The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

As the time goes.

I have already trained those two zombies to be obedient.

But they still couldn't understand my order.

Or, in addition to eating, it is difficult for them to understand other things.

such as.

I asked them to open the fridge door and they didn't understand.

But I asked them to find something to eat, and they smashed the refrigerator.

Hey.

I sighed, took out four lumps of frozen meat from the freezer, and soaked them in cold water to thaw.

Do you want to make minced meat vermicelli later?

Or fried meatballs?

I looked at the meatloaf standing to one side while he looked at the meat in the water.

"Do you...remember whose meat this is?" I asked him.

He turned his head to look at me, there was no fluctuation on his numb face: "Do you want me to remember?"

"No." I simply replied.

He nodded obediently, looked away, and looked out the window.

"You..." I pondered for a while, and was about to speak.

Meatloaf took the lead and said, "There is a car."

"Car?" My forehead jumped, and I hurried to the window to look down.

It's an armed vehicle.

Xu An is coming.

I pulled the patty and stuck it against the window, watching four people get out of the car, and then stood still at the stairs.

30 seconds later.

They are still standing there.

Why don't you come in? !

...was it discovered?The siren I put on the stairs.

I fuck.

So vigilant?

I hid the siren in the electric switch!

Is this against me?

Or their professional habits?

But no matter which one, it's very bad!

"Tsk, come with me." I grabbed the meatloaf, took him to the back room and locked him up, and ordered, "As long as I don't come in, you hide! If you are found, you will pretend to be an ordinary zombie. "

He nodded.

I immediately turned around and went out again, feeding the two zombies outside the door to the anesthesia improved by Dr. Wu.

Then hid them under the bed in the back room.

After everything was ready, I closed the door, stood in the center of the living room and glanced around.

Great, no further questions.

It's eight o'clock at night.

What should ordinary people do at this time? ?

The humming fan kept turning.

I haven't paid much attention to it before.

Now I turned around and realized that the ventilation fan in the bathroom was not turned off.

It's a waste of electricity.

As a hard-working, economical, positive young man in the new era.

I went over and turned off the power.

click.

The white button falls.

It was like a wake-up call.

I looked in the mirror in the bathroom and saw a few drops of blood on my face.

... When did you get this up?

I walked quickly to the mirror and touched my face with my hands, only to find that my nails were also full of dried blood.

Oh shit!

How long has it been since I took a shower! ?

I recalled my escape life for many days.

Not once.

I didn't even take a shower!

Forget it.

The problem is, I fell through the sewers, over the blast wave, crawled through the rubble...

Bang!

dong dong dong.

I was counting with my fingers when I was interrupted by a noise.

at the same time.

I turned around and kicked the bathroom door shut, then turned on the shower!

They come in.

But there was no knock.

But forced to break through.

It stands to reason that when they were downstairs, they should have seen the lights on in the house.

Think about it and know that there are people in it.

But they still chose to break through.

That's why I knocked over the two empty buckets that I had purposely placed by the door.

The water splashed down.

I rubbed my face, found half a bottle of shampoo and wiped it on my head and my body.

If possible, I would like to be able to molt directly.

Since the bucket outside the door fell to the ground.

Those four people no longer hid their voices.

Walking in the living room swaggeringly in heavy combat boots, making creaking noises.

I left the shower on, and quietly walked to the door of the bathroom.

Put your ear to the door and listen to the movement outside.

"no one?"

"Yes, in the bathroom."

"Taking a bath? Didn't you say there were two people? Two people taking a shower together?"

"Do you have a dung truck in your head! I didn't see any other houses! Search separately!"

fuck!

What to search for!

Did I agree?You dare to search!

I was about to turn around to get my clothes, when my ear against the door was knocked away by a loud noise!

Bang it.

The plastic door shook.

I covered my ears and stepped back, watching a heavily armed man with a black hat walk in with a gun.

"Who are you?" He raised one corner of his mouth and asked me with a frown.

"Where's Xu Annian?" I also frowned and asked him.

"Captain, he..." The man said halfway, suddenly turned his back, and flew out!

Then a warm and friendly smiling face ushered in.

Xu Annian stood at the door in a black outfit with a gun in his arms, and said with a smile, "What did you call brother just now?"

"Xu Annian." I pulled a towel from one side and put it on the straddle.

"No." He frowned rather hurt.

I rolled my eyes, I didn't want to continue to be "honest" with him, so I squeezed out the word "brother" from between my teeth.

"En!" Xu Annian grinned, looking from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet.

I was a little anxious to back away.

But held back.

You can't feel guilty at this time.

A few days ago, when Dr. Wu helped me patch my ears and neck, he had already fine-tuned my skin.

At this time, it should look no different from ordinary people.

nothing.

So, under the dripping water one after another.

With a white towel on my head, I played psychological warfare with the other party.

Clothes are not enough, let's add momentum!

The cold wind blows in from the bathroom window, blowing the black robe on Xu Annian's body rustling and flowing.

He suddenly glanced behind me and asked with a smile, "Why do you take a bath with cold water?"

cold water! ?

I just discovered that there is no fog in the room.

I fuck.

I can't fucking feel the cold.

For a while, I forgot about this.

"This is..." I just wanted to say, for the sake of strengthening my body.

Xu Annian said quickly: "Isn't it for exercising? Can the bubbles on your head be washed away with cold water?"

I fuck.

Fortunately, I didn't say it.

"En?" Seeing that I didn't answer, Xu Annian smiled more cordially.

I had no choice but to look at him in great embarrassment, and said aggrievedly, "This is, a secret."

Xu Annian's face brightened instantly.

Curious for a moment.

Worried for a while.

For a while... disgusted.

"This kind of habit is not good." He finally clenched his fist and struggled to say, "Quit."

What else can I do besides nodding in agreement? !

"Captain! There is a discovery here!" One person shouted loudly.

Xu Annian glanced at me before turning around and asking, "Where? What?"

I moved Tibetan knife's left arm.

A trace of anxiety rose in my heart.

"Kitchen!" the man shouted again.

Xu Annian turned to me and asked, "Did you put anything in the kitchen?"

I lowered my eyes and thought about it.

Just as I was about to answer "Nothing", I suddenly remembered that piece of frozen meat!

They found human flesh.

Despite the chaos in my heart, I still looked at the other party in confusion and shook my head.

"Then let's go and have a look together?" Xu Annian asked softly.

I nodded and turned off the shower.

"Where are your clothes? Go get one and put it on." Xu Annian stood in front of the back room door.

I looked down at the instep of my foot, there were several blue blood vessels on it.

"Aren't you searching my house? How do I get in and change?"

"No," Xu Annian smiled apologetically, "I ordered those not allowed to enter the bedroom. It's an occupational disease and they can't get rid of it."

I thought about it and took a few steps forward.

If you go in now, will Roubing think that I don't need to hide?

What should we do if we meet each other?

Xu Annian followed behind me, and started to ask again: "Why don't you wear a pair of shoes in the shower at home? Be careful of slipping and falling."

"I'm happy." I raised my hand and held the doorknob, "It's better to be casual at home."

Xu Annian laughed.

I grabbed the doorknob but didn't press it down.

This man has sharp eyes and is too difficult to deal with.

"I have a small matter to discuss with you." I let go of the doorknob, turned and walked into the kitchen, "Let's go over there first to see the situation."

Xu Annian did not follow.

I suddenly raised my heart and was about to look back.

A black robe was put on me.

Xu Annian patted my wet head: "Be careful of catching a cold, brother will be worried."

I will never catch a cold again in my life!

I dodged his hand with a strange feeling.

Because everything this man said was too sincere.

If you are not careful, you will let your guard down in front of him.

Not to mention that he and I are still related by blood, and the sense of intimacy that blood is thicker than water can never be ignored.

in the kitchen.

An uncle with a beard is carrying human flesh research.

"What's wrong?" Xu Annian asked him.

The uncle shook the meat in his hand, and asked me with a silly smile: "Isn't this human flesh? It looks so familiar to me!"

I looked at his empty left arm.

I thought, I can't lie, these people have seen blood, it is impossible not to know what human flesh looks like.

"Old man meat." I said.

The bearded man grasped the gun in an instant, but the muzzle of the gun was slanted towards the open space at my feet instead of pointing at me.

"What are you using it for?" Xu Annian opened his eyes wide, full of curiosity.

"That's the little thing I'm going to tell you."

"Can't!"

This is the first time I heard Xu Annian speak loudly.

"Wait, I haven't said what it is yet?"

"You wash in cold water and I won't say anything. Cannibalism is absolutely forbidden! Only those damn beasts would do that!" Xu Annian's face suddenly flashed a murderous look, accompanied by a monstrous anger that he tried his best to endure.

I was suddenly speechless.

"Rusheng," the next second, Xu Annian changed back to Mr. Pianpian, and apologized, "Did I scare you? I was too excited. I just can't forgive those monsters who hurt the people. You just wanted to Tell me something else?"

I froze and nodded.

"I……"

"I think……"

"What am I trying to say?"

Xu Annian smiled helplessly: "You said you have a small matter to discuss with me."

"Yes," I came back to my senses in an instant, "I raised the wise corpse at home, and this meat is used to feed him."

boom!

The bearded man was careless, and the gun in his hand went off, almost hitting my instep.

Xu Annian saw it, but didn't react at all!

With a stiff face, he asked with a graceful smile, "What kind of dog do you have? Is it called Cheese?"

"My farting dog! I say smart corpse! It's not cheese, it's smart-corpse-"

boom!

The gun in the bearded hand went off again.

If you fucking do that again, I'll be really angry!

I looked up and stared at him fiercely!

But Xu Annian pressed his shoulder and turned around.

The four eyes met, and I saw the messy little man in the wind in his eyes.

"Rusheng, don't lie to brother, this is a special achievement!"

"Really." I lifted my lips and answered weakly.

after this.

I took out the meatloaf and asked him to talk about life with them while eating the meat.

Xu Annian and his group are all crazy!

Pull the two of us into the car!

"Oh my god. I fucked."

These two sentences were exchanged and circulated in the car, and finally spread to the entire A team, Haohao Tangtang's black combat team, shouting the slogan "Oh my god, I'm fucked" in unison.

And all cry bitterly!

I didn't expect that the smart corpse I had been looking for for so long was actually raised at home by the captain's younger brother!

"Rusheng, brother is not mentally prepared at all." Xu Annian resented, "You clearly said that you wanted to discuss a small matter with me."

Several other team members also had the same expression, their emotions were written on their faces——

It's a fucking trifle!

This thing is almost bigger than the earth!

"Why does he listen to you?" The bearded man looked at me strangely.

"I know you have a lot of questions, and I'll answer them slowly later, but I have a request—" Halfway through my words, another armed vehicle drove away from the corner of my eye, and a bald head flashed through the window.