[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

Hero test, an access test initiated by the Hero Association, which has only emerged in recent years. Those who pass the test can register in the Hero Association and obtain the membership rights granted by the Association—mainly salary and publicity. In short, Fame and fortune.

After more and more people realize that professional hero status can bring huge benefits that ordinary people can't imagine, the number of applicants is increasing every year, but the threshold is also advancing with the times, so the number of people passing the exam is still the same There are only a handful of them.

On the day of the exam, the two went to the exam room early, and found that there were a lot of people who came to the exam, and there were all kinds of weird costumes, which was an eye-opener.

During their short walk along the signage of the passage to the registration office, their vision was continuously subjected to shocks, and even the aesthetics were a little bit broken.

Naoto Kudo tugged at Saiki Kusuo who was next to him, and quietly pointed his finger at the person next to him: "Look, Kusu-sama, there really are people who put red underwear on their heads!" His tone was full of regret.

Saiki Kusuo pinched his chin and turned his head back to the center: "Don't look at it, I'll buy it for you when you get back, you can do whatever you want."

The two of them were observing others, and the others were also paying attention to their surroundings. There were a lot of scrutinizing eyes on Naoto Kudo, but this was not because they felt threatening, but because they were simply attracted by their looks.

The hero identification test does not require battles between candidates. The basic test is only divided into a physical fitness test and a sense of justice test (written test). As long as the sum of the two scores reaches a certain standard, you can pass. Popularity and past performance (whether you have ever fought a monster) are used to determine the passer's initial ranking on the hero list. Class C starts last.

For a person like Saiki Kusuo who has a record of knocking down monsters (several times, dragon level), and is a rare superpower with outstanding combat ability, giving him an A level, not to mention himself, even the top management of the association may not be happy.

But unfortunately, they are only here to accompany the exam this time.

The reason why Naoto Kudo received such special attention is also because among the annual referees, there are always a few newcomers who claim to be good-looking or who have just debuted in the entertainment industry. They want to try their luck here to see if they can pass. Exam, so as to become the second handsome mask sweetheart mask.

Not to mention physical fitness, Naoto Kudo does have the capital just by looking at his face. Even if he fails the exam this time, it is enough to be remembered by the scouts in the exam room.

Naoto Kudo was very sensitive to these gazes, subconsciously hugged his little friend's arm tightly, and confided in a low voice: "God Nan, I don't know why my back always feels a little numb, it feels like someone is staring at me."

He turned his head and scanned the crowd behind suspiciously, but found nothing—everyone turned their eyes away.

Saiki Kusuo told him what he learned from his heart.

"Handsome Mask, Sweetheart Mask?" Naoto Kudo counted on his fingers, and then said in surprise, "Eight characters, such a long and strange name."

"That's just the code name given to him by the association. Also, he is the person I told you before, and I want to introduce you to someone who knows everything in the entertainment industry." But later, he forgot because of various emergencies. up.

"So that's it, talk to him another day."

"Farewell, the big star is busy."

He didn't intend to pass the test this time, so naturally there was no need to contact him. The role of the handsome masked sweetheart mask in the association is very special, too much contact will cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

"Oh."

After registration, they need to go to the locker room to put down some of their extra weight, to reduce the impact of their weight as much as possible-in fact, there is not much, but most people still take off only one pair of clothes for peace of mind. Shorts or panties.

Women have another examination room, so some obscene incidents of the opposite sex will not happen.

There were a lot of people taking the test, so there were also a lot of changing rooms. They walked into the corresponding changing room on the number paper and found that many people were already changing clothes inside.

As soon as Naoto Kudo entered, he saw a big dark-skinned man with his clothes turned up, revealing a strong and neat abdominal muscle mass on his abdomen. There were also large bulging muscles on his arms and thighs. His skin seemed to be shiny with oil. This figure ... the kind he dreamed of!

His eyes almost stared straight, he couldn't help touching his arm, and then pinched his thin waist, with a bit of disgust in his eyes.

Suddenly remembering that the little friend next to him is a person with superpowers, Naoto Kudo immediately leaned his head over and asked in a low voice, "God Nan, is there a way to make me puff up like that person?"

Puff up?

Saiki Kusuo turned his head and took a look. When his eyes fell on the big black man, he almost vomited. He pursed his lips, suppressed his laughter, nodded and said, "It's not impossible, but it's the first time I did it. In this matter, if you accidentally let the place that shouldn't be bulged, such as here, it will probably be a little troublesome."

"Hmm!" Naoto Kudo covered the top of his head, stepped back a few steps, and stared at him in horror.

Saiki Kusuo spread his hands helplessly and said, "I'm just making an analogy, such as the deformation of the skull, or the deformation of the tailbone."

"Hey!"

"I'm just saying it's possible. Surgery is always risky."

"Surgery?" Naoto Kudo's voice was slightly out of tune, obviously he had never considered the possibility of using a knife, and when he heard that it would take a risk, he immediately quit, "Forget it, I still like the original one. "

Naoto Kudo opened his cabinet, lifted the hem of his clothes, and was about to take off his clothes and put them in like others, but he couldn't lift the hem, as if he was caught by something.

He looked down, stared at the hand pinching the corner of his clothes, looked up at the little friend who stopped him in surprise, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Saiki Kusuo let go of his hand calmly, and after looking him up and down, he showed a dazed expression: "No wonder you asked me that just now... The standard white chicken body, skinny, looks really hard to eat."

Although he knew that he was joking, Naoto Kudo was still a little scared: "Don't say it so scary, bastard!"

Seeing that Saiki Kusuo closed the cabinet door after putting down his wallet, he froze for a moment and asked, "Wait, aren't you taking off your clothes?"

Saiki Kusuo leaned sideways on the closed wardrobe, tilted his head against the door slightly, and said lightly, "No."

Although there was no emotion, there was an inexplicable strength in his eyes, which made Naoto Kudo feel very uncomfortable, he turned his face away, closed the cabinet door in a panic, and said, "Then I...don't take it off either. "

Naoto Kudo thinks that his body is average, and he has nothing special to show off. Moreover, he is not used to being naked, so he has no psychological barriers to changing his mind. After he slammed the cabinet door, he immediately turned around and went out from the dressing room Saiki Kusuo followed closely behind.

However, before leaving the room, he turned his head and glanced at everyone in the room. His face was completely different from when he was talking and joking with Naoto Kudo. He was horribly indifferent. There was a clear murderous intent through his eyes through the green lenses. Even the voice seemed to be icy: "I don't like people coveting my friends, even if they think about it."

Although the room was full of talking and chatting voices, very noisy, and his volume was mediocre, but the words did pass into everyone's minds completely, and under the intentional guidance of Saiki Kusuo, they all turned their heads subconsciously and looked at He voted.

I saw him wave his hand lightly, like waving some dust away, but the three people in the crowd seemed to have received some powerful impact suddenly, their bodies were suddenly suspended in the air, slammed against the wall, and then fell to the ground again. Curled up with a painful expression, moaning/groaning for help.

Everyone was shocked by this hand, and the locker room suddenly became eerily quiet, only the sound of heavy breathing mixed together could be heard, and the sound of the door closing two seconds later resounded throughout the space.

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The test took almost the entire day. Although there were a large number of people, the work of the association was very efficient. The results came out in the afternoon, and they didn't go home until they got the report in the afternoon.

Naoto Kudo, who returned home, maintained an oval posture of squatting down and hugging his knees, nestled in the corner, motionless, until Saiki Kusuo called to eat, the ball slowly squirmed over and grabbed his thigh .

Naoto Kudo pursed his mouth and said with tears in his eyes, "I failed the test, what should I do..."

No way, his physical fitness is really bad.

Originally, he was sleepy in the game world for half a year, and his body became very weak. Recently, he was finally fed by Saiki Kusuo, but it will take a long time to return to his original appearance, plus the period of waking up He hadn't experienced any exercise for a while, so the results of the physical fitness test can be imagined, and there is still a considerable distance from the passing line.

Not to mention the written test, even the test is temporarily blocked, how could Naoto Kudo know to prepare for this, if Genos hadn’t said it casually yesterday, he probably wouldn’t have known about it. Sure enough, as he expected, the result was very tragic, and he didn't even understand some topics.

"It's okay, don't you still have me." Saiki Kusuo gently rubbed his head to comfort him.

It's a pity that this time is different from the past, his men's heads suddenly shook.

"Well, God Nan, can you loosen your claws, I won't get up, but can you not hold them so tightly! My fragile head can't stand your grip, I will die, I will die, I will definitely die!" Naoto Kudo's voice was full of panic.

During the test before, when Naoto Kudo was testing his grip strength, he joked that he would compare his grip strength with Saiki Kusuo.

A person with super powers can't even be so perverted in physical ability - that's what he thought at the time.

A few seconds later, the face was slapped.

Unexpectedly, the little friend pinched the instrument casually, and the instrument was broken. The handle was pinched and deformed like soft noodles. It is not plastic, but metal, which is hard metal, but it is placed on the When Saiki Kusuo was under him, it turned into plasticine, let him twist it!

At that time, he, the staff responsible for recording, and the people around him who were waiting for the test were all stupid.

Later, he asked Saiki Kusuo to do a few tests without hesitation, and the results were all amazing, and even made Naoto Kudo feel ashamed for a while—ah, it’s tiring to be a human being, and it’s really tiring to be an ordinary person tired!

And when he thought that not long ago, this man often used his powerful vajra hand to rub his hair, he had a chilling feeling.

You know, at that time, his small body that could be covered by the palms of three adults couldn't be stronger than steel, and even the latter was crushed like that. If you put it on him, if God Nan doesn't Be careful, if you lose control of your strength, it will definitely be an extremely terrible disaster!

Not only that, but a very terrifying thought arose in his heart—since the five-fingered girls are so tough, the part that can withstand that kind of shaking must also be the hardest diamond, so, emmmmm...

Kudo Naoto's eyes suddenly became very complicated, which of course was full of sympathy, he opened his mouth slightly, but he didn't know where to start, and finally couldn't help but pat Saiki Kusuo on the shoulder, with a look of deep pain and admiration He said in a tone: "God Nan, please treat the girl you marry well in the future."

In order to live a harmonious married life, she may need to endure some unimaginable pain, and this pain cannot be told to others, so she can only bear it silently by herself... Ah, it is really not easy, so pitiful !

If he hadn't heard his heartfelt voice, Saiki Kusuo might be a little baffled, but now he feels dumbfounded, and has some inexplicable expectations: "Why, are you implying that I should propose to you?"

This joke is not funny at all, it is scary!

Naoto Kudo gave him an annoyed look, shook his head lightly, and waved his fingers again, saying, "Please, do you think I'm the kind of idiot who thinks my life is too long!"