The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

"Goo?"

Maotou poked the fake skin on my face with his mouth, his eyes were a little confused.

"Don't poke it."

I raised my hand to block it, then closed my eyes, and looked at myself through its sight.

Snapped!

The small cloth bag in his hand fell to the ground.

I suddenly widened my eyes, took half a step back, and said incoherently: "I...I...fuck?"

After everything I've been through, I thought I could handle any situation.

But I was wrong.

I underestimated Dr. Wu's aesthetic ability.

"Coo coo coo..." The cat's head screamed like a snicker, whipping my self-esteem wantonly.

I bent down and leaned against the tree trunk, and I caught a glimpse of the long black curly hair hanging from my shoulders out of the corner of my eye, and shivered.

Why……

Why in the end!

too ugly!

It's unreasonably ugly!

"Snapped."

The cat's head flapped its wings at my face.

It shook its feathers and spread its wings to meet the first rays of sunlight in the morning.

It's dawn again.

I waved the stinky hair expressionlessly and lifted it to the ground.

Who knows why a dead horned eagle fell in love with the sun?

"Goo, goo, goo."

However, the cat still turned its direction unconsciously, bouncing around, shaking its paws, and twisting its neck, just like a black peacock.

"..."

Forget it, children always have dreams.

I pulled back my horribly long hair, trying to imply to myself that I was a woman.

Then quickly adapt to this identity.

Time was running out, and even the emotions of shock and resistance dared to slip away for a while before going back.

As long as it is necessary for survival, I can accept it.

I picked up the cloth bag from the ground and took out a bunch of heating stickers.

Dr. Wu said that the new type of guns used by the Silver Eagle Army can forcibly lock on "non-heat source moving targets" within five meters, which is the so-called "incidental reaction", which is specially used to deal with half-corpse and intelligent corpses.

"They actually want to use this against me? Am I not handsome enough, or are they stupid?"

I habitually chanted a few words to Maotou, and then carefully installed the heating patch.

"Hiss... strange?"

I felt in the cloth bag again... Then I shook the bottom of the bag...

Gone?

It's gone?

What about branding? !

A piece of toilet paper floated out of the bag and landed on the back of my hand, still very sticky.

I looked at the puddle of suspected instant noodle sauce on it, and squinted my eyes.

Something seems wrong.

Dr. Wu is such a careful person, would he put the garbage in by mistake?

I lifted the toilet paper and looked carefully at the light.

It's a note—

"The authentication branding code has been updated inside Guobi, I can't hack into it, only you can rely on yourself."

The handwriting was scribbled, the strength was unstable, and even scratched in several places.

It can be seen that he was nervous and hurried when he was writing.

As a result, the situation outside the country seems to be not optimistic, at least not conducive to Dr. Wu's survival.

But why?

I turned my head to look at the east gate of the country wall. As long as I can go out from there, it is the border of East China Province.

Just get out...

The cat's head suddenly flicked and hid at my feet.

As soon as I turned my head, a thunderbolt rumbled across the air.

One moment the sky was clear, and the next second it was clouded over the city.

Faintly.

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

It seems that something is threatening the safety of East China Province.

"Goo?"

"Why did it suddenly thunder?"

The meow of the cat's head and the voice of human beings sounded at the same time.

I stood still and stared at the small iron door of the staff dormitory, and whispered to Maotou: "Hide."

hum.

The rusty iron door was pushed open with a muffled sound.

The cat's head jumped up from the side of my leg, its black wings flashed, and it jumped into the dense branches and leaves.

A few green leaves were knocked down, and just as they landed next to my shoes, someone came out.

"what!"

"What the hell is your name! You almost scared me out of my morning urine!"

"Is there... a woman with long hair?"

With my back facing them, I was wearing some baggy overalls, with curly hair flying around, and my face was slightly drooping.

"Then, aren't those Gouzi's clothes?"

"How did you know?"

"How could I not know! I was the one who splashed the yellow paint on the back of the clothes! Hey, he's a bastard, he's been nagging all day long about calling someone to catch ghosts, and in the end he caught a woman?"

He spoke so obscenely that the person next to him couldn't listen anymore.

"Brother De, why do you speak so badly?"

"None of your business! Go and see her!"

As I heard footsteps approaching, my mind raced quickly.

Now there are only two options.

go or stay.

If you stay, you will have to deal with the people in the entire zoo, and the possibility of exposure is extremely high.

But if I go... Once I get out of here, I will face the entire country wall, and without a branding code is tantamount to death.

"Hey!"

A hand rests unceremoniously on my shoulder.

"Are you a dog's woman?"

I glanced at the pig's hand, pulled up the corner of my mouth and smiled, and said softly, "En."

"Hehe! Come, come, let me have a look..." He pinched my shoulder and forced me to turn around half a circle.

I frowned insignificantly, and there were two hundred pages of dirty words in my heart that I didn't say.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu is a man, if she is really a woman, why should he take advantage of her?

however.

The moment I turned around, I saw the smirk on his face gradually solidify.

"..."

He and I looked at each other in silence for a long time, and finally couldn't help breaking the deadlock with a sharp voice: "I hate it~"

"Oh my god..." The man narrowed his eyes for a moment, choked his saliva and said, "Sister, you look really artistic...you son...can you do it?"

"Brother De! After all, she is a girl..."

Before the boy next to him finished speaking, a bell suddenly rang in the zoo.

"Okay, it's time to go to work," Brother De rolled his eyes and waved his hands, and said to Bancuntou, "A Niu, you call Gouzi to me, he promised to help me take the shift yesterday."

After speaking, he whistled and left.

Ah Niu stood half a step away from me, and snorted speechlessly: "Who will help you! Just because I have slept with the principal, my ass will go up to the sky!"

"By the way!" He suddenly looked at me, "Do you know where Brother Gou is? I didn't find anyone all morning."

I glanced at the freezer from the corner of my eye, guessing it must be frozen.

"I don't know." I pursed my lips and said softly, "When I woke up, he was gone."

"Okay, what should we do now?" He scratched his head in embarrassment, "You wait here, I'll ask someone to help you find it!"

Find a fart!

If you really find it, it's okay!

I quickly stretched out my hand to hold him, and said with a smile, "You don't need to look for it. I'll be back in a few days. He said last night that he wanted to surprise me."

"This, that's it." A Niu looked at me holding his hand, blushing a little.

I was immediately shocked by Nima!

Wow.

This young man is so simple...

usable.

"Sister, why are you always looking at me?" A Niu scratched his head again, shrank his arms back blushing, avoided me, and said, "Brother Gou usually takes good care of me, don't worry, in his I'll cover you until you come back."

"Thank you so much."

"what?"

"Speaking well...wrong," I covered my mouth and smiled, "Thank you, Niu."

"What's there to thank for that?" A Niu tugged at his clothes a little helplessly, "Sister, why don't you come in and drink tea? I have to check in."

"Oh!" I looked at him sadly, "What about Brother Gou?"

Without waiting for the other party to answer, I quickly said: "Let's do this! I'll help him finish the job!"

"How can this happen!" Just as Ah Niu finished speaking, a group of people flooded out of the staff dormitory, and he subconsciously stood in front of me to block me.

"A Niu, go away!" Someone waved to him, "The principal is coming to check shifts again!"

"Ah? Come today too?" Niu looked at me with some embarrassment.

"Huh? Who is this? Why haven't I seen it before?" The man asked casually, without even stopping, and left immediately after asking.

"Sister, Brother Gou must be here for the principal's inspection today, or he will be dismissed," A Niu said solemnly, "It's very difficult to find a job now!"

"Then let me go to the top."

"Also... okay," he scratched his head reluctantly, "but our female employees here must have shoulder-length short hair."

That's great.

I casually grabbed a handful of my long hair, took off the small scissors on their overalls, and snapped it off.

"Ah!" Ah Niu yelled again.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and ran into the corridor with the big troops.

beep beep.

There was a continuous scanning sound in front.

I stood at the end of the crowd and watched them sign in and pass one by one.

And the scanning machine... has a gun on it.

If I guessed correctly, this machine is the same as the one used by Xu Zhengxiao.

Once the identity information is wrong, I will be beaten to pieces.

Gee.

Can't get over it.

"Sister!" Ah Niu chased from behind, and even took the initiative to hold me back, "Don't go there! Be careful! Only employees can pass here, not your branding code!"

I don't have a code at all.

"Ah...then what should I do?" I also grabbed Ah Niu with my backhand.

"Go... let's go," he said with red ears, "take the path behind the staff dormitory, and you can go directly to the Panda House."

"Then what are you still doing? Let's go."

As soon as I let go, he was back to normal.

"No, I still have to sign, and Brother Gou's." As I said that, I saw him take out an iron sheet from his pocket.

"What is this?" As soon as I asked, he hurriedly pressed his index finger on his mouth vigorously.

"We did this to be lazy. It's against the law. Keep your voice down." He said while shaking the iron piece in front of the machine.

"Di."

The sign-in was successful.

Sure enough, the working people are the greatest, and there is nothing that cannot be invented.

I looked down at him, and my heart finally settled down.

"Let's go." A Niu gently tugged on my sleeve, then quickly let go.

I really want to give him a zombie.

Send him directly to heaven.

I looked at his back and thought about it seriously.

It would not be cost-effective to use violence to force him to help now. After all, it is okay to say that one person is missing, but if two people are missing in a row...

Although it is a bit troublesome, there is only another way to go.

"Sister, you have to go to Brother De to help later. He has a problem with his character, but fortunately you look safer."

A Niu unlocked the door of the Panda House, and looked at me with satisfaction.

Ha ha.

I patted him on the shoulder, and quickly stopped before he blushed: "Where is Brother De?"

"Ah," Ah Niu seemed to think of something, "he should come to the panda house, after all, the director is here, and they have a tryst here every time."

No wonder there is a trail.

"Okay then, go get busy first." I winked at A Niu.

He immediately rubbed the ground with his toes: "Then, then I'll come to you as soon as I finish my work!"

"Yeah."

I looked at his figure running away shyly, unable to say anything.

But before he could run far, Brother De came.

A Niu lowered his head and covered his face, didn't see the other party, and bumped into him directly.

... so fucking stupid.

Just as I was about to smile, I saw Brother De lifted A Niu's collar with one hand, and slapped him across the face.

clap clap clap...

Brother De took more than ten strokes in a row before letting him go.

I could smell blood right then, and my eyes turned red uncontrollably.

a little hungry.

"Wow... squeak..." A fur ball rolled over and rubbed against my trouser leg.

I didn't even look at it, I just stared at Brother De as he came, and then I bent down and picked him up.

"I heard... Pandas like to eat meat very much?" I smiled at it, "How about we have an extra meal?"

It tilted its head and licked its teeth with its tongue.

bang.

The fence gate was kicked open.

I hugged the little panda and smiled flatteringly at Brother De, shrugged my shoulders with some fear and called him: "Brother De... I will help you for Gouzi."

"Huh?" Brother De bypassed me, walked into the staff rest room, and came out with a hot water bottle.

I had no choice but to repeat: "I'll help you for Gouzi."

"Help me! Get away! Don't let me see you! Ugly ghost!"

He just opened the lid of the pot and poured hot water on me as if he had eaten meth.

I squinted my eyes and raised my right hand to block it.

"How dare you fucking block it!" He swung the kettle to my feet, and the silver mirror inside exploded everywhere.

"what happened?"

The surrounding staff gathered around.

"Brother De is throwing people again."

"Tsk, it's a woman who splashed this time."

"Give way! Make way! Sister!" A Niu squeezed in with two tubes of nosebleeds and a knife in his hand.

"..."

fuck me?

What is this thing for? !

"Wang Demu! How dare you hit my brother's woman! I will fight you today!!!" With a puff, A Niu sprayed the toilet paper out of his nose, and rushed towards this side with the knife raised!

"I don't believe you dare!" Wang Demu stood there without dodging or hiding.

but I know.

I have killed people before, so I know that Ah Niu is serious this time, he is out of breath.

I put down the little panda in my hand and ran in front of Wang Demu in two steps. When A Niu rushed forward, I tripped him, and then grabbed his knife-holding wrist before he fell to the ground and lifted him up.

when.

The blade fell to the ground.

A Niu trembled all over.

"A Niu," I called out to him, and put my wet sleeves in front of his eyes, "I'm burned, take me to bandage it first."

"...Ah," A Niu looked at me in a daze, then suddenly came to his senses, and quickly stood up, "Alright, let's go!"

I nodded and followed him out.

Many people looked over.

And I just glanced sideways at Wang Demu, and said softly, "Then I'll go first, Brother De."

The word "brother" is exported.

Wang Demu's legs went limp, and he sat down on the ground, only to be pierced by the broken silver mirror, making him scream.

Ah Niu took me back to the staff dormitory.

I cried all the way.

"Sister, shall we go to the hospital?" He hugged his medicine box and kept wiping his nose and nosebleeds.

I rolled my eyes behind his back.

You cry a fart.

This is what I want.

I snatched the medicine box from him, and immediately put on a shy expression: "A Niu, I want to take off my clothes and put on the medicine, can you..."

Bang!

The small iron gate was smashed with a shocking sound.

I sat on the plastic stool, slowly restrained my expression, opened the sleeve of my right hand, and glanced indifferently, there was no burn on it at all.

After a while.

I showed Ah Niu my forearm, which was wrapped in a thick layer of gauze, and my eyes were a little red. Of course, they were red from hunger.

"What should I do, the layer of meat with the branding code on my hand was scalded."

"Ah! It's so serious!" A Niu suddenly became angry, and started looking for the knife again.

I hurriedly interrupted him loudly: "That's right! I don't have a branding code, so I won't dare to go out in the future."

"Ah... this, can this be made up?"

Gee!

What a brain!

If I don't click on him, I'm afraid we can chat until tomorrow night!

"Why don't you help me make an iron sheet to deal with it first?" I asked tentatively.

A Niu immediately slapped his hands: "Okay! Just wait, I'll go to the black market to buy iron sheets!"

After speaking, he skipped away.

Then the problem is coming.

Even if Ah Niu can make iron sheets, he must have a template.

"Where can I find it?" I murmured with a smile, looking towards the sky outside the house.

Get dark fast.

At 08:30 that night, everyone came back from work.

I stood by the window and looked out carefully one by one.

Very good, no Wang Demu.

I waited and waited, and seeing that A Niu hadn't come back, I went out first.

blah blah blah.

Blue wellies rattled on the empty path.

As I approached, I stopped and listened carefully.

"You obviously think I'm old! What happened to the breakup! Who helped you to bear the things you committed before?"

A female voice, which she had never heard before, hissed and complained.

"What are you talking about? Didn't I serve you well?"

"Enough! It doesn't make sense! I'm leaving!"

"you dare!"

I listened to them wrestle for a while, then turned the key that A Niu gave me, and inserted it into the door lock.

Another boom.

Purple lightning pierced the sky over the entire zoo.

click.

I opened the door and stood on the threshold, catching the woman who was pushed away by Wang Demu.

"who is it!?"

Hurrah thunder kept going.

Lightning flashes shone on Wang Demu's face.

I just saw the blood-stained scissors in his hand.

"No wonder it smells so good." I licked the corner of my mouth and smiled at Wang Demu.

"You, you ugly ghost!" Wang Demu tightened the scissors in his hand, a vein popped out on his forehead, "Let you scare me! Let's die together!"

"Did you kill red eye?" I asked him.

Before he could answer, his head fell to the ground.

"Ah..." The woman sitting at my feet trembled, and then yelled, "Ahh! Kill, kill!"

Crash.

Heavy rain poured down with thunder.

Covered her screams.

"No, don't kill me!" She clutched her chest and kicked her legs.

I put the handleless knife back in my hand and looked down at her face carefully.

Although it is not very similar, it can only make do with it.

"What's your name?" I asked her with a smile.

She froze for a moment, and a puddle of water was wet under her trousers.

have to.

Scared to pee.

I had no choice but to wrinkle my face and ask her expressionlessly, "Say, what's your name."

"Thanks...thank you for concealing it."

"Where do you live?"

"Student, living area, building G3-11, fifth floor."

"How many people are there in the family?"

"Just, just me. My parents are dead, and my husband... mutated," she cried even harder. "Can you let me go? Okay? I can give you money."

"I'm not short of money. But if I let you go, who will let me go?"

chapped.

The door was closed with my foot.

Severed the last hope.

Xie Man was bitten by the neck by me, and let out a wail.

Early the next morning.

Brother De and the director both disappeared.

Everyone said they eloped.

I didn't make a sound, just sat in A Niu's house and watched him making iron sheets.

"Sister, you are amazing!"

Ever since I gave him the imitation drawing of the branding code in Xie Man's hand, he has been in admiration.

"The pictures and texts on this branding code are so complicated! You can memorize them! You can even draw them!"

Can it be great?

I painted with Xie Man's hand for six hours last night, and I almost became presbyopic.

"A Niu," I called him with a raised voice, "shall we go to the supermarket to buy something today?"

"Okay, what do you want to buy?"

"Go to Guangxiang District to buy."

"Ah? So far! It's crossing the district!"

"Well, what I want... can only be found there."

Only Guangxiang Welfare Institute has it.