The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

From this day on, Dai Tingshuang's fried pork has become a fascination in my life.

I even suspected that she pretended to be stupid and stayed by my side just to study me, but seeing her bowels falling out from time to time, I dispelled this worry and got up to get the needle and thread.

"..."

I have to admit that my needlework is getting better and better recently, the needle thread does not knot, and the flesh patch does not leave scars.

Occasionally, when I look at my orchid finger holding the needle, especially the little finger that is raised up coyly, I can't help but light a cigarette.

life.

Lonely as snow.

"Hehehe." I sewed up Dai Tingshuang's belly, and told her not to jump around like an old woman, but to sit on the side obediently.

But she couldn't understand it.

Hey!

I threw the needle away, patted my thighs and stood up, and went to the closet in the back room to change into clean clothes.

It's almost time to go.

Listening to the conversation between the two people yesterday, it means that they have to come to Boda today.

I don't care how they do it, and I don't care how many zombies die, but those children must be saved.

This fucking is my bottom line!

My mother used a rolling pin to draw the bottom line for me since I was a child!

"Huh?" Seeing me holding the key, Eggy followed me curiously.

"Hey!" Go aside!

"Huh?" Eggy shrugged her nose and grabbed my trouser leg.

"Hey!" Why are you still clingy?

I bent down and grabbed its head, and was about to break it back, but I didn't expect it to act like a baby all of a sudden, and even slapped my handsome face with its big tongue!

I go.

How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?

I wiped my face, feeling almost corroded.

and many more!

I looked at the blood stains on my hands, and suddenly realized, I fucking forgot to dress up?

If I go out like this now, won't I be seen through immediately, it's broad daylight.

so close.

Eggy, what a good dog.

I looked at it with some emotion, and it also looked at me with some emotion, because it was licking a small piece of meat in its mouth, which was stuck to my face when I ate fried carrots.

"Wow?" Eggy walked away with a "fool, what are you looking at me for?" expression.

Bang.

I closed the door, tossed off my windbreaker, and left gracefully.

There is nothing worth remembering about this home.

In the evening, the East Street was empty.

I squatted in the newsstand last night, peeking at the situation outside, and took out the liquid foundation from the windbreaker.

porphyrin~

The expired liquid foundation I picked up was pressed by me, and I let out a whine.

According to the experience of applying baby cream in my childhood, I squeezed two big lumps and rubbed them back and forth in the palm of my hand, and then paste it on my face, especially around the eyes, and I turned it around twice more.

"How about this film?"

Just as I was about to take a picture of my handsome face with my mobile phone, I heard footsteps outside.

"It's okay, it was blown up once, and it said that we have to do it again tonight."

"Okay...then I'll go and pick up the child, are you ready?"

"Um~ um~ um~ I don't! I don't! Uh~ um~ um~ I want more! I want more!"

"..."

"I'm sorry bro, the ringtone of the phone... Oh, it's not right! This is not my phone ringtone!"

Fuck me! !

Terrifying!

I dropped my phone and quickly picked it up to turn off the alarm.

It's terrible... My own mobile phone disappeared 800 years ago. I finally found one in the hotel. I didn't expect the taste to be so spicy!

"Come out!" The periodicals outside the newsstand were kicked away.

I hesitated for a few seconds, then bowed my head and stood up.

"What are you doing! Don't you know that ordinary citizens are not allowed to go out after 5 o'clock!"

I nodded and shook my head again.

"Don't scold us, people didn't mean to scare us," another person persuaded, "The ones who dare to come out at this time should be the people over there, don't worry about it."

"Where are you from?" he asked me.

Fuck me, where is that over there?

Even though I didn't know, I nodded honestly.

"Then you go! This place will be cleaned up soon!" He said.

I nodded again, and took out an unopened pack of cigarettes from my pocket.

"Tsk! You're no good, how can you openly bribe?" He took the cigarette in my hand, "I don't understand!"

After speaking, the two of them left in different directions.

I stood still and hesitated, should I follow?

But I don't know which one of them is going to pick up the child. Wouldn't it be a waste of time if I follow the wrong way?

The sky quietly turned black.

I can hear the zombies starting to stir, they're hungry.

Time is running out.

I was so anxious that my mind went blank, I took out another pack of cigarettes from my pocket, smoked three and lit them.

What can I do to save the child?

I walked to the middle of the street and paced back and forth.

They planted a bomb on the child, and if they robbed it clearly, they might detonate it.

Then you can only steal secretly?

steal?

I took a big breath of smoke, looked at the well cover under my feet, and a light bulb lit up in my mind!

Emma!There is a way!

I threw away the cigarette, and ran into the alley joltingly. I remembered that there was also a well cover there!

Bang warehouse.

I closed the well cover again and turned on the flashlight of my mobile phone to illuminate the sewer.

Left and right, left and right, right...left?right?forward?

I stopped and looked down at the sewage that flooded my calf, and I had a sentence in my heart that I don't know if I can say it.

I'm a road idiot.

I don't know where I got the confidence to think that after turning into a zombie, this disease can be cured without medicine.

Haha... I'm so fucking delusional.

There is no time! ! !

I tucked my hair and broke down a bit.

fuck it!Run around!

"Ouch!"

As soon as I lifted one leg, I heard the sound and fell back.

"Go, go! Dead rat! Don't come here!"

anyone?

Someone in the sewer? ? ?

I leaned my back against the wall, poked my head out quietly and glanced to the right.

There are real people.

And fucking acquaintances.

The half-faced subordinate was a middle-aged fat man with glasses.

What is he doing here?

"Ding dong. The power saving mode reminds you that the light source of your flashlight has been forcibly turned off. If you need to turn it on..."

Ahhhhh!

What an awesome phone is this!

Do you want to be so high-tech!Kill me!

While roaring in my heart, I turned off the phone housekeeper.

It’s over.

I watched the ripples of the water gradually rushing towards me, and the humming sound of the fat man walking, and my heart skipped a beat.

"You... fell from the manhole cover?" The fat man pushed his glasses, his face was surprisingly kind.

Hmm, I nodded without thinking.

"Hi!" The fat man scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, "I was in a hurry to get down and forgot to move the manhole cover back. It was dark and the road was slippery, which caused you to fall."

Wow!

this person!

He actually helped me figure out the reason, which was so touching.

I quickly shook my head, smiled at him, took out my phone and typed: "What are you doing down here?"

After he read the words clearly, his body froze for a moment, then he approached me very mysteriously, and whispered, "I'm here to steal the child."

ha?You are also here to steal the child! ?

He looked at me with a shocked expression, pondered for a few seconds, and became a little surprised: "Brother, could it be you too?"

I nodded.

"Ouch! That's great, come quickly!" He pulled me away.

After a while.

I squatted on the fat man's shoulders, with the manhole cover on my head.

"How is it? Are you coming?" Fatty's voice sounded like he was constipated.

I lifted one foot and shook it, signaling that he hadn't.

"Hey! I'm dying!" He took a breath, held my ankle with both hands and sent it up, "Brother, we are so destined, let's get to know each other, my name is Ma Bing, what's your name?"

"Hey..." I said subconsciously, almost making the sound of a zombie.

"Hey! You must be full, it's full of belches."

He even thought up an excuse for me again!

this person!

Good man!

Seeing that no one came outside, I took out my mobile phone and typed for him: "Brother, my name is Xu Rusheng."

"Oh! That's a good name, but I wanted to ask you just now, don't you mind!" He said.

I acquiesced.

"That's right, you, are these patches on your face a leukoplakia?" He asked.

Vitiligo?

Vitiligo!

I suddenly remembered that bottle of liquid foundation.

Fuck me! !

What happened to my handsome face?

Seeing that I didn't speak, he thought I had agreed, so he continued, "Hey! That spot likes to grow on your eyes, so naughty!"

I!I……

"Giggle!"

"Brother, brother! Where did you go!"

coming!

I cheered up in an instant, pushed open the manhole cover and took a look outside. It was a little boy.

He also held a Winnie the Pooh in his arms.

And around him are gradually increasing zombies.

Oh shit.

I want to tell him to come over quickly, but I can't speak!

Ma Bing was trampled under my feet again, even if he spoke, the child might not be able to hear him.

How to do!

The zombies are getting closer and closer to the children, and if they don't act, they will explode!

"Ding dong. The voice broadcast function is turned on."

I picked up my phone and praised my wisdom like crazy!

fuck me!How can you be so smart and brave!

The robotic voice is not loud, and it is not obvious when it is mixed with the screams of the zombies, but it is enough for a child two meters away to hear clearly!

"Front, that, wearing, sky blue, hoodie suit, yes, little boy, here you go, Lao Tzu, run, come here."

The little boy was visibly taken aback.

I was so anxious that my hands were clawed, and I was typing like crazy!

"Hurry up, here I am, come here, brother, here I am, buy candy for you, eat."

After the little boy heard the word "brother", joy flashed in his eyes, and he ran towards me!

Oh shit.

Very good!

When the zombies surrounded me and covered the manhole cover, I stuck out my head.

Then the little boy came running, kicked me on the forehead and tripped.

Ahhhhh!

My beautiful wide forehead! !

I tried my best to hold back my tears, and dragged the little boy by his feet to slip him over, avoiding the bloody mouth of a zombie!

"Hurry up, bro! It's over!" Ma Bing wobbled unsteadily.

I was fucking lowering my head, but when he shook it like this, I knocked my head on the iron sheet beside the well!

A click.

I heard a very loud cracking sound from my skull.

Ahhhhh!

Mom I want to go home!

Too much!

Is this how the world is jealous of my handsome face!

I hugged the little boy and shrank down hard. At the moment when all the zombies came, I quickly closed the manhole cover.

"Where is my brother! Where is my brother!" The little boy kept kicking me.

I'm so grumpy!

I stare at him!But he found that he was still holding Winnie the Pooh!

Wow!

In an instant, all the hairs on my body exploded.

Until a long time later, I didn't understand how I completed the following actions in 0.1 seconds today——

Grab the bear.

Dodge the slap of the child.

Dodge the calf kicked by the child towards the crotch.

Open the manhole cover.

Avoid the mouths and hands of zombies.

Throw out the bear.

Close the manhole cover.

At the moment when the explosion sounded, I just wanted to put my arms around my shoulders like Dai Tingshuang, lay down on the ground in the shape of a pharaoh, and wait for someone to wrap me into a mummy someday.

The author has something to say: Smoking is harmful to health, please do not try it lightly.

The main character is dead here, so...