The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

3017 10 Month 4 Day.

I slumped on the sofa with broken arms and legs for two whole days, and no one asked me.

No matter how hard I try, the severed limbs still don't listen to me, and lie limply on the side.

Life is bleak.

That's fine.

The problem is that today is Mid-Autumn Festival.

Zhao Siyang came over with a bag of flour early in the morning, and was teaching Dai Tingshuang how to make mooncakes, while Zhan Qing and Eggy watched.

"This oil, syrup, and alkaline water need to be heated." Zhao Siyang said to himself, while calmly strangling Eggy's big mouth that was biting towards him, and then snapped its jaw and dislocated it.

"Heh heh!" Dai Tingshuang shuddered, and hurriedly retracted the claws that he stretched out, but he retracted too quickly and hit the side of the coffee table.

I couldn't bear to look at the human hand that fell to the ground after the thread was broken!

I worked so hard to sew for you for most of the day!

Is this how you spoil it?

"En?" Zhao Siyang glanced over with a pair of evil eyes.

Dai Tingshuang backed away, then planed out her hand with her foot, picked it up on the table, put it neatly, and sat upright obediently.

Only then did Zhao Siyang continue: "After sifting the flour, add butter and sugar water... Where's the egg beater?"

He turned his head and found that Zhan Qing was eating the minced meat he brought back.

Without saying a word, he pressed the back of Zhan Qing's head and threw him on the table.

When Zhan Qing looked up again, I saw his crooked nose bridge.

Ahhh fuck!

Zhao Siyang!I will go to your ancestors!

How dare you beat Little Zhan Ye!

He's still just a kid!

I paused... Speaking of the child, I thought of the slap he slapped Meimei on the face the day before yesterday.

Crunchy.

"Waste of life. This slap, I slapped for your father, don't be too thankful, everyone is responsible for educating bear children."

Meimei stopped crying at that time.

Not only did she stop crying, but she also turned her head and spit out a tooth, a big tooth.

I looked at Gululu's teeth that had fallen to the ground, and was silent for a moment.

what.

How could there be someone like Zhao Siyang in this world, who is simply a wonderful flower that gathers the aura of heaven and earth, absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and blooms.

How the hell can he treat a child!Still a girl!Such a heavy hand! ?

however.

No matter how far my thoughts drift, I always have that bowl of minced meat in my sight.

I haven't eaten in three fucking days.

Still let the zombies live?

"Hey." I tried to call out.

Zhao Siyang lowered his head and stirred the meat, he was serious and didn't answer.

"Heck!" I tried calling Zhan Qing again.

He was holding his nose and studying it carefully, but he didn't answer.

"Hey..." I finally looked at Eggy, and it also looked at me with its chin hanging, my mother...

"Ow!!!"

Give me meat!

The moment I howled, my mind was broken.

hungry.

food.

These two things occupied all my consciousness.

Kakaka.

In the quiet room, only the sound of my bones twisting.

……

When I came back to my senses, Zhao Siyang was kneeling on my back with one leg, clamping my hands, and stuffed a big lump of meatball into my mouth.

"Ready?" someone asked.

I looked up and saw that it was Bu Fan. When did he come?

And beside him... @￥&#%&!Who is that! ?

"Brother Rusheng." Meimei called me.

I shook my head and realized I wasn't dreaming.

I looked at her shaved head... uh, handsomer than me?

Zhao Siyang got up and let me go, tugged at my recovered elbow, and said, "It's amazing."

Seeing my confused face, he touched his bald head and asked, "Do you remember what they were doing when we saw Chen Jia and the others for the first time?"

I thought for a second.

What else can they do, they are dividing up the zombies.

"Do you know why they did that?" Zhao Siyang said.

I shook my head.

"Because the zombies will stimulate the maximum potential of the body under the condition of extreme hunger, they don't have a metabolic system, so they need a strong repair function. This is also the military's current primary research project. They use cut up zombies for experiments , wondering how far they can 'recover'."

Zhao Siyang looked at me like a Bodhisattva: "You are so perfect."

...so you fucking starved me on purpose!

Is this why you tortured zombies!

"Brother, I'm sorry." Meimei came over to hold me back, "I caused you trouble."

Hey.

I patted Meimei's head, it was a little prickly.

"The other children have already been sent home." Bu Fan sat on the sofa with a sullen face.

Sitting next to him is Zhan Qing.

I watched the two of them get together, and I remembered the cartoon "Unhappy and Mindless" I watched when I was a child.

Huh?its not right.

I typed and asked Bu Fan: "You and Meimei came by yourself? Are there no zombies outside?"

"That's it," Bu Fan avoided Zhan Qing who wanted to bite him, walked up to me and said, "The tide of corpses suddenly disappeared."

Gone?

Why not?

Bu Fan glanced at Zhao Siyang, who was concentrating on making mooncakes.

"It's strange, they all moved to Guanglin City yesterday at four o'clock in the afternoon." As he spoke, Bu Fan took a radio from Meimei, which belonged to Chen Jia.

sizzle.

After a short FM, the announcer's voice came out.

"Dear citizens of East China Province, the Level 14 zombie wave alert has been lifted, and the permission to go out from 17:[-] to [-]:[-] is resumed again. Here, on behalf of all the people in East China Province, I express my gratitude to the large-scale removal of zombies and the success of the mission. Supreme Commander, Comrade Guo Wumao, Governor of East China Province, expresses my most sincere thanks!"

Clear the tide of corpses?

So awesome, brother!

I hugged the radio and listened carefully two or three times, but in the end I didn't hear anything about how to clear up the tide of corpses.

I had to ask Bu Fan.

"I don't know," Bu Fan shook his head, "I can only say that they have a way to attract zombies, which is better than using 'children as bombs'."

I put the radio down and thought again.

It's not difficult to clear the zombies, you just need to dig a hole, light a fire, and push them all into the fire pit.

But the question is, how to push?

"Brother!" Meimei called Zhao Siyang like a horse boy, "Is there any mooncake we can eat?"

"Yes." Zhao Siyang dug out a gift box from the tea table, took another bottle of white wine, and gave them to Meimei together.

I fuck.

Why are you taking wine?

As soon as I stopped thinking, I simply stopped thinking about it, and watched Meimei run to the window, put the radio and moon cakes on the window sill, and then tiptoed to pour wine on the ground.

"Father," Meimei paused, her voice began to tremble, "The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, you said before that you would eat mooncakes with me, you must keep your word."

Meimei broke off half a mooncake and put it in her mouth.

"I'm sorry... Meimei is disobedient and has caused a lot of trouble for my brothers, but it will not happen in the future, because you are no longer here, so Meimei must grow up and be sensible."

I took a deep breath.

I took out a pack of cigarettes and wanted to smoke, but the hand holding the lighter kept shaking, so I couldn't light it no matter what.

"Hey." Zhan Qing looked at me and tilted his head, as if he didn't understand what I was doing.

I looked at his face and almost cried.

Good thing I didn't have any fucking tears.

Otherwise, even the little girl couldn't hold back her tears, so what the hell is going on if I cry?

After Meimei ate the mooncakes, she went back to the table to chat with Bu Fan and the others, and asked Zhao Siyang how to make minced meat. She seemed to be fine.

slap.

I tapped the root and put it on the windowsill.

The voice was too low to say: "Master Zhan, happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Brothers, I will ask you to do me a favor at the end... Take good care of my mother down here, she has never enjoyed Qingfu, you can help me Food, drink and clothes, I will pay you back in my next life."

All that needs to be said.

I turned around and was about to leave when a ray of soft wind suddenly blew by.

I subconsciously looked back and saw that half of the smoke had been burned.

Under the full moon, I vaguely saw someone patted my shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, and said like two hundred and fifty thousand, "Okay, this is on Brother Bao!"

I fuck.

Who is who?

How do I remember that I was born half a month earlier than you?

I waved my hand and smiled.

This time I really turned around and left without looking back.

"Hush." ​​Dai Tingshuang brought me a plate of freshly baked mooncakes.

Eh, give me the first one?

I'm still a little touched.

But in the next second, Dai Tingshuang handed her severed hand to me together.

...Emma, ​​do you want me to sew for her?

"It's another year's reunion day! Everything is going well!"

The long-lost TV sound sounded, as if it had been a lifetime.

"It is said that we miss our loved ones during the festive season. This year, I believe everyone is going through a bit of fear, but fortunately everything is stable now! We can reunite with our family, enjoy the moon, and eat pancakes! Hahaha!"

"That's right, the moon is full during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the whole family is reunited!"

I looked at their happy faces, and at Bu Fan and Meimei in the room. They were still young, but they were all alone.

"Tsk! Can you go away?" Bu Fan frowned and pushed away Zhan Qing, who came to snatch the food, with a troubled expression on his face.

Of course, Zhan Qing doesn't know anything except eating, and he has made progress without biting a living person.

Didn't bite a living person?

I twitched the hand holding the plate, and looked at Zhao Siyang suddenly, and it happened that he also looked over.

At this time, Zhao Siyang suddenly said to Dai Tingshuang, "Go and bring me another plate."

Dai Tingshuang was stunned for a long time, then actually got up and left.

"She's very smart," said Zhao Siyang, "but she's nothing compared to you."

I didn't speak.

"Your education made you choose to protect human beings, but have you ever thought about protecting them?" Zhao Siyang pointed at Dandan and Zhanqing, and began to promote his cult again, "You are standing at a higher level of the food chain, Cannibalism is just inevitable, just like people eat pigs."

fuck me?

Why does it sound wrong?

Are you comparing people to pigs?Or did you compare pigs to people?