I am merciful and sweet
Chapter 8 Burning the Zen Room
Qin Yuan asked: "The principal loves you two brothers so much, why didn't you stop him?"
Bu Qiufeng interjected, "Where did you stop him? He wanted to stop him, but the Taoist ancestor of the Tang Sect refused to let him go, so he carried him away on his shoulders."
Tang Xiaofang took the opportunity to answer: "So my brother was beaten so badly that my mother couldn't recognize him! He lay in bed for half a year. Lin Xiaochai hooked up with Yun Yifan while my brother was recuperating. Oh, I'm going , I was so angry!"
Qin Yuan was silent for a while, then said: "Is he making such a fuss because he wants to stir up disputes among the Li family, the Tang family and the Yun family?"
As soon as these words came out, there was no sound, and the room was so quiet that a needle could be heard falling on the ground.
It took a long time for Tang Xiaofang to come back to his senses.He murmured, "Brother Yuan, you hit the nail on the head! Fuck, you scheming bitch!"
Bu Qiufeng said: "Lin Xiaochai is a white lotus in the prosperous age. Anyone with a little brain in the Ghost Seminary can't understand him! I don't even bother to talk about Tang Xiuyao. If it weren't for him, a fool, who was so focused on Lin Xiaochai, we wouldn't want to destroy the Ghost Seminary and Tang Xiuyao." If you don't care about the feelings of the door, otherwise you will hate Lin Xiaochai a long time ago!"
Tang Xiaofang said: "You can't beat him either. He called out the Yin soldiers, and they beat down five times and divided two, and you hit the street."
Bu Qiufeng didn't speak.He went to the corner and banged his head against the post.
Qin Yuan asked: "Are the Yin soldiers so powerful?"
Tang Xiaofang said: "Ghosts have no body, unlike the errand boy just now. Unless you beat the ghosts out of their wits with one shot, they will fall down and stand up again, endlessly, endlessly, very scary!"
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.
knock knock --
There was a knock on the door.
Tang Xiaofang took a few steps forward, glanced through the crack of the door, and said with a smile, "Brother Yuan, your takeaway has arrived."
Qin Yuan leaned against the crack of the door and saw Da Bao put the shopping bag in front of him.
He smiled and said, "Thank you. But the door is locked and we can't get out. Could you please climb up on the roof and drop the stuff through the vent?"
Da Bao scratched his head, then turned around and gestured to Er Bao and San Bao.
They are dead people, unable to speak for a long time, and can only communicate with each other through body language.
Dabao: You send me up.
Second Guarantee/Third Guarantee: All right, brother.
They stooped and crouched.Stacked one on top of the other, making a human ladder.
Dabao hung the shopping bag on his shoulder and climbed up.
Qin Yuan said softly, "Be careful, don't worry, take your time."
Dabao carefully climbed up to the roof, and then threw the five-spice chicken drumsticks, Coke, bread, Lay's potato chips, and Nongfu spring in the shopping bag into the vent one by one.
Tang Xiaofang took a full boob from below, and said with a smile: "Our Dabao is sweeter than sod honey!"
Seeing Dabao slowly climbing down from the roof, Qin Yuan asked, "Who gave this name?"
Tang Xiaofang distributed the snacks in his arms to Li Junjie and Bu Qiufeng, "My great grandfather. Don't have too many illusions about his name. Guess what the nickname he gave my grandfather Daozu was."
"what?"
"Tiger."
Qin Yuan couldn't help but said, "Is it because your grandfather's zodiac sign is Tiger?"
Tang Xiaofang shrugged, "I don't know. Anyway, my Daozu grandfather is very happy, like a 1200-year-old child." He handed the bread and Coke to Qin Yuan, "Eat it."
Qin Yuan only took the bread, "My mother won't let me drink Coke. You can just give me Nongfu Spring." He unwrapped the wrapping paper, bit the bread, and watched the three zombies sitting outside the door looking up at the moon. Save.
Li Junjie gnawed on the chicken leg and asked, "Brother Yuan, what do you think?"
Qin Yuan said: "I'm thinking, if they've been dead for many years and are trapped here, will they be as hungry as us?"
Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes, "Our Wind and Cloud Summit is not an unreasonable school. The principal will not treat Xianxiu and Moxiu students differently, nor will he abuse every zombie. He will feed them regularly. Usually he will He told us again and again that if we drive the corpse out for more than 36 hours, we have to feed it once."
Qin Yuan asked: "How are you?"
He said, "Burning the talisman paper."
"Then did you bring it?"
Bu Qiufeng nodded, "I did, but I was in a hurry when I went out, so I didn't bring a lighter!"
Qin Yuan thought for a while, then asked: "I watch TV dramas where the action movies of self-cultivation, the main character calls the wind and rain at every turn, setting fire to the camp. Doesn't Fengyun Peak have fire control?"
Bu Qiufeng said: "Yes. But I don't have the Qi meridian of the fire department, so I can't learn fire control."
Li Junjie gave him popular science and said: "There are seven kinds of energy channels in the cultivation of Fengyun Peak, gold, wood, water, fire, thunder, wind and earth. Ordinary students of cultivation can only cultivate one type of energy channels, and there are also those with high qualifications who have two or three channels; those with excellent qualifications, With four meridians, five meridians, or even more, this kind of cultivator usually has his own immortal roots. As the saying goes, he was an immortal in his previous life.
After passing the entrance examinations of each college, there will be a special instrument for testing Qimai to test the attributes of the student, and according to the results, it will be determined which attribute of the spell he is suitable for learning.Only those who have the fire energy can learn the fire control technique. "
Meditating with eyes closed, Tang Xiuyao suddenly opened her eyes and said, "You can also try the incantation of the fire control technique. Xiao Fang, you can teach Qin Yuan how to do it."
Tang Xiaofang said: "But brother, what I'm pinching is the formula of the immortal cultivator. He is a demon cultivator, can he do it?"
Tang Xiuyao said: "If you can do it, you will know once you try it."
Tang Xiaofang stepped on the Tiangang, pinched the fire formula with his hand, and slowly chanted the mantra: "Zhu Rong borrows the law."
There was a sound of "teng", and the flame suddenly burst into flames.A corner of the snack bag in his hand was burnt.
Tang Xiaofang blew off the flames and asked, "Do you understand? If you don't understand, I will demonstrate it again."
Qin Yuan shook her head, "No, I will remember."
He imitated Tang Xiaofang's stepping steps, making tactic, and said with a serious expression: "Zhu Rong borrows the method."
Everyone stared at the plastic bag in his hand, but nothing happened.
Tang Xiaofang patted him on the shoulder, "You are a demon cultivator, so it's normal that you can't learn the spells of immortal cultivators."
Li Junjie suddenly sniffed and asked, "What's the smell?"
Bu Qiufeng said, "It smells like burnt wood."
The sound of "cracking" wood burning came from behind.
They turned around, only to see a tongue of flame climbing up the beams and pillars like a red dragon.In an instant, the fire was so strong that half of the meditation room was engulfed in flames.
Li Junjie shouted in panic, "Run away!"
Tang Xiaofang and Bu Qiufeng rushed to the door, raised their legs and kicked the door over.
The wooden door spun a few feet in the air and hit the ground with a "clang".
Tang Xiuyao quickly rescued the ancient books on the bookcase, while Li Junjie hurriedly grabbed Qin Yuan's arm and ran out.
On the open ground, Qin Yuan and the others, as well as the three zombies, stared blankly at the burning sea of flames in front of them.
The Zen room gradually turned into ruins.
Li Junjie swallowed, and said in a low voice, "Will we die a miserable death?"
Tang Xiaofang: "emmmmm..."
Qin Yuan scratched her head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'll tell the principal."
As soon as he finished speaking, a jade-like voice came from behind, "It seems that you have a good time."
They turned around and saw a young man in red wearing a festive boy mask standing under the moonlight.
Qin Yuan said: "Principal, I'm sorry. You can figure out how much money you need to rebuild a Zen room, and I'll transfer it to you later."
Ye Changjian put his finger on the mask, "Shhh—"
He put down his hands and said with a smile: "The Zen room has been in disrepair for a long time, and there is no intention to leak water. It has nothing to do with you. I have long wanted to dismantle it. I will be locked up all day long, and sooner or later it will hurt the young hearts of the children."
As he spoke, he waved to Zhuang Taibao, "Dabao, Second Bao, Third Bao, go back to sleep."
The three Bao Bao obediently followed behind him and walked down the mountain with him.His voice was faintly heard, "Which disciples have learned how to drive corpses today?"
Qin Yuan asked: "Can the headmaster communicate with the Tai Baos?"
Bu Qiufeng said: "He can communicate with everything in the world."
Qin Yuan smiled foolishly, "The principal has such a good temper, he didn't hold me accountable for burning down the Zen room."
Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you know why Tang Xiaofang is retarded?"
Qin Yuan shook her head, and heard him say meaningfully: "After a long time, you will know."
Tang Xiaofang grabbed Qin Yuan's shoulders and said adoringly: "Young man, I see that you are very talented, why don't you join our Jianzong Academy! After graduation, you will stay in Tangmen! It's not me bragging, Tangmen's employee benefits Throw Wangfujing to other families!"
Qin Yuan said sincerely: "If possible, I would like to work at Li Junjie's house. Not for anything else, just to take a look at the donuts."
Li Junjie said: "You come to my house, you are too talented. If you really like donuts, I will give you their itinerary later. You can pretend to meet by chance. But Brother Yuan, what a popular little star, a girl group, is just a skin That's all. Be mentally prepared."
Qin Yuan said, "I just want to hear them sing."
The Zen room was destroyed, so naturally there was no need for confinement.Except for Bu Qiufeng, the rest of the five are freshmen, so they can only temporarily stay in the hotel in the reception area of the campus.
Bu Qiufeng greeted them and went back to the dormitory of the ghost seminary.
Qin Yuan followed Li Junjie and others to the reception area.
In the dark night, an antique inn stands quietly.The dim halo of light leaked from the window paper, forming mottled silhouettes on the ground.
When they approached a few steps, they saw two red lanterns hanging high, reflecting the golden nanmu plaque, with the inscription "Taoyuan Endless".
On both sides of the wooden door of the inn, there is a pair of couplets with beautiful and elegant handwriting.
"The fate of the world is wrong, and I live among the flowers.
It's red like rain, and I don't remember the time and way."
Qin Yuan savored this couplet carefully, and then ate it with the four characters "Taoyuan Wujian" on the plaque, which made people brain-opening.
He couldn't help thinking: Incessant, inexhaustible, infernal hell?
Thinking of this, he smiled again.
There was silence and silence all around.In the huge hospitality park, there is only this lonely inn, shining with a faint glow, like a warm guiding light on the underworld.
Tang Xiaofang put his arm on Qin Yuan's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Brother Yuan, don't be afraid to hear strange noises while sleeping. This inn welcomes people during the day and ghosts at night!"
Bu Qiufeng interjected, "Where did you stop him? He wanted to stop him, but the Taoist ancestor of the Tang Sect refused to let him go, so he carried him away on his shoulders."
Tang Xiaofang took the opportunity to answer: "So my brother was beaten so badly that my mother couldn't recognize him! He lay in bed for half a year. Lin Xiaochai hooked up with Yun Yifan while my brother was recuperating. Oh, I'm going , I was so angry!"
Qin Yuan was silent for a while, then said: "Is he making such a fuss because he wants to stir up disputes among the Li family, the Tang family and the Yun family?"
As soon as these words came out, there was no sound, and the room was so quiet that a needle could be heard falling on the ground.
It took a long time for Tang Xiaofang to come back to his senses.He murmured, "Brother Yuan, you hit the nail on the head! Fuck, you scheming bitch!"
Bu Qiufeng said: "Lin Xiaochai is a white lotus in the prosperous age. Anyone with a little brain in the Ghost Seminary can't understand him! I don't even bother to talk about Tang Xiuyao. If it weren't for him, a fool, who was so focused on Lin Xiaochai, we wouldn't want to destroy the Ghost Seminary and Tang Xiuyao." If you don't care about the feelings of the door, otherwise you will hate Lin Xiaochai a long time ago!"
Tang Xiaofang said: "You can't beat him either. He called out the Yin soldiers, and they beat down five times and divided two, and you hit the street."
Bu Qiufeng didn't speak.He went to the corner and banged his head against the post.
Qin Yuan asked: "Are the Yin soldiers so powerful?"
Tang Xiaofang said: "Ghosts have no body, unlike the errand boy just now. Unless you beat the ghosts out of their wits with one shot, they will fall down and stand up again, endlessly, endlessly, very scary!"
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.
knock knock --
There was a knock on the door.
Tang Xiaofang took a few steps forward, glanced through the crack of the door, and said with a smile, "Brother Yuan, your takeaway has arrived."
Qin Yuan leaned against the crack of the door and saw Da Bao put the shopping bag in front of him.
He smiled and said, "Thank you. But the door is locked and we can't get out. Could you please climb up on the roof and drop the stuff through the vent?"
Da Bao scratched his head, then turned around and gestured to Er Bao and San Bao.
They are dead people, unable to speak for a long time, and can only communicate with each other through body language.
Dabao: You send me up.
Second Guarantee/Third Guarantee: All right, brother.
They stooped and crouched.Stacked one on top of the other, making a human ladder.
Dabao hung the shopping bag on his shoulder and climbed up.
Qin Yuan said softly, "Be careful, don't worry, take your time."
Dabao carefully climbed up to the roof, and then threw the five-spice chicken drumsticks, Coke, bread, Lay's potato chips, and Nongfu spring in the shopping bag into the vent one by one.
Tang Xiaofang took a full boob from below, and said with a smile: "Our Dabao is sweeter than sod honey!"
Seeing Dabao slowly climbing down from the roof, Qin Yuan asked, "Who gave this name?"
Tang Xiaofang distributed the snacks in his arms to Li Junjie and Bu Qiufeng, "My great grandfather. Don't have too many illusions about his name. Guess what the nickname he gave my grandfather Daozu was."
"what?"
"Tiger."
Qin Yuan couldn't help but said, "Is it because your grandfather's zodiac sign is Tiger?"
Tang Xiaofang shrugged, "I don't know. Anyway, my Daozu grandfather is very happy, like a 1200-year-old child." He handed the bread and Coke to Qin Yuan, "Eat it."
Qin Yuan only took the bread, "My mother won't let me drink Coke. You can just give me Nongfu Spring." He unwrapped the wrapping paper, bit the bread, and watched the three zombies sitting outside the door looking up at the moon. Save.
Li Junjie gnawed on the chicken leg and asked, "Brother Yuan, what do you think?"
Qin Yuan said: "I'm thinking, if they've been dead for many years and are trapped here, will they be as hungry as us?"
Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes, "Our Wind and Cloud Summit is not an unreasonable school. The principal will not treat Xianxiu and Moxiu students differently, nor will he abuse every zombie. He will feed them regularly. Usually he will He told us again and again that if we drive the corpse out for more than 36 hours, we have to feed it once."
Qin Yuan asked: "How are you?"
He said, "Burning the talisman paper."
"Then did you bring it?"
Bu Qiufeng nodded, "I did, but I was in a hurry when I went out, so I didn't bring a lighter!"
Qin Yuan thought for a while, then asked: "I watch TV dramas where the action movies of self-cultivation, the main character calls the wind and rain at every turn, setting fire to the camp. Doesn't Fengyun Peak have fire control?"
Bu Qiufeng said: "Yes. But I don't have the Qi meridian of the fire department, so I can't learn fire control."
Li Junjie gave him popular science and said: "There are seven kinds of energy channels in the cultivation of Fengyun Peak, gold, wood, water, fire, thunder, wind and earth. Ordinary students of cultivation can only cultivate one type of energy channels, and there are also those with high qualifications who have two or three channels; those with excellent qualifications, With four meridians, five meridians, or even more, this kind of cultivator usually has his own immortal roots. As the saying goes, he was an immortal in his previous life.
After passing the entrance examinations of each college, there will be a special instrument for testing Qimai to test the attributes of the student, and according to the results, it will be determined which attribute of the spell he is suitable for learning.Only those who have the fire energy can learn the fire control technique. "
Meditating with eyes closed, Tang Xiuyao suddenly opened her eyes and said, "You can also try the incantation of the fire control technique. Xiao Fang, you can teach Qin Yuan how to do it."
Tang Xiaofang said: "But brother, what I'm pinching is the formula of the immortal cultivator. He is a demon cultivator, can he do it?"
Tang Xiuyao said: "If you can do it, you will know once you try it."
Tang Xiaofang stepped on the Tiangang, pinched the fire formula with his hand, and slowly chanted the mantra: "Zhu Rong borrows the law."
There was a sound of "teng", and the flame suddenly burst into flames.A corner of the snack bag in his hand was burnt.
Tang Xiaofang blew off the flames and asked, "Do you understand? If you don't understand, I will demonstrate it again."
Qin Yuan shook her head, "No, I will remember."
He imitated Tang Xiaofang's stepping steps, making tactic, and said with a serious expression: "Zhu Rong borrows the method."
Everyone stared at the plastic bag in his hand, but nothing happened.
Tang Xiaofang patted him on the shoulder, "You are a demon cultivator, so it's normal that you can't learn the spells of immortal cultivators."
Li Junjie suddenly sniffed and asked, "What's the smell?"
Bu Qiufeng said, "It smells like burnt wood."
The sound of "cracking" wood burning came from behind.
They turned around, only to see a tongue of flame climbing up the beams and pillars like a red dragon.In an instant, the fire was so strong that half of the meditation room was engulfed in flames.
Li Junjie shouted in panic, "Run away!"
Tang Xiaofang and Bu Qiufeng rushed to the door, raised their legs and kicked the door over.
The wooden door spun a few feet in the air and hit the ground with a "clang".
Tang Xiuyao quickly rescued the ancient books on the bookcase, while Li Junjie hurriedly grabbed Qin Yuan's arm and ran out.
On the open ground, Qin Yuan and the others, as well as the three zombies, stared blankly at the burning sea of flames in front of them.
The Zen room gradually turned into ruins.
Li Junjie swallowed, and said in a low voice, "Will we die a miserable death?"
Tang Xiaofang: "emmmmm..."
Qin Yuan scratched her head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'll tell the principal."
As soon as he finished speaking, a jade-like voice came from behind, "It seems that you have a good time."
They turned around and saw a young man in red wearing a festive boy mask standing under the moonlight.
Qin Yuan said: "Principal, I'm sorry. You can figure out how much money you need to rebuild a Zen room, and I'll transfer it to you later."
Ye Changjian put his finger on the mask, "Shhh—"
He put down his hands and said with a smile: "The Zen room has been in disrepair for a long time, and there is no intention to leak water. It has nothing to do with you. I have long wanted to dismantle it. I will be locked up all day long, and sooner or later it will hurt the young hearts of the children."
As he spoke, he waved to Zhuang Taibao, "Dabao, Second Bao, Third Bao, go back to sleep."
The three Bao Bao obediently followed behind him and walked down the mountain with him.His voice was faintly heard, "Which disciples have learned how to drive corpses today?"
Qin Yuan asked: "Can the headmaster communicate with the Tai Baos?"
Bu Qiufeng said: "He can communicate with everything in the world."
Qin Yuan smiled foolishly, "The principal has such a good temper, he didn't hold me accountable for burning down the Zen room."
Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you know why Tang Xiaofang is retarded?"
Qin Yuan shook her head, and heard him say meaningfully: "After a long time, you will know."
Tang Xiaofang grabbed Qin Yuan's shoulders and said adoringly: "Young man, I see that you are very talented, why don't you join our Jianzong Academy! After graduation, you will stay in Tangmen! It's not me bragging, Tangmen's employee benefits Throw Wangfujing to other families!"
Qin Yuan said sincerely: "If possible, I would like to work at Li Junjie's house. Not for anything else, just to take a look at the donuts."
Li Junjie said: "You come to my house, you are too talented. If you really like donuts, I will give you their itinerary later. You can pretend to meet by chance. But Brother Yuan, what a popular little star, a girl group, is just a skin That's all. Be mentally prepared."
Qin Yuan said, "I just want to hear them sing."
The Zen room was destroyed, so naturally there was no need for confinement.Except for Bu Qiufeng, the rest of the five are freshmen, so they can only temporarily stay in the hotel in the reception area of the campus.
Bu Qiufeng greeted them and went back to the dormitory of the ghost seminary.
Qin Yuan followed Li Junjie and others to the reception area.
In the dark night, an antique inn stands quietly.The dim halo of light leaked from the window paper, forming mottled silhouettes on the ground.
When they approached a few steps, they saw two red lanterns hanging high, reflecting the golden nanmu plaque, with the inscription "Taoyuan Endless".
On both sides of the wooden door of the inn, there is a pair of couplets with beautiful and elegant handwriting.
"The fate of the world is wrong, and I live among the flowers.
It's red like rain, and I don't remember the time and way."
Qin Yuan savored this couplet carefully, and then ate it with the four characters "Taoyuan Wujian" on the plaque, which made people brain-opening.
He couldn't help thinking: Incessant, inexhaustible, infernal hell?
Thinking of this, he smiled again.
There was silence and silence all around.In the huge hospitality park, there is only this lonely inn, shining with a faint glow, like a warm guiding light on the underworld.
Tang Xiaofang put his arm on Qin Yuan's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Brother Yuan, don't be afraid to hear strange noises while sleeping. This inn welcomes people during the day and ghosts at night!"
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