[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

When Liu Shentong knew that the PK Academy was going to hold a campus festival, he made up his mind to come here alone. He didn't want to make such a big noise, he just wanted to sneak over to see how his sister was-it is said that her class He wanted to set up a maid cafe (didn’t inquire about the good news in advance), he was worried that his sister would be taken advantage of by others, but also wanted to see her special look, so he took a few photos for private use and collection, so he ran away without telling the people around come over.

Of course, it's just that he thought he had perfectly deceived everyone. In fact, half an hour after he disappeared, his agent already knew where he was going and called the school to inform the school. Go to the company, but at least keep him under control and don't let him run around.

It's just that the school's secrecy measures don't seem to be doing very well. As soon as Liu Shentong arrived at the school, news about him spread all over the sky. People inside and outside the school automatically blocked the door, and then assigned some people to search for him throughout the school.

"This situation is really terrible." After the instigator blocked the two of them, he said distressedly, "I haven't even entered the teaching building, but I saw my fans blocking the stairwell... Oh, they It's too early this time."

Obviously, it wasn't the first time he had done such a bastard thing.

"By the way, we don't know you well..." Saiki Kusuo gritted his teeth with a bit of ruthlessness when he spoke. Not long ago, he let this bastard trick him, and now he came to ask for help, hehe, whoever helps whoever is an idiot.

"Unfamiliar?" Liu Shentong's eyes widened, and he looked at him in disbelief, "Don't you know who I am? I am Liu Shentong, a well-known Japanese artist! Oh, by the way, I am still your classmate Zhaoqiao Beautiful brother, dear brother."

For Liu Shentong whose memory has been erased, this is equivalent to their first face-to-face meeting. It is normal for him to introduce himself again, and he is quite smart. Say it, otherwise Saiki Kusuo would have legitimate reasons to sell him.

"So what?" The unhappy Saiki Kusuo made up his mind that he would never take this muddy water.

Liu Shentong has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and at least he has practiced the ability to read people's eyes and listen to people's voices. Seeing that Kusuo Saiki couldn't break through, he turned to Naoto Kudo and begged him: "Please, let me meet Xinmei. I'm worried about her. If you can't help me sneak out, then at least, please help me find Xinmei."

"However, we don't know where Zhaoqiao has gone." They have been wandering around, but they have never seen Zhaoqiao Xinmei.

I don't know what went wrong with this ordinary sentence, Liu Shentong suddenly jumped up excitedly and grabbed his collar: "What do you mean, Xinmei is missing!"

Saiki Kusuo restrained his movements so that he would not strangle the crispy Naoto Kudo to the point of passing out with excessive force, while explaining: "What he means is that we've been out for most of the day and haven't gone back to the classroom much. , so I haven’t seen her much.”

Liu Shentong hugged his head and let out a painful roar like a beast: "I haven't seen her all day! You mean, she was kidnapped!"

"Huh?" What the hell?

Naoto Kudo also looked shocked: "Hey, kidnapping, isn't that terrible! Hurry up and call the police!"

"Hey, hey." Saiki Kusuo looked at him in disbelief, please how did you cooperate?

Liu Shentong was sweating profusely in anxiety, but he still forced himself to calm down and said, "No, you can't call the police! My fans have surrounded the school, and now even mosquitoes can't fly out, and neither can the kidnappers and Xinmei. That guy must be very anxious, but if the police are here now, if that person jumps over the wall in a hurry, Xinmei will probably be torn apart."

"makes sense."

Saiki Kusuo was a little dumbfounded by their serious discussions: "Wait, you guys are serious, aren't you?"

But the two of them couldn't hear his voice at all, they put their heads together, and were seriously studying the countermeasures.

"Then what should we do now?"

"Skirt, you put on a skirt, a skirt that is so wide that it can cover me completely, and then send me to Xinmei, and let me replace her as a hostage!"

Saiki Kusuo: How did you come up with such a stupid move?

However, it seemed that another idiot had sympathized with him, only to hear a sharp echo from beside him: "Okay!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

First of all I wish you all a good time.

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The refitted skirt and wig were all borrowed from the animation club. It is basically impossible to borrow a skirt that is long enough to drag the floor with the height of Naoto Kudo, but it just so happened that when placing an order for a European-style long skirt that the club recently ordered, the note There was a mistake in the length, and the length of the skirt delivered was a bit longer than expected. I have not yet discussed with the merchant about the return and exchange, and to the shock of everyone in the club, the waist size of the bustle is just right for Kudo Straight human size.

There is no need for shoes, not to mention men, even women, if they are not used to wearing high heels, they are still easy to fall, and the skirt is so long that they can drag the floor, no one will notice what he is wearing under his feet. If you really see... then see Whether the person is shocked by his shoes or the suspicious guy squatting under his skirt.

Rest assured, normal trousers are still worn under the skirt.

However, Liu Shentong didn't seem to be particularly satisfied: "You have to do a full set of acting, since you are wearing a skirt, how can you not wear high heels!"

Shocked by his momentum, Naoto Kudo took a step back in fright, and almost bumped into Kusuo Saiki behind him. After the latter helped him to stand still, he regained his composure a little bit, but he was still weak He whispered: "I, I haven't worn it, I tried it just now, it will shake!"

"The professionalism of an actor will never allow you to give up halfway like this. Shoes are an important prop for women to maintain a perfect look. Since you want to dress up as a perfect woman, how can you ignore the influence of this aspect!"

"Anyway, no one knows I'm a man."

Liu Shentong glared and said, "Are you despising the work of an actor!"

Naoto Kudo quickly shook his head: "Absolutely not!"

The system added insult to injury secretly: "Or, don't even wear pants, I always think it's weird to wear long pants under a skirt."

Naoto Kudo cried inwardly: "No way!"

"It's just that it's weird if I wear it alone." Naoto Kudo took aim at Kusuo Saiki, "Come together, good friend-kun."

Saiki Kusuo: "..." Who is your good friend Jun.

However, if he doesn't agree, this guy will probably hold his thigh and cry.

He doesn't know how to wear skirts, but it's okay to pretend to be the deacon next to the eldest lady.

As a result, the two black-skinned zombies disappeared, replaced by a "girl" with blue eyes and blond hair in a long black dress and a deacon in a black suit with pink hair and green glasses and two antennas on his head. Together, the style of painting is barely harmonious.

The two slowly moved around the campus, inadvertently attracting countless amazed eyes, especially those who fell on the "girl". The intricately designed skirts are beautiful, but the "girl" has exquisite and peerless beauty, elegant and calm temperament, and is cold The indifferent (dazed) eyes, as well as the solemn and ascetic black all make "her" particularly mysterious and refined.

The only thing that is inconsistent is that occasionally there will be some strange voices under the skirt of the "girl".

"A bit boring." Still very tired.

Liu Shentong struggled to squat and walk forward in small steps. This posture was very exhausting. Even if he thought he was physically fit, he was exhausted.

"It's like this, why don't you poke two holes yourself for ventilation." Naoto Kudo had expected such a situation a long time ago, so he reminded in a low voice.

In fact, he himself was not at ease, after all, the skirt was stacked several times and decorated with a lot of silver ornaments, so the weight itself was not light.

"It has already been poked." There is more than one, otherwise how can we keep track of the surrounding situation at any time.

Besides, the skirt is not made of paper, how can you poke holes with your fingers? Of course, I asked the people in the club to make it. When they heard the request from the idol superstar Liu Shentong, the group of people went crazy, let alone a few. Hole, it's no problem to make the whole skirt into a holey outfit!

Afterwards, Liu Shentong promised the autographed photo to finally silence the group of people. Next, Naoto Kudo and the others had to go to their class to find Shinmi Teruhashi and confirm her whereabouts.

However, when they walked around the playground and walked through the corridor, they were stopped. The sound came from the performance stage in the distance, and was amplified several times through the speakers.

"The blond girl."

"That girl with golden curly hair in a long black dress!"

"That blond girl with Saiki-sensei Black Deacon by her side!"

Saiki Kusuo, who was called by name: "..." To be honest, he didn't want to pay attention to it at first, and now he doesn't even want to pay attention to it.

"Eh?" Naoto Kudo finally realized that it might be him who was being called by others, so he stopped in his tracks, but just as he was about to turn his head to look, he was patted on the back by Kusuo Saiki, making him tremble in fright , took a wrong step, and almost fell over. In desperation, he could only hold his arm tightly with both hands, "Qi Mu, why are you patting me!"

"Ignore the idiot over there, let's go to the classroom quickly."

Naoto Kudo hesitated for a moment, and finally shook his head: "But he already called you and me, it seems impolite to ignore it?"

Saiki Kusuo looked away helplessly: "Okay, it's up to you." Anyway, you will regret it soon.

Liu Shentong under the skirt protested softly, but was overwhelmed by the sound of the surrounding radio, and was ignored.

So, Naoto Kudo, supported by Kusuo Saiki, walked slowly towards the stage under the gaze of the audience on the other side of the stage. In a short distance of more than ten meters, the latter was able to witness the expression of the former Gradually transitioned from natural to nervous, and finally the face was paralyzed and stiff, and I really couldn't help laughing.

"Finally understand that you're nervous?"

"Woo QAQ" Naoto Kudo turned his face, his eyes were blue, as if two clear streams could flow out at any time.

"Deserving it."

When Naoto Kudo heard this, he almost wanted to hug his thigh and cry loudly on the spot, but now that there were too many people watching, he was so cowardly that he hugged Saiki Kusuo's arm and sobbed softly: "Don't bring such a thing!"

In the beginning, Naoto Kudo really wanted to help with enthusiasm, but as he moved longer and his gaze stayed on him more and longer, he regretted it more and more.

But after walking for so long, he didn't want to give up halfway, and finally walked on the stage.

Chono Amemi raised his chin and looked at Naoto Kudo with a little surprise. Although he had expected that foreigners were taller than ordinary Japanese, he really didn't expect to be so ridiculously tall. Looking down from such a height is quite oppressive Powerful.

Dieye Yulu silently took two steps back, let her neck relax a bit, and then said: "That's it, this beautiful girl, I want to invite you to perform a magic trick with me."

Being described as beautiful, the expression on Kudo Naoto's face was slightly distorted, but the discomfort was the discomfort, and he did not miss the point of the words: "Magic?"

"Uh, your voice sounds a little rough..."

Naoto Kudo's throat tightened, his eyes fluttered a little: "I'm not used to wearing high heels, probably because I fell more often."

"I see, but it doesn't matter, you don't need to sing this time, we are going to perform, and you will become a living person!"

"Ok?"

Dieye Yulu ignored his dazed expression, but turned her head and shouted to the audience: "Next, we will create a living person from under this girl's skirt!"

The eyes of the men present were shining, and they were excited: "Oh!"

Naoto Kudo on the stage looked confused: "..."

The six supernatural powers under the skirt looked dumbfounded: "..."

Just kidding! ! !

Saiki Kusuo, who was watching coldly with his arms folded: I said earlier that you will regret it.