Angel cat

It was the first time he had no experience in raising cats, so Jiang Tianlin searched for strategies and information on the Internet, trying to find out some wonderful ways to solve the conflict, but he couldn't find the magic way, but found a lot of cat raising experience.I felt a lot of precautions last time, but I didn't expect that there would be more after careful inspection.

In the past, the cats raised in my hometown were all semi-free-range, and they ate leftovers. They lived for many years and were very healthy. When they were happy, they came back and walked around twice to catch a mouse. When they were unhappy, they disappeared for ten days and a half months. trace.

Netizens on the Internet are very enthusiastic, sharing their stories about raising cats and posting cats in various ways.Now he knows that it is healthier for cats to eat special cat food, and regular deworming and vaccinations are required. The various items are dazzling.

However, there is another group on the Internet that is full of malice towards people they haven’t met—it’s very nice to a beast, willing to spend so much money, and desperately remembering when you’re away from home, have you ever cared so much about your parents? ?It's really a waste of time to support you, it's chilling.

Regarding this, Jiang Tianlin can only say, what is he willing to do, spend your family's money?Still chilling, always worrying so hard for others is not afraid of dying from kidney deficiency.It's just jealous that others have cats but you don't. They can pet cats but you can't.

The most correct way is to look at these remarks with a cold eye. There is no need to lower your style to argue, because this is exactly what they want.The real king doesn't even have inner fluctuations. Jiang Tianlin's rank is still too low, and he still feels angry when he sees it. Later, he simply doesn't read the comment area. Anyway, it's either the confused words of the cat suckers or the trolls. The excrement left behind is nothing new, so it doesn’t matter if you don’t read it.

Everyone has their own choice, some people choose to keep pets, some people choose not to keep them, some people choose to spend a lot of money to raise them, some people choose to feed some leftovers, as long as it does not affect others and protects the health of pets, that is A qualified breeder.

However, Jiang Tianlin personally prefers intensive care. After all, pets are also complete and independent lives. While enjoying their company, they must also pay corresponding responsibilities and give them a life without regrets.

But who knows, maybe everything you give is not what they want, after all, all these are stupid human beings' own brains.

Cough cough, that's getting too far, anyway, Mao Dan is still in a mood, the cat is not happy, and the consequences are serious.

"Mao Dan, are you really not going to pull it out? QAQ" The sad Twolegs stood on tiptoe and looked up at the wardrobe, but the cat's feet were still not visible even with its long neck stretched out.

Maodan loves to be clean, and never runs under the bed where there are many dust and insects. When he doesn't want to pay attention to him, he specially places where he can't reach the high jump, and even puts a T-shirt on him to sit on.

"Damn~", the Two-legged beast still didn't give up, calling out to its beloved pet with tears of blood.

The fur grabbed by the white coat is still aching psychologically, reminding it of what it has just experienced, if you don't notice it for a while, you shouldn't be soft-hearted.

Mao Dan was determined to ignore his servant, and in the next few days, he fully interpreted the nobility and indifference of a cat.

——I didn’t show up until it was time to eat, no crowds of any kind were allowed, I left after eating, I refused to be touched, I refused to take pictures, occasionally I met Jiang Tianlin’s eyes and quickly averted my eyes, pretending that he was like air and detoured by.

Jiang Tianlin: No!This must not be my cute hairy egg!

He finally tasted the sad feelings of many shit-shoveling officials.

Without the personal companionship of a black elf, Jiang Tianlin feels like a salted fish that has lost his favor these days, and he will never be able to get the favor of his beloved cat again.The colleagues in the company found that his condition was not right, and specially told him to pay more attention to rest.Jiang Tianlin couldn't directly say that his expression was too sluggish because his cat ignored him, so he simply nodded gratefully to show that he understood.

He wished he could raise his head to the sky and howl, how can he make his angry master love me again ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Jiang Tianlin would rather Maodan scratch it to vent his anger, the way it refused to communicate made him feel distressed to death.After all, he spends most of his time at work, leaving very little time for Maodan after he comes back, and he doesn't have the energy to play with it when he's working overtime too late.

Mao Dan is usually very lonely when a cat is locked up at home, and finally has a playmate when Jiang Tianlin comes home. Now that they are in a cold war, Mao Dan is actually the one who is the most lonely and hurt the most.

It's miserable, you lose your game time after getting an injection, you don't get angry and you will indulge your domesticated two-legged beast, and Mao Dan is also very embarrassing, is it easy for you to raise a human being these days?

Jiang Tianlin couldn't take it anymore, and he didn't have any like-minded people around him, so he could only run around in a hurry. It would be great if cats could communicate with people without barriers.

A dead horse is a living horse doctor. He once again went to the Internet to seek the legendary method of teasing cats. This time he kept his heart and couldn't resist clicking on the cute photos. Finally, he found a forum.Adhering to the idea that those with high clicks and replies always have dry goods, he entered the most popular post.

[Cat Love Forum in the same city] The deep love of cats is released in October 17 in the cat calendar

Q: How can I please the cat owner?

A: Let me tell you, there are 36 counts for stroking cats (there's no 36 counts, it's just more rhyme/funny)

1. Touch the cat, keep touching.Cats like to be petted very much. There is nothing that can't be solved by petting a cat. If it doesn't work, try petting it again.

2. Cardboard boxes, can cats resist the charm of cardboard goblins?The answer is no, there is nothing that a carton can't solve, if it doesn't work, try another one.

3. Food, crispy small fish, fat and tender chicken breasts, high-grade canned cat food, roadside foxtail, carrots and cabbage bugs... only you can't think of, there are various tastes and varieties, there is always one that suits you s cat.

4. Not much to say about catnip, take one sip to refresh your mind, two sips to never get tired, and three sips to live forever.

Finally, hide the answer and find out the great method of teasing cats. When none of the above can satisfy your master, try it (Note: This method should not be tried by those with great courage and perseverance. question.) - Dirty PY deal.

Research has proven that when a cat turns its butt toward you, it's similar to a warm hug or a kiss on the cheek as a greeting.When two cats are on good terms, they express it by licking each other's asses, so you should be flattered when your cat turns his butt towards you and invites you to be his best friend again.Please don't lick it carelessly, you will be the best and closest friends in the future.

Jiang Tianlin thought to himself, the previous suggestions are still useful. Is this last one just for fun? It made the previous ones look like cheating. This is the so-called rat droppings ruining a pot of soup.

When he saw the latter part, he always had hallucinations as if there was shit on his mouth, and he felt that he could no longer look directly at Maodan's ass.

Looking at other people's comments below, they are all messy things, with no useful information at all.

Meow driver on the 1st floor: The host is 666, you can tell that you have a lot of experience at a glance hahaha...

Chrysanthemums are blooming at the foot of Brokeback Mountain on the 2nd floor: no pictures to say

Cheese Cat on the 3rd floor: My God, my God, no wonder my cat always points its butt towards me, it turns out that it has such dirty thoughts towards me! [laugh/cry]

I'm just a passer-by on the 4th floor: Well, did everyone only see the last one?

......

Floor 523 Banana Banana Banana: What the host said is true!top!In the past, my cat was never allowed to be hugged. Since I licked my cat’s chrysanthemum according to the post, it clings to me every day and asks me to lick it for it. It can’t do without me!Bless us!Real people!The liar will kill the whole family!

My name was preempted on the 524th floor: Damn it!God upstairs, I wish you and your cat a happy life together forever

Flying chrysanthemum on the 525th floor: Hahaha, sprinkle flowers + ID number

After browsing the messages of all kinds of monsters and ghosts, Jiang Tianlin couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness that the world is going downhill and people's hearts are not old. Then he opened another similar post and read it with relish.

Hehehe, it's really interesting. There are a lot of funny comparisons in the world. They have been leading the coquettish for hundreds of years. Since becoming a cat slave, they have opened the door to a new world.

Moodan showed half of a furry cat face from the gap outside the door, and looked at someone who was laughing like a pig with faint eyes - he actually left the angry cat and went to entertain himself, hateful, look This slave has repented a lot in the past few days. It originally planned to reconcile earlier, but it seems that there is no need for it.

The Twolegs didn't know that they were close to being happy, and they were still giggling heartlessly.