Please fall in love with the transparent me [Rebirth]

Marriage is the end of love.

On this point, Fun has a deep understanding.

For example, before chasing her, the big devil acted like a house girl, and his biggest hobby was reading at home.She often bathes the dog or something, and pretends to be a member of the Animal Protection Association, so as to gain a good impression in front of her.I always take her with me on short business trips. During the long-term business trip, I went to Italy. At that time, Ms. Kang, the colorful mother, lived in a hospital, so I couldn’t take her with me. Send hundreds of WeChat messages...

After marriage, everything changed.

The big devil's hobbies have become many, many.

Probably because he felt that his wife had been cheated and could show her true colors.

When the duck is cooked, eat the wings first, so as not to be afraid of her flying.

So I often go out after copying something, leave the confused colorful at home, and go out for a whole day.

The reason why Fun Fun stays at home is because, after getting married, in order to avoid the accusation of nepotism, and also to avoid the aesthetic fatigue that may be brought about by relatives day and night, Fun Fun stepped down from the assistant's seat.

Switch to full-time coding at home.Full-time writing can be said to be tantamount to taking risks, especially the themes and sexuality chosen by Lin Fanfen are not popular in Jinjiang, and her own writing style and plot are also very weak, but she is an upset among the unpopular, which led to such a situation : When you keep writing, you have a mouthful of soup to drink. If you slack off for a while, you may only drink northwest wind.

But fortunately she is the wife of Xia Tian.

Backed by a big tree to enjoy the shade.Outsiders think that Lin Binfen is raised by Xia Tian and is a full-time housewife.Only Fanfen is still struggling tenaciously, saying that she is self-reliant and hard-working, has an independent personality and economic freedom, and has a wife-wife relationship of equal status with the Great Demon King.

In order to maintain this state of equality, Lin Binfen can live a very abstinent life, eat breakfast in the morning, send Xia Tian out, and then frantically read books to absorb nutrition, eat a few bites at noon, take a nap for 10 minutes, and definitely have to eat in the afternoon. updated.After all, she is a handicapped party with an outrageously slow hand speed.

I kept writing until dinner time, and then I would sneak out quickly to buy a dish, make a simple dinner, wait for the return of the big devil, and eat together.

Originally, it was Fun Fun who stayed at home, she should be out of touch with the society, but it turned out that it was her little mental retardation who was chattering at the dinner table. The big devil just listened with his ears up, and finally smiled: "Really?"

Fun Fun will explain again.

The Great Demon King cooperated with her performance: "I see."

Little mentally handicapped people will have the pride of "teaching others tirelessly".

Go out for a walk after eating, and walk a long distance hand in hand.Most of the time, they don't say anything, and occasionally they look at each other, and they kiss quietly in the shadows that the streetlights can't reach.

Lin Binfen complained more than once: "Mr. Xia, do you think we look like an elderly couple?"

not like.Because older couples are less ferocious in the bedroom...

It's good to live like this in the ordinary fleeting years.Things took a turn for the worse when at the end of the second month of marriage, Xia Tian accidentally took a look at the balance of the account, and found that he didn't spend a dime on the card he gave to the mentally retarded.So I took the card and asked her face, and asked her what she meant.

Fan Fun puffed out her small chest and said confidently, "I can support myself, I don't want to spend your money."

Xia Tian smiled instead of anger: "According to what you said, we are just living together as a partner, and the rest are still independent? Each manages his own?"

Bin Fan nodded: "I think I should stand beside you like an oak tree, not a climbing dodder flower, entangled with you."

The big devil nodded and smiled.

Then the big devil went crazy.

Suddenly there is a lot of interest.

Don't eat dinner, just focus on developing hobbies.

In the first week of the third month after marriage, I got used to photography, and submitted it to a magazine run by my opponent with a wicked sense of humor. It was difficult for her to publish it smoothly, and got paid, and bought a pair of very The exquisite earrings were given away in the name of profusion.

In the second week, I didn't like photography anymore, and became obsessed with figure skating, and joined the figure skating club.Amateurs are all on it.In the evening, colorful and lonely, waiting for the pillow, the big devil just didn't go to sleep, and sat in the living room watching the figure skating competition, enjoying himself.Seeing early in the morning, I lay on my back on the sofa to rest for a while, washed up and went straight to the company.

In the third week, I fell in love with painting, so I set up a drawing board in the living room, and played with watercolor and gouache.After work, I went out to sketch, and when I came back, I was covered in colorful stains.After half a month of cold war with each other, Funfun really wanted to reconcile, so she took the initiative to pick up her coat and help her wash the clothes, but she smiled and brushed her hand away, "No, Lin Funfun, you are an oak tree. Don't dare to drive."

"..." Looking at her Shi Shiran's back, the colorful aura was there.She just knew it!She just knew it!This narrow-minded guy!Definitely got annoyed at that statement.At first, I thought it was my villainous heart, but judging from the current answer, the big devil is just angry.

Fanfen knows that Xia Tian has always been tolerant of herself, and this time she touched her back, she should apologize on her own initiative.Even if she was asked to let go of her little mentally retarded self-esteem, she would be able to humbly beg her.

As a result, when she followed up, she found that the big devil was packing things in the box, and she almost knew at a glance that this person was going out, going on a long trip, and staying outside for a few days.Fanfen was so anxious that she took the hand that was about to close the suitcase, "Who are you going to elope with?"

"Elope?" Xia Tian thought it was funny, "You think I'm you?"

Bin Fan hugged her arm to prevent her from moving, "Then where are you going?"

"Business trip." Xia Tian calmly brushed off her hand and went straight to take a shower.

Fun fun cried.Sitting on the edge of the bed blankly.

It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, which is true.

In the past, in order to deceive her relatives, she also said that the pair of designers only accept cases of female and female couples, so she asked Lin Binfen to pretend to be a couple with her.Later, Fun Fun discovered that this was not the case at all! The Hilary sisters are not that narrow-minded at all, they are all lies arranged by Xia Tian, ​​just to get her on that thief ship.

It's good now, I'm locked up, I have a ring on my hand, and I have a certificate, and now I'm on a business trip so that you don't want me, and I don't even want to tell her the location.

The Great Demon King has such a tough temper.

I no longer have the patience to coax my wife.

Also lazy to accommodate.It's just abusive! !

Fanfen felt wronged, but she was arrogant first, and now that he is fighting back, she doesn't even have the stance to criticize.

No matter what the relationship is, it needs to be managed.Since the other party is tired, let's do it yourself.

If you directly ask Xia Xiaotian, who is so arrogant and invincible in the universe, you probably won't get any effective information.

But in a colorful life, there are also moments of wit.

Ye Mimi received her call and enthusiastically asked her if she needed help.

Fun Fun asks her for Mr. Xia's latest arrangement.

"Eh?" Ye Mimi was of course surprised, "Arguing? You don't even know?"

"She wants to play mystery." Colorful voice was full of helplessness, "I have to come and ask you."

"President Xia is going on a business trip to New Zealand tomorrow for a week." Ye Mimi smiled and said, "Do you want me to book tickets for you?"

Fun says yes.

Then the assistant of the crystal heart glass man helped her arrange the air ticket.

The next day when Xia Tian pulled a small suitcase into the waiting hall, he saw a little mentally handicapped man standing up with a bang. Although he was a little surprised, he didn't react too much, he just raised his eyebrows.Seeing her coming up to meet her, he asked, "What a coincidence?"

Fun Fun hummed: "It's a coincidence, I just happen to be going to New Zealand to collect folk songs."

Xia Tian snorted: "You also want to pick up the wind? What the hell are you writing about recently?"

The colorful anger didn't hit a single point: "What the hell am I writing about?"

"What good things can you write with a mental retardation?" Xia Tian smiled.

"Yes, yes, I can't write, I can't write!" Fun Fun was so angry that her tongue was tied.

So when boarding the plane, even though the two of them were sitting next to each other, no one paid attention to the other.Xia Tian held a book and read it quickly.Fun, take advantage of these ten hours to post ruthless code words.When she is angry, her typing speed will double, but she often makes mistakes, so she has to delete and edit. Today, she is very angry, so her face is livid, and she hugs her head every once in a while like crazy.Although Xia Tian's face was buried in the book, the peripheral vision from the corner of his eyes was still shared by the little mentally handicapped child. Seeing her like this, he couldn't hold back his internal injuries from laughing.

When the flight attendant came to deliver the meal, Xia Tian saw that the mentally handicapped temporarily collected his belongings, stuffed the napkin and waited silently for feeding.

In summer, she doesn't eat outside food, she only needs a glass of red wine, but Lin Binfen still has the mentality of a petty citizen, holding the mentality of not eating for free, whoever doesn't eat or not is an idiot, and can't wait to get back the plane ticket, but she He doesn't have a big appetite, fights five slags, feels a little full after eating a box of small tomatoes, and stares blankly at the pile of things in front of him called greedy.

Xia Tian was amused, shaking the wine glass and asked her: "Hey, I have a question for you."

Fan Fun glared at her, "I can't answer well, so don't ask."

"Oh, little mentally handicapped, you have become someone else's wife, why must you be so clearly separated from me?" Xia Tian said a long sentence and looked at her with a smile, "Isn't it good to be raised by me?"

"Not good." The acid in Colorful's stomach rolled, "I am an independent person, and I cannot be corrupted by your capitalist sugar-coated cannonballs."

Xia Tian snorted: "Independent? Oak tree?"

Fun Fun's scalp tingled: "I won't tell you anymore." After eating hard for a while, he took it away, and continued to work.

When arriving at the destination city, the colorful body is exhausted, but the spirit is invigorated.Stimulated by the big devil, the amount was more than double the usual size.I plan to post it online when I get to the hotel.Fan Fan asked Ye Mimi what the hotel room number she booked for herself, but she sent a blank expression: "Don't you and Mr. Xia live in the same room?"

Fun Fun wanted to roar, but she really couldn't handle the proprietress' arrogance, so she could only giggle and fool around, and first bit the bullet and followed the big devil into the car.

When you arrive at the hotel, book your own room.Don't make it look like she's coming to haunt her.

This trouble disappeared without a trace when the car was in motion.

She stared out the window. This is really a country with bright colors. People used to describe the sky as blue as a piece of velvet. This metaphor was never convinced until I saw the clear sky here.The rolling green grass looks like a matcha cake... You will be hungry if you lie on the window and look at it.Damn it, the food on the plane really deserves its reputation as unpalatable and filling.

Seeing that little mentally handicapped blinking eyes lying on the window without speaking, just gurgling and swallowing, Xia Tian didn't know what kind of spirit unfolded in her mind.However, she was patient, kept smiling and waited for the next article without asking.

When I arrived at the hotel, I checked in at the front desk in Xia Tian, ​​and I saw the little mentally handicapped with a bag on his back pointing his fingers... His eyes were shining with tears.He held back a smile and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

"I want to ask you to do me a favor." Fan Fan wanted to cry, "Why don't they speak English, what language is this?"

Xia Tian murmured: "Maori." But he couldn't tell this mentally handicapped man that English could also work, so he asked directly, "What do you want to do?"

Fun Fun continued pointing fingers, "I think, open another room."

"Huh?" The Great Demon King frowned, "Why?"

"I think we are arguing." The little mentally handicapped was very honest.

Xia Tian nodded, chatted with others for a while, turned his head and said to Fan Fun: "No more, there is no extra room."

Fun Fun was very sad, "Then what should I do?"

"I'll take you in." Xia Tian shrugged his shoulders, as if his lord had a lot to say, "After all, you don't know anyone else here. They are all Chinese compatriots, so I'm reluctant."

The two finally entered the hotel suite smoothly.

After settling down, Fan Fan once again sincerely admired, lying on the floor-to-ceiling windows to look at the scenery, "This is a country that looks very delicious."

Xia Tian secretly smiled inwardly, and nodded solemnly: "Well, then you have to take a good look at it, don't let it down."

Fun Fun is very grateful: "Thank you for taking me in."

Xia Tian said haha: "It's not for nothing that I took you in."

You will understand the fun at night.

Of course it wasn't for nothing to take her in.

This kind of pie in the sky will have to pay a heavy price.

Because of the Cold War, he hadn't been a strawberry master for a long time, so he used all the explosive power he had accumulated for nearly a month on this night.While Fanfen was crying, I heard the big demon king above asking: "What's the inconvenience of having long hair?" The delirious little mentally handicapped, tilted his head on the pillow and thought about what it was, then cried even more fiercely …

This monster is too scary.One of the tricks in her update today is that Mr. Gong specially cut his hair short for racing, and then told his wife that it was for convenience.

Xia Tian still had a puzzled look on his face. He pushed his long hair to the side, staring at the little mentally handicapped man crying like a fool, "I think it's very convenient."

"..." The veins twitched wildly on the profusely sweaty forehead.But no time to refute.

After a long time, Fun Fun felt that she was about to die there. The Great Demon King seemed to be still in the first half, and the intermission didn't even arrive.

So she felt that she should express her dissatisfaction, and gritted her teeth to ask her to stop.

"Aren't you an oak tree?" Xia Tian's resentment has not yet disappeared, "It's not like that."

The voice from the colorful little voice is no different from that of a kitten who has been hungry for three days, "I'm not, I'm not..."

"Then what are you?"

"I'm mentally retarded."

"Whose little retard?"

"yours."

The author has something to say: good night and sweet dreams xD

I saw Aowu Jiang saying, why didn't Xia Tian explain the wedding to the little mentally retarded in the last episode, knowing that she was mentally retarded w

Do you really think that Ms. Guo's appearance was an accident?

The big devil is the kind of person who sits and waits to die

If you explain it yourself, the guilt of the mentally retarded will be so deep w

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