I am merciful and sweet

Ye Changjian immediately turned around and hurried into the corridor, suddenly caught a glimpse of an unknown figure in the room, and stopped the car in time at the door.He took a closer look and shouted: "I'm going, they have such a heavy taste? Are they still playing women's clothing?!"

Zhou Qiyu then pushed him into the room and said, "If you keep procrastinating, the third battle between immortals and demons will erupt!"

Ye Changjian tied up her long hair with a hair rope, walked up to Jiang Lingwan, poured out a vermilion elixir from the wine gourd she carried with her, and handed it to him, saying, "Hurry up and feed this ball to Xiao Yuanzi." .”

Jiang Lingwan looked up at him, and asked coldly, "What is this?"

Ye Changjian said casually, "Baotai Wan."

"Ah?!" Bu Qiufeng, Tang Xiaofang, and Li Junjie yelled in unison.

Seeing their terrified expressions, Ye Changjian smiled and said, "Are you kidding me? What are you doing so seriously? Long time no see. Let's ease the embarrassing atmosphere."

Zhou Qiyu said: "This is the treasure of Huantou Kingdom that you have worked so hard to obtain during the past few months when you disappeared?"

"Shan Hai Jing 丨 Great Wilderness Southern Classic" records: "In the great wilderness, there is a man named Huan Tou. Huan Tou has a human face and a bird's beak, with wings, eats fish in the sea, and walks with stick wings."

Tang Xiaofang said: "Grandpa, didn't you go to the South Pole? Huantou Country is in the South Pole?"

Bu Qiufeng said: "Huantou has a human face, a bird's beak, a pair of wings on its back, and eats sea fish for a living. It's not Q, Q, what else can it be?"

Ye Changjian urged Jiang Lingwan, shouting, "Hurry up! Give it to him while it's hot. Otherwise, the medicine will wear off, and even the Heavenly King and I won't be able to save him!"

Jiang Lingwan hesitated for a moment, then stuffed the pill into his mouth, bent down and fed it to Qin Yuan.

Curious baby Li Junjie didn't understand, so he asked, "Why is Brother Yuan sick?"

Ye Changjian said: "He is the destiny of a boy. I used the demon seal to suppress the soul 18 years ago. Once the seal is weakened, it will automatically obey the destiny."

Li Junjie asked: "What is the life of a boy?"

Ye Changjian said: "Tongziming people are very beautiful, intelligent, and very popular with the elders. But they have a lot of fate, and they have been weak and sick since they were young. There are many lives and deaths between them and the age of 38, and disasters are very easy to happen. .

A person who is destined to be a boy in this life was either a civil servant in the celestial world or a practitioner in the mortal world in his previous life.They are reincarnated as human beings, and there is a cause and effect.If you were a civil servant in the sky in your previous life, there are two reasons for your reincarnation as a human being in this life.One is to sacrifice crimes and make meritorious deeds, and the other is to save all sentient beings.Qin Yuan did wrong things in her previous life, so she was demoted to the mortal world in this life. After the calamity, she will return to the sky.If he doesn't go back for a long time, just wait for the day to come. "

Li Junjie asked: "Principal, what kind of treasure is this meatball? Why can you save Brother Yuan?"

Ye Changjian said: "In ancient times, floods raged. Dayu's father was named Gun (gǔn), a god of water control. But because of his poor water control, he was dismissed by Yao and exiled to the world. Gun has a secret treasure that can The god came back from the dead, and this secret treasure was passed on to his other son, Yan Rong.

Yan Rong gave birth to Huantou and passed the secret treasure to him.Huantou took this secret treasure and left his father's generation, came to the Great Wilderness South China Sea, and established a country.I calculated that Xiaoyuanzi's deadline was approaching, so I went to the Huantou Country to seek medicine. "

Bu Qiufeng said: "I asked Professor Yu, where did you go and what did you do. She told me that if you went to save the world, you really saved the world."

Once something happens to Qin Yuan, Jiang Lingwan will definitely go crazy and turn the world upside down again.

Li Junjie had an occupational disease, so he immediately took out the microphone and pointed it at him, and said, "May I ask what difficulties you encountered during this operation of seeking medicine?"

Ye Changjian said: "Firstly, the climate is not acclimatized, and then the language is impenetrable. Huantou has been isolated from the world for too long, and his language system has degenerated. Tang Xiaohu can't be asked to communicate with them. Every time he appears, creatures lower than him They were all shivering. I ate and lived with Huantou for half a month, and I finally understood what they said.

The king didn't make things difficult for me when he saw that I had come from afar.He said that the living environment of the earth is getting worse day by day, and their reproduction has become a big problem.He asked me to build a row of small villas for them to shelter from the wind and rain, to protect them from passing on their families... After giving birth to several litters in a row, he was willing to give me the meatballs. "

Bu Qiufeng asked: "How many pills are there?"

Ye Changjian said: "There is only one in the world."

Tang Xiaofang scratched his head and said, "But you saved Xiao Yuanzi this time, what will you do next time?"

Li Junjie said worriedly: "That's right. The power of the Sanqing is second only to the Dao of Heaven, and nothing in this world can be hidden from them."

Bu Qiufeng patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's not that scary yet. Let me give you a general introduction to the civil service system in the heavenly realm. The big boss behind the scenes in the fairyland is Tiandao. He is elusive and has narcolepsy. There used to be many middle school teenagers. He launched a war between immortals and demons while he was asleep.

The big boss behind the scenes trained four backbones, responsible for supervising the discipline of the heaven and maintaining the order of the three realms when he was asleep, namely Qinglong, Baihu, Xuanwu, and Suzaku.

On the bright side, the big boss in the fairy world is the Emperor of Heaven. He has five colleagues who serve as the general manager.Xiaoyuanzi was the general manager of the Eastern Region in her previous life.

The elder of the board of directors is Sanqing, who is responsible for inspecting the performance of employees from time to time. "

Tang Xiaofang asked puzzledly: "Then why did Grandpa Dao Zu leave his post without permission and hasn't been called to go to heaven?"

Bu Qiufeng said: "He is one of the four backbones entrusted by Tiandao, and he belongs to the elders of the board of directors like Sanqing. Understand?"

Li Junjie said: "Because Daozu and Sanqing are in the same position, Sanqing can't exert pressure on him." He sighed again: "A senior official, crushing people to death!"

Ye Changjian said: "Although it is inconvenient for Xiaohu to come forward in this matter, we can find another way."

Li Junjie asked: "How to find another way?"

Ye Changjian said: "Speaking of which, I haven't given a lecture for hundreds of years. Today I will teach you a trick, the boy's substitute method."

Tang Xiaofang asked: "What is the boy substitute method?"

Ye Changjian explained: "Absorb the essence of heaven and earth to make a paper figurine boy. Then irrigate the paper figurine boy with the essence and blood of practitioners, and replace the real boy to work in the fairy world.

Tang Xiaofang, Bu Qiufeng, and Li Junjie immediately rolled up their sleeves, stretched out their white arms, and shouted generously in unison: "Draw our blood!"

Ye Changjian shook his head and said, "Qin Yuan is an immortal, and the paper figurine must be irrigated with the essence and blood of disciples cultivating immortals. Moreover, the more spiritual power the irrigator has, the better the effect of confusing the real one with the real one. There are three heavenly gates in the fairy world, similar to security checks , used to prevent demons and monsters from pretending to be in the upper realm. You are disciples of demon cultivators, once your blood is used to irrigate, the double paper figurines will not even be able to pass through the first gate of heaven."

As he spoke, he turned his head and yelled out the window, "Tang Xiaohu! Come here!"

Li Junjie shuddered, shrank his neck and said in a low voice: "The principal is so fierce to Daozu."

Bu Qiufeng said: "What do you know? It's called beating is kissing, scolding is love. Their son has already become a football team!"

Tang Xiaofang said: "Although I really don't want to admit it, Grandpa Daozu is indeed an M. The more fierce Grandpa treats him, the happier he is."

Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes at him, "What are you talking about? Is this how you slander the reputation of your most beloved great-grandfather?"

Tang Xiaofang muttered, "There's no need for me to slander him. What he did has already lost the favorability of passers-by."

While they were chattering, a snow-white ball of hair "whoosh" jumped in from the window, kicked its hind legs, and fell into Ye Changjian's arms in a perfect parabolic shape.

Ye Changjian stroked the soft fur on his back, and said with a smile, "Stretch out your claws."

Seeing Tang Jiangli obediently stretching out his fleshy palm, Bu Qiufeng's mind flashed white, and he blurted out: "I saw this incident in the school calendar. There was once a fairy who was reincarnated and came to Fengyunzhi Dian asked for help. But at that time, because you were not willing to let your partner get hurt, you changed your mind temporarily and switched to the arm of the brother who was in charge."

Ye Changjian pulled out the devilish dragon tooth with his left hand, pinched Tang Xiaohu's fleshy palm with his right hand, pointed it at the round white porcelain bowl, and let the blood out with a sharp knife.He said: "I'm an old husband and wife, so there's nothing to be reluctant about. Just cook him a pot of pork stewed vermicelli later."

Tang Xiaofang said: "But Grandfather Dao is a vegetarian."

Ye Changjian suddenly swears: "Fuck you! He loves fish! He made me cry! A thousand-year-old man is actually robbing emperor penguins for food. I'm really convinced by him." !"

Tang Xiaohu gave a soft "meow" and rubbed the back of his hand flatteringly.

Ye Changjian said: "It's useless to be cute! If you hadn't robbed them of food, why would I have stored food for them so late?"

He said feeling a little aggrieved.He does free long-term work for people in Huantou Country.Moving bricks to build a house during the day, and feeding the tiger with his buttocks up at night, what a f*cking day it is!

Tang Xiaohu: "Meow meow meow~" (wife, I love you~)

Ye Changjian said angrily, "Let's go!" He threw the bleeding Tang Xiaohu to the ground, took out a stack of talisman paper from his wide sleeve, and quietly tied up the paper figurine.

This paper figurine is lifelike, like a piano circle.

Li Junjie felt hairy when he saw it, and murmured in a low voice: "I have a bold idea. Principal... we are not all paper figures made by you, right? I heard that the space we are in has been destroyed... This shouldn't be your virtual world."

Ye Changjian said: "What are you thinking? With so many paper figurines, I will lose my mana until I die!" He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said out of breath, "My mother, the baby is exhausted. "

He picked up the white porcelain bowl and sprinkled the blood on the paper boy with the horoscope of Qin Yuan's birthday written on it.

slam-la-

The sound of the shaking of the pieces of paper was endless, and within a moment, the paper figurine suddenly grew to 1.8 meters tall, its body gradually plumped up, its facial features appeared, and its handsome face was revealed.

"Qin Yuan" smiled and called him, "wife."

"..."

A few strange and scorching gazes shot straight at Ye Changjian's back like needles.

Li Junjie said in a low voice: "Is Professor Jiang's head green? Is the vice principal's head green?"

Tang Xiaofang said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to be such a great grandfather..."

Bu Qiufeng pretended to be sad, and said: "Be on guard against everything, it's hard to guard against family thieves."

Zhou Qiyu said: "I have heard it before that no one can enter the eyes of the Goddess of the Three Realms, except Emperor Ziwei, who has a strong character."

Jiang Lingwan silently raised his head to look at Ye Changjian, the suspicion gradually deepened in his eyes.

……

Ye Changjian shook his legs vigorously, but he couldn't shake off Tang Xiaohu who was holding onto his trousers.He looked down at the cute white tiger and asked, "Are you childish?"

The substitute used Tang Jiangli's blood, so Tang Jiangli's memory remained.After receiving Ye Changjian's warning, Tang Jiangli let out a "meow" and ordered the substitute to leave.

"Qin Yuan" put away her laughing expression, and returned to her inhuman and indifferent appearance, turned around and walked to the window, and lifted the glass cover of the sugar figurine.

The moment it touched the air, the stars gathered in the sky and hit the sugar man. The golden dragon swung its tail and the dragon groaned, and it came alive immediately!

"Qinyuan" goes away from the dragon, and goes straight to the sky with thousands of points of light.

Ye Changjian cleared his throat, turned around and said to the crowd: "I'll cleanse my mother. She has nothing to do with Ziwei. Any tricks are rumors spread by Xuanyuan, the gossip president. It's just because of me. When my mother's mahjong team was gambling in the sky, Ziwei blocked them from inspection by the Disciplinary Committee several times, so she especially appreciates Ziwei."