[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

The goal was set, but implementation became a serious problem.

Naoto Kudo crossed his fingers, put them under his nose, stared straight at Kusuo Saiki who was sitting two seats in front of him on the right, and said with a serious face: "Oops, I can't find a reason to shake hands with him." Ah, everything."

"This is already one of the easiest projects, if you can't even do this, you can die for me."

Naoto Kudo lowered his head, hid his eyes in the shadows under his fingers, and sobbed softly: "You really want to frame me, it's in vain for me to be sincere to you..."

"Stop wasting time with nonsense, hurry up."

"Ugh-"

Under various urgings from the system, Naoto Kudo finally lifted his butt that was stuck to the chair, held his breath and walked towards the target person.

However, before he got close to Saiki Kusuo, he was stopped, and it was an acquaintance who stopped him.

"Kaito?" Naoto Kudo's pupils dilated slightly.

Although I don't know why he stood up, but when he stopped in front of him, he was like the Liberation King who opened the prison gate and released the innocent prisoners, with a shining light behind him!

"I want to duel with you!" Kai Teng Shun said loudly the lines he had prepared all night, with a slightly higher pitch, obviously trying to show a kind of passionate momentum, but matched with his tense and stiff expression, it was On the contrary, there is a kind of stupidity in the middle two.

The system that was confused because of this divine development: "Huh?"

On the contrary, Naoto Kudo's eyes lit up. This means that he doesn't have to do some shameful things immediately (shake hands)!

Naoto Kudo said seriously: "Yes, what do you want to compare?"

"What are you least good at?"

"Pick up a conversation."

Hai Teng was silent for a moment, and after a while he said solemnly: "It happens that I'm not good at it either, so let's compare this."

If you are a man, you must face the difficulties!

There is no reason why the opponent can do it, but he backs down halfway!

Naoto Kudo managed to suppress the uneasiness in his heart, bit the bullet and nodded, "Okay."

Seeing that he agreed instantly, Hai Teng started to get into trouble instead. He crossed his arms and thought for a long time before saying, "Since it's a strike-up, you have to have a goal." He looked up and looked around. On the contrary, I was a little discouraged, "Since it was caused by Qi Mu, let Qi Mu be our referee. Let's strike up a conversation with Qi Mu and see who can communicate with him longer and understand him better!"

"Row!"

If possible, let's finish the task of holding the hand by the way, ahhh, look how smart he is!

However, the protagonist is missing, and the seat where the person was originally sitting is empty.

Both of them were a little confused.

"Hey, what about Qi Mu and others?"

"Speaking of which, he was still here just now!"

I had already heard Kai Teng Shun's heartfelt voice and hid in the toilet first, ha ha.

He had no choice but to hide for a while, but he couldn't hide for a lifetime. When the class bell rang, he still had to go back to the classroom obediently, otherwise because of skipping class, the teacher invited the parents, and he would be in trouble. The thought of being bathed in the tears of his parents During the attack, he felt his scalp go numb.

During the next class break, Naoto Kudo rushed over at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint after the bell rang, and stopped him on his seat. Be ready to deal with their "attack".

"Qimu, what do you like?"

"Nothing." Coffee jelly is his favorite, so it doesn't count.

In fact, such an answer is very rascal, Saiki Kusuo knew this in his heart, so he looked away from the other party's face with some guilt.

"Then what do you hate?"

"It's nothing to hate." Bugs are his natural enemies, and Rantang... barely counts.

"Then who do you like?"

"parents."

"Then can I visit tomorrow?"

"Okay... um?" Uh wait!

Saiki Kusuo turned his eyes to stare at him abruptly, blah, unexpectedly he was tricked by accident!

By the way, isn't this kid mentally retarded? Why is this trick so slippery? This question was not prepared before, this guy played it on the spot!

"Great!" Naoto Kudo was so happy that he jumped on the spot, stopped after a while, and then hesitated again, "Oh, yes, there is one thing I have to tell you."

"what?"

Two touches of blush bloomed slightly on the fair cheeks, and Naoto Kudo said to his fingers embarrassingly: "Actually, I moved next door to you as early as a week ago, but I didn't know when it would be more appropriate, so I never went there." Say hello from your home."

The corner of Saiki Kusuo's mouth twitched: "Ha, is it..." It doesn't matter, anyway, I already knew when you first came.

Having said that, there is another problem here.

The system was also quite puzzled by this, so it asked, "By the way, why are you going to his house?"

Naoto Kudo replied in his heart: "As the saying goes, if you want to deal with a person, you'd better get the people around him right first, isn't it? If I can deal with Saiki's parents, isn't that a little bit of success first?"

System: "Hehe...you are so fucking (reread) smart."

But Naoto Kudo didn't seem to understand its "intent" at all, and he touched the back of his head embarrassingly and said, "Hey hey~ Really? It's the first time you praised me, so happy~"

System: By the way, weren't you still muttering about my conspiracy theories before? Why don't you turn around so fast that you'll lose your morals? Hey!

The system sighed silently, alas... This kind of IQ gap really makes people feel inferior.

Hai Teng, who was secretly watching from the side at the moment, leaned over and shouted, "You're too cunning, transfer student!"

"My name is Kudo Naoto, you can call me Kudo... Uh no, let's call me Naoto." I always feel that calling Kudo will remind him of a certain cousin.

"Oh, um, Naoto, uh, you can also call me Shun." Maybe it was the first time someone was allowed to call my name so intimately, Kai Teng Shun was a little embarrassed, but soon he cheered up and shouted, " Cough, let's get back to business first. Naoto, how could you occupy Qi Mu by yourself!"

Saiki Kusuo gasped and couldn't help standing up: "Hey!" Why is your conversation getting worse and worse!

Seeing him standing up, Kai Teng Shun became even more energetic, and waved a handsome (secondary) straight fist at him: "Saiki, I won't let you out!"

Naoto Kudo on the side was not to be outdone and said, "Me too!"

Saiki Kusuo broke down a bit: "What the hell are you letting me know!" Besides, it's even more misleading, please!

"If you don't have to let me go, then I'll go to Saiki's house too!" After Kaiteng roared proudly and dryly, he seemed to realize something again, and looked at Saiki Kusuo with a listless look, with the grievance that he was afraid of being blamed by his mother-in-law. Asked in a low voice like a little daughter-in-law, "Is it okay, Qi Mu?"

Saiki Kusuo: You asked me after you finished yelling, is it interesting!

Seeing that he didn't express his opinion for a long time, Kai Teng Shun's eyes gradually became less firm, and even his heart was shaken: "Qi Mu——"

Saiki Kusuo is a typical soft eater, seeing Kai Teng Shun's teary look, his heart softened, and then he let go: "Forget it, anyway, there is one more, and it doesn't matter if there is another one."

Soon he regretted it.

"Is it okay to have one more person? Then I'll go too, buddy!" That thick voice, that fatal title.

Qi Mu Kusuo looked back and saw a yellow cockscomb-headed classmate standing behind him at some point, he was startled: "Hey, Rantang, you want to come too?"

Rantangli, an ordinary-looking classmate, a special person who cannot interpret his thinking (more precisely, he has no such thing as thinking in his mind), for Saiki Kusuo, he is the most difficult object besides insects .

As it is now, Saiki Kusuo couldn't hear his heart, so he didn't know that this guy would appear out of nowhere.

A red-haired man suddenly appeared from the side, and said with an exaggerated laugh: "Ah ha ha ha ha - how can I miss such a lively event, although I don't know what event to do, but as long as it can boil blood Any locality must definitely join in." It must be better than Rantang!

This is the squad leader Hui Lu Chuzhi, a sports madman. He secretly uses Rantang Li as his ultimate opponent. He is very excited and also very easy to drive people around him to be excited with him. Basically, it is difficult for him to decide on his own. will change.

"..." You guys...

It's too late to regret.

Once this group of people got excited, they couldn't listen to Saiki Kusuo's words at all, and finally made an appointment to visit Saiki's house on the weekend.

Kai Teng Shun: "Sai Mu, were you at home that day?"

"Yes..."

"That's great!"

This group of people was so excited that they forgot to ask him.

But it's just a visit, so it shouldn't matter....

Just as anxious as Saiki Kusuo, there is also a source of trouble. This guy has been spinning around in distress when he got home from school, harassing his home system while circling: "This is the first time I went to someone's house Visiting, system, should I make some preparations?"

Seeing that this guy was about to take out the roll paper he had listed before, the system sighed: "You just need to bring some gifts."

"Oh." Naoto Kudo nodded, and after a while he tilted his head again, "What gift?"

"You can ask Qi Mu, or search the Internet yourself." When he is not stupid, the system will still give him good advice.

"Ask Qi Mu...Forget it, I always feel that I can't look directly at his face now!" Kudo Naoto covered his face and shook his head, his muffled voice leaked out from between his fingers, "Obviously the others are fine. Yes, why am I so scared when I meet his eyes?"

Saiki Kusuo: Yeah, I’m curious about that too.

He happened to be taking a shower in the bathroom and stared at himself in the mirror. His appearance was ordinary, let alone his expression. The guy even called himself facial paralysis.It stands to reason that Naoto Kudo showed such a big withdrawal reaction to such an ordinary self, hmm... I don't understand.

Saiki Kusuo has never been a person who likes to force himself to understand others, so he didn't take this confusion into his heart, and he quickly left it behind with the water washing his body.

After washing, sleep peacefully.

In order to ensure the quality of sleep, he would not allow the voices of others to enter his brain, so he very cleverly missed a critical moment to discover trouble.

When the neighbors turned off the lights to sleep, the lights of Kudo's house were still on, and Naoto Kudo was still seriously summarizing the advice others gave him on the Internet forum.

Full name: "Eighteen Points for Meeting Your Boyfriend's Parents for the First Time"

ps: The boyfriend here refers to a male friend.

However, because of his ambiguous descriptions, "I want to win the favor of my parents", "I don't know what to do when I visit someone's house for the first time", "I'm so worried that I'm not prepared enough, and I will attract the other's parents to hate me", etc. Wait, although the language used is masculine, but the softness and lack of confidence in the tone are very obvious, making people on the forum think that he is a little girl who is going to meet her parents-in-law with her boyfriend, another young man queuing to enter the grave, so they molested him Asked if he was going to meet a very important person, Naoto Kudo replied in a daze, "Yes, the parents of a very important friend", which made a bunch of old drivers on the Internet very happy.

Although there were a lot of people making jokes, quite a few people still cared about his cute "self-esteem" and gave him suggestions tactfully, all of which were practical, which moved Naoto Kudo very much.

In order to prevent himself from forgetting, he even copied it down until midnight, and then carefully sorted out a plan based on these suggestions.

When the system woke up, it saw Naoto Kudo slumped on the desk with a satisfied and exhausted face, and a detailed plan with a thickness of a finger pressed under his cheek.

It moved the person back to the bed, looked back at the things on the desktop, and sighed after a quick glance.

"If you don't publish a book, you will be buried."