[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

A white sphere slowly rose from his hand, and a familiar electronic voice sounded from inside: "Let's make this story as short as possible, I'm tired."

The voice was lifeless and extremely weak.

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

He had already made a lot of preparations for today, and he didn't care whether it was a real fight or a mouthful, but he didn't expect that his momentum and posture would be put on, and the system would stop.

"What are you tired of?" he asked puzzled.

The system sighed faintly: "A lot of things have happened this year. That bitch has been unable to adapt to a new place. If I didn't pay attention, he was abducted into an inexplicable cult. Being recommended as a priest, there are quite a few fans, and you can wear a string of tails wherever you go, just thinking about the heated scene makes your scalp tingle."

"..."

"I finally dragged him out of the church and changed to another place to start over. Unexpectedly, he was then trapped in the game world. It took several months to barely get out of the safe zone, let alone take the initiative. I went to make friends with others, really..." The voice of the system was full of helpless sobs.

"...So what has he been doing this year?"

The system sighed in a somewhat erratic tone: "That's right - what has he been doing this year?"

Dare to love is to nest casually for a year.

"Come back this time, rest for a week or two, and then decide where to go." After the system finished speaking in a tired tone, it sank into Kudo Naoto's body and made no further sound.

Saiki Kusuo stared at the sleeping person on the bed, saw that the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his face was full of satisfaction immersed in sweet dreams. He was still the same heartless look two years ago, so he couldn't help sighing, and poked his finger poked him in the face.

After poking it two or three times, even those who slept deeply would be woken up. Naoto Kudo's eyelashes trembled and his brows frowned slightly. Then Kusuo Saiki stopped, and Naoto Kudo's reaction did not disappoint on a certain level. his waiting.

The guy got impatient and whimpered in dissatisfaction, then grabbed Saiki Kusuo's clothes with a good head, pulled towards him, and then opened his mouth to chew.

"It's so hard..." Naoto Kudo kept chewing the things in his mouth like a small animal grinding his teeth, complaining while grinding.

"Why haven't you changed your habit until now?"

"This meat is so tough that I can't bite...so hungry..." Naoto Kudo muttered in a low voice.

"...Then I'll give you something to eat."

Saiki Kusuo grabbed his hand and brought it to his mouth. Unexpectedly, the idiot became more sensitive after falling asleep, avoiding his own hand, and instead bit Saiki Kusuo's hand, but this time he did not follow He used the same brute force when biting his chest, just biting lightly, and by the way, he was covered with saliva.

"Are you really so hungry?" Saiki Kusuo touched his flat stomach, then looked at his face with a smile in his eyes, "Since you are still hungry, how can I feed you?"

"Uh, uh..."

His tongue licked his fingertips, and there was an unbearable soreness where he rubbed it. Saiki Kusuo raised his fingers and fiddled with the softness in his mouth, and the originally weak sound of water in his ears was amplified to an incredible level. Looking at the silver thread dripping from the corner of the mouth that could not be closed, the color of the eyes gradually darkened.

From the moment he sensed Naoto's return, there was a strange restlessness and restlessness in Shen's heart. When he saw him still in such a cheerful state, the restlessness settled down, but the restlessness did not stop.

Would love to do something more, but...

Finally he closed his eyes and sighed, "What the hell am I doing?"

Saiki Kusuo silently withdrew his hand, wiped Naoto Kudo's clothes, and then patted his face.

After Naoto Kudo opened his eyes, the first sentence he said was: "Ah—so hungry..." The tone and tone were the same as when he was asleep, full of resentment.

"I know you're hungry, wipe it off, the saliva is dripping out."

"Eh?" Naoto Kudo sat up, touched the corner of his mouth, and sure enough, he felt the wetness with one hand. He rubbed his other hand to touch the pillow secretly, and found that it was also wet and a little sticky.

Naoto Kudo had a serious expression - the owner of the pillow is here, so it's not easy to destroy the body.

Saiki Kusuo shook his head: "Let's go out and eat."

"Oh!"

Because I heard that Naoto Kudo had just been discharged from the hospital, so Saiki Kusuo took him to eat some light food.

Naoto Kudo was reluctant at first, but after taking a sip, he found it to be quite good, so he ordered more.

Seeing the soup bowls stacked higher and higher, Saiki Kusuo unconsciously showed a little surprised and worried expression: "Is it okay for you to eat so much?"

"Don't worry, it's fine, the system has money, and he can give it to us."

"No, I was worried that you would last."

Naoto Kudo glanced at his "masterpiece", waved his hands indifferently, and said, "Oh, this one, don't worry, I have a good appetite, hehehe~"

Seeing the smile on his face, Saiki Kusuo seemed to have been exaggerated, his eyes gradually softened: "Don't you think it looks silly when you smile like this?"

"What a fool, I suddenly remembered that I have something good to share with you!"

"What good stuff?"

The smile on Kudo Naoto's face became brighter, and he said with a bit of pride: "I am now the high priest of a great religious order, as long as I ask, you can join the group without filling in the registration form and paying the fee! "

You only need to fill in the registration form and pay the fee to join the group. Isn't such a group very suspicious?

"Moreover, I was blessed by the highest priest. The magic power is super powerful. I am proficient in recovery magic and resurrection magic. Even if you die, I can resurrect you!" Although magic can only be used when you return to that world, but It doesn't matter, let's make people limping first!

It's a rare day that this mentally retarded person still wants to fool people, Saiki Kusuo is almost amused by his innocence.

But he still suppressed his smile and asked seriously: "Then what if you lie down before I hang up?"

Naoto Kudo said righteously: "Student Nanshen, you have been exposed to games under my guidance anyway, and you should know that no matter what kind of competitive game it is, protecting the nanny is the most important thing, right?"

Unexpectedly, Saiki Kusuo turned to complain at this time: "Speaking of games, you said you wanted to play with me, but in the end you threw your account to me and went traveling with the system yourself."

"Uh... sorry, it's all my fault!"

Saiki Kusuo said straightforwardly: "So, you have to compensate me."

So direct!

"Okay, as long as it's the account I have, you can take it!" Anyway, he hasn't played for a long time, and he doesn't have time to follow up now.

How dishonest.

And Saiki Kusuo was not interested in this: "Do you think I like games very much?"

"Then what do you want?"

"I want to know your past." This was his real intention.

"My past?" Naoto Kudo was stunned, suddenly seemed to think of something, gasped suddenly, widened his eyes, and said in horror, "Are you trying to use my dark history to trick me!"

What kind of brain circuit is it to think of this...

"No... not only black history, but also about you and the system."

"Me and the system?" Naoto Kudo frowned, not because he didn't want to say it, but suddenly remembered something he hadn't noticed before, "Speaking of which, I don't seem to know much about the system, he always talks It’s hurting me, and I rarely take the initiative to talk about my own affairs.”

"Don't you think it's weird?"

"Of course!" Naoto Kudo nodded fiercely, "The systems of others are all obedient to the host, only my style of painting is not right, and I always make fun of me!"

"That's not what I meant... oh, forget it." It's too difficult to doubt others with this guy's character and IQ, and it's meaningless to ask him any more. Saiki Kusuo raised his hand and touched the top of his head, "I It’s better to ask the system yourself, there’s nothing wrong with you staying like this.”

"What does it mean to keep like this, am I in a bad mood now!" Naoto Kudo said depressedly.

"No, I mean you are sweet and cute."

Naoto Kudo blushed, as if heat was flowing over the skin of his cheeks, and his chest was also hot and warm. Could this experience be because this is the legendary...

Compliments from my best friend! ! !

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

There is nothing wrong with being a close friend, but why do you feel a little uncomfortable?

Then he heard Naoto Kudo sighing with complicated emotions: "God Nan, although I'm very happy to hear you praise me, but...you haven't washed your hands after eating, so don't wash your hands when I'm not paying attention. Put oil on my head!"

The author has something to say: If I say that the key now is not love, but the treatment of Qishen’s frigidity (this is not what I said, it was said by An Pu’s orange cat), you should not pinch me, right? ~