I am merciful and sweet

"Wow——" There were exclamations in the classroom.

Li Junjie handed the white jade microphone to Qin Yuan's mouth, and said with burning eyes: "Excuse me, do you really feel happy after installing this 13?"

Bu Qiufeng said: "How does it feel to be looked up to by everyone?"

Qin Yuan said calmly: "Generally, I'm used to it."

Bu Qiufeng and Li Junjie were choked by him, and their words froze for a while, before uttering a word: "Damn!"

Feng Huang landed on Qin Yuan's shoulders, bent his graceful white neck, and caressed his cheek affectionately.

At this moment, the soft light in the room is bursting, making the ears and eyes bright, and the purple air is coming from the east outside the window, and auspicious clouds are forming.

A cute auspicious beast with the head of a sheep and the body of a lion comes leisurely from the sky on a cotton candy-like blessing cloud.

Tang Xiaofang was speechless, and asked, "Is this Truth Listening or Bai Ze?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "Di Ting is a divine animal of Western religion. It was originally a white dog. Because it traveled and practiced in the world with the incarnation of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, it was enshrined in the temple by Buddhist disciples after death and enjoyed incense.

Bai Ze is a mythical beast born and raised in China.Both Di Ting and Bai Ze can understand everything and discern people's hearts.But Bai Ze can speak human language.In the past, when Xuanyuan was on the coast of Bohai Sea, he had to meet Bai Ze.According to his dictation, he wrote a "Bai Ze Tu" which collected [-] kinds of spirits and ghosts in the world, and recorded the method of exorcising evil spirits. "

The white beast descended slowly in front of Yin Ning, saying: "One of the six imperial guards is missing, and the Sanqing is furious. If you don't return to your throne, you will be punished by heaven."

Yin Ning was taken aback.

Tang Xiaofang, who was sitting beside him, asked, "What do you mean?"

Bu Qiufeng in the front row said: "Bai Ze can know the past and foresee the future. This is the prophecy it gave us."

Yin Ning asked it, "Which emperor is missing among the six emperors?"

Bai Ze said: "Don't say it...don't say it." It rubbed Yin Ning's little hand, and then left on the auspicious cloud.

"Dingling bell——" the get out of class bell rang.

The students stood up and bowed to Jiang Lingwan: "Goodbye, teacher."

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "Go back and practice the summoning spell more diligently. get out of class is over." He put away the textbook and walked to the back seat, stopped in front of Yin Ning, and asked, "What did Bai Ze say to you just now?"

Tang Xiaofang's eyes widened, and he shouted puzzledly: "Professor Jiang, why are you deaf at such a young age?"

Jiang Lingwan frowned.

Qin Yuan then said, "Bai Ze wishes our four schools a successful start in the competition for hegemony."

Tang Xiaofang was about to refute, but Bu Qiufeng stepped on him severely.

"Oh, I'm going!" He bent over and hugged his left foot, hopping around on one foot, grinning in pain.

Qin Yuan took Jiang Lingwan by his arms, walked out of the classroom with him, and walked away.

Tang Xiaofang asked strangely: "Why didn't you tell the truth?"

Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes at him, "Xiaoyuanzi doesn't want to tell him, so there is a reason why he can't tell him. Why are you so many?"

Nan Guimeng traced her eyebrows to the mirror, and said leisurely: "Bai Ze's words are only spoken to the human race and the immortal race. Jiang Lingwan is a ghost, so of course I can't hear what it says."

Tang Xiaofang stared at Nan Guimeng who was at the same table with Yan Qiuchen, and asked suspiciously, "Why don't you go to Yaoxiu class?"

Li Junjie interjected: "Let me translate the meaning of his words. Are you interested in Yan Qiuchen? Do you want to cuckold my elder brother?" He took out the white jade microphone, cleared his throat and sang: "Of course I choose to forgive him, he is a bit willful, he is coquettish and cute, he, he—"

Bu Qiufeng picked up a bag of mushrooms and vegetables and stuffed it into his mouth, and said in distaste, "Shut up, you!"

Nan Guimeng put the mirror and eyebrow pencil into the cosmetic bag, stood up and said: "Your "Ni Yan Ling He Song Dafa" is only applicable to monks of the same level as you. If you are unlucky and meet someone with profound strength than you Let's do it for ourselves." He left a meaningful sentence and walked away.

Nan Guimeng was walking towards the teaching building of Yaoxiu, and as soon as she stepped into the classroom, she saw the round Adidas happily giving Amway to the silly Baitian.

"The half-cooked cheese in this Taobao store is really delicious! They have a discount on Double 12, and I bought a few big bags to keep. Now it's winter and I'm not afraid of melting or spoiling."

Qin Yuan twisted a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, the fragrance immediately lingered on his teeth and cheeks.He nodded excitedly, raised his thumb and said, "It's delicious! It's delicious! You'll give me the Taobao link later!"

Adi tore open the snack bag and handed it to him, "Try this again. This cheese-flavored french fries is his main product, it's so old!"

The toilet seat brother in the front row turned his head and said solemnly: "Adi, if you eat it so recklessly, the sound will become a big drum of "咚咚咚——"!"

When he imitated the drum sound of "咚咚咚", he deliberately prolonged the syllables heavily, making people feel thick and strong.

Fengyunzhifeng has a lot of food, and the chefs in the cafeteria are all pig farmers. Therefore, the 70-jin skinny Banhua Adi is now a 100-jin plump beauty.

Adi glared angrily, let out a "bah", and threatened: "Back again, I will kick your cover off!"

Brother Glasses turned his head and said, "With your body, how can you kick it? Just sit down and he will break!"

The naughty students around joked: "Tsk tsk tsk, the old driver is driving, the old driver is driving!"

The hundreds-year-old girl blushed, picked up a brick-thick "English-Chinese Dictionary", and slapped them to the ground with a whirlwind "Eighteen Beats of Konghou".

"Ah! The heroine, spare your life! The heroine, spare your life!" Brother Glasses ran away with his head in his arms, and when he fled to the door of the classroom, he suddenly felt a powerful coercion coming over him.

He couldn't help but knelt down with a "plop" and said tremblingly, "My lord, spare my life! My lord, spare my life! I'm just a little monster, don't eat me!"

Nan Guimeng glanced at him with disgust, walked around, and said mockingly: "Which Erbai would have the leisure to eat glasses?"

Qin Yuan packed her schoolbag, came to sit next to him, and humbly asked for advice: "Dare to ask Mr. Meng why these simple little monsters are so afraid of you. Could it be that you were a cannibal before?"

Nan Guimeng rolled his eyes at him, "The survival rules of the monster race are several times crueler than those of the human race. Especially those who cultivate the way of demons and immortals, their progress is much slower than that of Meiyao, and they have to prevent others from eating him. Monsters who practice immortality, in the In the eyes of others, it is a perfect tonic pill. Unless you seal your demonic veins so that no one will notice your demonic aura, otherwise...you are a piece of meat and potatoes. Naturally, I will not make it This kind of plundering of other people's cultivation does not mean that others will not."

Qin Yuan suddenly realized: "So that's the case." He said "Huh" again, and asked strangely: "Why didn't anyone come to eat me?"

Nan Guimeng satirized him, "You've already been wiped out by the ghost king, who wants to eat leftovers?"

Qin Yuan raised his orchid finger like him, winked at him, and said shyly, "Don't you want to taste my youthful and vigorous body? It's different from the taste of Mr. Tang~"

Nanguimeng raised her arm and raised the iPhone 7 in her hand.Qin Yuan took a closer look, and it turned out that the recording was on.He hurried over to grab it, but Nan Guimeng had already pressed the send button.

Room 502, Yaoxiu Apartment (8 people)

Yaoyao's little bell: 5 seconds of audio

Li Bold has become more courageous recently: shameless beast! (Severe Sanctions.jpg)

Tang Xiaofang, whose goal is to become the king of live streaming: You want to seduce my sister-in-law, have you asked my elder brother for his opinion?

Bu Qiufeng doesn't want to fight zombies: please start your bitch acting.jpg

Mengmeng's little golden sword: Tuzki carried a 40cm big knife and said, "May I cut you down?".jpg

Yuanyuan's little follower: Garfield hides in the corner and observes secretly.jpg

Yuanyuan's little follower: Of course I choose to forgive him. Wearing a cuckold.jpg

Jiangjiang's Little Golden Dragon: My concubine, I only have you in my heart... Erkang!

Yuanyuan's little follower: Little Swallow covered her ears, "I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Jiangjiang's little golden dragon: My concubine, don't make trouble for no reason.

Yuanyuan's little follower: Who is it that is ruthless and unreasonable?The little swallow roars.jpg

Jiangjiang's Little Golden Dragon: Of course I'm the one who makes trouble without reason!Ma Jingtao Roaring.jpg

Bu Qiufeng doesn't want to hit zombies: dog abuse!Kick over the dog food.jpg

Tang Xiaofang, whose goal is to become the king of live streaming: Show your love and get lost!Ma Jingtao's tears flow.jpg

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"Dinglingling——" the class bell rang.

The yawning Mo Yigui, with two thick dark circles on his face, walked slowly into the classroom listlessly, like a withered old man.

Brother Glasses took the lead and stood up, and shouted angrily, "Hello, teacher."

"Hello, students." Mo Yigui motioned for everyone to sit down listlessly, and said, "Today we are studying——meditation. This spell will test your patience and concentration. From now on, no one can speak, Can't move." As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a pillow with a cartoon snake printed on it from behind, put it on the table, and fell asleep with his head resting.

Three crows flew across the sky: ah, ah, ah——

The students looked at each other.

Xiao Zhuozi turned his head and asked, "Master, why didn't he move while sleeping? Did he pass away?"

Adi slapped him on the back of the head, "Ji you! If the teacher dies, he will become a fairy!"

The toilet seat is a top student in class one of demon cultivators.He adjusted his glasses with his middle finger and said, "Teacher, he—"

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened attentively.

The toilet seat slowly said: "Hibernate!"

"Kuu—" Everyone fell down on the desks.

Since the competition for the hegemony among the four schools is imminent, Qin Yuan and the others cannot go back to the dormitory to rest after school.They also had to accept the seven-day special training given to them by Professor Yu Feiyuan.

Regardless of wind and rain, thunder and lightning, they can always be seen on the playground.

Professor Yu Feiyuan was wearing tight sportswear and with a whistle in his mouth, urging them to run with two hundred catties of stones tied to their calves.Especially Li Junjie, not only has to run with heavy loads, but also has to speak and practice his voice.

Yu Feiyuan said ruthlessly: "The martial arts competition is a contest of life and death. If you are weak and unable to sing, then you can only sleep on the competition stage forever!"

The torrential rain and the cold wind cut their faces, soaking their thin sweaters.

Li Junjie wiped the rain off his face, and sang in grief and indignation: "What should I do when it's raining, I miss you so much. I dare not call you, I can't find the reason... What kind of rain! What kind of night! What kind of night can I let you I miss you even more! How heavy the rain must be! How dark the sky must be to be able to have your thoughtfulness!"

As the singing fell, thousands of points of light condensed, soaring straight up into the sky, splitting layers of clouds!

The clouds disperse and the rain disappears, and the golden glow is dazzling.

A round of scorching sun like fire.