I am merciful and sweet
Chapter 5
At the same time, the whole school broadcast sounded.
"Dirty clothes and crowds are not allowed on Fengyun Peak. Tang Xiuyao violated the moral order, Qin Yuan, Li Junjie, and Tang Xiaofang added fuel to the flames. After hearing the broadcast, the four immediately went to the Academic Affairs Office to accept punishment."
Although Tang Yue, the teaching director on the radio, tried his best to suppress his voice, he still couldn't hide his anger.
The headmaster listened attentively, and smiled, "Xiuyao is indeed Meng Lang this time. It's good to go to the meditation room to calm down."
"Yes, great grandfather." Tang Xiuyao nodded respectfully.
Qin Yuan and Li Junjie followed Tang Xiuyao to the Academic Affairs Office.He asked: "I have caused so much trouble before I officially reported it, will I be fired?"
Li Junjie said: "Don't worry, it won't be. The students of magic cultivators are not easy to use. The principal once studied in the distance of the righteous way. Do you know what he did when he came to the school on the first day?" ?"
"what?"
Li Junjie said with a smile: "He beat up the precious son of the deputy suzerain of the Tang Sect. Then, just like us, he was locked up in the meditation room and thought about it."
Qin Yuan said suspiciously: "The principal looks very steady, not such an impulsive person."
Li Junjie spoke for a moment, and said: "Just now, the person wearing the boy's mask in front of you once trampled the entire cultivation world under his feet. At that time, the Fengling Yedu of the Demon Dao had not yet merged with the Yunshuizhiyao of the Righteous Dao. Every year There was a battle between immortals and demons. The principal, as the chief disciple of Fengling Yedu, beat Yunshuizhiyao's disciples to their knees and begged for mercy. Later, because he acted too arrogantly, he was wiped out by the Zhengdao Alliance .”
Qin Yuan said: "But now he is standing here talking and laughing happily."
Li Junjie said with a smile: "Because the disaster will last for thousands of years."
"How do you know so much?" he asked.
Li Junjie said: "My family's ancestors sold news, involving both immortals and demons, family and country affairs, and trivial matters. Now the times are different, and the outside world calls us media reporters and paparazzi."
Qin Yuan thought for a while, then asked, "Mr. Li Kaitai, who are you?"
He said, "My dad."
Li Kaitai is a leader in the media industry.Yi Qinyuan asked sincerely: "Can I brazenly hug your thigh and get an autograph from the popular girl group Donut?"
Li Junjie said nonchalantly: "You can let them open a room for you to dance alone." At the end, he added, "You can only watch, not touch. We are law-abiding businessmen with good conscience."
While talking, they had already arrived at the Academic Affairs Office.
Tang Xiaofang had already been caught by Tang Yue, who grabbed his ear and yelled at him sternly: "Your brother doesn't know how to drink, yet you let him kill a box of Tuborg? Do you think it's Coke?!"
Tang Xiaofang gritted his teeth in pain, and the Northeast Dazhang's accent came out again, "Uncle, I didn't pay attention. Who (sei) knew that my brother went to the food stall for a stroll and drink. I thought he went to eat roasted kidneys! "
Qin Yuan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Director, this is none of Xiaofang's business. I took Tang Xiuyao to drink on my own initiative. If you want to punish me, punish me."
Tang Yue glared at him, "No one can escape!" He let go of his hand, and said to the young man wearing glasses, "Tang Xin, take them to the meditation room and confine them for two days. They can only be given water."
Tang Xiaofang wailed: "Uncle, you are abusing me!"
Tang Yue scolded each other angrily, "I'll give you Bigu to clear the turbid air!"
"Zhuangzi Xiaoyaoyou" records: there are gods and men living in the mountain of Miaogushe, whose skin is like ice and snow, and is as graceful as a virgin.Do not eat five grains, absorb wind and drink dew.
Bigu evolved from Gushe Immortal who "does not eat five grains".This is a health-preserving method of ancient Taoism, also known as "juegu" and "rest grain".
There are two ways of fasting. One is eating qi and fasting. As the name suggests, it is to eat air on a hunger strike, and to achieve the purpose of satiety by adjusting breathing.The second is to take medicine and bigu, instead of staple food, eat fruits and herbs rich in vitamins.
Modern people stay up late, work overtime, play games, and live without restraint, which breaks the balance of yin and yang inside, causing sub-health problems such as low immunity.Bigu can regulate body functions and eliminate the turbid qi in the internal organs, so as to achieve the effects of slimming, beautifying, beautifying, strengthening the kidney, and prolonging life.
Using the correct method to open a valley is comparable to going to a high-end beauty salon for a spa or a comprehensive health care.
After listening to Li Junjie's popular science, Qin Yuan also knew that their method of bigu is the first one.
Tang Xiaofang complained: "Let's go, old iron. Let's go eat the air for two days."
They followed Tang Xin, chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, to the meditation room.
Tang Xiuyao said coldly, "I'm sorry for bothering you."
Qin Yuan said: "I should apologize to you. I didn't understand the situation, so I made you drink."
Tang Xiaofang reached out and hooked the shoulders of the two, and said with a smile: "We are all friends, so how about being polite?"
Tang Xin walked ahead without saying a word.He led a few people around and into a dark tunnel.
In the tunnel, every ten meters, there are grooves for candles on the walls.
Qin Yuan asked: "I haven't learned bigu before, is this difficult?"
Tang Xiaofang said: "It's so easy! Look at me, take a deep breath first, and then let it out slowly. You need to take a big breath, take a big breath, take a small breath, and exhale with a small mouth."
Li Junjie's stomach suddenly felt cramped, and he kept making the sound of "cuckling".
"Breathing——" Tang Xiaofang continued to demonstrate to Qin Yuan the method of Bigu's convincing, and took a deep breath. At the same time, he heard "Puff——"
After a fart sound, a strong sour smell filled the tunnel.
Tang Xiaofang's face turned purple and blue, and he couldn't get up or down in one breath.
Li Junjie scratched his head, "I'm sorry, I seem to have a bad stomach..."
Tang Xiuyao reached out and slapped a certain acupuncture point on Tang Xiaofang's back hard, slapping him out of his breath.
Tang Xiaofang clutched his chest, looking as if he was about to faint.He wrinkled his handsome facial features and said, "Bold, how many times have I told you? I always eat old sauerkraut noodles! Look at this old sauerkraut sour fart you put. Ugh—"
The Zen room is located on the back mountain of Fengyun Peak.
The scenery of the front mountain is very beautiful, but the scenery of the back mountain is desolate.There are only pebbles and a few withered weeds along the way.On the bare mountainside, quietly stands an ancient house with black tiles and white walls.
Tang Xin took out a bunch of keys from her pants pocket, unlocked the door, and pushed it in.He made a way for them to enter one by one.
When Qin Yuan stepped into the door at last, he locked the door from the outside.
And the four of them were not the only ones in the meditation room.
A young man in a ghost convent uniform was squatting on the table, squinting and looking down at them.He has a baby face, but his eyebrows are evil, and his skin is too pale, a little gloomy.
Li Junjie shouted: "Senior, why is it you?"
The young man in front of him was the exorcist who met them last night.
The young man looked unrestrained, and snorted, "It's not because you made troubles that I failed the exam and was thrown here by the dean to meditate."
Tang Xiaofang rushed forward, punched the boy on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Old man! Long time no see!"
Tang Xiuyao said coldly: "Bu Qiufeng, after becoming a ghost, you still can't pass the entrance examination of the ghost seminary. Are you ashamed?"
Bu Qiufeng jumped down from the table neatly, and plucked his hair irritably, "My ancestors learned to summon souls hanging from the shadows, not cast corpses! These two spells are different!"
Seeing that Qin Yuan was confused, Li Junjie explained to him: "There are myriad mysteries of ghost cultivators in the world. However, the Ghost Academy at Fengyun Peak inherits two major dharma veins, one is Zhao Yin and Dao, and the other is Illusionary Dao.
Zhaoyin, Dao are related to the three souls and seven souls.
Humans have three souls: the soul of heaven, the soul of earth, and the soul of fate.After death, the soul of heaven disappears.The soul of the earth returns to the underworld to wait for reincarnation.The soul of fate stays in the world and will dissipate with time.Of course, the soul of life can also be cultivated into an independent soul, which is immortal and immortal.It's just extremely difficult, which has never been done so far.
Closer to home.There are many spells in Zhaoyin and Daoxia.
One of these spells is called lingering.It is to use spells and magic tools to summon the earth souls that belong to the underworld after death, that is, ghosts, also known as Yin soldiers.
But Bu Qiufeng's exorcising of corpses is to use spells and magic tools to drive the life soul left in the mortal world after death, and let it control the movement of the corpse.Because the soul of life will disappear with the passage of time, the dead bodies are all fresh and warm. "
The author has something to say: "Heaven and Earth Fate Three Souls" I have changed a lot in Taoism's three souls and seven spirits, and some folk witchcraft will appear in their midterm exams, so don't textual research.Not scary, the little zombies are cute.
"The soul of life is never born, never dies and never dies" will be explained later, it is not a typo~
ps: It is a very common setting to recruit ghosts and drive corpses, I hope you don't bring it into other novels.The focus of this article is not on recruiting ghosts and expelling corpses, there will be a new lineage of ghost cultivation
After counting, it's time for Xiaoshou to hang up for the first time
"Dirty clothes and crowds are not allowed on Fengyun Peak. Tang Xiuyao violated the moral order, Qin Yuan, Li Junjie, and Tang Xiaofang added fuel to the flames. After hearing the broadcast, the four immediately went to the Academic Affairs Office to accept punishment."
Although Tang Yue, the teaching director on the radio, tried his best to suppress his voice, he still couldn't hide his anger.
The headmaster listened attentively, and smiled, "Xiuyao is indeed Meng Lang this time. It's good to go to the meditation room to calm down."
"Yes, great grandfather." Tang Xiuyao nodded respectfully.
Qin Yuan and Li Junjie followed Tang Xiuyao to the Academic Affairs Office.He asked: "I have caused so much trouble before I officially reported it, will I be fired?"
Li Junjie said: "Don't worry, it won't be. The students of magic cultivators are not easy to use. The principal once studied in the distance of the righteous way. Do you know what he did when he came to the school on the first day?" ?"
"what?"
Li Junjie said with a smile: "He beat up the precious son of the deputy suzerain of the Tang Sect. Then, just like us, he was locked up in the meditation room and thought about it."
Qin Yuan said suspiciously: "The principal looks very steady, not such an impulsive person."
Li Junjie spoke for a moment, and said: "Just now, the person wearing the boy's mask in front of you once trampled the entire cultivation world under his feet. At that time, the Fengling Yedu of the Demon Dao had not yet merged with the Yunshuizhiyao of the Righteous Dao. Every year There was a battle between immortals and demons. The principal, as the chief disciple of Fengling Yedu, beat Yunshuizhiyao's disciples to their knees and begged for mercy. Later, because he acted too arrogantly, he was wiped out by the Zhengdao Alliance .”
Qin Yuan said: "But now he is standing here talking and laughing happily."
Li Junjie said with a smile: "Because the disaster will last for thousands of years."
"How do you know so much?" he asked.
Li Junjie said: "My family's ancestors sold news, involving both immortals and demons, family and country affairs, and trivial matters. Now the times are different, and the outside world calls us media reporters and paparazzi."
Qin Yuan thought for a while, then asked, "Mr. Li Kaitai, who are you?"
He said, "My dad."
Li Kaitai is a leader in the media industry.Yi Qinyuan asked sincerely: "Can I brazenly hug your thigh and get an autograph from the popular girl group Donut?"
Li Junjie said nonchalantly: "You can let them open a room for you to dance alone." At the end, he added, "You can only watch, not touch. We are law-abiding businessmen with good conscience."
While talking, they had already arrived at the Academic Affairs Office.
Tang Xiaofang had already been caught by Tang Yue, who grabbed his ear and yelled at him sternly: "Your brother doesn't know how to drink, yet you let him kill a box of Tuborg? Do you think it's Coke?!"
Tang Xiaofang gritted his teeth in pain, and the Northeast Dazhang's accent came out again, "Uncle, I didn't pay attention. Who (sei) knew that my brother went to the food stall for a stroll and drink. I thought he went to eat roasted kidneys! "
Qin Yuan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Director, this is none of Xiaofang's business. I took Tang Xiuyao to drink on my own initiative. If you want to punish me, punish me."
Tang Yue glared at him, "No one can escape!" He let go of his hand, and said to the young man wearing glasses, "Tang Xin, take them to the meditation room and confine them for two days. They can only be given water."
Tang Xiaofang wailed: "Uncle, you are abusing me!"
Tang Yue scolded each other angrily, "I'll give you Bigu to clear the turbid air!"
"Zhuangzi Xiaoyaoyou" records: there are gods and men living in the mountain of Miaogushe, whose skin is like ice and snow, and is as graceful as a virgin.Do not eat five grains, absorb wind and drink dew.
Bigu evolved from Gushe Immortal who "does not eat five grains".This is a health-preserving method of ancient Taoism, also known as "juegu" and "rest grain".
There are two ways of fasting. One is eating qi and fasting. As the name suggests, it is to eat air on a hunger strike, and to achieve the purpose of satiety by adjusting breathing.The second is to take medicine and bigu, instead of staple food, eat fruits and herbs rich in vitamins.
Modern people stay up late, work overtime, play games, and live without restraint, which breaks the balance of yin and yang inside, causing sub-health problems such as low immunity.Bigu can regulate body functions and eliminate the turbid qi in the internal organs, so as to achieve the effects of slimming, beautifying, beautifying, strengthening the kidney, and prolonging life.
Using the correct method to open a valley is comparable to going to a high-end beauty salon for a spa or a comprehensive health care.
After listening to Li Junjie's popular science, Qin Yuan also knew that their method of bigu is the first one.
Tang Xiaofang complained: "Let's go, old iron. Let's go eat the air for two days."
They followed Tang Xin, chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, to the meditation room.
Tang Xiuyao said coldly, "I'm sorry for bothering you."
Qin Yuan said: "I should apologize to you. I didn't understand the situation, so I made you drink."
Tang Xiaofang reached out and hooked the shoulders of the two, and said with a smile: "We are all friends, so how about being polite?"
Tang Xin walked ahead without saying a word.He led a few people around and into a dark tunnel.
In the tunnel, every ten meters, there are grooves for candles on the walls.
Qin Yuan asked: "I haven't learned bigu before, is this difficult?"
Tang Xiaofang said: "It's so easy! Look at me, take a deep breath first, and then let it out slowly. You need to take a big breath, take a big breath, take a small breath, and exhale with a small mouth."
Li Junjie's stomach suddenly felt cramped, and he kept making the sound of "cuckling".
"Breathing——" Tang Xiaofang continued to demonstrate to Qin Yuan the method of Bigu's convincing, and took a deep breath. At the same time, he heard "Puff——"
After a fart sound, a strong sour smell filled the tunnel.
Tang Xiaofang's face turned purple and blue, and he couldn't get up or down in one breath.
Li Junjie scratched his head, "I'm sorry, I seem to have a bad stomach..."
Tang Xiuyao reached out and slapped a certain acupuncture point on Tang Xiaofang's back hard, slapping him out of his breath.
Tang Xiaofang clutched his chest, looking as if he was about to faint.He wrinkled his handsome facial features and said, "Bold, how many times have I told you? I always eat old sauerkraut noodles! Look at this old sauerkraut sour fart you put. Ugh—"
The Zen room is located on the back mountain of Fengyun Peak.
The scenery of the front mountain is very beautiful, but the scenery of the back mountain is desolate.There are only pebbles and a few withered weeds along the way.On the bare mountainside, quietly stands an ancient house with black tiles and white walls.
Tang Xin took out a bunch of keys from her pants pocket, unlocked the door, and pushed it in.He made a way for them to enter one by one.
When Qin Yuan stepped into the door at last, he locked the door from the outside.
And the four of them were not the only ones in the meditation room.
A young man in a ghost convent uniform was squatting on the table, squinting and looking down at them.He has a baby face, but his eyebrows are evil, and his skin is too pale, a little gloomy.
Li Junjie shouted: "Senior, why is it you?"
The young man in front of him was the exorcist who met them last night.
The young man looked unrestrained, and snorted, "It's not because you made troubles that I failed the exam and was thrown here by the dean to meditate."
Tang Xiaofang rushed forward, punched the boy on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Old man! Long time no see!"
Tang Xiuyao said coldly: "Bu Qiufeng, after becoming a ghost, you still can't pass the entrance examination of the ghost seminary. Are you ashamed?"
Bu Qiufeng jumped down from the table neatly, and plucked his hair irritably, "My ancestors learned to summon souls hanging from the shadows, not cast corpses! These two spells are different!"
Seeing that Qin Yuan was confused, Li Junjie explained to him: "There are myriad mysteries of ghost cultivators in the world. However, the Ghost Academy at Fengyun Peak inherits two major dharma veins, one is Zhao Yin and Dao, and the other is Illusionary Dao.
Zhaoyin, Dao are related to the three souls and seven souls.
Humans have three souls: the soul of heaven, the soul of earth, and the soul of fate.After death, the soul of heaven disappears.The soul of the earth returns to the underworld to wait for reincarnation.The soul of fate stays in the world and will dissipate with time.Of course, the soul of life can also be cultivated into an independent soul, which is immortal and immortal.It's just extremely difficult, which has never been done so far.
Closer to home.There are many spells in Zhaoyin and Daoxia.
One of these spells is called lingering.It is to use spells and magic tools to summon the earth souls that belong to the underworld after death, that is, ghosts, also known as Yin soldiers.
But Bu Qiufeng's exorcising of corpses is to use spells and magic tools to drive the life soul left in the mortal world after death, and let it control the movement of the corpse.Because the soul of life will disappear with the passage of time, the dead bodies are all fresh and warm. "
The author has something to say: "Heaven and Earth Fate Three Souls" I have changed a lot in Taoism's three souls and seven spirits, and some folk witchcraft will appear in their midterm exams, so don't textual research.Not scary, the little zombies are cute.
"The soul of life is never born, never dies and never dies" will be explained later, it is not a typo~
ps: It is a very common setting to recruit ghosts and drive corpses, I hope you don't bring it into other novels.The focus of this article is not on recruiting ghosts and expelling corpses, there will be a new lineage of ghost cultivation
After counting, it's time for Xiaoshou to hang up for the first time
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