I am merciful and sweet
Chapter 48
This is already the second time I heard the name "Tang Taotao".Occupying No.2 in the school's power list all the year round, approaching Yun Yifan, the son of the Yun family, and being able to learn from the Taoist ancestor, what is so sacred?
Qin Yuan asked: "Who is Tang Taotao?"
Li Junjie said: "It's just—" He was about to answer, when he heard a scolding,
"Smelly rascal! Auntie's one move kills me with Cloud Piercer!"
"Oh, please forgive me!"
Everyone followed the sound, and saw that in the aisle where the No. 3 and No. 2 cars intersected, a savage Danzong female student grabbed a ghost cultivator male student and beat him up.
Li Junjie is not tall, and because of the surging heads, he couldn't see clearly the appearance of the beaten person for a while.So I stood on the seat, looked around, and saw clearly that the student who was running around and begging for mercy, "Don't slap your face, don't slap your face!" is exactly——
The female student turned the boy around like a spinning top, stretched out her foot and kicked his ass, kicked him into the No. 2 car, and glared at each other: "Tang Xiaofang, you use the next trick to harass Mu Zhao, Okay, my aunt kicked your balls! Let you be the first eunuch in New China!"
After she finished speaking, her almond eyes widened, and she shouted to the crowd: "What are you looking at? I haven't seen Guan Gong fighting Zhu Bajie!"
Everyone was frightened by her pungent aura like a hot pepper, and scattered like birds and beasts.
Qin Yuan approached the trembling Tang Xiaofang, squatted down, poked his bird's nest head, and asked softly: "Student Tang Xiaofang, what kind of moth did you fix?"
The voice was so familiar and intimate.Tang Xiaofang raised his pig-headed face with a crooked nose and slanted mouth, and said excitedly, "I took a picture of Mu Zhao's back!"
Qin Yuan: "..."
"Oh, good man, spare your life! Good man, spare your life!"
"Don't slap your face, don't slap your face!"
The always good-tempered Qin Yuan couldn't help but beat up the two hundred and five.
Perhaps it was because Tang Xiaofang's screams were too shrill, and Chen Tangtang, who couldn't bear it anymore, turned to Qin Yuan and said, "He has lived outside since he was a child, and he doesn't know anything about men and women. You can talk to him carefully."
Li Junjie chimed in: "That's right, that's right! Xiaofang has lived with rough guys since she was a child, so she doesn't know how to chase girls."
Tang Xiaofang grinned in pain, but still raised his head and smiled at Chen Tangtang, "Sister-in-law, I have thick skin, so it doesn't hurt!"
Qin Yuan took a look, she seemed to be a bit heavy on herself.But Tang Xiaofang remembers eating but not beating, if he doesn't mention him, he might do something that ruins the girl's reputation.With this in mind, he pulled Tang Xiaofang up and let him sit down.Sitting down by him, I asked, "Who gave you such a bad idea? Is it a dirty word to confess your love in public, or you follow someone to take a sneak shot?"
Tang Xiaofang rubbed his head, handed him the phone, and after sliding to unlock it, the chat information in the fan group was displayed.
Qin Fang Support Club
Qin Fang, who is inspired to become the king of the live broadcast: Fairy sisters, I humbly ask for advice, what should I do if I want to chase a girl who is glamorous and arrogant?Quite urgent, wait online.
Unreliable means unreliable: Panda shouting (Don’t fall in love, go to QJ. There is not so much time in life for you to play your inner drama, if you love her, go for it. If you like her, then QJ. What’s the use of confessing, or you will refuse. Can’t chase after her When it arrives, it’s grass, if it’s not grass, it’s drugged. If you turn your face, you’ll post a fruit photo. At worst, you’ll go to jail. You don’t even dare to sit in prison, and dare to say you love her).jpg
After reading the news, Qin Yuan raised her volume and shouted, "I'm fucking—"
"Hey, brother Yuan, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" Seeing that Qin Yuan was about to hit Tang Xiaofang again, Li Junjie hurriedly hugged his raised arm, trying to persuade him: "Impulse is the devil!"
Tang Xiaofang hugged his head and waited for a while, but he didn't see the fist coming down, so he raised his eyes quietly.
Qin Yuan smiled.
Tang Xiaofang's hairs stood on end from laughing.
Qin Yuan rubbed her forehead, the veins on her temples throbbed non-stop.After a while, he said to Tang Xiaofang earnestly: "Be gentle, considerate, and polite to girls. Which normal girl would like a tram idiot? You don't have Stockholm Syndrome! If you weren't my friend, I would have smashed him with a hammer. Your chest is broken!"
Tang Xiaofang looked sad, and said sadly: "But I really like her, I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, and I want to have many babies with her."
Li Junjie asked: "You won't say that to Mu Zhao, will you?"
Tang Xiaofang nodded frankly, "I said I want to have a baby with you."
It is really Tang Xiao's way of confession that is so simple that it will cause ambiguity.
Li Junjie rolled his eyes at him, "Why didn't Mu Zhao kill you?"
Tang Xiaofang pointed to the bruise on his face, "I was beaten by her sister."
Qin Yuan put her hands on his shoulders, tried her best not to get angry, looked straight at him with sharp eyes, and said, "Respect, you have to respect her, understand? Unless it's M, no one will like this!"
Tang Xiaofang asked: "What is M?"
Li Junjie said: "Your brother and Mengguan are like this."
Tang Xiaofang said aggrievedly: "My brother says he likes it. Tell her bluntly that he wants her to be the daughter-in-law of the Tang family! If you don't agree, lock her up. I told her that I want to have a baby with her, what's wrong?"
Qin Yuan asked: "Is your Tang Sect a bunch of bandits? If you see it, grab it!"
Aggrieved, Tang Xiaofang looked around for off-site rescue.The eavesdropping ears that were pricked up around immediately shrank back, expressing that they would not go into the muddy water.
Tang Xiaofang saw the pretty figure in the front seat and said, "My eldest sister and sister-in-law are like this too. The first time my eldest sister saw her sister-in-law, she hugged her and gnawed on her."
Chen Tangtang said calmly: "Your sister and I knew each other in the previous life. She kissed me, and I am willing."
Qin Yuan said angrily: "Did you hear that? Your brother and your sister's situation is different from yours! If you like me, it's a good deal at best. If you dare to do stupid things to the girl, I will be the first to kill my relatives!"
Tang Xiaofang, who was taught to be a man by his relatives and friends before leaving the school, hugged Li Junjie, lay on his back and wept.
Li Junjie said in a low voice: "Brother Fang, you are so fierce."
Qin Yuan said: "A matter of principle cannot be compromised!"
Li Junjie patted the back of Tang Xiaofang's hand and sang heartily:
"Tears of the North Star, your red eyes from crying
The wet promise drowned in my heart
I look up and see love
When the right person can't wait for the right time
The moment you let go of your hands"
The vibrato of the male singer was imitated vividly.
Tang Xiaofang's crying subsided and gradually stopped.
Li Junjie asked strangely: "Why don't you cry?"
Tang Xiaofang said honestly: "After listening to your song, I suddenly don't want to cry anymore. I still feel a little happy in my heart."
"Stupid?" Li Junjie touched his forehead and said, "You don't have a fever?"
Qin Yuan suddenly had a bold guess in his heart, and asked Li Junjie, "Have you ever sung before?"
Li Junjie said: "No."
Qin Yuan said: "You may have a talent called Nei Yan Ling. As the name suggests, you can express what you want to do in a contradictory way, and it will be realized."
Li Junjie's eyes were bright, and he sang:
"I don't want I don't want to grow taller,
After growing taller, there will be no flowers in the world.
I don't want I don't want to grow taller,
I'd rather be dumb and stupid forever. "
After singing, he quietly waited for the change. 1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed... 10 minutes passed.
Qin Yuan coughed a few times to cover up her embarrassment, and was about to turn around, but Li Junjie grabbed her arm.The latter had a serious face, slightly sullen, and asked, "Why is it useless? Why are you still standing in front of me like a mountain? You goddamn stick!"
Qin Yuan opened her mouth and flickered, "Your profound strength is not high, so you can't be effective anytime and anywhere, it's understandable."
"Oh." He let go of the piano and sat back on his seat sullenly.Looking at the black shadow passing by outside the window, he felt emotional,
"When you step on the platform and walk alone from now on,
I can only bless you deeply.
Deepest blessings to you dearest friend,
I wish you the best of luck. "
Li Junjie has a good voice.When everyone was immersed in the inexplicable sadness of parting, they suddenly heard: creaking——
The ear-piercing sound of rail rubbing was accompanied by a huge shock force, and the students in the car stumbled and fell into a ball.
Fortunately, they are all comprehension students with excellent psychological quality, they don't hear screams and quarrels, they only help each other and care for each other.
Chen Tangtang stood up, looked around, and asked, "Are any students injured?"
"No."
The door of the No. 3 compartment opened, and Mu Zhao walked quickly, with a calm expression on his face, and asked, "What's going on?"
Chen Tangtang said, "I don't know."
The door of the inner compartment of No. 1 opened, and a boy wearing a black hat came slowly and coldly, and said in a flat tone: "Failure, let's go."
There is only one upper and lower door, and that is the middle end of the No. 2 compartment.Chen Tangtang stepped forward to look at it for a while, and said, "The outer door of the train is stuck."
"Get out of the way." The cold and flat voice was especially pleasant in the quiet car where everyone was holding their breath.
Chen Tangtang stepped aside.
Yan Qiuchen slowly raised her hand, and the golden light flashed under the black gloves.
"Fashion and gossip can be found without a trace, yin and yang are the same. Break."
The palm of the hand intersected with the car door, and the gossip totem in the palm condensed for a moment, bursting out with astonishing profound power, the car door spun several times in the air, and smashed to the ground with a loud bang.
Yan Qiuchen stepped out of the train first, turned her head and cast a cold glance at Li Junjie who was hiding in the corner, full of warning.
Li Junjie was so frightened that he immediately covered his mouth and shrank behind Qin Yuan's back.
Tang Xiaofang muttered unhappily, "Cut, pretend to be X!"
Chen Tangtang walked to the open space outside and shouted loudly: "Everyone, don't be crowded, and line up in order. Yaoxiu and Danzong come to my place, and ghost Xius gather around Yan Qiuchen."
Tang Xiaofang clung to Li Junjie, and the two were entangled like koalas.He said capriciously: "I don't want to go there, I will leave with you."
Chen Tangtang who heard this sentence cast his gaze over, and called out in a neutral tone, "Tang Xiaofang."
"Hey!" Tang Xiaofang raised his neck in response.
Chen Tangtang couldn't deny it and said: "Go back to your original team."
"Oh..." Tang Xiaofang, who was killed by righteousness, returned to Guixiu dejectedly.
Qin Yuan asked: "Why is Xiaofang hostile to Yan Qiuchen?"
Li Junjie said in a low voice: "There are three people who studied with the Taoist ancestor of the Tang family. One is Tang Taotao, so ignore it. One is Yan Qiuchen, and the other is Tang Xiuyao. Yan Qiuchen has not returned to Yan's house for a long time. The principal and Taoist ancestors regard him as a Half a son. So...you know what I mean?"
Qin Yuan got it right, "Xiao Fang is worried that Yan Qiuchen will take his brother's seat?"
Li Junjie nodded, "Especially Brother Yao has done a lot of obscene things. In the eyes of the elders of the Tang Sect, maybe he is not suitable to take over the Tang Sect."
Qin Yuan said: "Families of famous families pay the most attention to blood inheritance, so Xiaofang is too worried."
Li Junjie hesitated to speak, and finally said anxiously: "Oh, you don't understand!"
Qin Yuan blurted out: "Indeed. I don't quite understand the thoughts of you ordinary people."
Li Junjie was choked by him casually, but was unable to refute.
Before Tang Xiaofang could go far, he turned his head and said angrily, "What's the big deal! My brother is much better than him!"
Qin Yuan jokingly said, "Running naked, undressing, and singing? That's true. No one can compare to him."
Tang Xiaofang looked gloomy, restrained his emotions under Chen Tangtang's surveillance, scratched his head, and joined the team in a moment of depression.
Chen Tangtang said: "We are already approaching the Bright Moon Canyon, and we can reach our destination on foot in another hour. The mountain road is steep, everyone pay attention to your steps, don't fall behind, don't get separated."
I don't know which mountain range the Bright Moon Canyon is hiding on.Surrounded by greenery and fog along the way, listening to the tide lapping on the shore, it seems that there is a mighty force, the power of wind and thunder.
The mountain road is rugged, the cliffs are steep, and only one person can pass through the narrowest point.
Maybe there is no class during the holidays, and Adidas, who is too comfortable, has a big heart and a fat body, eats a lot of snacks, and develops horizontally.I wanted to pass through lightly, but I didn't expect to get stuck in the corridor between the two mountains.Her pretty face was flushed red, and she muttered in bits and pieces: "Breathe in, draw in your belly, and fight!"
The people inside the mountain pulled her hands, and the people outside the mountain pushed her feet. The three parties worked together, but they still failed.
Qin Yuan put her hands under her creaking nest, and seeing her keep "breathing in, pulling her belly in, struggling!", she couldn't help lowering her head and laughing non-stop, her shoulders trembling.
This angered the delicate and naive little girl, raised her head and shouted: "Yeah!"
Qin Yuan turned her head away, pursed her lips and chuckled, "Sorry, you are so cute."
Chen Tangtang, who was pushing hard outside, couldn't help laughing, coughing to hide his smile.
Adi said angrily: "Senior sister, you laugh at me too!"
Chen Tangtang said: "I'm sorry, I'm ignorant. This is the first time I've seen a stuck konghou."
This ridicule reminded the little girl, and she said a spell in her mouth, "Sailor Moon, transform!"
Dazzling golden light, shining mountains and forests.
Qin Yuan easily pulled out the harp and placed it gently on the ground.
Li Junjie was curious for a moment, squatted in front of him, and stretched out his hand to pluck the strings.
A string of ethereal and quiet notes flowed slowly. Seeing the mountains in the distance like daisy, and the water near with smoke, he was so excited that he suddenly wanted to sing a song.However, with the gas in his stomach, Qin Yuan mercilessly covered his mouth when he opened his mouth, and warned in a low voice: "Before you can master this talent proficiently, you should shut up!"
Li Junjie: "No, no, no!" (Got it!)
After all the students have passed, the four columns merge into one.Yan Qiuchen led the way, Chen Tangtang was in the middle, Mu Zhao was behind, and continued to cross the suspension bridge.
The mountains on both sides of the strait are towering into the clouds, majestic and majestic; the steep cliffs are majestic and steep;
Seeing that all the students were about to be safely escorted to the other side, a sudden change occurred.
The plank of the suspension bridge suddenly broke from the middle, and in a split second, Mu Zhao pushed all the students in front of him and beside him to the shore, while he fell into the abyss.
"Mu Zhao!" Tang Xiaofang, who had been watching the situation closely, jumped up without hesitation.
Yan Qiuchen stretched out his hand to grab it, but it was useless.He shouted to Chen Tangtang: "Sister-in-law!"
He had always been reticent, so the word "sister-in-law" meant to ask Chen Tangtang to take care of the ghost cultivator students.
"Don't act recklessly!" Chen Tangtang looked startled, but two figures jumped down together.
"Brother Yuan!" Li Junjie watched Qin Yuan jump off the cliff silently, and in desperation, he wanted to give up his life to accompany the gentleman.Unexpectedly, with a kick of his hind legs, a strong force suddenly pulled him back.
Li Junjie turned around and shouted, "What are you doing?"
Adidas glared at him and cursed: "Are you crazy? Go out and inform the teacher first!"
Li Junjie pointed to the broken suspension bridge, belatedly frightened, his voice trembling: "We...we can't get out!"
Chen Tangtang commanded calmly: "Everyone is there, and camped in place. Adi temporarily represents Mu Zhao and takes over Danzong. Xiao Zhuo and Ma Gai will replace Yan Qiuchen and protect the ghost cultivators."
"Yes!"
……
Plop!Plop!Plop——
There were three sounds, the water splashed fiercely, and four figures sank into the water.
Yan Qiuchen and Qin Yuan are from the south, and they are familiar with water, so they held their breath in advance and drowned in the river.When the sinking momentum gradually slowed down, he stretched out his hand to push the water and started to swim.
Although Tang Xiaofang is a man in the Northeast, but Fengling Yedu is adjacent to the sea, he often rides sharks in the sea with Bu Qiufeng, so he is also a little white dragon in the waves, and he is best at tossing rivers and seas.It was Mu Zhao, a native girl from the north who didn't know how to swim, and was unlucky for a landlubber.
Tang Xiaofang tried his best to pick up the drowning Mu Zhao in the rushing water and brought her ashore.
Qin Yuan and Yan Qiuchen followed behind.
Mu Zhao's face was pale, and his chest no longer rose or fell.
Tang Xiaofang stood there stunned, and suddenly burst into tears.
Qin Yuan raised her hand and patted the back of his head, cursing, "Why are you standing there? Artificial respiration!"
Tang Xiaofang was woken up with a slap, and the latter gave first aid immediately.
1 minute later.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Mu Zhao resumed his breathing, coughed violently, and spat out all the water.
A pair of beautiful eyes slowly opened, but Tang Xiaofang's pursed mouth with blue nose and swollen face came into view.
The brain has not yet reacted, but the body has already made countermeasures and dodged in time.
Tang Xiaofang plunged headlong into the sand.He spat out the sand "Bah, bah, bah", looked up and saw Mu Zhaofeng's eyes staring coldly, with hidden anger, he subconsciously pointed at Qin Yuan, and blurted out, "He told me to kiss you!"
Qin Yuan:? ? ?
Mu Zhao raised his hand to strike, but Tang Xiaofang immediately sat up straight and closed his eyes.
Mu Zhao asked, "Why don't you hide?"
Tang Xiaofang recited aloud: "Tangmen's family motto, when a wife is angry and wants to hit her husband to vent her anger, the husband must not fight back, and must not run away!"
Seeing that he was full of nonsense again, acting like a rich and dissolute son, Mu Zhao put down his hands and said angrily, "It's unreasonable!"
She was still wearing her summer school uniform, and she was wet with water, showing her graceful curves.
Qin Yuan and Yan Qiuchen turned their backs obediently, lowered their heads and wrung out their clothes.Only Tang Xiaofang, an idiot, opened his eyes and said, "Shall I light up a fire and roast it for you?"
Mu Zhao reacted and turned around immediately, but Tang Xiaofang said: "Oh, I don't mind your flat chest! Don't hide!"
Mu Zhao's family was strict, and listening to his nonsense, his face was blushing like blood, but his eyes were covered with frost.
Qin Yuan, who couldn't listen anymore, slapped him on the head, and scolded: "Did your great-grandfather teach you the difference between men and women?"
Tang Xiaofang told the truth, "He said he didn't plan to marry a girl, so he couldn't hold her hand. But I have made up my mind to marry Mu Zhao, so I can hold hands."
Qin Yuan was so angry that he lost his temper.
"Zi~" The flame burned.
When Tang Xiaofang made jokes, Yan Qiuchen had already lit a fire in the distance, took off his clothes and was about to dry them.
Tang Xiaofang angrily said to his back: "Do you know the difference between men and women?! Don't think that you can seduce my wife because you have a better figure than me!" He turned his head angrily, picked up wooden branches, put on airs, pinched the fire, After finishing everything, he smiled obsequiously at Mu Zhao, "Daughter-in-law, come and warm yourself by the fire."
Good upbringing prevents Mu Zhao from saying such insulting words as "roll".
Seeing that she seemed about to vomit blood from anger, Qin Yuan hurriedly said, "I'll take him for a walk, so I won't disturb you. You bake slowly, the weather turns cold, and it's easy to catch a cold."
So Tang Xiaofang was pulled away.
Tang Xiaofang said foolishly: "Brother Yuan, pinch me quickly to see if I'm dreaming. Why did I kiss Mu Zhao?"
Qin Yuan poured cold water on her and said, "There's no need to pinch you. You're just dreaming."
Tang Xiaofang said: "Oh. Then I will never wake up."
After the two of them had walked far away, Qin Yuan said: "With Mu Zhao's skill, under the circumstances at that time, if you don't care about the students around you, you can escape unscathed. You have a good vision."
Tang Xiaofang said happily: "Yes, yes. Although she is cold, her heart is warm."
Qin Yuan said again: "Everyone who has good roots is a good lady, and I hate playboys who don't know much."
Tang Xiaofang said: "My dad is planning to remove me and my brother from the Tang Sect genealogy. From now on, our brothers will be lonely and dependent on each other, and we will not have the capital of being a dude."
He said, gnashing his teeth, "My father said that he would ask Yan Qiuchen to change his name to Tang Qiuchen. He also said that he would drive me and my brother out of the Tang Sect and tell us to go fishing in the sea to make a living! Huh! Rare! Enough money to buy a house in the Northeast!"
His face changed, and he said happily: "Then Mu Zhao and I will be friends and give birth to many, many babies."
Qin Yuan saw that he was in a beautiful self-imagination, and said: "You and your brother are not in the Tang Sect. I think it's good to go fishing in the sea."
After walking for a while, I heard the gurgling of the stream, the chirping of blue birds, and saw the boats on the stone bridge, the blue tiles and white walls, and the smoke from the kitchen.
Qin Yuan asked strangely: "How can there be an ancient town with few people in the barren mountains?"
Yan Qiuchen, who didn't know when to follow, said flatly, "Ghost Town."
Qin Yuan asked: "Who is Tang Taotao?"
Li Junjie said: "It's just—" He was about to answer, when he heard a scolding,
"Smelly rascal! Auntie's one move kills me with Cloud Piercer!"
"Oh, please forgive me!"
Everyone followed the sound, and saw that in the aisle where the No. 3 and No. 2 cars intersected, a savage Danzong female student grabbed a ghost cultivator male student and beat him up.
Li Junjie is not tall, and because of the surging heads, he couldn't see clearly the appearance of the beaten person for a while.So I stood on the seat, looked around, and saw clearly that the student who was running around and begging for mercy, "Don't slap your face, don't slap your face!" is exactly——
The female student turned the boy around like a spinning top, stretched out her foot and kicked his ass, kicked him into the No. 2 car, and glared at each other: "Tang Xiaofang, you use the next trick to harass Mu Zhao, Okay, my aunt kicked your balls! Let you be the first eunuch in New China!"
After she finished speaking, her almond eyes widened, and she shouted to the crowd: "What are you looking at? I haven't seen Guan Gong fighting Zhu Bajie!"
Everyone was frightened by her pungent aura like a hot pepper, and scattered like birds and beasts.
Qin Yuan approached the trembling Tang Xiaofang, squatted down, poked his bird's nest head, and asked softly: "Student Tang Xiaofang, what kind of moth did you fix?"
The voice was so familiar and intimate.Tang Xiaofang raised his pig-headed face with a crooked nose and slanted mouth, and said excitedly, "I took a picture of Mu Zhao's back!"
Qin Yuan: "..."
"Oh, good man, spare your life! Good man, spare your life!"
"Don't slap your face, don't slap your face!"
The always good-tempered Qin Yuan couldn't help but beat up the two hundred and five.
Perhaps it was because Tang Xiaofang's screams were too shrill, and Chen Tangtang, who couldn't bear it anymore, turned to Qin Yuan and said, "He has lived outside since he was a child, and he doesn't know anything about men and women. You can talk to him carefully."
Li Junjie chimed in: "That's right, that's right! Xiaofang has lived with rough guys since she was a child, so she doesn't know how to chase girls."
Tang Xiaofang grinned in pain, but still raised his head and smiled at Chen Tangtang, "Sister-in-law, I have thick skin, so it doesn't hurt!"
Qin Yuan took a look, she seemed to be a bit heavy on herself.But Tang Xiaofang remembers eating but not beating, if he doesn't mention him, he might do something that ruins the girl's reputation.With this in mind, he pulled Tang Xiaofang up and let him sit down.Sitting down by him, I asked, "Who gave you such a bad idea? Is it a dirty word to confess your love in public, or you follow someone to take a sneak shot?"
Tang Xiaofang rubbed his head, handed him the phone, and after sliding to unlock it, the chat information in the fan group was displayed.
Qin Fang Support Club
Qin Fang, who is inspired to become the king of the live broadcast: Fairy sisters, I humbly ask for advice, what should I do if I want to chase a girl who is glamorous and arrogant?Quite urgent, wait online.
Unreliable means unreliable: Panda shouting (Don’t fall in love, go to QJ. There is not so much time in life for you to play your inner drama, if you love her, go for it. If you like her, then QJ. What’s the use of confessing, or you will refuse. Can’t chase after her When it arrives, it’s grass, if it’s not grass, it’s drugged. If you turn your face, you’ll post a fruit photo. At worst, you’ll go to jail. You don’t even dare to sit in prison, and dare to say you love her).jpg
After reading the news, Qin Yuan raised her volume and shouted, "I'm fucking—"
"Hey, brother Yuan, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" Seeing that Qin Yuan was about to hit Tang Xiaofang again, Li Junjie hurriedly hugged his raised arm, trying to persuade him: "Impulse is the devil!"
Tang Xiaofang hugged his head and waited for a while, but he didn't see the fist coming down, so he raised his eyes quietly.
Qin Yuan smiled.
Tang Xiaofang's hairs stood on end from laughing.
Qin Yuan rubbed her forehead, the veins on her temples throbbed non-stop.After a while, he said to Tang Xiaofang earnestly: "Be gentle, considerate, and polite to girls. Which normal girl would like a tram idiot? You don't have Stockholm Syndrome! If you weren't my friend, I would have smashed him with a hammer. Your chest is broken!"
Tang Xiaofang looked sad, and said sadly: "But I really like her, I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, and I want to have many babies with her."
Li Junjie asked: "You won't say that to Mu Zhao, will you?"
Tang Xiaofang nodded frankly, "I said I want to have a baby with you."
It is really Tang Xiao's way of confession that is so simple that it will cause ambiguity.
Li Junjie rolled his eyes at him, "Why didn't Mu Zhao kill you?"
Tang Xiaofang pointed to the bruise on his face, "I was beaten by her sister."
Qin Yuan put her hands on his shoulders, tried her best not to get angry, looked straight at him with sharp eyes, and said, "Respect, you have to respect her, understand? Unless it's M, no one will like this!"
Tang Xiaofang asked: "What is M?"
Li Junjie said: "Your brother and Mengguan are like this."
Tang Xiaofang said aggrievedly: "My brother says he likes it. Tell her bluntly that he wants her to be the daughter-in-law of the Tang family! If you don't agree, lock her up. I told her that I want to have a baby with her, what's wrong?"
Qin Yuan asked: "Is your Tang Sect a bunch of bandits? If you see it, grab it!"
Aggrieved, Tang Xiaofang looked around for off-site rescue.The eavesdropping ears that were pricked up around immediately shrank back, expressing that they would not go into the muddy water.
Tang Xiaofang saw the pretty figure in the front seat and said, "My eldest sister and sister-in-law are like this too. The first time my eldest sister saw her sister-in-law, she hugged her and gnawed on her."
Chen Tangtang said calmly: "Your sister and I knew each other in the previous life. She kissed me, and I am willing."
Qin Yuan said angrily: "Did you hear that? Your brother and your sister's situation is different from yours! If you like me, it's a good deal at best. If you dare to do stupid things to the girl, I will be the first to kill my relatives!"
Tang Xiaofang, who was taught to be a man by his relatives and friends before leaving the school, hugged Li Junjie, lay on his back and wept.
Li Junjie said in a low voice: "Brother Fang, you are so fierce."
Qin Yuan said: "A matter of principle cannot be compromised!"
Li Junjie patted the back of Tang Xiaofang's hand and sang heartily:
"Tears of the North Star, your red eyes from crying
The wet promise drowned in my heart
I look up and see love
When the right person can't wait for the right time
The moment you let go of your hands"
The vibrato of the male singer was imitated vividly.
Tang Xiaofang's crying subsided and gradually stopped.
Li Junjie asked strangely: "Why don't you cry?"
Tang Xiaofang said honestly: "After listening to your song, I suddenly don't want to cry anymore. I still feel a little happy in my heart."
"Stupid?" Li Junjie touched his forehead and said, "You don't have a fever?"
Qin Yuan suddenly had a bold guess in his heart, and asked Li Junjie, "Have you ever sung before?"
Li Junjie said: "No."
Qin Yuan said: "You may have a talent called Nei Yan Ling. As the name suggests, you can express what you want to do in a contradictory way, and it will be realized."
Li Junjie's eyes were bright, and he sang:
"I don't want I don't want to grow taller,
After growing taller, there will be no flowers in the world.
I don't want I don't want to grow taller,
I'd rather be dumb and stupid forever. "
After singing, he quietly waited for the change. 1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed... 10 minutes passed.
Qin Yuan coughed a few times to cover up her embarrassment, and was about to turn around, but Li Junjie grabbed her arm.The latter had a serious face, slightly sullen, and asked, "Why is it useless? Why are you still standing in front of me like a mountain? You goddamn stick!"
Qin Yuan opened her mouth and flickered, "Your profound strength is not high, so you can't be effective anytime and anywhere, it's understandable."
"Oh." He let go of the piano and sat back on his seat sullenly.Looking at the black shadow passing by outside the window, he felt emotional,
"When you step on the platform and walk alone from now on,
I can only bless you deeply.
Deepest blessings to you dearest friend,
I wish you the best of luck. "
Li Junjie has a good voice.When everyone was immersed in the inexplicable sadness of parting, they suddenly heard: creaking——
The ear-piercing sound of rail rubbing was accompanied by a huge shock force, and the students in the car stumbled and fell into a ball.
Fortunately, they are all comprehension students with excellent psychological quality, they don't hear screams and quarrels, they only help each other and care for each other.
Chen Tangtang stood up, looked around, and asked, "Are any students injured?"
"No."
The door of the No. 3 compartment opened, and Mu Zhao walked quickly, with a calm expression on his face, and asked, "What's going on?"
Chen Tangtang said, "I don't know."
The door of the inner compartment of No. 1 opened, and a boy wearing a black hat came slowly and coldly, and said in a flat tone: "Failure, let's go."
There is only one upper and lower door, and that is the middle end of the No. 2 compartment.Chen Tangtang stepped forward to look at it for a while, and said, "The outer door of the train is stuck."
"Get out of the way." The cold and flat voice was especially pleasant in the quiet car where everyone was holding their breath.
Chen Tangtang stepped aside.
Yan Qiuchen slowly raised her hand, and the golden light flashed under the black gloves.
"Fashion and gossip can be found without a trace, yin and yang are the same. Break."
The palm of the hand intersected with the car door, and the gossip totem in the palm condensed for a moment, bursting out with astonishing profound power, the car door spun several times in the air, and smashed to the ground with a loud bang.
Yan Qiuchen stepped out of the train first, turned her head and cast a cold glance at Li Junjie who was hiding in the corner, full of warning.
Li Junjie was so frightened that he immediately covered his mouth and shrank behind Qin Yuan's back.
Tang Xiaofang muttered unhappily, "Cut, pretend to be X!"
Chen Tangtang walked to the open space outside and shouted loudly: "Everyone, don't be crowded, and line up in order. Yaoxiu and Danzong come to my place, and ghost Xius gather around Yan Qiuchen."
Tang Xiaofang clung to Li Junjie, and the two were entangled like koalas.He said capriciously: "I don't want to go there, I will leave with you."
Chen Tangtang who heard this sentence cast his gaze over, and called out in a neutral tone, "Tang Xiaofang."
"Hey!" Tang Xiaofang raised his neck in response.
Chen Tangtang couldn't deny it and said: "Go back to your original team."
"Oh..." Tang Xiaofang, who was killed by righteousness, returned to Guixiu dejectedly.
Qin Yuan asked: "Why is Xiaofang hostile to Yan Qiuchen?"
Li Junjie said in a low voice: "There are three people who studied with the Taoist ancestor of the Tang family. One is Tang Taotao, so ignore it. One is Yan Qiuchen, and the other is Tang Xiuyao. Yan Qiuchen has not returned to Yan's house for a long time. The principal and Taoist ancestors regard him as a Half a son. So...you know what I mean?"
Qin Yuan got it right, "Xiao Fang is worried that Yan Qiuchen will take his brother's seat?"
Li Junjie nodded, "Especially Brother Yao has done a lot of obscene things. In the eyes of the elders of the Tang Sect, maybe he is not suitable to take over the Tang Sect."
Qin Yuan said: "Families of famous families pay the most attention to blood inheritance, so Xiaofang is too worried."
Li Junjie hesitated to speak, and finally said anxiously: "Oh, you don't understand!"
Qin Yuan blurted out: "Indeed. I don't quite understand the thoughts of you ordinary people."
Li Junjie was choked by him casually, but was unable to refute.
Before Tang Xiaofang could go far, he turned his head and said angrily, "What's the big deal! My brother is much better than him!"
Qin Yuan jokingly said, "Running naked, undressing, and singing? That's true. No one can compare to him."
Tang Xiaofang looked gloomy, restrained his emotions under Chen Tangtang's surveillance, scratched his head, and joined the team in a moment of depression.
Chen Tangtang said: "We are already approaching the Bright Moon Canyon, and we can reach our destination on foot in another hour. The mountain road is steep, everyone pay attention to your steps, don't fall behind, don't get separated."
I don't know which mountain range the Bright Moon Canyon is hiding on.Surrounded by greenery and fog along the way, listening to the tide lapping on the shore, it seems that there is a mighty force, the power of wind and thunder.
The mountain road is rugged, the cliffs are steep, and only one person can pass through the narrowest point.
Maybe there is no class during the holidays, and Adidas, who is too comfortable, has a big heart and a fat body, eats a lot of snacks, and develops horizontally.I wanted to pass through lightly, but I didn't expect to get stuck in the corridor between the two mountains.Her pretty face was flushed red, and she muttered in bits and pieces: "Breathe in, draw in your belly, and fight!"
The people inside the mountain pulled her hands, and the people outside the mountain pushed her feet. The three parties worked together, but they still failed.
Qin Yuan put her hands under her creaking nest, and seeing her keep "breathing in, pulling her belly in, struggling!", she couldn't help lowering her head and laughing non-stop, her shoulders trembling.
This angered the delicate and naive little girl, raised her head and shouted: "Yeah!"
Qin Yuan turned her head away, pursed her lips and chuckled, "Sorry, you are so cute."
Chen Tangtang, who was pushing hard outside, couldn't help laughing, coughing to hide his smile.
Adi said angrily: "Senior sister, you laugh at me too!"
Chen Tangtang said: "I'm sorry, I'm ignorant. This is the first time I've seen a stuck konghou."
This ridicule reminded the little girl, and she said a spell in her mouth, "Sailor Moon, transform!"
Dazzling golden light, shining mountains and forests.
Qin Yuan easily pulled out the harp and placed it gently on the ground.
Li Junjie was curious for a moment, squatted in front of him, and stretched out his hand to pluck the strings.
A string of ethereal and quiet notes flowed slowly. Seeing the mountains in the distance like daisy, and the water near with smoke, he was so excited that he suddenly wanted to sing a song.However, with the gas in his stomach, Qin Yuan mercilessly covered his mouth when he opened his mouth, and warned in a low voice: "Before you can master this talent proficiently, you should shut up!"
Li Junjie: "No, no, no!" (Got it!)
After all the students have passed, the four columns merge into one.Yan Qiuchen led the way, Chen Tangtang was in the middle, Mu Zhao was behind, and continued to cross the suspension bridge.
The mountains on both sides of the strait are towering into the clouds, majestic and majestic; the steep cliffs are majestic and steep;
Seeing that all the students were about to be safely escorted to the other side, a sudden change occurred.
The plank of the suspension bridge suddenly broke from the middle, and in a split second, Mu Zhao pushed all the students in front of him and beside him to the shore, while he fell into the abyss.
"Mu Zhao!" Tang Xiaofang, who had been watching the situation closely, jumped up without hesitation.
Yan Qiuchen stretched out his hand to grab it, but it was useless.He shouted to Chen Tangtang: "Sister-in-law!"
He had always been reticent, so the word "sister-in-law" meant to ask Chen Tangtang to take care of the ghost cultivator students.
"Don't act recklessly!" Chen Tangtang looked startled, but two figures jumped down together.
"Brother Yuan!" Li Junjie watched Qin Yuan jump off the cliff silently, and in desperation, he wanted to give up his life to accompany the gentleman.Unexpectedly, with a kick of his hind legs, a strong force suddenly pulled him back.
Li Junjie turned around and shouted, "What are you doing?"
Adidas glared at him and cursed: "Are you crazy? Go out and inform the teacher first!"
Li Junjie pointed to the broken suspension bridge, belatedly frightened, his voice trembling: "We...we can't get out!"
Chen Tangtang commanded calmly: "Everyone is there, and camped in place. Adi temporarily represents Mu Zhao and takes over Danzong. Xiao Zhuo and Ma Gai will replace Yan Qiuchen and protect the ghost cultivators."
"Yes!"
……
Plop!Plop!Plop——
There were three sounds, the water splashed fiercely, and four figures sank into the water.
Yan Qiuchen and Qin Yuan are from the south, and they are familiar with water, so they held their breath in advance and drowned in the river.When the sinking momentum gradually slowed down, he stretched out his hand to push the water and started to swim.
Although Tang Xiaofang is a man in the Northeast, but Fengling Yedu is adjacent to the sea, he often rides sharks in the sea with Bu Qiufeng, so he is also a little white dragon in the waves, and he is best at tossing rivers and seas.It was Mu Zhao, a native girl from the north who didn't know how to swim, and was unlucky for a landlubber.
Tang Xiaofang tried his best to pick up the drowning Mu Zhao in the rushing water and brought her ashore.
Qin Yuan and Yan Qiuchen followed behind.
Mu Zhao's face was pale, and his chest no longer rose or fell.
Tang Xiaofang stood there stunned, and suddenly burst into tears.
Qin Yuan raised her hand and patted the back of his head, cursing, "Why are you standing there? Artificial respiration!"
Tang Xiaofang was woken up with a slap, and the latter gave first aid immediately.
1 minute later.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Mu Zhao resumed his breathing, coughed violently, and spat out all the water.
A pair of beautiful eyes slowly opened, but Tang Xiaofang's pursed mouth with blue nose and swollen face came into view.
The brain has not yet reacted, but the body has already made countermeasures and dodged in time.
Tang Xiaofang plunged headlong into the sand.He spat out the sand "Bah, bah, bah", looked up and saw Mu Zhaofeng's eyes staring coldly, with hidden anger, he subconsciously pointed at Qin Yuan, and blurted out, "He told me to kiss you!"
Qin Yuan:? ? ?
Mu Zhao raised his hand to strike, but Tang Xiaofang immediately sat up straight and closed his eyes.
Mu Zhao asked, "Why don't you hide?"
Tang Xiaofang recited aloud: "Tangmen's family motto, when a wife is angry and wants to hit her husband to vent her anger, the husband must not fight back, and must not run away!"
Seeing that he was full of nonsense again, acting like a rich and dissolute son, Mu Zhao put down his hands and said angrily, "It's unreasonable!"
She was still wearing her summer school uniform, and she was wet with water, showing her graceful curves.
Qin Yuan and Yan Qiuchen turned their backs obediently, lowered their heads and wrung out their clothes.Only Tang Xiaofang, an idiot, opened his eyes and said, "Shall I light up a fire and roast it for you?"
Mu Zhao reacted and turned around immediately, but Tang Xiaofang said: "Oh, I don't mind your flat chest! Don't hide!"
Mu Zhao's family was strict, and listening to his nonsense, his face was blushing like blood, but his eyes were covered with frost.
Qin Yuan, who couldn't listen anymore, slapped him on the head, and scolded: "Did your great-grandfather teach you the difference between men and women?"
Tang Xiaofang told the truth, "He said he didn't plan to marry a girl, so he couldn't hold her hand. But I have made up my mind to marry Mu Zhao, so I can hold hands."
Qin Yuan was so angry that he lost his temper.
"Zi~" The flame burned.
When Tang Xiaofang made jokes, Yan Qiuchen had already lit a fire in the distance, took off his clothes and was about to dry them.
Tang Xiaofang angrily said to his back: "Do you know the difference between men and women?! Don't think that you can seduce my wife because you have a better figure than me!" He turned his head angrily, picked up wooden branches, put on airs, pinched the fire, After finishing everything, he smiled obsequiously at Mu Zhao, "Daughter-in-law, come and warm yourself by the fire."
Good upbringing prevents Mu Zhao from saying such insulting words as "roll".
Seeing that she seemed about to vomit blood from anger, Qin Yuan hurriedly said, "I'll take him for a walk, so I won't disturb you. You bake slowly, the weather turns cold, and it's easy to catch a cold."
So Tang Xiaofang was pulled away.
Tang Xiaofang said foolishly: "Brother Yuan, pinch me quickly to see if I'm dreaming. Why did I kiss Mu Zhao?"
Qin Yuan poured cold water on her and said, "There's no need to pinch you. You're just dreaming."
Tang Xiaofang said: "Oh. Then I will never wake up."
After the two of them had walked far away, Qin Yuan said: "With Mu Zhao's skill, under the circumstances at that time, if you don't care about the students around you, you can escape unscathed. You have a good vision."
Tang Xiaofang said happily: "Yes, yes. Although she is cold, her heart is warm."
Qin Yuan said again: "Everyone who has good roots is a good lady, and I hate playboys who don't know much."
Tang Xiaofang said: "My dad is planning to remove me and my brother from the Tang Sect genealogy. From now on, our brothers will be lonely and dependent on each other, and we will not have the capital of being a dude."
He said, gnashing his teeth, "My father said that he would ask Yan Qiuchen to change his name to Tang Qiuchen. He also said that he would drive me and my brother out of the Tang Sect and tell us to go fishing in the sea to make a living! Huh! Rare! Enough money to buy a house in the Northeast!"
His face changed, and he said happily: "Then Mu Zhao and I will be friends and give birth to many, many babies."
Qin Yuan saw that he was in a beautiful self-imagination, and said: "You and your brother are not in the Tang Sect. I think it's good to go fishing in the sea."
After walking for a while, I heard the gurgling of the stream, the chirping of blue birds, and saw the boats on the stone bridge, the blue tiles and white walls, and the smoke from the kitchen.
Qin Yuan asked strangely: "How can there be an ancient town with few people in the barren mountains?"
Yan Qiuchen, who didn't know when to follow, said flatly, "Ghost Town."
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