Angel cat

In the dimly lit small room, a man with greasy hair pinched his nose and wiped the black substance stuck to his finger on the chair next to him indifferently.

"What a psycho." The man muttered.

On the display screen is a chat tool - Miaomiao message, and the login name is "Mengmengda Customer Service No. 3 is at your service".

"There are more and more strange things these days. You actually said that we delivered him a real cat, is it funny? Really, you don't need a valid reason to make trouble. Is it already a world of brainless black people?" Meng Meng The cute customer service No. 3 is here to serve you, referred to as No. 3, rubbing the skin of his feet while complaining, "Business is really difficult these days~ Alas, I think I am a manly man, a good man of nine feet, and I am so humble People talk."

Before No. 3 was sad, a handsome boy appeared at the door and yelled at No. 3 angrily, "Why are you picking your feet again during working hours!"

"Oh~ don't pay too much attention to these details~" No. 3 smiled charmingly, patted the chair beside him and said, "Come, come, sit for a while to calm down."

So uncharacteristically, not protesting that picking his feet is a channel for him to reduce stress and live a healthy life?The boy stared at him suspiciously for a long time, "Aren't you going to stick [式音] [字引] on my chair again?"

"How come..." No. 3 looked away guiltily.

"You...you..." The boy's face was flushed with anger, he was at a loss for words, and almost couldn't catch up, "How many times have I said it, but you still... ...How can you......"

"Ha..." No. 3 tried to change the subject in embarrassment, "Let me tell you, I just met a particularly excellent guest, let me show you my conversation with him."

"Do you think the trick of changing the subject is still useful!" The angry boy obviously couldn't listen to anything, "Look at me today on behalf of God to teach you a bastard." After finishing speaking, it was a good blow to No. 3.

So, life is not easy these days, and being a customer service is also very difficult.

"Well, what should I call you?" Jiang Tianlin squatted on the ground and stared at the kitten. Hu Lai's left hand was always stroking the cat uncontrollably.

This is a kitten covered in pitch black. Jiang Tianlin doesn't know how old it is, but it looks like it's between a kitten and an adult cat. The black plush version of the duckling, the triangular ears hidden in the black twitched a few times from time to time, when the head was raised, a pair of wet golden eyes on the small and delicate face made people's hearts melt.

"Meow, can I call you Xiao Hei, okay? Meow? Or black charcoal? Coal balls?" Jiang Tianlin carefully touched the kitten from head to tail with his hands, over and over again, and the comfortable little thing made a purring sound.

Well, ah, yes, that's it, don't stop~ah~

"No, as my cat, it must have a domineering name, not like those random flirtatious bastards outside."

In detail, many of his classmates have cats, cats and dogs in their homes, each with its own merits, ranging from strange flowers to rotten streets, hot pot, ge (ge second sound) fleas, shelducks, black bears, little white spots, little yellow Little black little white flower...

"Calling you Dahei, how about Xuanyuan Dahei? Hm? Or Mao Ritian? Hahaha, what should I do, I feel very good and I can't choose."

"I'm such a master at picking names."

Jiang Tianlin enthusiastically decided to choose a unique and extraordinary name, "Armstrong's black, cute and fluffy Armstrong's cat"

"How about this name? Paying tribute to my beloved Gintama, it also means that I love you deeply."

"Well, but it's too long to shout."

Jiang Tianlin thought for a long time in distress and said, "Maybe there is a cute contrast, called Xiaobai?"

"Mi." The kitten tilted its head and let out a weak cry, as if declaring that it didn't want such a retarded name.

"That's right! Let's call it Maodan! Simple image, unique enough, and Ma Ma said, take a cheap name to support yourself." After speaking, Jiang Tianlin excitedly leaned in front of the kitten, sweet and greasy, " Damn~ From now on, we will depend on each other for life."

"Mi." The still dissatisfied kitten replied.

This is completely different from the previous name. Hey.

"It seems that you like this name very much, Maodan."

"mum."

not at all.

"Damn, remember this is your name."

"mum."

Forget it, as long as you are happy.

"Damn, let me tell you a joke related to your name."

"mum."

No no, I don't want to hear it.

"There are seven eggs side by side in the refrigerator, the first egg said to the second egg, yeah, look at the last egg, it's so weird, it's hairy, so the second egg said to the third egg , look at the last egg, it is so abnormal that it grows hair, so it is passed down one by one. When the fifth one talked to the sixth one, the last egg heard it, and it roared angrily.. ...." For the sake of comedy, Jiang Tianlin paused for a while before saying with an exaggerated expression, "You are the perverts! I am a preserved egg!"

"mum."

You think this is funny?

"If you don't think it's funny, it must be because you didn't understand the joke. You see, preserved eggs are also called preserved eggs. They were originally raw eggs, but after various processes, their shells are covered with a layer of hair-like substance. It's like he's got hair. The other eggs think he's moldy."

"mum."

It was a bit interesting at first, but after you explained it, I didn't find it interesting at all.

"Maybe we should talk about the kiwi version? But the preserved egg version is very relevant to you."

"mum."

Ha ha.

......

The unnutritious self-entertainment went on like this for a long time, and thanks to Maodan's affectionate cooperation, he would meow at the right time to prove that he didn't distract himself, even though he didn't look at the human beings very directly during the whole process.

After Jiang Tianlin satisfied his poor desire for a name, he happily went to prepare dinner for his new master.Now that you have decided to adopt a cat, you must make good preparations.Cat litter, cat food, cat litter, cat climbing frame, cat toys, cat nail clippers, beautiful cat clothes to satisfy the owner’s bad taste, etc., etc., there are a lot of things to buy. Although I don’t want to go out, many of them are For daily necessities that are in a hurry, the fastest online shopping will be tomorrow, so I have to go out.

Since he had never been in the field of raising cats before, Jiang Tianlin went to find out what cats should eat.

After an investigation, it was an eye-opener. Why do kittens have poorly developed teeth and need to eat special kitten food? When buying cat food, don’t just use the cat’s food intake as a benchmark, because many unscrupulous merchants will mix a lot of food attractants in it But in fact, the cat food sold is not nutritious. Every once in a while, I have to go to the pet hospital for physical examination and deworming. After counting it carefully, raising a cat is not much easier than raising a child, and it is not so easy to be an excellent excrement shoveler. of.

Is it better not to feed cats milk?With a guilty conscience, I looked at the balls of hairy eggs. It is said that some cats are lactose intolerant. After eating milk by mistake, they will cause diarrhea, and in severe cases, they will die.But Mao Dan didn't seem to have diarrhea after drinking two meals?That is, this cat can drink?

In order to avoid tragedy, Jiang Tianlin went to a nearby pet shop to buy some necessities for the sake of safety. By the way, he inquired about the situation of various brands, so that he could buy them online, which is cheaper and more affordable, hehe.

Ashamed to say in the store, when Jiang Tianlin saw the words cat milk at first sight, he thought it was milk from a cat, just like milk.He was still wondering if this store is a bit perverted, and it still sells this kind of "weekly side" products, what to do, he was a little curious and wanted to taste it, he couldn't be alone, right?

No wonder it’s so expensive. A big box of 500ML doesn’t know how much cat mothers need to contribute milk. How to squeeze it out from the cat is also a problem. It’s like the first person who discovered that milk can be made to drink. You are right for cows. What did you do!

It may be that the look of surprise in his eyes was too explicit. The clerk took the initiative to introduce how popular this cat milk is with kittens and how nutritious it is. The source of the milk is a well-known foreign sheep farm with guaranteed quality. A good choice for cat babies.

Do you think I can't see the abnormal look in your eyes when you pretend to be serious?What's wrong with your "hmph, mortal, you seem to know that you are another guy with an incorrect ideological awareness" expression, I really only think about it when I have a cramp in my head for a while, it's definitely not what you think!

Clerk: Hmph, tell me, what do I think.

Embarrassment, really embarrassment, the scene was so embarrassing that it suffocated.

Jiang Tianlin rushed home almost after paying the money, not to mention asking about the brand, he ran away without even asking for change.Fortunately, the amount is not large, otherwise I will feel sorry for myself when I go back.

Hey, hey, it's too embarrassing, others must think that Wo is abnormal, and Wo should never go out again, hey.

Everything is Maodan's fault, so it should give some compensation.Finding an excuse that he thought was reasonable, Jiang Tianlin swallowed his saliva, and buried his face in Maodan without resistance~

The hairy egg on the bed was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly his body was rubbed back and forth, so the cat uncle was dissatisfied, and tried to kick the clingy shit-shoveling officer away, but someone who was not offline grabbed the meat ball with his backhand endless.Well, my cat’s claws are black and shiny, so beautiful~ Come on, let’s have another one~

So the uncle cat who was woken up was upset, and slipped to the top of the closet with a swish, watching the excrement shoveler jumping below with satisfaction, then elegantly licked the messy fur that had become messy during the struggle, and fell asleep again.

We even want to sleep beautifully.

Jiang Tianlin: Ah, don't leave the den QAQ

Mao Dan: Human, you are playing with fire.