I am merciful and sweet

Once upon a time, when Tang Jiangli was in the Heaven Realm, he was a famous big shot.No one does not know, no one does not know.When all the immortals saw him, they all bowed and saluted, and even Wu Zu had to address him, "Master Bai".

Bai Wuya carried a sword that radiated as bright as the rising sun on his back, and walked in the universe, the world, and the three realms. Gods and Buddhas did not dare to invade, and demons and ghosts did not dare to attack.

Who dares to show him face?

Except for the goddess of creation.

On this day, when the Tianting discipline inspection team was patrolling, they discovered that the Goddess of the Three Realms took the lead in violating the discipline.The stern and selfless captain enforced the law impartially and mercilessly confiscated the source of all evils—the Qibao mahjong machine made by Taishang Laojun himself.

The glamorous goddess was so angry that she cursed regardless of her image: "Stinky boy, you dragged [-] to [-] a day, isn't it just that you were born a few hours before me and became a backbone? Sooner or later I will tell you to kneel down and shout!" My mother-in-law!"

The cold-hearted, desireless, high god Bai Wuya was unmoved by the intimidation of the Goddess of Creation, and even mercilessly deducted three months' wages from the goddess' mahjong partner.

Emperor Ziwei, who just came back from Taotie's house, passed by. Seeing that the goddess rolled up her sleeves and was about to go up to beat the chief prosecutor, she immediately leaned over to smooth things over.

Ziwei said to Bai Wuya: "If you do this, no one in the heavens will want to play mahjong with her in the future."

Bai Wuya said coldly: "Article 320 of the "Tianting Civil Servant Code" expressly stipulates that any clergy are prohibited from participating in all forms of gambling. Once discovered, they will be severely punished."

He just said what he said, and even drew out his golden sword, splitting the goddess' treasure in two.

"Crack——"

The Seven Treasures mahjong machine bursting with mysterious light was shattered into powder under Xianwei.

The goddess' expression changed from astonishment to shock, and then gradually to anger.

The sea of ​​anger is monstrous, unforgivable!

The Goddess was so angry that she grabbed at the void, with a silver gun in her hand, and was about to step forward and stab Bai Wuya through!

Ziwei hastily pressed down her silver gun, and persuaded her, "Calm down, you have to be calm! This shot will kick off the prelude to the battle between immortals and gods..." He said to Xiaoxian who was standing tremblingly next to him. Tong winked: quickly take your mother away.

The two little fairy children understood, one on the left and one on the right erected the goddess, and quickly retreated.

The goddess kicked her legs in the air in the direction where Bai Wuya was standing, raised her voice, and cursed: "Bai Wuya, let me tell you! You will die at the hands of my son sooner or later! You will die or live for him, so humble! Ziwei is Self-inflicted evil, you are destroyed in body and spirit!"

Emperor Ziwei who was shot suddenly in the knee:? ? ?

Bai Wuya remained indifferent, turned and left.

Being trapped by love is something a mediocre person will do.I am one of the four great beasts who created the world, how could I be so stupid?Furthermore, you, as a god, dare to conceive a mortal fetus, and you are not afraid that I will kill your son according to the law of heaven?Koko.

Shangshen Bai Wuya said mockingly in his heart.

N years later, Gusu Tangmen.

"Honey, why haven't you come back?" Tang Jiangli, who took off his cold and arrogant mask, carefully held the iPad, kissed the person in the video on the cheek, and continued coquettishly saying, "I miss you so much."

In the video, Ye Changjian is wearing a big straw hat with sunshade, fancy swimming trunks, and a pair of flip flops, lying on the golden beach, basking leisurely in the sun.

He lazily said: "Stay in Hawaii for one night today, fly to France to eat snails tomorrow, and go to Sydney to listen to the opera the day after tomorrow... Ah, I'm very busy! You work hard and fill your life with official duties. Please don't miss me. I."

Hearing his indifferent remarks, Tang Jiangli was so anxious that he immediately said: "But——"

"pat".

Ye Changjian cut off the video call without mercy.

Tang Jiangli:? ? ?

He sat down on the ground and cried "Wow".

After a while, Tang Jiangli wiped away his tears, and began to patrol very obediently to his wife.When he came to the Meilin Snow Garden, he heard a loud noise.

"Mengmeng, don't run so fast, the snow is slippery and you will fall!" Tang Xiuyao frowned worriedly and followed closely.

"Come and chase me. If you catch me, I'll let you hehehe." Nan Guimeng's charming laughter echoed throughout the plum grove.

In the pavilion at the side, Jiang Lingwan, who was pinching Qin Yuan's shoulders, withdrew his envious eyes, lowered his head and said to Qin Yuan, "Yuanyuan, come and chase me, okay?"

Qin Yuan refused politely: "Not good."

Jiang Lingwan's expression changed instantly, and he said coldly and domineeringly, "Then I'll chase you! If I catch you, let me hehehe!" Before his words fell, the evil claws of evil had already stretched out to Qinyuan's body belt--

Panicked, Qin Yuan rolled over like a carp, lifted her trouser belt and ran away.

Jiang Lingwan turned into an evil big demon king, chasing him around the pavilion with "hey hey hey".

There is a saying: the garden is full of spring, and the beauty of spring cannot be closed, and the two pairs of dog men are shameless.

Tang Jiangli, who was hiding in a corner and observing secretly, revealed a pair of scarlet eyes, and a sneer twitched at the corner of his mouth.

How can you and other demons and ghosts be so presumptuous in the land of the Tang Sect?

Bear the monstrous wrath from the Dao ancestor who was abandoned by his wife!monsters!

Koko.

Tang Jiangli, the former Heavenly God of War Bai Wuya and the current Taoist ancestor of the cultivation world, is not only trapped by love, but also mad by love!Because he lost his mind because of missing his wife, he was forcefully stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and he did another big thing quietly.

……

Although Qin Yuan has a pair of sky-defying long legs, she still can't outrun the tireless shikigami Jiang Lingwan.The little golden dragon caught by the big devil struggled hard, kicked his legs, roared... Finally, he bit the quilt pitifully and burst into tears.

The satiated Great Demon King kissed him on the cheek, and reluctantly said: "I'm going back to deal with official business."

Qin Yuan turned over and pointed her back at him, meaning: Get lost!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Lingwan made a mistake, stared at the peach with scorching eyes, and stretched out his claws again.

……

Jiang Lingwan hugged him like a treasure, kissed him on the face again and again, and said dotingly: "I knew you couldn't bear me either."

Qin Yuan: How about a divorce? Let’s make do with it.jpg

Jiang Lingwan licked his lips and left contentedly.

Qin Yuan slept until the sun was high, and walked out of the room rubbing her growling belly.The work and rest of the Tang Sect are regular, step by step.At this point, there is no food to eat.Having said that, he still opened the door of the kitchen with a little luck.

That thing was so special, so it immediately came into Qin Yuan's eyes.

"Shuyiji": The Kingdom of Dashi is in the West Sea.There is a stone, on which there are many trees, the stems are red and the leaves are green, and there are always children growing on the branches, six or seven inches long. Everyone laughs at them, moves their hands and feet, and holds the branches on their heads.If you pick a branch, the child will die.

Qin Yuan picked up the baby fruit on the table with both hands, and said to himself in amazement, "Could this be the legendary ginseng fruit?"

……

Nan Guimeng and Qin Yuan share the same illness and love each other.When he woke up, Tang Xiuyao had already been arrested by Tang Jiangli to handle official business and was not in the room.He was so hungry that his chest was stuck to his back because of strenuous exercise, and he, who had long since stopped eating, unexpectedly came to the kitchen for the first time.

As soon as Nan Guimeng entered the door, she saw Qin Yuan holding a fruit, and said brokenly, "Wu Chengen said that if you eat it, you can live [-] years."

Nan Guimeng raised her eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"

Qin Yuan stuffed ginseng fruit into Nan Guimeng's arms, waved and said, "Take it to Tang Xiuyao to eat. Don't be fooled by the movie, saying that 1 years is too long, just seize the day and night. If you can really stay with your lover Ten thousand years, who wouldn't eat it."

After he generously gave the long-lived ginseng fruit to Nan Guimeng, he turned around and looked for food in the kitchen.But after searching inside and out, I didn't find even a vegetable leaf.

Qin Yuan hugged her head and shouted: "The Tang Sect cherishes food too much, there is no waste at all..."

"Grumble-"

Their stomachs growled in unison.

Nan Guimeng snapped open the ginseng fruit neatly, split it into two, and handed half a piece to Qin Yuan, "Here."

Qin Yuan took it in embarrassment, and said, "What a waste of food I have eaten."

Nan Guimeng rolled his eyes at him, "How could it be real ginseng fruit? It must be a mutated fruit grown in the vegetable garden of Tangmen. Just eat it."

Unprepared, the two swallowed the refreshing and juicy ginseng fruit in a "bajibaji".

……

When Jiang Lingwan came back from get off work and stepped into Tangmen, he felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.It seemed a little too quiet.He went back to the backyard, opened the door and saw that the house was empty.

Jiang Lingwan went outside, grabbed a little disciple who was hurrying along and asked, "Where's my wife?"

The little disciple shouted: "Your wife is jumping off the building!"

Jiang Lingwan obviously has no heart, but at this moment, he feels that his heart has missed a beat.

Tang Doudou rushed into the compound, waved his hand happily and said, "Yuan Batian is throwing money again! Everyone, hurry up and pick it up!"

Not a moment later, the sound of footsteps like landslides and ground cracks came.From the corner of the corridor, a group of young Tangmen disciples with serious brows rushed out.Jiang Lingwan followed him closely, and chased him all the way to Mei Linli, where he found the figure that he was thinking about in the attic in the center of Zhanxing Terrace.

With a cynical expression on her face, Qin Yuan scattered the red Mao grandpas she took out from the ATM into the sky one by one.

The banknotes are like red and white butterflies flying and spinning in the air, and finally fall into a vast expanse of white land.

Qin Yuan roared hoarsely: "Go away! You bloody banknotes!" He grabbed a stack of maniacly, threw it down from a height of 300 meters, and shouted angrily: "You eroding people's minds! demon!"

Tang Doudou was wearing a sack, stooped to pick up the banknotes and stuffed them in, raised his head and shouted righteously: "Don't use the banknotes to insult the clean land of Tangmen! What are you doing to me! Come on! Throw the banknotes at me face!"

Enraged by the success, Qin Yuan dumped the money basket in her arms, and thousands of red Mao grandpas flew down with a "crash".He shouted angrily: "Here you are! Here you are! All these dirty banknotes don't deserve to stay by my side!"

Jiang Lingwan looked at the delirious person in the sky in bewilderment.

There is no doubt that Qin Yuan is a small money fan.If one day Xiaocai fan regards money as dung, it means that he must have been under the spell of magic or someone has lowered his head.

Tang Lili said to Jiang Lingwan with a serious expression: "Mr. Jiang, don't think too much. My disciples of the Tang Sect are not greedy and money-loving people." As she spoke, she flew up and kicked Tang Doudou away, bent down to pick up the sack , Quickly stuff money into it.

Tang Doudou, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, got up from the muddy snow and shouted angrily:

"Female hooligan!"

"Female bandit!"

Jiang Lingwan stared deeply at Qin Yuan on the attic, and made a decision.He moved in front of Tangmen's ATM in an instant, and stuffed his gold card into it, "Tudududu——"

Brand new Grandpa Mao spat out one after another.

Jiang Lingwan rushed back to the Xingxing Terrace like lightning, jumped up, and came to Qin Yuan's side.

Qin Yuan turned her head and asked him, "What are you doing here?"

Jiang Lingwan respectfully handed over a bucket of banknotes, "Honey, as long as you are happy."

Qin Yuan looked angry and sad.He roared with tears in his eyes: "Even you have to use money to humiliate me!"

Jiang Lingwan said obsequiously, "You can tear them up."

"His-"

Qin Yuan grabbed a stack of banknotes with a ferocious expression, and his fingers turned into claws, tearing them apart in an instant.

Tang Doudou under the Zhanxing stage saw this shocking scene, and his heart felt like a knife.He roared in grief: "What kind of a hero are you bullying banknotes that cannot speak?! You have the guts to bully me! You humiliate me with dirty banknotes!"

"Okay! I'll fulfill you!" Qin Yuan opened her eyes wide and shouted angrily, "I'll give you everything! These damn money!"

"Crash-"

……

in the study.

Tang Xiuyao finally finished processing the mountain of documents.He quietly glanced at Tang Jiangli behind the screen, then held his breath, tiptoedly opened the door, and slipped out like a cat.

Recently, Daozu's grandfather's temper is unpredictable, and he has a strange yin and yang.Tang Xiuyao, who is good at observing words and demeanor, can naturally avoid provoking him, and will not provoke him.

Tang Xiuyao went back to her independent small courtyard, opened the door and entered but could not see Nan Guimeng.He walked outside the courtyard, grabbed a young disciple who was passing by, and asked, "Where is my wife?"

The little disciple's lips twitched for a while, and finally said with a look of unbearable: "Your wife is going to heaven!"

Tang Xiuyao's black question mark face:? ? ?

He followed his little disciple to Merlin, and in the hustle and bustle of the world, he saw a person standing on a 900-meter-high building at a glance.

Picking up a bowl full of Tang Lili, carrying a round sack on his shoulder, he shouted loudly to the sky: "Master's wife, don't be too hard on yourself!"

Tang Doudou, with a crooked nose and a slanted mouth, shouted: "What's the matter, let's talk about it when the big brother comes back!"

Nanguimeng stepped on the corner of the eaves, which was only an inch in size, and her clothes fluttered, as if she was going to ride the wind.With a disillusioned look on his face, he said flatly: "I want to become a fairy, and I will be as happy as the heavens."

When Nangui, who has been practicing for 1000 years but has not achieved a true fruit, is willing to sink into the world of mortals and wants to abandon the secular world and become a fairy, it means that something is wrong with him.Tang Xiuyao knew very well that his Mengmeng must have been lowered by the villains.

He went up with his sword and came to Nanguimeng.

Nan Guimeng glanced at him lightly, and said coldly, "What are you doing here?"

Tang Xiuyao said: "Do you want to become a fairy?"

Nan Guimeng said: "Of course."

Tang Xiuyao said: "I will help you become a fairy."

Only then did Nan Guimeng turn her attention to him again, and asked, "How can you help me?"

Tang Xiuyao said: "You and I are both clear. If a monster wants to become a fairy, its six senses must be clean, the five aggregates must be empty, cut off the thread of love, and have no worries."

He stepped on the eaves, handed the sword to Nan Guimeng, and said flatly, "You kill me."

"As long as you kill me, you can become a fairy."

"Step on my dead body, and you will be able to ascend the ladder."

"Chuck-"

The sword fell to the ground.

Nan Guimeng said tearfully, "I don't know what's going on...my heart and behavior are contrary."

Tang Xiuyao hugged him into her arms and promised solemnly: "If you want to become a fairy, I will be your stepping stone. If you want to be a mortal, I will guard and protect you for the rest of your life."

Nan Guimeng's heart felt warm, but his stomach suddenly turned sour, and he couldn't stop feeling nauseous.Something rushed up his throat, he opened his mouth and spit out a green fruit core.

Tang Xiuyao asked: "What is this?"

Nanguimeng shook her head.

The two of them got off from the Zhanxing Terrace and fell to the ground.Jiang Lingwan held a similar fruit core in his hand and looked around.

Nan Guimeng came over and asked, "What is this?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "There is no false fruit."

Tang Xiuyao asked: "What is the fruit without falsehood?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "A fruit that grows on the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace. After eating it, it can change people's temperament and bring about an indiscriminate disaster. But the effect is temporary and lasts for about six hours."

Qin Yuan, who had come to his senses, wanted to slap himself twice: I told you to be gluttonous!You have fallen into someone else's trick!

Jiang Lingwan asked: "There is only one form without false fruit, how could you fall for it?"

Qin Yuan said: "Someone used a trick to turn it into a ginseng fruit."

After hearing the news, Bu Qiufeng came over and asked, "Who's full and wants to punish the two of you?"

Li Junjie told the truth, "You two people who offend you usually go around the world together, even if you use the method of elimination, you can't find the real culprit."

Tang Xiaofang scratched his head, "This time it's ginseng fruit, what's next time?"

At this time, Li Junjie, who had a keen sixth sense, said in a low voice: "Why do I feel that someone is spying on us?"

huh~~

A gust of cool wind blew past, and several people shivered in unison.

……

Tang Jiangli, who was hiding in a corner and observing secretly, showed a pair of blood red eyes and evoked a cruel grin.

Do you think this is enough?

As long as my wife doesn't come home for a day, I will do things for a day.

Koko.

The thousand-year-old Taoist ancestor said so in his heart.

The author has something to say:

In his previous life, Tang Jiangli almost lost his body and spirit in order to save Ye Changjian, but was later rescued by his colleagues.There should be no updates this week.I read your comments yesterday, I was so excited that I stayed up all night typing, and then I caught a cold today...

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