when you were a child?"

Naoto Kudo shook his head and said, "Before the age of 15... I don't even remember."

"Then tell me about when you were 15 years old."

"Before I left hell, I stayed at my uncle's house..."

"Wait, hell?"

"Well, it's the place where the deceased went back. I don't know when I started living in hell. I don't have parents. My uncle took me in, because I heard that I look exactly like my uncle. I thought He was my father, but then my uncle told me he wasn't." Naoto Kudo sighed, looking very regretful.

"The uncle you're talking about is the system?"

"That's not it!" Naoto Kudo waved his hands again and again, "Uncle is a very gentle person, not at all different from that poisonous tongue!"

He lived in hell for more than half a year. During this time, that uncle was busy with his ghost job, so it was impossible to stay with him all the time. Fortunately, there was a talking red fox beside his uncle. Other animals are going to work in the Animal Road, so you can take him to read books every day and teach him how to speak and read.

"Reading?" Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "Are you so studious?"

"Of course I can't read the ones with too many words. What I read are picture books."

"There are picture books in hell?" Could it be that there is a library...

"Well, the most common ones are pornographic books, and I don't know why people in this world always like to burn such things." Naoto Kudo shook his head, and said with a look of regret, "I wasn't very interested in it at first." Yes, but Uncle Fox likes it, so I watched it together and discussed it after watching it."

Can we discuss that thing together?

This is how Ganqing learns badly!

In this way, he lived in hell for a period of time, and later the little ghosts in hell found out, and a leader named Ghost Lantern summoned him, and after confirming his situation, he was expelled from hell.

When he first came to this world, he met the system, who took him to meet Kudo Shinichi's parents. After discussing it, he put his account under the name of a virtual person, Yusaku Kudo's younger brother, and named him Kudo. straight people.

Kusuo Saiki nodded secretly, thinking that since the Kudos and his wife knew the system, they probably could look for clues about the system from there.

"By the way, what was your original name?"

"Little Red."

"..."

Naoto Kudo claimed that he was carried back by a red fox. When he first met, his whole body was red, so he named him Xiaohong. It can be seen that a fox who only likes little yellow books has no culture.

This conversation gained a lot of information, solved a lot of confusion, and made the future goal clearer-to go to the hell that Kudo Nao said.

Even if you can't find the system, you can ask the uncle who looks like him.

"Tell me about your time in hell."

"Oh."

After eating and drinking enough, Naoto Kudo felt a little sleepy. It happened that it was already night outside the window, so the two lay face to face on the bed, talking and listening to each other. As time went by, the voice became smaller and smaller until it disappeared completely. They were both just falling asleep at the time.

Saiki Kusuo had a busy day and used various superpowers, so he slept soundly, but only in the first half of the night.

In the early morning of the next day, when the sky was light, Kusuo Saiki suddenly opened his eyes, rolled over and sat up from the bed, his cheeks were hot and red, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he had a broken expression on his face.

At this time, there was still a full hour before the hour when he usually woke up. There was a reason for waking up so unconventionally—waking up from a dream.

The first erotic dream in a short 17 years of life.

The content of the dream is actually quite pure, just hug and hold high, well, because I woke up too fast, the one behind has not had time.

Although he knows that this is an ordinary event that every normal man must go through, and it can even be said that it is too late to happen at this age, but for Saiki Kusuo, this kind of stimulation is still quite big.

The point is that the other person who interacted with him in the dream was lying next to him defenseless, as if he was dreaming of eating, his mouth kept opening and closing, and there was a piece of fabric on the pillow next to him that was particularly dark in color .

Saiki Kusuo stared at it for a while, and finally turned his head away.

Let's wash the pants first.