[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

There is a very attractive aroma coming from the kitchen, and the occasional sound of kitchen utensils colliding is particularly crisp and pleasant. An orange cat squatting on the table in the living room looks at the door there with longing eyes. The speed slowly moved to the edge of the table, poked its head out cautiously and took a look under the table, then quickly retracted after only one glance, and then frantically shook its head. The cat's face showed a painful expression full of struggle and fear.

Yes, he is afraid of heights, he is a cat who is afraid of heights!

After a while, the orange cat slowly crawled back to the place where he was squatting just now with a bitter expression on his face, and looked down at the cat bowl in front of him.

The cat bowl is empty, and the inside of the bowl is very clean. There are only a few drops of water on the wall of the bowl, which are left over from cleaning.

In fact, there was cat food poured out there, but because the orange cat hated it and refused to eat it, it was dumped by the excrement shoveler. The cat bowl was washed and put back, so that the hungry orange cat could only stare blankly at the empty space. Bowl, my heart burst into rivers of tears.

Suddenly he heard the sound of footsteps from far to near, and the orange cat immediately raised his head, looked at the excrement shovel officer who walked up to him and sat on the chair with a resentful expression, er, no, it was a little friend, and opened his mouth: "Meow --(I'm hungry.)"

The voice is waxy and soft, in another way it is weak.

Saiki Kusuo gently hugged him to his lap, stroked his cat's head, knocked down both erect ears, and said while touching, "Eating too much is not good for your health, lose weight."

Although being touched comfortably, it could not save the pain in his heart. The expression on the orange cat's face immediately changed from bitter sadness to despair, its ears drooped, its tears were watery, and its cry became extremely tragic: "Meow - meow - (don't do this, I'm very hungry)."

This is the serious consequence of angering Saiki Kusuo. There is no cat to masturbate, and he will become a cat to be masturbated. After masturbation is not enough, the big move of cat food will kill him soon.

Naoto Kudo raised a paw, pointed to the cat food bag in the corner, and then pointed to the cat bowl in front of him, blinking his beautiful blue eyes desperately to be cute, and begged pitifully: "Meow - (I want that -)"

Forget it, cat food is also fine, although the taste is a bit fishy, ​​but it is food anyway, anyway, cats can eat it, so should he.

Saiki Kusuo was almost amused by him, shook his head and said, "That's not for you to eat."

Originally, I just planned to tease him, and didn't intend to really feed him, but since I bought it, it would be a pity to throw it away. The neighbor next door happened to have a cat, so I gave him cat food.

The orange cat blew up when he heard that, and his anger gave him courage. He jumped heroically from his little friend's legs to the ground, then turned his head and rushed towards the cat food bag, spreading his limbs and covering it like a blanket. Above, it looked like it was going to defend its position, and it kept making shrill meows: "Meow-meow-(No, this is mine!)"

"Do you really want cat food but not this?" Saiki Kusuo brought out a plate full of food from behind as if by magic.

"Meow (huh)?" Naoto Kudo turned his head, and when he saw what Saiki Kusuo was holding, his eyes immediately lit up, "Meow——meow——(Pork chop! Chicken wings! Grilled fish!)"

The orange cat, whose mind is full of food, has no energy to think. He was so close to Saiki Kusuo just now but couldn’t smell the reason why the food smelled. The corners of his mouth dripped down and formed a small puddle on the ground.

"Come here." Saiki Kusuo beckoned with his other free hand.

The orange cat quickly ran over with its little butt twisted, and was picked up by Saiki Kusuo and placed on the table.

But as soon as the orange cat sat down, he found that Saiki Kusuo put the plate in front of him, and raised his chopsticks. The cat's eyes widened, and he stood up and howled: "Meow———— (That's mine, didn't you give it to me! It's okay if I don't share half of it!)"

"Yeah, don't worry, it's all for you." Saiki Kusuo took a piece of fish with chopsticks and brought it to its mouth.

The orange cat then stopped, took a bite of the fish, and chewed it non-stop: "Oh (delicious)!"

Although it is quite convenient not to do it yourself, but with only four fangs to eat, I always feel that it is not as convenient as two rows of teeth to eat meat.

After eating more than half of it, the orange cat stretched out its tongue and licked its mouth, feeling a little thirsty.

At this time, the little friend asked thoughtfully, "Do you want a drink?"

Maotou nodded wildly: "Meow (hmm)."

"come over."

"Meow! (Coming!)"

The orange cat ran over excitedly, didn't pay attention to the plate at his feet on the way, and tripped, and finally stood up with Saiki Kusuo, hugged him in his arms, and then picked up the things he had prepared a long time ago—— The nipple of the bottle filled with warm goat's milk was stuffed into his mouth.

"Huh?" The orange cat held the feeding bottle and looked at the face above with a dazed expression.

Why give me this?

"Try it, the fishy smell has been removed, and sugar has been added." Saiki Kusuo softened his tone and said like coaxing a child.

Naoto Kudo took a sip dubiously, the taste of this one sip made his whole cat die, he stared at him, then held the bottle without loosening his claws, and drank all the milk in the bottle in one go .

"Hi, meow—(cool!)"

After the orange cat kicked off the empty feeding bottle, with a satisfied expression, he squinted his eyes and lay in his little friend's arms, ready to fall asleep like this, but within two seconds, he suddenly opened his cat's eyes wide and rushed The boys howled.

"Meow—(Want to pee.)"

After becoming a cat, there are a lot of troubles, not only the limbs are uncoordinated, but even going to the toilet is a problem.

The bathroom in Qi Mu’s house is a toilet. He squats on the edge of the toilet, his buttocks are hanging in the air, and he has to rely on his tail to maintain balance. However, his sense of balance is really bad, so when he first tried it, he fell backwards because of his unstable center of gravity. He fell, almost sat in it, and fell into the pit that he had just pulled Xiang. Fortunately, he was caught by Saiki Kusuo who had been staring at him in the end, so that such a terrible "tragedy" did not happen.

From then on, Naoto Kudo never dared to go to the bathroom by himself, and whenever he felt it, he started looking for a friend around the world, and then asked him to help him hold him, just like a parent holding a baby for convenience, with his back against Qi Mu On Kusuo's chest, he held his two separated hind legs, so that Naoto or Chrysanthemum aimed at the mouth of the pit.

Naoto Kudo held up his two front paws and covered his eyes with the meat balls under the soles of his feet, while Kusuo Saiki picked up a tissue and wiped Naoto for him.

Feeling... very ashamed.

Kudo Tachibana QAQ: "Meow——(I'm not pure anymore.)"

"Through the paper, I didn't touch you." After wiping, Saiki Kusuo helped him pull down his tail.

Naoto Kudo shook his head, turned his head and bit his hand, jumped to the ground, and said, "Meow! (Don't touch the tail!)"

"Sorry, I forgot that a cat's tail is very sensitive."

"Meow (just know)."

"Do you want to continue with dinner?"

"Meow (of course)."

Naoto Kudo raised his two front paws and made a gesture of begging for a hug. Before the support strength of his two hind legs was exhausted, he was picked up by Saiki Kusuo and left the bathroom.

Not long after finishing the remaining half, the orange cat suddenly raised its head and looked nervously at the little friend opposite: "Meow——(This time I will pull Xiang.)"

"Your digestion speed is really fast." Saiki Kusuo sighed, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and opened his hand to him, "Come here."

"Meow (oh)!"

After turning into a cat, he went to the toilet a lot more times. Saiki Kusuo patiently accompanied him every time without expressing boredom. Naoto Kudo was very grateful, but he gave birth to a different kind of weird Feel.

Kudo Tachibana didn't realize it until he was falling asleep at night, the cat's head was raised abruptly, and the pupils dilated: "Meow——(As long as I turn back into a human, can I go to the toilet by myself!)"

No, it should be said that he has been turned into a cat for so long, so it's time to turn him back!

Saiki Kusuo, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by the meowing, subconsciously tightened his arms, did not open his eyes, but hugged the orange cat even tighter, in order to let him calm down quickly, he comforted him: "Don't make noise, Go to sleep."

Naoto Kudo yelled at his cheeks with a meat ball: "Meow———(Get up, turn me back.)"

Saiki Kusuo stroked his back, put his lips against his ears, and said vaguely: "Let's talk after waking up."

The ears were inadvertently covered, and there was a feeling of warmth and moisture. Naoto Kudo blushed suddenly. Thanks to his current cat form, the blushing could not be seen. Pulling it out of his mouth, after relieving the strange heat on his ears, he continued to slap him: "Meow—meow—(No, I want you to promise me now!)"

It's very comfortable to hit the face with the meatball, but it's too noisy with the meowing of the cat. Saiki Kusuo said impatiently: "If you keep making noise, I'll take you to the pet hospital for an injection tomorrow."

"Meow—(how can you do this!)" This time the orange cat not only frowned, but also showed his sharp claws, ready to give this unreliable shit shoveler a hard time.

"If you don't make noise, I will continue to make delicious food for you tomorrow." I gave a stick skillfully, and gave another candy.

The orange cat immediately shut up, and its eyes rolled around. After simply weighing the pros and cons, he decided... It's better to wake up, after all, he himself is a little sleepy.

The orange cat lay down again, squeezed its small head in the gap between Saiki Kusuo's chin and neck, rubbed it again, chose a relatively comfortable position to lie down, and then slowly closed his eyes. The restive orange tail finally stopped against his hind legs and stopped moving.

When he got up the next morning, Saiki Kusuo cooked him an exquisite breakfast as promised. For the orange cat, the most wonderful food is grilled fish, and the most enjoyable meal is when someone brings grilled fish to him mouth.

"Come on, open your mouth."

The orange cat squatting on the table opened its mouth obediently: "Meow-meow! (Aww-delicious!)"

Naoto Kudo was both happy and entangled in eating. The happy thing is that he really enjoys this kind of feeding. The tangled thing is that he is worried that he will not be treated like this when he becomes a human again. Alas.

Saiki Kusuo was also a little distracted. While feeding, his other hand was still stroking the orange cat's fluffy nape. It felt very soft, but...

If you eat such a heavy mouthful, you may lose your hair.