[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

"Transmission complete."

Hearing the electronic sound of the system without a trace of ups and downs, Naoto Kudo opened his eyes, took two steps back, came out from the arms of his little friend, took a long breath, relaxed his body, and relieved the abnormal palpitations in his chest. At the same time, he didn't forget to secretly look at his little friend's face, and secretly called his cheating system.

"Total, why is Kusuo here!" Although he was very happy to have his little partner come together, if the other party is not voluntary, wouldn't it be the same as abduction!

However, the system being questioned asked in an unexpected tone: "Yeah, why is he here?"

"You don't know either?"

"Do I look like an omniscient and omnipotent god?"

"Not like."

The system concluded: "So, it's useless for you to ask me."

"Is that so..."

Now that the system said so, Naoto Kudo didn't ask any more questions, not because he didn't suspect that he was fooling himself, but right now he felt something was wrong somewhere in his body, and the situation was very embarrassing, so he couldn't ask others for help. What's more, it can't be known by others. Fortunately, Saiki Kusuo's attention is not on him at this time.

He was looking around curiously, without a trace of fear and guard in an unfamiliar environment on his face, even though he knew that he had been involved in an incredible incident, his mood was quite calm at this moment.

The heavy darkness above his head suddenly turned into dazzling day. Saiki Kusuo, who has long been used to sleeping at a fixed time, can judge the state of his biological clock from the fatigue of his brain, and is sure that he is definitely not in a dream. Clairvoyance cannot locate his home. Surely this is not their original world.

There was one other thing that surprised him.

The location where they teleported seemed to be an ordinary sidewalk. At this time, there were a few scattered people on the street, and there were some ordinary residential buildings on both sides of the road.

Voices can be received as usual, but the content is a little abnormal. People who saw them suddenly appearing on the street only expressed a certain degree of surprise, not fear, and even a little joy. It seems that they are used to such "accidents". The frequent appearance of a key word called "hero" in his heart made him feel a strange sense of disobedience.

Is this a different world... It doesn't feel much different from my original world.

When Naoto Kudo's tension eased a little, he turned his head and asked curiously, "Where is this place?"

Who knows where this is - it seems a bit irresponsible to answer like this.

So Naoto Kudo thought about it seriously, and decided to throw the blame away: "It should be the black dragon that sent us here."

Kusuo wouldn't believe it even if he told about the system, so he simply blamed Heilong on his head.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help raising his eyebrows, how would you know that I don't believe you if you don't tell me.

Forget it, the system is not in a hurry, let's put it aside and talk about it later.

"How did you provoke that black dragon?"

"I don't know, I guess there might be something wrong with that game!" Naoto Kudo said seriously.

If it was someone else, Saiki Kusuo would still suspect that he was pretending to be stupid on purpose, but this one is serious, it's just...

Come on, you really thought it was a Black Dragon Knight, the style of painting is different, okay?

The voice of the system suddenly interrupted: "Sorry to interrupt your pleasant chatting time, there is a new crisis at present, please look up."

The two raised their heads in confusion, and their field of vision was immediately covered by a huge shadow, surrounded by four pillar-like cylindrical objects that plunged vertically into the ground, feeling as if they were in an urn, and then someone slammed into the mouth of the urn. Covered with an oddly shaped cover.

After a closer look, they found that it was a huge and broad abdomen, and the four thick pillars seemed to be hooves, which meant that the thing that was falling from it was probably a living thing, and what made the scalp tingling was that some Between the two pillars that seemed to be hind hoofs, there was a dark mass that made people want to poke their eyes.

Saiki Kusuo widened his eyes: "Is this really an animal?" What did creatures from another world eat to grow so big?

Naoto Kudo also exclaimed: "Wow, there is mold growing on the balls and sticks!"

The mold is dirty and big, to the point of heinous, it can kill obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness.

Seeing that they were both so leisurely, the system had no choice but to remind them: "Why don't you leave now, I'm going to suppress you."

The visual effects can't help but be astonishing, and there are also sound effects that make people dizzy.

"Moo-"

Although the head could not be seen from this position, the sound indicated that the behemoth was a cow. It was still difficult to judge the species from its hooves and belly. After all, neither of them was an expert, and the system clearly had no intention of explaining it.

It's just that when a normal cow is magnified thousands of times, no matter what breed it is, its size and weight are quite considerable. When it falls freely from the air, it is no less than the heavy hammer dropped by Hell Yama, and the coverage area is too wide. It is difficult for those nearby to escape.

At this moment, sirens and sirens sounded in the air.

——Now an emergency evacuation alert is issued. City C has been attacked by a bull demon, and the disaster level is a ghost level. Residents nearby are requested to evacuate far away as soon as possible.

"Hey, bull devil, disaster, ghost level?" It sounds more like a noun in the game, Naoto Kudo wondered, "Could it be that the monster in the game ran out, but we entered the game?"

Saiki Kusuo reminded: "Don't be distracted, hold on to me."

"Ok?"

Just when Naoto Kudo was still in a daze, he felt light under his feet. He subconsciously turned his head and glanced down. When he saw that the ground was far away and the building became smaller, his mind went blank, and the blood on his face immediately disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. , hands and feet became cold and weak.

The person in his arms slid down like a slippery fish. Saiki Kusuo was taken aback, and hurriedly fished the person back, and tightened his hands tightly, before asking: "Didn't you let me just now?" Do you want to hurry up, or is there something uncomfortable?"

Naoto Kudo put his limp arms on his shoulders, trembling and sobbing, "I, I, I don't, I have no strength, I have strength..."

"Are you afraid of heights?" Saiki Kusuo looked in disbelief. When you climbed the window before, weren't you courageous?

Naoto Kudo whimpered, "I-I'm still afraid, afraid of death."

If you fall from this height, you will definitely be smashed to pieces.

It's not that Saiki Kusuo couldn't understand it. Normal people with their feet hanging in the air at this height generally have this kind of reaction.

"Don't look at your feet, try to look as far away as possible."

Naoto Kudo raised his eyes slightly, and when his eyes met the distant horizon, there was an unusually loud sound like flesh tearing and liquid splashing coming from behind him, and at the same time, Kusuo Saiki's surprised inhalation came from his ear Voice.

"What's wrong?" He looked back nervously, and then saw the scene of the giant bull being killed.

There are no gorgeous light and shadow special effects, and there is no hoarse shouting. The giant cow seems to be attacked by some large weapon. The front chest and back are penetrated, and a bright passage is instantly dug out. Violence, but there is an inexplicable charm that makes people reluctant to look away.

With the rest of the attack, the corpse of the giant bull flew out of this area at a slight angle, saving the nearby residents.

Saiki Kusuo was worried that it would land in a city a little further away, so he silently added a horizontal force to send it further away.

Naoto Kudo's eyes widened, as if he wanted to see more clearly, his body leaned out slightly, but suddenly he remembered that his current position was dangerous, turned his head back immediately, and returned to Saiki Kusuo's with a "click" On the shoulder, the upper and lower rows of teeth collided together, and the cheeks were sore.

"I've been wanting to say since just now, you..." Saiki Kusuo paused, "It's against me."

I felt it at the beginning, and after the hug was tighter, the sense of presence was so strong that I couldn't ignore it.

How could Naoto Kudo not know his physical condition, so even though he blushed, he didn't let go: "...In this case, I can't change my posture or something, so please bear with me, don't worry, I won't pee !"

Even so, the feeling was odd.

Saiki Kusuo also had a little unnatural blush on his face, and he wanted to push the person away, but he only exerted a little force on his hand, and Naoto Kudo hugged him even tighter, naturally the feeling of being pressed against by a hard object became even stronger. Obvious.

"... Even if you let go now, you won't fall, I promise."

"I'd love to believe your promise, but my instincts can't!"

Now that the monsters have been dealt with, there is no need for them to continue floating in the air, so Saiki Kusuo teleported to the ground with Kudo Naoto, and when his feet stepped on the solid ground again, the latter bent his legs and suddenly fell limp sit on the ground.

Saiki Kusuo knelt down and asked kindly: "How about it, do you need me to rub it for you?"

"You still want to rub!" Kudo Naoto moved back with hands and feet with a shocked expression of "Why are you like this".

Being misunderstood in this form really makes people feel mixed.

Saiki Kusuo said angrily, "Didn't you say your legs are numb!"

Naoto Kudo suddenly said: "Oh, you said legs, no need, I don't have cramps, just take it easy."

Saiki Kusuo looked at his pretty face, wondering in his heart, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you keep thinking about those things, who taught you?" He knew that these were forced and helpless. Being forced into it, there is no way to understand it, but Naoto Kudo is obviously in a different situation, obviously "cultivated" the day after tomorrow.

"Of course it's the teacher, the morning star of my life!" Seemingly mentioning his fanatical point, Naoto Kudo suddenly became excited, "I will always remember the words that the teacher told me-men don't flirt when they should If you don't wave when you can, then you're still a man!"

That teacher of yours must be a playboy, what the hell is this teaching.

The corner of Saiki Kusuo's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say something, but he closed his mouth again, stood up and turned around, a bald man in a yellow jumpsuit with a cape came over, stopped just as he turned around, Asked: "Are you all right?"

"Thanks, we're all fine."

Saiki Kusuo's gaze fell from the man's face down to the man's fists. If he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, I'm afraid he wouldn't have believed it. The gloved hand easily destroyed the seemingly invincible bull with one blow.

Sure enough, people should not be judged by their appearance, the world is so big that there are no surprises.

Naoto Kudo recovered a little bit, and turned his head to look at him, his eyes first fell on the blood on the opponent's clothes: "You seem to be injured, go to the hospital quickly."

The bald man looked down at the clothes on his body, then raised his head and said calmly, "Oh, it's not my blood, it's that weirdo's."

His expression and voice were very calm, as if he thought that his behavior of defeating the monster just now was just a very ordinary action, nothing to be proud of, and there was no excessive fluctuation in his heart, from the inside to the outside, he gave people a kind of The feeling of calm as a deep pool.

Compared with some guys who are flying fast with only a little achievement, it is easier for such a stable and powerful person to win the respect and favor of Saiki Kusuo: "I am Saiki Kusuo, he is Kudo Naoto, how about you?" ,How may I call you?"

"Saitama."

"Just now I saw the scene where you bravely defeated the giant. It was really shocking." Saiki Kusuo said sincerely. Although he can do it himself, the feeling of doing it by himself is different from watching others do it.

Saitama seems not used to being praised like this by others, so he smiled embarrassedly: "My interest is to be a hero, defeating them is just my job, you don't need to use honorifics. Oh yes, I just had Seeing you flying in the sky, you should also be heroes, right?"

Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows: "A hero?"

Under normal circumstances, it should be more appropriate to describe a person with superpowers.

"The kind that wears red underwear outside and flies all over the sky?" Naoto Kudo said while looking down at Saiki Kusuo's lower abdomen.

Saiki Kusuo flicked his forehead with his fingers: "Okay, share the joys and sorrows, since you want me to wear it, then you have to wear it on your head too."

Wouldn't that be Superman underpants?

Naoto Kudo covered the painful place, and pursed his lips: "I'm sure, before we became Superman, we were already caught by the police and put into jail under another name."

The two were joking with each other, but Saitama suddenly spoke, and the atmosphere changed.

Saitama said very calmly: "It's okay, I've seen people use this look, as long as you don't do anything weird, there won't be any big problems, let's work hard together in the future."

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Naoto Kudo: "..."

real or fake!

"Sorry, I haven't bought the dishes for dinner, so I'm leaving first, goodbye, both of you." Saitama waved his hand, then turned and trotted.

Saiki Kusuo waved: "Bye."

Naoto Kudo raised his claws: "Bye."

The system also joined in the fun: "Bye."

Watching the reflective yellow "bulb" go away, Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but sigh: "Hero...is really weird."

Naoto Kudo next to him let out a "woo" and squatted on the ground in frustration, drawing circles: "It's such a failure to be so behind in creativity!"

Be sure to think of something special!

The system "kindly" suggested: "How about wearing women's clothes?"

Saiki Kusuo: Hehe, don’t even think about it.

The author has something to say: ———Dear, please take a look here——

In the next chapter, I want to skip time and prepare to enter the next stage. God Nan wants to turn it around~~~ To be honest, this is quite difficult for me.

ps: I reminded the copywriter that the protagonist may become black-bellied. God Nan is definitely OOC. If you can't handle this, you should withdraw as soon as possible.

Finally, it’s the busy Saturday and Sunday again. As before, the two days are the busiest. I can barely make up some time code words, so the new chapter can only be written and posted on Sunday night. Hu touch all the cuties .