Please fall in love with the transparent me [Rebirth]
Chapter 32 Bathroom Play
Starbucks on Wutong Road.
Zheng Li, who was on duty in the afternoon, pushed his companion's shoulder, lowered his voice, and said with a smile, "Hey, tell me, does that girl have a crush on me?"
The companion glanced at the long-haired girl who was obediently standing aside waiting for coffee, and shook his head: "Otherwise, I think they should have taken a fancy to me. Because I am more handsome than you."
Zheng Li snorted and handed the coffee to the girl, little stars splashed out of his pupils, "Here, your American style."
The girl took it and thanked her muffledly.
Zheng Li is distressed, this kind of little girl with slightly drooping eyes and moles of tears is exactly what he likes. Since all the other girls have already walked nine hundred and ninety-nine steps forward, it is time for him to take a step forward. Seeing her bored Bored and about to return in vain, he coughed: "It's not good to drink so much coffee."
The other party raised his head and said "Huh?"
Seeing her covered face, Zheng Li thought she was even cuter!In a moment of brain fever, he took her hand and wrote a string of numbers on the back of her hand with a fluorescent green marker.
The girl seemed a little frightened: "Fuck, what are you doing?"
The crazy clerk made a haha: "This is my mobile phone number, and the WeChat ID is also the same, add me! You are the first girl I give the number to."
--are you crazy.
Fan Fun went out, raised her hand and looked at the handwriting on the back of her hand facing the sun.
It's her who is out, and this kind of strong teasing is popular now?
As he walked back, he complained wildly in his heart.
Don't blame others for misunderstanding.
Is this the first time she has visited this afternoon?
Who can drink so much coffee all at once?
Except for the guy who sits in the laundry office and doesn't know the sufferings of the world.
She even remonstrated bluntly: "Mr. Xia, why do you drink so much coffee?"
"Personal hobbies." Xia Tian didn't raise his head, flipping through the documents in his hand.
"Drinking coffee is my personal hobby?" Fan Fan said angrily, "I never saw you like this when Ms. Ye was here."
"Drinking coffee is not." A stern smile appeared on the corner of the big devil's lips, "It is to torture you."
"..."
This kindergarten small class declaration.
She knew that the things that happened to her recently were not that simple.
On the day of sending Ms. Kang home, the Demon King was very decent and humble in front of his elders.
That afternoon was no different.
It's okay to go home.
No, not only is it okay, it can be said to be extra considerate.
He didn't go to the gym either. After driving her home, he held Doudou in his arms and smoothed her hair, preventing her from attacking her.
She also brought food for her when she was eating.
Fun Fun was a little flattered, "Thank you, thank you."
Sitting next to her, Xia Tian looked serious: "Hey, eat more."
This kind of president-style pampering, Fun Fun couldn't bear it, tremblingly said: "Why are you so gentle? I'm afraid."
Xia Tian put his hand on her shoulder, "If you are too thin, people will think that I have abused you. Didn't you listen to your mother-in-law? I don't love you, she won't follow me." He smiled and pinched her One chopstick meat.
She choked and coughed for a long time. In order to change the subject, she took out her mobile phone and called her mother, asking if she got home safely.
Everything is normal, right?Except Mr. Xia is still teasing every second?
Things took a turn for the worse the next day.
Early in the morning, I have to run ten kilometers in summer to make up for the regret of not going to the gym the day before.
She made breakfast at home wearing an apron.
Halfway through, a phone call came.It was a person surnamed Lu who came to Pengci: "Yesterday I got burnt, and the key parts of my thigh were burned. I will have scars in the future. I can't find a wife. It's all your fault. Now I'm in the hospital. Come and see." You did a good job, and by the way, you reimbursed my medical expenses."
Fun Fun of course refused.
The surname Lu gritted his teeth: "Then you wait for me to come to the door with the gun."
"..." She immediately pointed out the absurdity of the other party, "You drive a Maserati, and you still care about hundreds of medical expenses? You just want to torment me?"
At this time, Lu Jiaxuan became very logical again: "It doesn't matter what kind of car I drive, and it doesn't matter how much I am worth. The problem is that if you burn me, you should be responsible."
Lin Binfen was a good boy who taught five things, four beauties and three loves since he was a child.After rebirth, this attribute cannot be changed.So when Lu said this, she couldn't help but blame herself.He has a point.
"Then where are you hospitalized?" Fan Fan gritted her teeth.
Seven Nations Hospital is the largest private hospital in the city.good reputation.The key is that it is convenient to make an appointment, and the scheduling of experts is scientific.Therefore, more citizens see a doctor here than in public hospitals.
After being busy in the morning, Fanfen asked for leave with Mr. Xia before leaving get off work, "I want to go out for a while."
Xia Tian looked up at her, "A date?"
Fan Fan shook her head, "Take care of a little private matter."
"Do you need my help?" Xia Tian asked unintentionally.
"Personal matters, Mr. Xia." Colorful smile.Of course she wasn't so mentally handicapped that she wouldn't reveal that she was going to visit a doctor.
However, she did not expect that the surnamed Lu was such a pig teammate.
When she arrived at the hospital, she found that this man surnamed Lu was indeed hospitalized, and she didn't know if the injury was really that serious.Or is it that the lives of children from rich and noble families are delicate, and they have to come and observe even a little bit of injury.
People are Bel spirit.
Seeing that she brought an apple, she smiled even more: "Sit down, please sit down."
Fanfan put the apple on the desk of his hospital bed, and asked with a dark face, "What do you want to do?"
"Be responsible to me." The person on the hospital bed said.
Facing this person, Fun Fun has complicated emotions.He almost became his marriage partner in his previous life. Presumably, although he has no love, he is definitely not very annoying, and there are merits in him.So it's kind of sad to see him wasting his time like this.I couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "Mr. Lu, don't waste your time on me. I have someone I like."
Lu Jiaxuan clutched his chin, "No way, who?"
Fan Fun shook her head, "This has nothing to do with you. Tell me, I burned you yesterday, I apologize, and I will accept any compensation."
"Hey girl, you are very interesting." The boy rolled his eyes and laughed twice, "As you said, I am not short of money, otherwise, you can peel me an apple .I'll eat an apple from you, and we'll settle."
What?Fun Fun frowned: "Are you entertaining me?"
"Quick, quick." The guy handed the apple up.
Fun Fun took it over, frowned, turned on the phone's recording, handed it over, and said, "Please repeat what you just cleared up."
The one surnamed Lu raised his eyebrows and said it again.
Reassured, Bin Fan sat down to peel the apple, only to hear two clicks on her head.
She looked up and saw this guy shouting into the phone: "Hey, Xia Tian, did you see the photo I sent you? Lin Funfen has already agreed to be my girlfriend, hahahaha."
The situation started to crumble from this point on.
She left the hospital with unspeakable emotions and returned to the company.
Glancing at the desk, it was calm and calm, not like the pile of documents piled up last time.
However, before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone on the table rang.
She was summoned inside.
Mr. Xia had a calm smile on his face: "A private matter?" Then he handed over the phone, and there was a picture of her sitting there, lowering her head and peeling an apple.
Fun Fun smiled awkwardly: "Mr. Xia, that person has neurological problems..."
"I'm not interested in knowing what's going on between you two." The smile on Xia Tian's face subsided, "Miss Lin Binfen, your private affairs are done, I have some business matters that I want to entrust to you."
Things are getting worse step by step.
The official affairs explained by Mr. Xia are very interesting.Bought coffee eight times in one afternoon.Insignificant files were reworked three times.Call the staff for a bidding meeting once.Plus pour water n times.
I usually take care of the laundry in the company by myself.This afternoon, like a demon, she passed the fun in, as if her hands were folded, "Pour me a glass of water."
Fun Fun took the cup on the table, went to the tea room to get the water, and handed it over safely.
Mr. Xia just touched the rim of the glass lightly with his fingers, and smiled: "It's too hot."
Fanfen glanced at her, took the cup back, blew it carefully for a while, felt that it was no longer hot, and offered it with both hands.
"It's cold again." Laundry Ou looked innocent.
Colorful and confused, "Then what should I do?"
"Want me to teach you?" Laundry Ou seemed surprised.
Gritting her teeth, she rushed to the tea room and poured another cup. When she came back, President Xia was still dissatisfied: "It's too cold this time."
Fan Fun wanted to throw the cup on the ground, and asked patiently, "Excuse me, Mr. Xia, how much water do you want to drink?" The last word "ah" was full of hatred.
"42 degrees." Mr. Xia said with a serious face.
After tossing back and forth twice, it finally reached the standard of "42 degrees".
One afternoon, she was so tired that her back was sore and her legs ached.When I got home, it still didn't stop.
She didn't go to the gym today, but sat at home and played games.
It was the first time that Fanfan knew that she could also play games.
Since we have known each other for so long, our interests and hobbies are extremely elegant.
Sitting on the floor and fighting for two hours, Doudou was sitting next to her lap, whenever she won a round, Doudou would scream with excitement as if he knew the market.The man took the dog with him and waited until the food was served, then silently put away the phone, washed his hands, and sat at the table waiting for the meal.
Three dishes and one soup made in colorful evening.The soup is kelp pork rib soup.
Normally, she rarely talked in summer, even if she didn't perform well that day, her hands shook, she accidentally added too much salt, she would understand if she told the big devil, just eat less and drink more water after meals.But today, she stared at this bowl of soup, and she didn't know how many articles she had done.
First the soup was cold.
This point is colorfully admitted, because the soup is the first to come out of the pan.Ordinary people drink just right.But there should be a little difference from the 42 degrees Celsius of the Great Demon King.
Without further ado, Fun Fun brought the soup into the kitchen to heat it up.
The big devil sat on the table and waited for the soup.
Five minutes later, Fun Fun came out with soup and served him a bowl.
"Why is it so bland." The Great Demon King said after taking a sip with a spoon.
Brilliantly gritted her teeth, thinking to herself, you are here again!With a half-hearted smile: "Then I'll add some salt to you?"
The Great Demon King really put down his chopsticks, "Yeah."
Bin Fun took the pot of soup, went back and added some salt, and boiled it for a while to prevent her from eating the raw salt.
Bring it out, and serve another bowl to the big devil, "Okay, please."
The Great Demon King took a look: "Leave it alone."
At the end of the meal, she didn't even see her take a sip.
Seeing her getting up to wash up, Binfen stopped her and asked, "Where's the soup? Don't you want to drink it?"
The Great Demon King showed a demonic smile: "Yes."
Fun fun became impatient: "What do you mean?! Did you deliberately torment me!"
The big demon king had a "how can I have" expression: "No, it's just that I suddenly hate kelp."
kelp:"……"
Fanfen knows that for some reason, some of her weird self-esteem has been trampled on, so she wants to make it up from her.
Anyway, women are always fickle, and Fan Fan believes that in a short while, the Great Demon King will overcome this hurdle, forget about this, and stop torturing her.So at night, I turned my grief into strength and frantically coded five thousand words.Of course, most of the plot tonight is to toss Miss Xia Xi.Lin Chen has tossed Xia Xi as much as the big devil tormented her since we met.Since it was adapted from a real person, it was written very smoothly.
Close the computer and pray for a better tomorrow.
However, on the second day, Xia Tian still failed to pass this hurdle, still in the mode of the Great Demon King.
The people in the company watched her go in and out frantically, and couldn't help but be speechless.
Gu Rong complained in that gossip group: "@蜜语甜言, after you left, your boss Xia seemed to suddenly go berserk, and you're trying to make yourself cute."
This person is very lazy: "If you continue to adjust, Mengxin will become a waste."
Nuomi Xiaotuanzi: "Has any of you calculated Assistant Lin's workload today?"
Boss Xia's spare tire: "Me, me, I counted, she went out to buy coffee more than ten times, and I remembered it when she passed the front desk."
Mr. Xia's black-rimmed glasses: "Send Mr. Xia's spare clothes to the dry cleaner three times."
During IQ reset: "Why three times? Isn't one time enough?"
I just want to tease you: "Probably give away the jacket and shirt separately. If you say it again and you're done, what's the point?"
IQ cleared: "Oh, that's it, thank you for your advice."
Rong Rongrong: "Here comes the question, why bother with Mengxin? Again @蜜语甜言, please find the inside story"
Jiang is still old and hot, gossip still requires senior people to give energy, Ye Mimi ended the topic as soon as she went online——
Sweet words: "Keke, it's clothes, why bother? Of course, in the last few nights, Xiaomengxin didn't behave well in the room, Mr. Xia is not working hard, so I'm looking for compensation during the day."
Just want to tease you: "hhhh makes sense"
Of course they don't know about the colorful discussions about these mourning diseases.
If you know, you must complain about their statistical loopholes.
Just talking about the rework of documents, combined, Fanfen felt that she was about to write a graduation thesis for a department.What's even more irritating is that every time, the Great Demon King calmly ordered: "This document, please change it again."
It's like an unscrupulous party A.
Fun Fun really wanted to grab her and ask, "Xia Xiaotian, won't your conscience hurt!?"
But she didn't, and she endured it in silence.Pray that the storm will pass quickly.
However, this rainy season is very, very long...
Do not erupt in silence, but perish in silence.
After being treated like a child bride in the old society for three or four days, Fun Fun decided to explode.
She remembered that on the first day, when the big devil moved in, he told her not to cook too spicy.
Then she'll kill her.
Come and not reciprocate indecently.You are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
On this day, while the big devil was sitting in the living room playing games—yes, during the days when he was tormenting her, the big devil himself was depressed, he didn’t go to the gym, and he gave up running ten kilometers in the morning. Apart from work, he seemed to focus on torturing Lin Binfen ——She quietly turned on the range hood, and made a bowl of chili oil with the hottest Chaotian pepper in the city.Then all the dishes are made with this bowl of chili oil...
She had a sinister smile on her face, imagining how the big devil would be so hot that he knelt down and begged for mercy when he was eating later.The mood is happy, and the dishes are fried very smoothly.
Well, the dishes are out of the pan.
Stir-fried pork slices with king oyster mushrooms, sauerkraut beef, a large plate of cauliflower, and a purple amaranth.
"It's time to eat, big... Mr. Xia." Fun Fun shouted with a hidden knife in his smile.
Xia Tian knew nothing about the approaching danger.Still stroking the dog, putting down the game console, washing his hands, and sitting down at the dinner table.
Bin Fun also washed her hands, sat beside her and hid Doudou, and poured her a cup of hot water with a smile——after eating the spiciest food, drinking hot water, the picture is so beautiful.
It's just that, after the meal started, Fun Fun was a little surprised.
In summer, I ate a chopstick of Pleurotus eryngii first.
Colorful waiting to scream.
however……
The hand that Xia Tian sent out again, just paused.Then he ate quietly.
Not only did he not feel any discomfort, but the more he ate, the happier he was. One bowl of rice was quickly settled, and he handed the empty rice bowl to Colorful, and asked for a second bowl with sparkling eyes.
With the mood of molesting the Tibetan mastiff, Fun Fun added a bowl of rice to Mr. Xia.
Then watch helplessly as she ate this bowl of rice in a noble and elegant mouthful.
Biting her chopsticks, Fan Fan watched as the dishes on the dish disappeared and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.
What was even more frightening was that when Mr. Xia finally put down his chopsticks, she clearly heard her whisper: "Restraint."
What the hell! ? ? ?
At this time, the hot water she poured for the big devil was almost as cold as 42 degrees Celsius.I saw the big demon king picked up the water, took a sip in satisfaction, and smiled again: "Little mentally retarded, don't you want to eat?"
Fun Fun is really mentally retarded this time, these dishes are all fried in super spicy chili oil, she will die after taking one bite...
This big devil! !It's really terrible! !How many hidden skills she doesn't know!
In awe, she smiled dryly: "I, I'm not hungry."
Xia Tian nodded: "Well, then, I'm going to take a bath."
Bin Fan was dumbfounded as the Great Demon King took the bath towel and was about to enter the bathroom, and fed her.
Xia Tian turned around: "Huh?"
Fanfen was still in shock, and stammered: "Take a shower right after eating, yes, it's not good for the stomach." After speaking, she felt very hypocritical.
Xia Tian smiled softly: "It doesn't matter."
yes!Never mind!After all, she can even eat three bowls of Chaotian pepper.
Colorful heart is broken!what to do!Tomorrow, tomorrow is coming, tomorrow, is it destined to be another day of tossing?
She doesn't want it! ! !
No, I have to think of another way.
Any way, once and for all?
Of course, I have the handle of the young lady in my hand.
What handle?After all, this great devil is so impeccable as a human being.
Before she could continue to think hard, Doudou woke up and came chasing after her like crazy...
This time it was wonderful, chasing and chasing, and chasing colorful inspirations.
She frowned and took off the bracelet on her wrist.
I almost forgot that I still have such a tasteless special function.
Wahahaha, it's just around the corner to take down the Great Demon King! !
The reason why Xia Tian asked the little mentally handicapped not to make the dishes too spicy is because she has one-sixteenth of Sichuan blood, one-sixteenth of Hunan blood, and one-sixteenth of Chongqing blood .Although these bloodlines do not account for a large proportion, they play a significant role.
She has been fond of spicy food since she was a child.In the early years of puberty, when I ate spicy food, I went crazy.Later, I really didn’t want to grow any longer, so I started to quit spicy food.
So tell the little mentally handicapped.
Probably with the brain circuit of the little mentally retarded, she would make a mistake again, thinking that using chili oil could cure her, who knew that she would have a hearty dinner.Little mental retardation is little mental retardation.
I just ate so many chili molecules, I was so hot, I came in to take a bath...
It's soaking.The bathroom door opened slightly.
She frowned.Usually, she really doesn't know how to lock the door, she just hides it, but there is no wind and waves, why did the door suddenly open?
It's certainly a colorful masterpiece.
Lin Binfen, on a sudden whim, took off the bracelet from her hand.Become transparent and plan to do a big job.
She knew that the big devil didn't lock the door when taking a bath.Last time she handed the big devil a new shower gel, he just asked her to send it in directly.It's a pity that she was cowardly, although she really wanted to see the nude body of the young lady, but she had no guts, she just closed her eyes and put the shower gel at the door before retreating...
This time, hehe, this time, she is absolutely absolutely, she will not be so weak again.
She wants to get a collection of 360-degree photos of young ladies with no dead ends at once.
With these fruits in hand, it can be said that she has absolute control.
Lin Funfen is an out-and-out activist.
Say it and do it.
Holding the phone, he opened the door and entered the bathroom.While the young lady was still frowning and thinking, she had already snapped several photos.
Although the heat on the face is getting higher and higher, the heart is beating faster and faster, and the beauty of the young lady is getting more and more amazed, but the movements of the hands did not stop for a second, and dozens of shots were taken at various distances. open.Until Xia Tian got up wrapped in a bath towel to close the door, and when she came back to untie the bath towel to take a second bath, she took the time to come to a few big panoramas...
Desperately wiped a nosebleed, opened the door and went out, went back to the room and put on the bracelet, and arrogantly returned to the scene of the crime with his magic weapon.
Needless to say, Xia Tian's frown couldn't be tighter.
The door opened and closed weirdly automatically, more than once...
Colorful baa hahaha laughed a few times, and handed out the phone with a swipe. On the screen was a panoramic photo of the big devil.
Xia Tian frowned and asked her: "Lin Binfen, was that you just now?"
Fun fun, "Look at the phone."
Xia Tian asked again: "Are you really going to be invisible?"
Fun Fun snorted: "Needless to say, let me tell you, I am reborn. After dying once, I regained my life, and then I can become transparent. I told you before, but you don't believe me, tsk." After a pause, "These are not important, look at your phone!"
Xia Tian lowered his eyebrows and thought.
Fun is so frustrating, her lungs are about to explode, "Xia Xiaotian! Look at your phone!"
Xia Tian raised his head, glanced at the phone screen lightly, and then looked at Colorful, with a "so what" expression on his face.
Damn!Fan Fan was anxious to death: "Now you have something in my hands!"
Xia Tian hummed: "For the person who took the initiative to climb into my bed on the first night, what's the point of secretly taking a few photos? There must be more than this one?"
Fan Fun's face crossed, I rely on it, did the big devil misunderstand something?Thinking about it carefully, it seems that she really misunderstood her, shaking her head like a rattle: "No, no, no, I didn't take these photos for my own viewing!" Although it is inevitable to take them out occasionally, it is really not the main purpose .
Xia Tian's face is still calm: "Oh?"
Fun colorful: "If you bully me again and torment me in the company, I will spread your pornographic photos."
Xia Tian suddenly laughed, he couldn't help himself, leaned on the bathtub and covered his mouth, laughing so that the flowers and branches trembled...
Fun Fun blushed: "Don't laugh, be serious!"
Xia Tian clicked his tongue, and he was really serious, beckoning to the mentally handicapped, "Exposing this is so boring, come here, I will tell you a good way."
Fan Fun didn't dare to go up, but who knew that the long and slender arm of the Great Demon King reached over, grabbed her, pulled her by the skirt, and immediately their faces got very close to each other, almost touching each other.
Colorful little heart: "Plop, plop..."
Xia Tian laughed softly: "Don't shoot that, it's not hot enough, shoot this..." Before the word landed, Fun Fun suddenly felt strange...
Miss sister's mouth, stick her mouth.
The little sister's tongue, arrogantly teasing her tongue.
For the first time, she knew that a girl's lips were so soft.
A person, being kissed so weakly that his hands loosened.
At the border of blurred consciousness, Fanfen heard the sound of water gurgling, woke up suddenly, stepped back three steps, and stumbled forward again, looking at the mobile phone that had sunk into the bottom of the bathtub...
"..." Colorful's face was as red as a ripe tomato, and she covered her mouth.
Xia Tian clicked his tongue, propped his elbows on the bathtub, shrugged his thin shoulders, and blinked his right eye at the colorful, "I said that little mentally handicapped, exposing pornographic photos is very boring, why don't you pick us up?" .Send a few more photos of the kiss, and I've thought of the title for you, 'Unscrupulous capitalist, crazy female assistant, bathroom play, spicy, eye, eye'..."
Fan Fun held her mouth together, with tears streaming down her cheeks. She absolutely disapproved of the hot eyes, after all, the young lady's looks are sky-high... But, the kiss just now, the hot mouth didn't go away!
So you can't do bad things when you are a human being.Retribution came quickly.
She didn't eat a single bite of the dishes fried in chili oil made from Chaotian peppers, but the young lady ate a lot...
Xia Tian hadn't waited for a reply yet, only to see the little mentally handicapped man running out with his mouth in his arms: "It's so spicy, so spicy, so spicy, ahhh, help..."
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Zheng Li, who was on duty in the afternoon, pushed his companion's shoulder, lowered his voice, and said with a smile, "Hey, tell me, does that girl have a crush on me?"
The companion glanced at the long-haired girl who was obediently standing aside waiting for coffee, and shook his head: "Otherwise, I think they should have taken a fancy to me. Because I am more handsome than you."
Zheng Li snorted and handed the coffee to the girl, little stars splashed out of his pupils, "Here, your American style."
The girl took it and thanked her muffledly.
Zheng Li is distressed, this kind of little girl with slightly drooping eyes and moles of tears is exactly what he likes. Since all the other girls have already walked nine hundred and ninety-nine steps forward, it is time for him to take a step forward. Seeing her bored Bored and about to return in vain, he coughed: "It's not good to drink so much coffee."
The other party raised his head and said "Huh?"
Seeing her covered face, Zheng Li thought she was even cuter!In a moment of brain fever, he took her hand and wrote a string of numbers on the back of her hand with a fluorescent green marker.
The girl seemed a little frightened: "Fuck, what are you doing?"
The crazy clerk made a haha: "This is my mobile phone number, and the WeChat ID is also the same, add me! You are the first girl I give the number to."
--are you crazy.
Fan Fun went out, raised her hand and looked at the handwriting on the back of her hand facing the sun.
It's her who is out, and this kind of strong teasing is popular now?
As he walked back, he complained wildly in his heart.
Don't blame others for misunderstanding.
Is this the first time she has visited this afternoon?
Who can drink so much coffee all at once?
Except for the guy who sits in the laundry office and doesn't know the sufferings of the world.
She even remonstrated bluntly: "Mr. Xia, why do you drink so much coffee?"
"Personal hobbies." Xia Tian didn't raise his head, flipping through the documents in his hand.
"Drinking coffee is my personal hobby?" Fan Fan said angrily, "I never saw you like this when Ms. Ye was here."
"Drinking coffee is not." A stern smile appeared on the corner of the big devil's lips, "It is to torture you."
"..."
This kindergarten small class declaration.
She knew that the things that happened to her recently were not that simple.
On the day of sending Ms. Kang home, the Demon King was very decent and humble in front of his elders.
That afternoon was no different.
It's okay to go home.
No, not only is it okay, it can be said to be extra considerate.
He didn't go to the gym either. After driving her home, he held Doudou in his arms and smoothed her hair, preventing her from attacking her.
She also brought food for her when she was eating.
Fun Fun was a little flattered, "Thank you, thank you."
Sitting next to her, Xia Tian looked serious: "Hey, eat more."
This kind of president-style pampering, Fun Fun couldn't bear it, tremblingly said: "Why are you so gentle? I'm afraid."
Xia Tian put his hand on her shoulder, "If you are too thin, people will think that I have abused you. Didn't you listen to your mother-in-law? I don't love you, she won't follow me." He smiled and pinched her One chopstick meat.
She choked and coughed for a long time. In order to change the subject, she took out her mobile phone and called her mother, asking if she got home safely.
Everything is normal, right?Except Mr. Xia is still teasing every second?
Things took a turn for the worse the next day.
Early in the morning, I have to run ten kilometers in summer to make up for the regret of not going to the gym the day before.
She made breakfast at home wearing an apron.
Halfway through, a phone call came.It was a person surnamed Lu who came to Pengci: "Yesterday I got burnt, and the key parts of my thigh were burned. I will have scars in the future. I can't find a wife. It's all your fault. Now I'm in the hospital. Come and see." You did a good job, and by the way, you reimbursed my medical expenses."
Fun Fun of course refused.
The surname Lu gritted his teeth: "Then you wait for me to come to the door with the gun."
"..." She immediately pointed out the absurdity of the other party, "You drive a Maserati, and you still care about hundreds of medical expenses? You just want to torment me?"
At this time, Lu Jiaxuan became very logical again: "It doesn't matter what kind of car I drive, and it doesn't matter how much I am worth. The problem is that if you burn me, you should be responsible."
Lin Binfen was a good boy who taught five things, four beauties and three loves since he was a child.After rebirth, this attribute cannot be changed.So when Lu said this, she couldn't help but blame herself.He has a point.
"Then where are you hospitalized?" Fan Fan gritted her teeth.
Seven Nations Hospital is the largest private hospital in the city.good reputation.The key is that it is convenient to make an appointment, and the scheduling of experts is scientific.Therefore, more citizens see a doctor here than in public hospitals.
After being busy in the morning, Fanfen asked for leave with Mr. Xia before leaving get off work, "I want to go out for a while."
Xia Tian looked up at her, "A date?"
Fan Fan shook her head, "Take care of a little private matter."
"Do you need my help?" Xia Tian asked unintentionally.
"Personal matters, Mr. Xia." Colorful smile.Of course she wasn't so mentally handicapped that she wouldn't reveal that she was going to visit a doctor.
However, she did not expect that the surnamed Lu was such a pig teammate.
When she arrived at the hospital, she found that this man surnamed Lu was indeed hospitalized, and she didn't know if the injury was really that serious.Or is it that the lives of children from rich and noble families are delicate, and they have to come and observe even a little bit of injury.
People are Bel spirit.
Seeing that she brought an apple, she smiled even more: "Sit down, please sit down."
Fanfan put the apple on the desk of his hospital bed, and asked with a dark face, "What do you want to do?"
"Be responsible to me." The person on the hospital bed said.
Facing this person, Fun Fun has complicated emotions.He almost became his marriage partner in his previous life. Presumably, although he has no love, he is definitely not very annoying, and there are merits in him.So it's kind of sad to see him wasting his time like this.I couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "Mr. Lu, don't waste your time on me. I have someone I like."
Lu Jiaxuan clutched his chin, "No way, who?"
Fan Fun shook her head, "This has nothing to do with you. Tell me, I burned you yesterday, I apologize, and I will accept any compensation."
"Hey girl, you are very interesting." The boy rolled his eyes and laughed twice, "As you said, I am not short of money, otherwise, you can peel me an apple .I'll eat an apple from you, and we'll settle."
What?Fun Fun frowned: "Are you entertaining me?"
"Quick, quick." The guy handed the apple up.
Fun Fun took it over, frowned, turned on the phone's recording, handed it over, and said, "Please repeat what you just cleared up."
The one surnamed Lu raised his eyebrows and said it again.
Reassured, Bin Fan sat down to peel the apple, only to hear two clicks on her head.
She looked up and saw this guy shouting into the phone: "Hey, Xia Tian, did you see the photo I sent you? Lin Funfen has already agreed to be my girlfriend, hahahaha."
The situation started to crumble from this point on.
She left the hospital with unspeakable emotions and returned to the company.
Glancing at the desk, it was calm and calm, not like the pile of documents piled up last time.
However, before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone on the table rang.
She was summoned inside.
Mr. Xia had a calm smile on his face: "A private matter?" Then he handed over the phone, and there was a picture of her sitting there, lowering her head and peeling an apple.
Fun Fun smiled awkwardly: "Mr. Xia, that person has neurological problems..."
"I'm not interested in knowing what's going on between you two." The smile on Xia Tian's face subsided, "Miss Lin Binfen, your private affairs are done, I have some business matters that I want to entrust to you."
Things are getting worse step by step.
The official affairs explained by Mr. Xia are very interesting.Bought coffee eight times in one afternoon.Insignificant files were reworked three times.Call the staff for a bidding meeting once.Plus pour water n times.
I usually take care of the laundry in the company by myself.This afternoon, like a demon, she passed the fun in, as if her hands were folded, "Pour me a glass of water."
Fun Fun took the cup on the table, went to the tea room to get the water, and handed it over safely.
Mr. Xia just touched the rim of the glass lightly with his fingers, and smiled: "It's too hot."
Fanfen glanced at her, took the cup back, blew it carefully for a while, felt that it was no longer hot, and offered it with both hands.
"It's cold again." Laundry Ou looked innocent.
Colorful and confused, "Then what should I do?"
"Want me to teach you?" Laundry Ou seemed surprised.
Gritting her teeth, she rushed to the tea room and poured another cup. When she came back, President Xia was still dissatisfied: "It's too cold this time."
Fan Fun wanted to throw the cup on the ground, and asked patiently, "Excuse me, Mr. Xia, how much water do you want to drink?" The last word "ah" was full of hatred.
"42 degrees." Mr. Xia said with a serious face.
After tossing back and forth twice, it finally reached the standard of "42 degrees".
One afternoon, she was so tired that her back was sore and her legs ached.When I got home, it still didn't stop.
She didn't go to the gym today, but sat at home and played games.
It was the first time that Fanfan knew that she could also play games.
Since we have known each other for so long, our interests and hobbies are extremely elegant.
Sitting on the floor and fighting for two hours, Doudou was sitting next to her lap, whenever she won a round, Doudou would scream with excitement as if he knew the market.The man took the dog with him and waited until the food was served, then silently put away the phone, washed his hands, and sat at the table waiting for the meal.
Three dishes and one soup made in colorful evening.The soup is kelp pork rib soup.
Normally, she rarely talked in summer, even if she didn't perform well that day, her hands shook, she accidentally added too much salt, she would understand if she told the big devil, just eat less and drink more water after meals.But today, she stared at this bowl of soup, and she didn't know how many articles she had done.
First the soup was cold.
This point is colorfully admitted, because the soup is the first to come out of the pan.Ordinary people drink just right.But there should be a little difference from the 42 degrees Celsius of the Great Demon King.
Without further ado, Fun Fun brought the soup into the kitchen to heat it up.
The big devil sat on the table and waited for the soup.
Five minutes later, Fun Fun came out with soup and served him a bowl.
"Why is it so bland." The Great Demon King said after taking a sip with a spoon.
Brilliantly gritted her teeth, thinking to herself, you are here again!With a half-hearted smile: "Then I'll add some salt to you?"
The Great Demon King really put down his chopsticks, "Yeah."
Bin Fun took the pot of soup, went back and added some salt, and boiled it for a while to prevent her from eating the raw salt.
Bring it out, and serve another bowl to the big devil, "Okay, please."
The Great Demon King took a look: "Leave it alone."
At the end of the meal, she didn't even see her take a sip.
Seeing her getting up to wash up, Binfen stopped her and asked, "Where's the soup? Don't you want to drink it?"
The Great Demon King showed a demonic smile: "Yes."
Fun fun became impatient: "What do you mean?! Did you deliberately torment me!"
The big demon king had a "how can I have" expression: "No, it's just that I suddenly hate kelp."
kelp:"……"
Fanfen knows that for some reason, some of her weird self-esteem has been trampled on, so she wants to make it up from her.
Anyway, women are always fickle, and Fan Fan believes that in a short while, the Great Demon King will overcome this hurdle, forget about this, and stop torturing her.So at night, I turned my grief into strength and frantically coded five thousand words.Of course, most of the plot tonight is to toss Miss Xia Xi.Lin Chen has tossed Xia Xi as much as the big devil tormented her since we met.Since it was adapted from a real person, it was written very smoothly.
Close the computer and pray for a better tomorrow.
However, on the second day, Xia Tian still failed to pass this hurdle, still in the mode of the Great Demon King.
The people in the company watched her go in and out frantically, and couldn't help but be speechless.
Gu Rong complained in that gossip group: "@蜜语甜言, after you left, your boss Xia seemed to suddenly go berserk, and you're trying to make yourself cute."
This person is very lazy: "If you continue to adjust, Mengxin will become a waste."
Nuomi Xiaotuanzi: "Has any of you calculated Assistant Lin's workload today?"
Boss Xia's spare tire: "Me, me, I counted, she went out to buy coffee more than ten times, and I remembered it when she passed the front desk."
Mr. Xia's black-rimmed glasses: "Send Mr. Xia's spare clothes to the dry cleaner three times."
During IQ reset: "Why three times? Isn't one time enough?"
I just want to tease you: "Probably give away the jacket and shirt separately. If you say it again and you're done, what's the point?"
IQ cleared: "Oh, that's it, thank you for your advice."
Rong Rongrong: "Here comes the question, why bother with Mengxin? Again @蜜语甜言, please find the inside story"
Jiang is still old and hot, gossip still requires senior people to give energy, Ye Mimi ended the topic as soon as she went online——
Sweet words: "Keke, it's clothes, why bother? Of course, in the last few nights, Xiaomengxin didn't behave well in the room, Mr. Xia is not working hard, so I'm looking for compensation during the day."
Just want to tease you: "hhhh makes sense"
Of course they don't know about the colorful discussions about these mourning diseases.
If you know, you must complain about their statistical loopholes.
Just talking about the rework of documents, combined, Fanfen felt that she was about to write a graduation thesis for a department.What's even more irritating is that every time, the Great Demon King calmly ordered: "This document, please change it again."
It's like an unscrupulous party A.
Fun Fun really wanted to grab her and ask, "Xia Xiaotian, won't your conscience hurt!?"
But she didn't, and she endured it in silence.Pray that the storm will pass quickly.
However, this rainy season is very, very long...
Do not erupt in silence, but perish in silence.
After being treated like a child bride in the old society for three or four days, Fun Fun decided to explode.
She remembered that on the first day, when the big devil moved in, he told her not to cook too spicy.
Then she'll kill her.
Come and not reciprocate indecently.You are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
On this day, while the big devil was sitting in the living room playing games—yes, during the days when he was tormenting her, the big devil himself was depressed, he didn’t go to the gym, and he gave up running ten kilometers in the morning. Apart from work, he seemed to focus on torturing Lin Binfen ——She quietly turned on the range hood, and made a bowl of chili oil with the hottest Chaotian pepper in the city.Then all the dishes are made with this bowl of chili oil...
She had a sinister smile on her face, imagining how the big devil would be so hot that he knelt down and begged for mercy when he was eating later.The mood is happy, and the dishes are fried very smoothly.
Well, the dishes are out of the pan.
Stir-fried pork slices with king oyster mushrooms, sauerkraut beef, a large plate of cauliflower, and a purple amaranth.
"It's time to eat, big... Mr. Xia." Fun Fun shouted with a hidden knife in his smile.
Xia Tian knew nothing about the approaching danger.Still stroking the dog, putting down the game console, washing his hands, and sitting down at the dinner table.
Bin Fun also washed her hands, sat beside her and hid Doudou, and poured her a cup of hot water with a smile——after eating the spiciest food, drinking hot water, the picture is so beautiful.
It's just that, after the meal started, Fun Fun was a little surprised.
In summer, I ate a chopstick of Pleurotus eryngii first.
Colorful waiting to scream.
however……
The hand that Xia Tian sent out again, just paused.Then he ate quietly.
Not only did he not feel any discomfort, but the more he ate, the happier he was. One bowl of rice was quickly settled, and he handed the empty rice bowl to Colorful, and asked for a second bowl with sparkling eyes.
With the mood of molesting the Tibetan mastiff, Fun Fun added a bowl of rice to Mr. Xia.
Then watch helplessly as she ate this bowl of rice in a noble and elegant mouthful.
Biting her chopsticks, Fan Fan watched as the dishes on the dish disappeared and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.
What was even more frightening was that when Mr. Xia finally put down his chopsticks, she clearly heard her whisper: "Restraint."
What the hell! ? ? ?
At this time, the hot water she poured for the big devil was almost as cold as 42 degrees Celsius.I saw the big demon king picked up the water, took a sip in satisfaction, and smiled again: "Little mentally retarded, don't you want to eat?"
Fun Fun is really mentally retarded this time, these dishes are all fried in super spicy chili oil, she will die after taking one bite...
This big devil! !It's really terrible! !How many hidden skills she doesn't know!
In awe, she smiled dryly: "I, I'm not hungry."
Xia Tian nodded: "Well, then, I'm going to take a bath."
Bin Fan was dumbfounded as the Great Demon King took the bath towel and was about to enter the bathroom, and fed her.
Xia Tian turned around: "Huh?"
Fanfen was still in shock, and stammered: "Take a shower right after eating, yes, it's not good for the stomach." After speaking, she felt very hypocritical.
Xia Tian smiled softly: "It doesn't matter."
yes!Never mind!After all, she can even eat three bowls of Chaotian pepper.
Colorful heart is broken!what to do!Tomorrow, tomorrow is coming, tomorrow, is it destined to be another day of tossing?
She doesn't want it! ! !
No, I have to think of another way.
Any way, once and for all?
Of course, I have the handle of the young lady in my hand.
What handle?After all, this great devil is so impeccable as a human being.
Before she could continue to think hard, Doudou woke up and came chasing after her like crazy...
This time it was wonderful, chasing and chasing, and chasing colorful inspirations.
She frowned and took off the bracelet on her wrist.
I almost forgot that I still have such a tasteless special function.
Wahahaha, it's just around the corner to take down the Great Demon King! !
The reason why Xia Tian asked the little mentally handicapped not to make the dishes too spicy is because she has one-sixteenth of Sichuan blood, one-sixteenth of Hunan blood, and one-sixteenth of Chongqing blood .Although these bloodlines do not account for a large proportion, they play a significant role.
She has been fond of spicy food since she was a child.In the early years of puberty, when I ate spicy food, I went crazy.Later, I really didn’t want to grow any longer, so I started to quit spicy food.
So tell the little mentally handicapped.
Probably with the brain circuit of the little mentally retarded, she would make a mistake again, thinking that using chili oil could cure her, who knew that she would have a hearty dinner.Little mental retardation is little mental retardation.
I just ate so many chili molecules, I was so hot, I came in to take a bath...
It's soaking.The bathroom door opened slightly.
She frowned.Usually, she really doesn't know how to lock the door, she just hides it, but there is no wind and waves, why did the door suddenly open?
It's certainly a colorful masterpiece.
Lin Binfen, on a sudden whim, took off the bracelet from her hand.Become transparent and plan to do a big job.
She knew that the big devil didn't lock the door when taking a bath.Last time she handed the big devil a new shower gel, he just asked her to send it in directly.It's a pity that she was cowardly, although she really wanted to see the nude body of the young lady, but she had no guts, she just closed her eyes and put the shower gel at the door before retreating...
This time, hehe, this time, she is absolutely absolutely, she will not be so weak again.
She wants to get a collection of 360-degree photos of young ladies with no dead ends at once.
With these fruits in hand, it can be said that she has absolute control.
Lin Funfen is an out-and-out activist.
Say it and do it.
Holding the phone, he opened the door and entered the bathroom.While the young lady was still frowning and thinking, she had already snapped several photos.
Although the heat on the face is getting higher and higher, the heart is beating faster and faster, and the beauty of the young lady is getting more and more amazed, but the movements of the hands did not stop for a second, and dozens of shots were taken at various distances. open.Until Xia Tian got up wrapped in a bath towel to close the door, and when she came back to untie the bath towel to take a second bath, she took the time to come to a few big panoramas...
Desperately wiped a nosebleed, opened the door and went out, went back to the room and put on the bracelet, and arrogantly returned to the scene of the crime with his magic weapon.
Needless to say, Xia Tian's frown couldn't be tighter.
The door opened and closed weirdly automatically, more than once...
Colorful baa hahaha laughed a few times, and handed out the phone with a swipe. On the screen was a panoramic photo of the big devil.
Xia Tian frowned and asked her: "Lin Binfen, was that you just now?"
Fun fun, "Look at the phone."
Xia Tian asked again: "Are you really going to be invisible?"
Fun Fun snorted: "Needless to say, let me tell you, I am reborn. After dying once, I regained my life, and then I can become transparent. I told you before, but you don't believe me, tsk." After a pause, "These are not important, look at your phone!"
Xia Tian lowered his eyebrows and thought.
Fun is so frustrating, her lungs are about to explode, "Xia Xiaotian! Look at your phone!"
Xia Tian raised his head, glanced at the phone screen lightly, and then looked at Colorful, with a "so what" expression on his face.
Damn!Fan Fan was anxious to death: "Now you have something in my hands!"
Xia Tian hummed: "For the person who took the initiative to climb into my bed on the first night, what's the point of secretly taking a few photos? There must be more than this one?"
Fan Fun's face crossed, I rely on it, did the big devil misunderstand something?Thinking about it carefully, it seems that she really misunderstood her, shaking her head like a rattle: "No, no, no, I didn't take these photos for my own viewing!" Although it is inevitable to take them out occasionally, it is really not the main purpose .
Xia Tian's face is still calm: "Oh?"
Fun colorful: "If you bully me again and torment me in the company, I will spread your pornographic photos."
Xia Tian suddenly laughed, he couldn't help himself, leaned on the bathtub and covered his mouth, laughing so that the flowers and branches trembled...
Fun Fun blushed: "Don't laugh, be serious!"
Xia Tian clicked his tongue, and he was really serious, beckoning to the mentally handicapped, "Exposing this is so boring, come here, I will tell you a good way."
Fan Fun didn't dare to go up, but who knew that the long and slender arm of the Great Demon King reached over, grabbed her, pulled her by the skirt, and immediately their faces got very close to each other, almost touching each other.
Colorful little heart: "Plop, plop..."
Xia Tian laughed softly: "Don't shoot that, it's not hot enough, shoot this..." Before the word landed, Fun Fun suddenly felt strange...
Miss sister's mouth, stick her mouth.
The little sister's tongue, arrogantly teasing her tongue.
For the first time, she knew that a girl's lips were so soft.
A person, being kissed so weakly that his hands loosened.
At the border of blurred consciousness, Fanfen heard the sound of water gurgling, woke up suddenly, stepped back three steps, and stumbled forward again, looking at the mobile phone that had sunk into the bottom of the bathtub...
"..." Colorful's face was as red as a ripe tomato, and she covered her mouth.
Xia Tian clicked his tongue, propped his elbows on the bathtub, shrugged his thin shoulders, and blinked his right eye at the colorful, "I said that little mentally handicapped, exposing pornographic photos is very boring, why don't you pick us up?" .Send a few more photos of the kiss, and I've thought of the title for you, 'Unscrupulous capitalist, crazy female assistant, bathroom play, spicy, eye, eye'..."
Fan Fun held her mouth together, with tears streaming down her cheeks. She absolutely disapproved of the hot eyes, after all, the young lady's looks are sky-high... But, the kiss just now, the hot mouth didn't go away!
So you can't do bad things when you are a human being.Retribution came quickly.
She didn't eat a single bite of the dishes fried in chili oil made from Chaotian peppers, but the young lady ate a lot...
Xia Tian hadn't waited for a reply yet, only to see the little mentally handicapped man running out with his mouth in his arms: "It's so spicy, so spicy, so spicy, ahhh, help..."
The author has something to say: Thank you for your mine
Thank you cat sauce next door, little tease you, "I am Superman 619" little angel's nutrient solution
I love you, good night
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