I am merciful and sweet

"Damn!" Bu Qiu was so angry that he threw the manual on the ground.

Chen Tangtang approached, bent down to pick it up, threw it into the trash can beside him, and said, "Visit in a civilized way, don't leave paper scraps."

Bu Qiufeng asked with a bad look: "Who is pretending to be a prank?"

Qin Yuan said: "Who else can it be. Of course it is the owner of Wuhou Temple."

As soon as his words fell, bursts of open-minded laughter came from all directions in the void.The solemn idol seemed to move.

"Several little friends, visiting late at night, I don't know what to do?"

I can only hear his voice, but not see his people.

Tang Xiaofang poked Qin Yuan's arm, "Hurry up and summon your Zhuge Wuhou! Let's have a century-old confrontation between the genuine version and the high imitation!"

Qin Yuan said: "You also know it's a high imitation. How can a high imitation beat the genuine one?"

Chen Tangtang gave a salute to the statue of Zhuge Kongming, and said: "We took the liberty to bother Mr. Zhuge. There is a reason for the incident. I hope Mr. Haihan. The purpose of coming here this time is to take away the relics left by the deceased in the temple."

The voice of the void said: "The masters of the Seven Swords of the King of Yue are all unrivaled heroes, with open minds and arrogance. Those with unrighteous intentions cannot be controlled. If you can pass the examination, I will offer the treasure with both hands."

Bu Qiufeng said: "Let the horse come here!"

The person hiding in the dark chanted loudly, "Life and death open eight gates, which can stop thousands of troops. The old country lives in dreams, and only the soul of Shu Han remains."

After the title of the poem was read, there were bursts of mysterious light, shining brightly in the night sky.Eight bronze gates with lion heads descended from the sky, surrounding them.

The voice of the void said: "Everyone, please."

In front of Qin Yuan and the others is the real Zhuge Eight Gate Formation, unpredictable and capable of stopping thousands of troops.

Tang Xiaofang didn't take it seriously, "There are exactly eight of us here, let's each choose a door to go!" He was about to step up, but there was a simple and simple Tang knife with complicated patterns in front of him.

Yan Qiuchen said: "Together."

Tang Xiaofang shouted in dissatisfaction: "I don't want to go with you dumb dumb!"

Bu Qiufeng said: "Since there are eight people coming, of course eight people should go. If you want to live together, you must die together!"

Qin Yuan said "Bah, bah, bah" three times, "Young words are not taboo, good luck!"

Li Junjie held onto Tang Xiaofang's arm firmly, and said with a firm expression, "We will take care of each other with sincerity, good fortune and misfortune depend on each other, and we share life and death!"

Tang Xiaofang said helplessly: "Bold, stop shaking. You shake so much that I want to pee!"

The shivering Li Junjie jumped onto his back, hooked his neck, and said without tears: "Isn't this fear!"

Chen Tangtang analyzed: "It's the end of November, and the holidays are busy in winter..."

Tang Xiaofang interrupted her and said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry about closing the door, the door is going to be born, let's just do the opposite and go to the door of death!"

Qin Yuan gave him a thumbs up, "Fang Aiqing, this plan really wins my heart."

Nan Guimeng smiled, "It's not bad to live to death."

Yan Qiuchen leads the way, Nanguimeng is behind, and Qin Yuanhu is in the middle.The eight-member team marched towards the bronze gate with the word "death" written on it.

As soon as Fang stepped in, he was greeted by several dazzling spotlights.Qin Yuan stretched out her hand to cover her eyes, put it down after getting used to it, and looked around her surroundings.This is a hip-hop stage.In the center stood a beautiful girl with big breasts in a red leather jacket.

With a microphone in her hand, she said with a sweet smile, "Young heroes, welcome to Zhuge Bamen Formation. I am the host of this game——Xiao Qiao. This game is sponsored and broadcast by the Sun Liu Alliance. There are eight checkpoints, and the contestants must pass each level before they can get the final mission prize——the sword of evil.”

Tang Xiaofang and Bu Qiufeng are eager to try.

Tang Xiaofang rolled up his sleeves and said proudly: "Old Tie, don't fight me! I just got a diamond some time ago!"

Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes at him: "I am already the Supreme King."

Xiao Qiao showed them a sweet smile, "I'm very sorry. This competition is not the glory of the king."

"You didn't say it earlier!" The two retreated.

Xiao Qiao said: "The first level is the tongue twister. May I ask which young hero is willing to fight?"

At that moment, all the southern young heroes here once again remembered the fear of being dominated by "black chemical fertilizers turn gray, and gray fertilizers turn black".Qin Yuan was timid, and took a step back silently.Even Yan Qiuchen, who always took the lead, showed embarrassment.

Tang Xiaofang stood up arrogantly and said, "Being fluent in Mandarin is the basic element of becoming a host!"

He smiled brightly at Xiao Qiao, "Old girl, let's write a question!"

Xiao Qiao said: "Please recite the following excerpts from the Internet emotionally in Sichuan dialect."

A 70-inch LCD screen slowly rose in the center of the stage, and a paragraph of text jumped out.

"Lahuo just pull Huo, don't criticize too much,

Bye bye, bye bye, don't criticize Cersei.

People live in their twenties, all rely on understanding,

The food base is sharp, and the fight is sideways. "

Tang Xiaofang, as a Suzhou man who lives in the Northeast, said:? ? ?

He scratched his hair, "Old girl, can we take the Putonghua test? It's like eight hundred pacesetters rushing to the North Slope!"

Xiao Qiao kept a professional smile and snapped her fingers, "Music!"

The lights on the stage were shining brightly, hitting the slender waist of Xiao Qiao with colorful lights.She covered her mouth and played a bi-box.

"Move every time, every time—"

"I heard that Yin Ning was going to Sichuan to eat hot pot. Grandpa Yin Ning told Yin Ning to take morphine when she went out. Yin Ning didn't eat morphine. Yin Gong told Yin Ning to eat morphine. Yin Ning dropped morphine. Yin was so angry that Mr. Yin bought 44 boxes of morphine for Yin Ning..."

"Yoyo, youngman! Hey, come with me! Grandpa Yin Ning told Yin Ning to take Modformin when she went out..."

At the end of a fast-paced rap, Xiao Qiao straightened her tousled hair and smiled, "Please follow our beat and repeat the tongue twister I just said."

Tang Xiaofang: ...

The seven people turned their heads in unison to look at the innocent Yin Ning.Tang Xiaofang asked with a broken expression, "Why did you drop the methine?"

Yin Ning explained: "It's not morphine, it's rat poison. My grandfather has dementia and thought it was a milk tablet, so he was about to eat it..."

Everyone put their hands on Tang Xiaofang's shoulders, "Brother, it's up to you!"

Tang Xiaofang rolled up his sleeves and walked to the stage, "Today, I will block the dignity of my host!"

Without mercy, he took the microphone from Xiao Qiao's hand, looked at the audience with piercing eyes and said, "Listenmyfreestyle!"

The fifty-fifty sailors in the audience raised their arms and cheered, "Tang Xiaofang, Tang Xiaofang, Tang Xiaofang!"

"music!"

Move and beat, move and beat——

"I heard that Yin Ning was going to Sichuan to eat hot pot. Grandpa Yin Ning told Yin Ning to take morphine when she went out. Yin Ning didn't eat morphine. Yin Gong told Yin Ning to eat morphine. Yin Ning dropped morphine. Yin was so angry that Mr. Yin bought 44 boxes of morphine for Yin Ning..."

The appearance of the Down Brothers is one in a million.Tang Xiuyao is handsome and handsome, and Tang Xiaofang is handsome and sunny.He stood on the stage, sang hip-hop ditties, raised his hands, and was full of confidence.He shines like a rock star.

At the end of the song, Tang Xiaofang made a handsome shooting gesture to Heiye, "Bang!" It was like hitting everyone's hearts.

Several girls clutched their chests and passed out.

"Tang Xiaofang, Tang Xiaofang, Tang Xiaofang!"

Full applause!

Xiao Qiao took out another microphone from behind, and smiled politely: "Congratulations, you have passed the first level. Please continue to move forward."

The hip-hop stage disappeared, and a bronze door with the word "shock" appeared.

Qin Yuan said: "It seems that no matter which door we choose, as long as eight people walk together, we have to go through all the doors." He opened the bronze door as he spoke, and what he saw was a cartoon paradise full of innocence.

Xiao Qiao, dressed as a bunny girl, has a hot body and a sexy face.She held up the microphone and said with a smile: "Welcome young heroes to the second level. The assessment this time is - to catch the wall cat."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Qin Yuan quietly took out her mobile phone from behind, quickly opened the Baidu browser, entered "catch the wall cat", and three words popped up - hide and seek.

Knowing it well, he stuffed his phone back into his pocket, brushed aside the crowd, and volunteered, "I'll do this one!"

Xiao Qiao smiled at him and snapped his fingers towards the void.

Immediately, thousands of monkeys wearing purple gold crowns, wearing gold armor and walking on cloud shoes poured out from the corner.They scratched their heads, and "Keke" laughed.

Xiao Qiao smiled slowly: "Please find the real Monkey King among these 91 monkeys."

Qin Yuan: "Yes...it's poisonous."

The rest of them put their hands on his shoulders and said in unison: "Brother, hold on!"

Qin Yuan took out a black and white Tai Chi gown from the pocket of "Great Shift in the Universe", only to see that its lotus was flowing, and there was a hidden Buddhist seal of the swastika of the Western religion.

A combination of East and West, neither fish nor fowl, but unusually solemn.

Qin Yuan said: "This dress was a gift given to me by Patriarch Zhunti in the past when he came to Dongtu to participate in the Buddhist and Taoist exchange meeting. It has been a thousand years since that farewell. Over the years, I have been thinking about people when I see things. I don't know how this real person who preaches and teaches is doing?"

Nan Guimeng said: "Patriarch Zhunti, peaches and plums are all over the world, and holy names are all over the capital."

Among the hundreds of majestic monkey kings, there was only one who silently shed tears.

Qin Yuan and Nan Gui Meng looked at each other and smiled.He stepped forward, bowed to the Monkey King, and said, "Great Sage."

The weeping monkey king said: "It has been a thousand years since I parted from Lingtai Fangcun Mountain. I made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, learned scriptures from the west, and killed demons and demons. Opportunities reciprocate."

Qin Yuan said: "For Patriarch Zhunti, the best reward is that you can prove the Dao. This dress is given to you."

Sun Wukong took it carefully and said sincerely, "Thank you."

The monkeys and grandchildren dispersed like smoke.

Nan Guimeng said: "I don't know who the master of the Eight Gates Formation is, who actually invited the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Li Junjie asked puzzledly: "Isn't it Zhuge's military advisor?"

Nan Guimeng asked him back, "If he is really Zhuge Kongming, why is he hiding it and not coming to see each other?"

Xiao Qiao smiled and said, "Congratulations everyone, please go to the next door."

The cartoon paradise disappeared, and a bronze door with the word "hurt" appeared in front of them.

Tang Xiaofang pushed the door open and entered, the smell of food was savory.This is a kitchen in full swing.The well-built chefs are methodically chopping vegetables, cooking them, and putting them on plates.

Fine wine, chicken, duck, fish and crab, all kinds of delicacies, all on a rectangular dining table covered with a clean white tablecloth.

Xiao Qiao, dressed as a chef, appeared out of thin air.She held up the microphone and said, "There is a folk proverb that wine is poison that pierces the intestines, sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Money is a tiger that descends from the mountain, and anger is the root of disaster. This test will test your endurance."

The smell of meat kept wafting into everyone's noses.

"Grumble~"

Their stomachs sang empty city tricks unsatisfactorily.

Li Junjie drooled and said: "You can see it, but you can't eat it. This is not only a test of endurance, but also a test of human nature!"

Chen Tangtang took a step forward and said, "Let me do it." She is a tree demon who drinks the wind and absorbs the dew, has no lust for words, and does not eat the fireworks of the world. She is the most suitable person to face this level.

Nan Guimeng frowned, "I'm afraid it's not that simple."

Sure enough, Xiao Qiao lifted the lid of the pot and said with a smile, "Please eat them up."

The green onion floats on the top, the pink and tender meat sticks sink below, and the soup is delicious.This is a bowl of authentic Fuding pork slices.

Nan Guimeng suddenly realized, "All the checkpoints are designed for specific people!"

Yin Ning said: "During the reign of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty, Zhang Xianzhong rebelled. Before he attacked Chongqing, he was stationed in a temple outside the city and forced monks to eat meat and drink alcohol. One of the eminent monks negotiated with him. If Zhang Xianzhong promised not to kill a single person after the city was broken The people in Chongqing, he drank and ate meat. After Zhang Xianzhong nodded in agreement, the monk ate the meat and drank in a big bowl. While crying, he said: "The wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart.If the world learns from me, it is like entering the way of a demon. "

Everyone looked at Chen Tangtang with expressions of unbearable expression.

Tang Xiaofang said: "Sister-in-law! Don't worry about anything but it's evil! Could it be that we can't win without that broken sword?"

Qin Yuan said: "Senior sister, if we feel reluctant, we can give up. What Xiaofang said is right, we can still win without Quexie."

Chen Tangtang said: "How can you give up halfway?" She picked up the steaming meat soup, and said solemnly and firmly: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Tao stays in the heart."

After finishing speaking, Chen Tangtang stuffed a spoonful of meat into his mouth, and unexpectedly, tears fell down.

Li Junjie said anxiously: "Senior sister, don't cry!" He fumbled for his pockets, "Which one of you brought tissues?"

Yin Ning quickly handed over a pack of cartoon tissues with "Chibi Maruko" printed on them.

Nan Guimeng frowned and wiped her tears, only to hear her slowly say: "Fuding meat slices..."

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Everyone was terrified and listened.

Chen Tangtang choked up and said, "It's really delicious!"

Qin Yuan, Tang Xiaofang, Li Junjie: Black question mark face? ? ?

Chen Tangtang finished the soup with a happy face.

The cook, Xiao Qiao, gave a "puchi" smile, "Remember, only meat and delicacies can't be let down. Congratulations everyone for clearing the level, please go to the next door."

The kitchen disappeared, and a bronze door with the word "Hugh" appeared.

Nan Guimeng said: "The three gates of death, shock, and injury we passed before are all fierce gates. Starting from Xiumen, it is Jimen. Since the fierce gate is not fierce, I am afraid that Jimen is also not. If it is a last resort, leave one person to fight , and the rest move on.”